[williamssl]

Yesterday Lucky was lamenting the Power Rangers loss (well, the Pink Power Ranger) and also commenting on Sergeial's leave of absence from a "he posts the naked lady goodness" perspective.

So in honor of Lucky and to give him (and others) something where they can vote on hotness of entrants as the sole criteria, I give you the Hot Celebrity Showdown.

Not gonna do a drawn out thing because I don't want to detract from the main/real showdown we got going on, so I took the top 8 from FHM's "2006 100 Sexiest Women" list (SOURCE).

Here's how it will look:

#1 Scarlett Johansson
#8 Maria Sharapova

#4 Jessica Simpson
#5 Keira Kneightley

#2 Angelina Jolie
#7 Jenny McCarthy

#3 Jessica Alba
#5 Halle Berry


This is being run in NSFW because many of these ladies have shown us their lovelies in print or on film, and THIS CONTEST IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS so use whatever "evidence" you think is needed to convince your fellow voters.

ENJOY! (and sorry Court....you can vote too though)


EDIT: Yes I'm overcompensating for my newfound gayness.

[Evil Scotty]

Erica Durance aka Lois Lane needs to be added!
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops853/erica_durance_smallville0002.jpg

[williamssl]

Use this thread (as Scotty did) to make arguments for future entrants!

[DevSop]

Eliza Dushku

[Evil Scotty]

devilsoprano said:

Eliza Dushku

[Evil Scotty]

Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order SVU
www.polit.ru/img/miha/emmy5.jpg

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Allison Hannigan

[The Canadian Content]

Okay, here's the thing. I appreciate you guys running a hot-chick showdown without my being involved. In fact, goddammit, I'm proud of you for doing it. The fact that no none U2Ud me to alert me to the fact, though, is heinous. you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

In summary, I was actually really surprised to see Jenny McCarthy in the rankings. Kudos, Tex's source. Also, if Angelina Jolie doesn't win this, there's something fundamentally wrong with all of you.

That said, Tex, you've rocked the boat again. Well done, sir. You'll be getting your exalt in due measure.

ETA: fixing drunken typos

[The Canadian Content]

Also, how did Shannyn Sossamon not make the list? (and, on an older-chick tip, Bo Derek)?

[The Canadian Content]

And Charlize Theron? God damn, I wish I was still unemplyed! I'd have beat the fuck out of those brackets.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

psychofish said:

I'd have beat the fuck out of those brackets.

That ain't all you'd beat.

[Lucky]

I must say, Tex, that is an excellent bracket considering the quick put together. We could squabble all day about additions and subtractions but that is a very strong 8 to represent.

[Evil Scotty]

Eva Mendes


Devon Aoki

www.babylon-x.com/preview/rachel_weisz/preview_2.jpg
Rachel Weisz


Natalie Portman

[Lucky]

If nothing else I think Portman, Knightly, and Aoki give us Scotty's type.

Tex actually stole my thunder. I was going to suggest kicking off a full fledged chick showdown around the end of these two current ones. I think I still will but this mini showdown probably allows me to procrastinate on it for awhile longer.

[Evil Scotty]

and what type is that?

[Lucky]

Thin but not scary thin. Small cup size but still there. Deep eyes, or at least they stand out to me. No big focus on boobs, asses, or legs. Its in no way an insult. I'm quite a fan of that myself, or at least I have that idea of a type and am a fan of it and that's why I'm thinking you do after those entries. I could be just projecting. Its a very feminine look that I'm big on. I've never been a fan of Barbie dolls or extreme features. That small, beautiful, sensual look always worked for me.

Eva Mendes threw me. Another favorite of mine but she didn't seem to fit with the other entires. Busty, ass, dark skin. But deep eyes and beautiful sensuality. Me like.

[Evil Scotty]

hahaha. I have to agree with your statement. Those women give me that special feeling. I'm a really big fan of women with some curves and a little meat on their bones.

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After watching Casino Royale again the other day, I'd like to add Eva Green (she played Vesper) to the next go-round's short list. Even my wife thought she exuded natural beauty, especially the scenes where she wasn't wearing makeup.