[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#860)
Live! From Salt Lake City, Utah
May 16, 2018

Mac Flasher & Firewoman vs. Ghosthead & Mai Muyo
Bridget O’Malley vs. Stank vs. Zed
Stan Fulton vs. Zane Myers
Matt Folz vs. Chad Madison
Jack Bullet vs. Kylie Mignolio
Banned From Everywhere vs. Beer Money
Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox vs. Shannon Mann



Card subject to the Right to Censor showing up

[Sportsguy]

We fade in quickly after the show and see Mai Muyo pacing on the roof of the arena.

Mai: Fuck, why did I do that?

Mai continues to pace as she hears a voice from behind "You did what you thought you had to do. Don't do this self pity shit kiddo, I'm not buying it."

Mai: How'd you find me?

Matt: Because I know you well.

Mai: How is she?

Matt: Doctors are still looking at her but I don't think you did any long term damage. I'd try to avoid her until your match if I were you though. Stank and Moose are with her, I wanted to come up here and talk to you.

Mai: So what, you're here to retaliate?

Matt shakes his head and sarcastically laughs.

Matt: You know me well enough that if I wanted to retaliate that I wouldn't have let you see me coming. Now if she asks for help against you, I'll have to do it. I won't feel good about it but I gave her my word. But right now I came up here to say I'm proud of you, phase one is complete. I just wish it hadn't been against one of my allies but (Shrugs) eh what can you do sometimes.

Mai: Phase one?

Matt: Got you to embrace your dark side.

Mai: What's phase 2?

Matt just smiles and pats Mai on the shoulder.

Matt: In due time kiddo... In due time. Have a nice night.

Matt turns and walks off as we FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose walks into the Destroyitarium and sees Sizzle sitting there already clearly drunk. Moose tries to duck back out but Sizzle sees him>

S: JACKIEHEAD MOOSE! <spinning on the stool> Sizzle is in LOVE!

MHJ: <shit> What?

S: <hic> Sha-na-nanon Mann so impressed with Sizzle that she leaves Sizzle to do all work! She knows Sizzle will take care of her!

MHJ: <getting an evil grin on his face> You're ABSOLUTELY right! She knows that YOU can take care of her! You know what you need to do?

S: Manbeef will do anything for future Mrs. Sha-na-nanon Manbeef!

MHJ: You need to find Ghost, attack him, beat the hell out of him. He attacked you from behind when you tried to reason with him in the ring!

S: <thinking> Sizzle not as strong as Ghostiehead

MHJ: That's why you need to use this........

<Moose reaches behind the bar and grabs HDB Special Edition 1>

MHJ: This bat has been handed down through generations of Quinn's. Some have been able to lift this HDB, some have not. I have been waiting to give this to the person who most deserves it, and that is clearly you. Can you lift the HDB?

<Sizzle grabs the bat and lifts it slowly until it's over his head>

S: <eyes wide> SIZZLE CAN LIFT IT! Sizzle can lift Jackiehead Moosie's bat!

MHJ: <gasping> You are the chosen one for the New Orleans Saints of Sinners! You can lift it! I cannot believe it! You ARE the chosen one! Now, you need to figure out how you are going to take out Ghost! Take this bat and go! ATTACK WITH FURIOUS RAGE AND SEETHING ANGER! SHOW NO MERCY TO YOUR ENEMIES! YOU ARE A NEW ORLEANS SAINT OF SINNER! YOU TAKE WHAT YOU WANT! SHOW MY YOUR WAR FACE!

S: <snarling and screaming> AAAAAAGHHHHH!

MHJ: BULLSHIT! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR! LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE!

S: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

MHJ: I DIDN'T HEAR YOU PRIVATE SIZZLE! DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY BELOVED NEW ORLEANS SAINTS OF SINNERS?

S: SIR, YES SIR!

MHJ: THEN LET ME SEE YOUR GODDAMN WAR FACE SOLDIER!

S: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH!

<Sizzle destroys a few things in the Destroyitarium, then heads out into the hallway and goes screaming into the night, Moose smirks, lights a cigar and turns to take a drink of his energy drink when Stank walks out of the back>

S: Did you just give Sizzle a HDB to attack my brother with?

MHJ: I did, but don't worry, it's HDB TNA version

S: ......TNA vers......you mean it has rubber barbed wire

MHJ: Bingo!

S: And the bat is rubber as well

MHJ: Two for two

S: And you sent him to attack Ghost

MHJ: You are on a roll sir

S: You realize you ARE going to get him killed?

MHJ: Whaaaaaaaaat? Lucas Mann, I am deeply offended by that. How's Fire?

S: Deeply unhappy, possible concussion and, once again, bruised ribs. Jack, what are we going to do about this?

MHJ: We will have Fire's back, IF she asks for it. But she is going to have to come to us. It's time for her to embrace being a Saint.

S: Good, YOU tell her that

<Moose smirks and we fade to black>

[snelson66]

FADE in on OOWF Catering where Firewoman is sitting a table when a hand appears in screen and sets a hot beverage down in front of her. The camera pulls back to show The Crusher Stan Fulton is the hand’s owner and he takes a seat at Fire’s table with his own beverage.

FW: “What’s this?”

SF: “You looked sad so I got you a hot beverage. I asked Dave what you drank and he said that’s it.”

FW: “I’m sad so I get a hot beverage? You watch too much Big Bang Theory.”

SF: “Everyone has a vice of some sort. Some multi-camera sitcoms are one of mine.”

Fire sips her coffee, nods in approval and looks at Fulton.

FW: “By the way, welcome back.”

SF: “Thanks. How're your ribs?"

FW: "Been better. Been worse. Seems like an odd time to come back to this nuthouse."

SF: "Eh. Moose needs soldiers. He knows he can rely on me. He hopes that goes for you, too."

FW: (looking perturbed) “Not a favorite subject right now, Stan.”

SF: “I know. I’d be hard pressed to find a favorite subject of yours right now.”

FW: “I’m aware of that. Who sent you? Lucas?”

SF: “Nope. No one ‘sent me.’ I was taking a tour of catering and seeing if I wanted to reacquire its assets. Dave’s thinking that running a coffee stand while pursuing an acting career isn’t feasible in this market. We talked; I made an offer. He’s thinking it over.”

FW: “So you just decided to sit down? With me?”

SF: “Fire, I am never going to tell you I understand what you’re going through. I’m also not going to tell you what you should do. I am not that arrogant.”

FW: “Than what the hell do you want? I’m busy.”

SF: “I just thought you could use a friend around here. Everyone else wants something from you. Moose and Matt want you to join the Saints fully on the front lines; Juni wants you to get his company back. I don’t want anything. I live in the moment and whatever comes my way, comes my way.”

FW: “You’re not here to finish the recruiting job Matt is working on?”

SF: “Nope. Mindfulness teaches us to focus on the here and now. The breath we’re just now taking. The moment we’re in. The conversation we’re right now having. No thoughts of what went before and what is yet to come. Peace and happiness in our lives flow from that.”

FW: “Geez, you got weird after you left.”

Fulton smirks.

SF: “The universe does that all by itself. It needs not my help. But seriously, the offer still stands.”

FW: “You and I fought pretty viciously in the past.”

SF: “And the past is just that. Past. It affects nothing about this moment in which I felt you needed someone to talk to that didn’t expect anything from you. Which is the future and not something I think about.”

FW: “I’ll think about that.”

SF: “As you wish. I hope you have a good day, Fire.”

FW: “Yeah. Same.”

As Fulton gets up, he dips his head and says...

SF: “Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.”

Fulton does just that as Fire shakes her head, sipping her coffee.

FADE

[Fire-Babe]

Later...

Firewoman walks into her office to see Lucky at her desk.

FW: Okay, move.

L: What are you doing here?

FW: My job. I have a few appointments.

Lucky reluctantly gets up to allow Fire to sit down, which she does, gingerly.

L: You should NOT be here.

FW: Tell me about it.

L: How's your head?

FW: It stopped bleeding.

L: And your rib--

FW: Lucky, they hurt. They ALWAYS hurt. *Banned From Everywhere walks in, hats in hand.* Have a seat, gentlemen.

ABFD: If you'ns doesn't mindify, we gonna stand.

Bill elbows Justin who was almost comfortably seated.

FW: Okay....

ABFD: I knows what this is about, Ms. Fahr. We wuz your wrestlers, you wuz managifyin' us....and we done learnt a lot from ya. But Justin and I wuz talkin-

JS: No, we wuzn't.

ABFD: shush, Justin... --and we done learnt a lot but it's time we be ridin' off on our own.

FW: Is this because--

ABFD: On account of you iz gonna joinify up with the Saints Gang--

FW: I'm not....Look, that is what I wanted to talk to you about. In fact, you guys have really improved since we've been working together. I think you're really ready to go back out on your own.

ABFD: You does?

FW: Yep.

Bill and Justin sit down. Fire tries to stifle smile.

ABFD: Oh...well...We wuz all nervous on account of we might be disappointifyin' you.

JS: I wasn't.

FW: Never. Well, I guess you could, but only if you stopped progressing.

ABFD: *standing up quickly* Well, hot damn, Fahr! We'ns is just startifyin' our climb to the top.

Fire stands...slowly...Bill grabs her hand and shakes it, HARD. Fire winces, but shakes his hand, and Justin's.

FW: Good luck, guys.

Bill and Justin leave, but Justin ducks back in.

JS: I'm still your assistant, Mrs. Boss Lady?

Fire rolls her eyes and gives Justin five bucks. He smiles and leaves. Fire sits down, taking her time.

L: That was easy.

FW: They shouldn't be in the Saints. Just because I lost, there's no need to drag them into hell.

L: Okay, are you done?

FW: No, one more...

As if on cue, Sizzlechest Manbeef comes to the door, and bows before coming in. Fire sort of bows her head in response.

FW: Have a seat, um...Sizzle.

He does so.

FW: Look, I hate to dance around the issue, so I'm just going to get right down to it. The Saints are not your friends.

SM: What?

FW: They're not. They're not good people. They are just pretending to be that so that you will entertain them by getting the shit kicked out of you every week.

SM: What...no no...Firelady no understand.....New Orleans Saints recruit Sizzlechest as member. Sizzlechest must prove self to--

FW: No. They are just entertaining themselves. Please, trust me.

SM: OOOOOoooooo.....Sizzlechest born at night but not last night!

FW: Huh?

SM: Sizzlechest watch lots of OOWF before come here. Sizzlechest know when Quinn say "trust me," Sizzlechest should not do that.

FW: Look, I don't care. Get beat up every week. But Danny cares and Nate cares that their significant investment in you is jeopardized by--

Sizzlechest interrupts her by looking around, to see if anyone is listening. Firewoman looks around, although she has no idea why.

SM: *whispering* Can Firelady keep secret?

FW: *whispering* Usually.

SM: *nodding to Lucky* What about him?

FW: Him too.

Sizzlechest looks around again, prompting Fire and even Lucky to do the same.

SM: *whispering* Sizzlechest Double Secret Agent.

FW: Huh?

SM: *whispering* Number One Super Genius Juni Muyo ask Sizzlechest to keep eye on New Orleans Saints.

FW: He......what?

SM: SHHHhhh...*whispering* Sizzlechest pretend to want to be New Orlean Saints....Sizzlechest really convincing! Make Firelady think he in danger.

FW: Sizzlechest...you ARE in danger.

SM: No, Sizzlechest fine. Number One Super Genius pull Sizzlechest out of it get too hot.

FW: Too hot?

SM: Spy talk. Firelady no understand.

Firewoman doesn't know what to say. Neither does Lucky. Sizzlechest stands up and bows.

SM: Firelady say nothing. Snitches get stitches.

Sizzlechest bows again and walks out. Fire and Lucky just look at each other.

L: What just happened here?

FW: I don't know.

Firewoman stands up, is a bit unsteady on her feet. Lucky moves to steady her.

L: Maybe you should take the rest of the day off.

FW: Yeah, maybe you're right.

Fire and Lucky leave her office and shut the door.

[L!zz~]

(Kylie is hurrying down a hallway when a voice causes her to stop)

Voice: You don't belong here.

Kylie: (looks around but doesn't see anyone) Excuse me? Belong where?

Voice: Here. The OOWF. You don't fit in anywhere anymore.

Kylie: What is this middle school? I don't need to choose a side. It's a job.

Voice: The time will come when you must choose a side. Everyone here will choose one.

Kylie: Eco? Is that you? Well, Great. Ok, well I must be off. This place is so weird.

Voice: Your time here will soon end. Again. Choose properly or I'll make sure of it.

(Kylie shakes her head and hurries off, late to pick up Josie)

[Sportsguy]

We see Matt Folz taking a nocturnal stroll around Salt Lake City when he runs into Firewoman.

Matt: Can't sleep either huh?

Fire: (just glaring)

Matt: What the fuck is it going to take for you to trust me? I lived up to my word, I came out and helped you.

Fire: I'm going to beat the hell out of Mai.

Matt: We could do that. I know where she's staying, we could go right now...I gave my word that I'd help you if you asked. OR you could take a step back and look at the big picture and realize she could be a tremendous asset to the Saints. The question is, when the hell are you going to pull your head out of your ass and become an asset yourself?

Fire: What's THAT supposed to mean?

Matt: It means that whether you like it or not, you ARE a goddamn member of the Saints. You don't like me personally, I get that. Stan was right, I'm not your friend. But you know Stank loves you. Moose, whether you believe this or not, really does care about you his sister. I believe Stan was being completely sincere when he said he wanted to be your friend. And for you to shun all of us aside in order to keep helping Eco- of all fucking people- makes no sense to any of us.

Fire: At least I know he cares about this company.

Matt laughs.

Matt: You don't honestly believe that do you? Let me give you an example: You're outraged about what we're doing to Sizzle right?

Fire: Yes.

Matt: I went to Eco last week and told him I knew exactly what he was doing and gave him an opportunity to pull Sizzle out without harm. How did he respond? By doing not a damn thing. EVERY drop of blood that kid spills is on Eco's hands and not ours. And that's because Junichiro Muyo only cares about himself. Not his own sister, not me, not you, not anyone else in this company. Shit I thought you would have learned that after Trinity.

Fire: Fuck you Matt.

Matt: You and I are never going to be great friends, or probably ever friends at all, but out of respect let me give you some advice. Eco's not going to win this war, don't turn your back on your family and get buried with him. I'm going to go try and get some sleep now, have a nice night Fire.

Matt walks off as we.......FADE.

[snelson66]

FADE in on the OOWF Interview Center, sponsored by Sennheiser microphones. Standing there are the current, and defending, OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Matt Folz and The Crusher Stan Fulton. They commence speaking...

MF: “Stan, we’re the tag team champions, right?”

SF: “That’s right.”

MF: “Which means that right now, we’re the best pair of wrestlers in the company.”

SF: “In the world.”

MF: “In the world, right. So answer me this question.”

SF: “Alright.”

MF: “Why are we stuck in a crappy city like Salt Lake City, in singles matches against Chad Madison and Zane Myers?”

SF: “Because we’ve shown that since I returned, every other tag team can’t (said with a knowing wink to Texpress) ‘measure up’ to us.”

MF: “That’s right, Stan. We are the best in the world. We are the Saints of Sinners and everyone else is right to fear us. We’re not ready to relinquish these titles...”

SF: “Championships.”

MF: “... championships so here they are over our shoulders.”

SF: “Zane Myers. Tall drink o’ water. But you’re not getting Stan Fulton up in your Suplex School. You think your power moves are going to work on a big man like me, you Big Cass wannabe?”

MF: “And Chad Madison. No one is a better technical wrestler than I am. Bring all your flippy nonsense and I’ll ground you and show you what wrestling really is.”

SF: “Jon M. Huntsman Center! Wednesday! 7:00! You’ll want to be there to see Matt Folz show Chad Madison what wrestling is all about and I show Zane Myers that the bigger they are, the harder they fall!”

MF: “Don’t miss it!”

The lights go down and the cameras shut off.

MF: "Geez I hate these old school promos they have us doing."

SF: "It's in our contracts. I don't like them either, but we have to do them."

Folz and Fulton walk off the stage and run into Texpress walking into the interview center.

ZM: “Fulton, Folz.”

MF: “Cowboys. Here to tell the world to drink their Aquafina and be all peppy?”

CM: “Seriously, Matt. You need to lighten up. You have our belts for now. Keep ‘em shined up until we take them back. You remember us, right? Best tag team ever?

SF: “Gentlemen. We’re not going to start something here so let’s just all take a deep breath and calm down.”

ZM: “You really believe that hokey shit, huh tubby?”

SF: “I know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me, Zane. It’s not going to work.”

Myers shrugs.

ZM: “Can’t blame a guy for trying. But I heard what you said. I will suplex and powerslam you and it won’t be difficult.”

MF: “C’mon, Stan. Moose wants to talk to us.”

SF: “Chad. Zane. Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet.”

Folz, Myers and Madison all roll their eyes as Fulton and Folz walk off.

FADE

[blownspot]

Ghosthead is ROAMING~! the halls of the OOWF when he suddenly spins around and catches Sizzlechest Manbeef wielding Happy Deth Bat above his head, poised to strike Ghosthead down. Still unbeknownst to Sizzle the bat he holds is the OOWFshopzone replica edition. If struck by the rubber barbed-wiring it may still hurt, but would do less than half the damage a real Happy Deth Bat would incur. Nevertheless, Ghosthead simply stares down a wide-eyed Sizzle who pauses at the apex of his upswing, frozen in place at having been caught. Ghosthead slowly shakes his head before speaking.

Ghost - 何があなたと間違っています。- What is WRONG with you?

ScMb - すみません - Excuse me?

Ghost - あなたはおそらくこの密なものではありません。またはあなたはあなたの頭に何度も殴られた可能性がありますか？- Are you really this dense... or is it possible you have been hit on your head one too many times?

ScMb - Sizzlechestは密ではありません！ Sizzlechestが競争を削除！ - Manbeef not dense! Manbeef in love! Remove competition!

Ghost - Gods! How is it possible that even your JAPANESE is broken?

ScMb - Sizzlechest MAKE WAR FACE! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH!

The scene quickly cuts to Shannon Mann inside The Circle locker room. Ghosthead walks in a few seconds later none the worse for wear.

Ghost - There is someone at the door who would like to speak with you.

SM - Huh? Who?

Ghost - A potential suitor perhaps.

SM - What!?!

Shannon gives her husband a strange look before she walks over to the door. Ghosthead steps aside, to reveal Sizzlechest Manbeef, looking contrite. The Happy Deth Bat Special Edition 1 has obviously been forcibly bent around the man's neck.

SM - okay.

ScMb - Sizzlechest LOVE Shannon Mann! Would Shannon Mann leave dishonorable Head of Ghosts to become future Mrs. Manbeef!??

SM - Well aren't you adorable?

ScMb - YES! Sizzlechest very adorable!

SM - But I'm afraid that's going to be hard no on the divorcing of my husband. Sorry.

Shannon quickly steps back inside the room, as Ghosthead looks down at Sizzle who droops his head in dejection.

Ghost - As promised, I have allowed you to argue your case.

Ghosthead removes the bat from around Sizzle's neck.

Ghost - Did you truly not know this was made of rubber?

ScMb - Sizzlechest not argue case!

Ghost - You most certainly did... and you failed.

ScMb - Sizzlechest will WOO Shannon Manbeef from Head of Ghosts!

Ghost - At some point, likely in the very near future, you will become very tiresome Shizuru-mume Maguniku. Pray your senses return before that time arrives.

Ghosthead walks back into The Circle's locker room and shuts the door behind him, cutting Sizzlechest off on the other side.

ScMb - ... ... ... Shannon Manbeef think Sizzlechest ADORABLE!

Sizzlechest turns and skips happily down the hallway as the camera fades.

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#860)
Live! From Salt Lake City, Utah
May 16, 2018

SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU COX vs. SHANNON MANN

Sizzle is out first, and of course he brings a bouquet of flowers to the ring. Shannon comes out and Sizzle makes a big show of giving her the flowers. Shannon bats her eyes at Sizzle and takes the flower and runs her hand down his cheek. As the bell rings, she leans in real close and tells Sizzle to pucker up and close his eyes. Naturally he does, Shannon kisses her fist, then DRILLS Sizzle right in the mouth, Sizzle falls, Shannon puts a boot on him, and gets the one……two……three.
WINNER in :07 – Shannon Mann

Shannon helps Sizzle to his feet and gives him the briefest of brief hugs before bailing out of the ring. Sizzle drops to his knees holding his jaw with his head down. The crowd actually begins to feel bad for him, then Sizzle slowly gets to his feet, holding his face, when he looks up……..he has an expression of pure joy on his face. Oh lort. Sizzle damn near floats to the back while the crowd just shakes their heads.

MATT FOLZ vs. CHAD MADISON

"Battle without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz enters accompanied by Jaime. Boos happen. Then there are cheers for "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy." There's some good natured ribbing and posturign before finally Mel Creech calls for the bell, and the two seasoned veterans lock up. Some good back and forth before Madison is able to drop Folz with a shoulder block off the ropes. Madison rears back to continue the rope work but Jaime pulls the top rope down, and Madison is so taken off guard that he rolls backward out of the ring and hard onto the mat. Jaime protests to Creech that it was just accidental, and since Creech didn't really see it, he just shrugs. Madison takes exception to Jaime's interference mostly because he's ticked off she got the better of him, and he tells her so. This brings Folz out of the ring, defending his wife's honor with an Angle-slam onto the floor! Folz grabs Madison and "helps" him into the ring, and placing him in a chinlock with his knee in Madison's back for extra pain and leverage. Creech asks Madison if he wants to give up, but all that does is fire him up, and he slowly and dramatically gets to his feet. Folz doesn't let go though, and Madison has to keep working to break the hold. Finally he comes free enough that he can turn around and apply some strikes to Folz's midsection. Eventually he puts enough distance between the two of them that he can turn the punches into chops (WOOOOOOO!) driving Folz into the corner. A few more chops (WOOOOO!) for emphasis, and Madison goes to Irish Whip him to the diagonal corner, but Folz reverses and Madison lands hard against the corner. Folz gathers Madison up and body slam! Folz makes the quick pin, but Madison kicks out. Folz is quickly to his feet, and assists Madison to his just to line him up for a European upper cut driving him into corner. Folz works him over with some punches drawing a warning that he barely acknowledges. He lifts Madison up to sit him on the turnbuckle, keeping him at bay with some more punching. Folz climbs up to the second rope and the two punch back and forth for a bit, until Madison knocks Folz off with two well-placed elbows. Madison tries to disentangle his legs from the ropes, while Folz recovers and tries to regain place. He gets to the second rope again and is immediately knocked off by Madison. Madison is trying to go up top, but AGAIN, Folz runs at him. Folz quickly gets him into positions, and Angle Slam off the top turnbuckle! Both men might be dead. No, wait, Folz moves first, hooks the leg, and NO! Madison gets shoulder up. Folz implores Creech to kindly get with tempo for counting. He pulls Madison to his feet and starts jawing at him about something or another, and Madison pushes him off and TRIES for some Sweet Chin Music, but Folz ducks it, instead getting Madison in an Ankle Lock. But this is NOT Madison's first rodeo and he shoulder-rolls over, taking Folz with him and pinning him in a Sunset Flip. Folz kicks out with authori-tay.

Back on their feet and the two trade hockey punches, and gradually Madison gets the upperhand, slowly driving Folz back towards the ropes. He whips Folz across the ring, Folz reverses at the center and sends Madison to the ropes. Madison comes back out with a flying shoulder block. Madison kips up and makes his move...right into another Anklelock! Again though, Madison reverses, rolling onto his back and kicking Folz backward. Folz rushes to Madison and Madison catches him with an Atomic Drop. Jaime will NOT like that. Before Folz can register, Madison drops him with a big clothesline, and now both men are on the mat, as the momentum of the move carried Madison to the mat too. Madison recovers though and dramatically crawls and then staggers his way toward the ringpost, climbing up top and.....well, first he has to steady himself and....Madison FLIES with a Flying Elbow, but Folz rolls out of the way just in time. If only he hadn't stopped to catch his balance! Madison tries to catch his breath, as Folz gets slowly to his feet. Folz implores Madison to get to his feet as well. Madison is trying really hard to. Finally Folz can't wait any longer, and as Madison is just barely vertical, he goes for another Angle slam BUT~! Madison slides off Folz's shoulders, head first, and pulls Folz into Sunset Flip, but Folz reverses THAT into ANOTHER Anklelock. He's learned too, as this time Madison can't use any of the trick he used to reverse earlier...his only hope is to get to the ropes, but NOOOO, Folz pulls him back to the center of the ring. The cost of that though is Madison IS able to reverse and gets on his back to kick Folz away. Except NO~! This time Folz doesn't let go so easily and reapplies the lock. Mel Creech is looking REALLY closely at the ankle, so he doesn't see Jaime on the apron as Madison gets to the ropes. Ooops! Then he does, so Jaime jumps off, pulling the rope with her as Madison was just about to get to it. Folz pulls him back to the center and drops to the mat, still holding the ankle, but then wrapping his legs around Madison's in kind of a reverse STF. Madison can't go anywhere, and if wants to walk tomorrow, he has to tap.

Winner in 37:05....MATT FOLZ~!

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY

This has become quite the feud between BFE and BM. The two teams begin brawling backstage before the match is even announced. As they fight their way to the ring, officials try to stop them, but to no avail. They get to the ring and all the plunder of the OOWF comes out and soon enough we have four ladders set up with tables across them and the four are fighting on the tables! Somehow they get chairs up there too, and this match is totally not setting up some other kind of match at the pay per view or anything! The four men are teetering on the tables, on top of the ladders, balancing precariously while hitting one another with chairs and everything else! What could this lead to? Suddenly the ladders buckle, causing the tables and chairs to fall, along with the people, to the floor and the mat! Everyone could be DEAD! Medics race to the ring and we get a FOUR WAY stretcher job to the back! Vic comes out once the last man has been wheeled out and announced angrily that this WILL be settled at the pay per view – if everyone is out of the hospital by then – in a TABLES, LADDERS and CHAIRS MATCH! OH MY GOD! WHO SAW THAT COMING?
WINNERS – No Contest

STAN FULTON vs. ZANE MYERS

"50 Goddamn Skeleton Warriors" brings one half of the OOWF Tag Team Champions Stan Fulton to the ring. Stan is accompanied by his partner Matt Folz. The crowd boos as Matt gives Stan a fist bump and then the big man warms up in the corner. The crowd roars as "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" plays and Zane Meyers comes to the ring. The two competitors shake hands, the bell rings and this one is underway.

The two competitors go back and forth for several minutes, neither getting much of an advantage for very long. Zane shows impressive strength by getting Stan up in a Running Awesome Bomb and looks to have it put away as he makes the cover. The referee gets in position 1....2...Matt grabs Stan's leg and places it across the bottom rope. The referee sees Stan's leg (but not how it got there) and stops the count. Zane protests this and leans over the ropes to get in Matt's face. Stan grabs him from behind and hits the Backcut Slam. He covers, 1...2...3.
WINNER in 24:18 – Stan Fulton

JACK BULLET vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Non-Title Match

Yes folks, we’re giving this one away for FREE on tv! This is exactly what you would expect from two friends, a handshake before the match (never mind that it’s onslaught rules! Shhh!). Kylie matches Bullet move for move. Not a whole lot of high flying from Kylie in this one as Bullet keeps Mignolio mostly on the mat, working the legs to take away Kylie’s flying advantage, while Mignolio tries to work Jack’s back to take away his power advantageThe crowd is solidly behind them both throughout, and we get a fantastically wrestled match. They keep rope breaks to a minimum and neither gets a warning. Bullet traps Kylie in the tree of woe and lands a sick sliding knee to the side of his head, but somehow Kylie kicks out of the ensuing cover. The fans rally Mignolio and she comes back to get the advantage on Bullet, reversing an attempted slingshot suplex into bridging German suplex for a two count. The crowd works into a frenzy as the two are trading moves and counters at a furious pace. Mignolio charges into the corner, but Bullet moves, Kylie scales the ropes and flips on the top rope, ready for a flying clothesline, but Jack dropkicks the top rope crotching Mignolio on the top, Bullet climbs the top rope for a superplex, but Kylie fights it, slips over the top and takes Jack off the top with a POWERBOMB Kylie rolls Bullet up…..one, two…….THREE!
WINNER in 16:51 – Kylie Mignolio

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED vs. STANK – Non-Title Match

Zed and Stank spend the majority of the match working together to decimate Bridget, but she shows champions resolve by fighting back. Bridget gets Zed on the mat and locks him in a PUDER LOCK, but before Zed can either tap or have his arm broke, Stank breaks it up. Bridget fights an uphill battle the whole way and it looks poor when Zed calls for a spike piledriver on the apron. Before they can hit it, Mac races to ringside. Zed and Mac argue, which gives Bridget a chance to get free, she slips into the ring and nails Stank with a supkerckick to the side of the head that knocks the big man off the apron, on the outside, Mac throws a chair at Zed, he misses, but as Zed ducks back into the ring, Bridget grabs him and PLANTS him with piledriver of her own! Bridget covers and gets the one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 28:26 – Bridget O’Malley

Things quickly break down as BRICK~! races to the ring and points out that Zed had his foot on the bottom rope the whole time! As they argue with the referee Bridget grabs her title and shoots Mac a look of fury and charges by him

Razz: She won! What is she so upset about?
Russ: Has she ever cleanly pinned Zed? Without Mac’s help?
Razz: A win is a win Russ!
Russ: It doesn’t seem to be how Bridget sees things Razz!

MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO & GHOSTHEAD

This one tries really hard to be a match. Mai and Fire can barely be contained, and they set the tone for the match by brawling around the ring. Mac and Ghost get tagged in and we get a more traditional match, but things quickly go all to shit. While Ghost and Mac are fighting, Mai runs into the ring, which draws Fire in and soon the two of them are fighting outside the ring. While that is going on and the referee is trying to get them back to neutral corners, Zed makes his way to the ring. He is glaring at Mac, who is trying to fight off an attack by Ghost. The crowd pops loudly as Bridget makes her way to the ring. She and Zed go nose to nose and they are about to brawl when BRICK~! approaches her from behind with a CHAIR! Mac takes his attention from Ghost for a moment to warn Bridget, she see’s BRICK~! and both BRICK~! and Zed beg off, but inside the ring, Ghost KILLS Mac with a boot to the side of the head, then a PHANTASMAGORIA! Ghost covers and gets the three! This has to be considered a bit of an upset!
WINNERS in 18:41 – Ghosthead & Mai Muyo

Chaos reigns as officials – but not the Saints – surround the ring and separate Fire and Mai. Inside the ring, Mac slowly gets to his feet and he and Bridget begin to argue. Our attention turns to Ghost, who has the OOWF World Heavyweight Title in his hands outside the ring. Mac looks around and realizes it’s his belt (of course it is) Ghost smirks and drops the title on the announce table and heads to the back as we fade to black.

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