[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#864)
Live! From Carson City, Nevada
June 6, 2018

Mai Muyo, Zed, Stank, Stan Fulton & Matt Folz vs. Firewoman, Bridget O'Malley, Kylie Mignolio, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville & Justin Sane

Ghosthead vs. Shizuru-Mume Maguniku-Cox
Jack Bullet vs. Shannon Mann vs. Mac Flasher
Texpress vs. Beer Money


Card subject to half our crew being replaced by lizard people from Area 51

[Jack Quinn]

<cut to the Destroyitarium where Moose, Stank and Fulton are sitting with Sizzle>

S: Stinkymann's eye is better?

St: Uh, <squinting> you know, the pain comes and goes, might be a scratched cornea

S: Sizzle didn't mean to hurt Stinkymann

SF: Of course you didn't!

<Just then Folz walks in with the booking sheet>

MF: Good news Sizzle! I got you a match against Ghosthead this week! One on one with the big man!

S: <looking rather unsure> Sizzle not sure about Ghost.....

MHJ: what?

S: ......SURVIVING MATCH AGAINST SIZZLE!

MHJ: That's what I'm talkin' about!

S: Sizzle must prepare for war with Head of Ghost! Sizzle meet men who know Mr. Inagawa again.....

MHJ: Wait, you met with them?

S: Yes......they seem very interested in OOWF! Mention Woman of Fire very much

St: Oh hell

<Sizzle bows to everyone, they halfheartedly bow back and he leaves the Destroyitarium>

MF: Something else, the rest of the Saints are in a match together, with Zed and Mai

SF: Against who?

MF: Bill, Justin, Kylie, Bridget.......<grinning> and Fire

St: Oh hell

MHJ: It is what it is. Just another match. Fire made her choice, this is what she gets

St: Oh hell

<fade>

[Sportsguy]

We fade in and see Mai Muyo on the roof of the hotel deep in thought when she's interrupted.

Matt: Why the hell is it always a rooftop with you?

Mai smiles slightly and turns around.

Mai: I'm always amused that one of the biggest badasses in the company is afraid of heights.

Matt: I'm NOT afraid of heights, I'm afraid of taking a bad step and falling to my death.

Mai: Or being pushed off?

Matt: Only when I'm with my wife.

Mai lets out a small laugh before the two stare at each other awkwardly.

Matt: So... (Smiles) Welcome back to the heel side. I know it's been what, 6 years or so? But I checked and your membership dues are still in good standing. And we still have our weekly ritual sacrifice every Friday.

Mai sighs.

Matt: Yeah I know I'm not funny.

Mai: So you're here to recruit me for the Saints?

Matt: Nope. Don't get me wrong, we'd love to have you and you'd fit in perfectly. But I can't make that call for you. Jaime or Stan can't make that call for you. This has to be your choice kiddo. Take your time thinking about it, it's an open invite.

Mai: Then why are you here?

Matt: Let's call this (Smiles) Rule 4. If my best friend has a ton on her mind and has no one else to talk to, I buy her dinner and offer up my ear. Come on, we'll go down to Ric's, I'll buy you a burger and we can talk about whatever you want.

Mai smiles and follows as we.......FADE.

[blownspot]

Stank walks up to the commissioner's office where he is accosted by SFJ#3.

SFJ#3 - Stank a word, please?

Stank halts and rolls his eyes.

Stank - What is it?

SFJ#3 - How strained is your relationship with the commissioner given the actions of the Saints of Sinners? And what about your relationship with the Saints?

Stank - Neither is none of your gotdamn business.

SFJ#3 - But I am correct in guessing that there is some tension?

Stank - No. You are not correct.

SFJ#3 - Oh ... That's ...

Stank - Look. Firewoman is her own person capable of making her own decisions.

SFJ#3 - Okay. What about your stable-mate's attack on her?

Stank - What about it?

SFJ#3 - It couldn't have been easy watching Matt and Mai jump your fiance.

Stank - *sigh* Easy? No. But I talked to Fire about it and she explicitly told me to let it be. So I'm letting it be. Fire and I are fine. Now if you will excuse me.

Stank steps past the SFJ and enters the commissioner's office shutting the door behind him. There are several seconds of silence before baritone yelling, muffled by the closed door, commences. The yelling is followed by a more alto muffled retort which rises in volume as the arguing continues. Soon objects are heard clattering off the inside of the door which are then followed by loud, short, baritone outbursts. Now the sounds of furniture being overturned between loud, angry, yet still muffled verbal exchanges dominate the next thirty seconds. Soon silence reigns again before SFJ#3 leans closer to the door straining to hear. Nothing is heard for the next two minutes before the SFJ, concerned, knocks on the door.

SFJ#3 - Everything okay in there?

Firewoman partially opens the door and peeks out.

FW - What?

SFJ#3 - Um... I guess I'll ask you the same question. How strained is your relationship with your fiance given the actions of the Saints of Sinners?

Firewoman opens the door a little wider and steps out closing it behind her before looking down and fastening the top two buttons of her shirt.

FW - That is none of your business.

Fire takes care to tuck in a stray braid of her hair as SFJ#3 narrows her eyes in suspicion.

SFJ#3 - But I would be correct in guessing that there is some tension? I mean we just heard the two of you arguing.

FW - Couples argue, not that it's any of your business, like I said.

SFJ#3 - Okay ... uh ... What about Matt and Mai's attack on you and The Saint's interest in recruiting Mai to their side?

Before Fire can answer, Stank opens the door smiling with the front of his shirt halfway hanging off his chest.

Stank - Hey get back in h-

Stank cuts his thoughts short as he looks down and notices SFJ#3.

Stank - Oh ... You're still here.

Before the SFJ can respond Firewoman turns and angrily pushes Stank back inside.

FW - She just reminded me we have some more stuff to work through.

Stank - What?

Fire slams the door shut behind her and a moment later we hear the arguing resume followed by what sounds like a vase breaking on impact against the inside of the door. Stank partially opens the door again and looks down at SFJ#3.

Stank - This is YOUR fault! Get the fuck gone, girl!

From inside we hear Firewoman yell ...

FW - Don't blame her!

Something else is heard impacting the inside of the door as Stank winces and we hear him yell just prior to slamming the door shut behind him...

Stank - How many times do I have say it? USE your WORDS, woman!

The argument is once again muffled by the closed door, as SFJ#3 simply shakes her head and walks away. The camera cuts to commercial break.

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is sitting in catering, when Shannon arrives, arms full of magazines, notebooks, and swatches of material.

FW: What is....

SM: Before I sit down...you're still engaged, right?

Fire holds up her hand and shows the ring still there.

FW: Not that I could take it off even if I wanted to.

SM: *whew* Good.

Shannon flops down, dumping her arm full of stuff onto the table. Fire barely moves her coffee out of the way in time (thus avoiding starting a feud).

FW: What is all this?

SM: Okay, next question. The date.

FW: June 4.

SM: No, not TODAY'S date....WEDDING DATE.

FW: Oh...that.

SM: Yes that. I gave you a calendar.

FW: You did, you did, and we did choose a date--

SM: Wonderful!

FW: --But I don't remember what it was.

SM: Huh?

FW: Look I put them on the wall and threw a knife at them.

SM: Of course you did.

FW: *looking through a magazine* Is this ALL wedding stuff?

SM: Yes. I've got the latest bridal magazines, I've made some lists here of things to do, who to invite, what kinds of food, a timeline...which is WHY I need a date, so I can organize when to do the cake tasting and--

FW: I dunno, Shannon...that's a lot of ... stuff. Maybe we can just hit the courthouse at whatever town we're at and--

SM: Fire.... look.... I KNOW that you've been through all this before. But Lucas hasn't. I know he'll just go along with whatever you want, but I'm CERTAIN that he would want the whole shebang. I know it's not your thing, but he ADORES you, and he would love to treat you as a princess, for just ONE day....

FW: ....he would?

SM: Plus, his mom and grandmother would love to see him in a nice church wedding--

FW: Church? I dunno....

SM: Church is negotiable. I mean...if you even are still speaking after Wednesday.

FW: Well, why wouldn't we be?

SM: You're booked opposite him, in a 5 on 5--

FW: I know.  We have sworn to each other that we will always keep the business out of our personal relationship, and we've been good with that.

SM: It's true....you have. Okay, let's talk color scheme.

Shannon flips through her swatches, but then Fire's cell phone rings.

FW: Hello?......oh, hey John Ross......no, I know the invoices have to be.....I gave them to Nate......well, that's more evidence, isn't it. Okay, I'll fax them directly to you. *hangs up* Sorry, Shannon, I have to handle this.

SM: Oh...uh, okay.

FW: Look, I think Lucky kept the calendar page we stabbed so I'll look for it after I'm done with this, okay?

SM: Okay...see ya.

Fire leaves, breathing a sigh of relief. Shannon looks disappointed at all of her stuff, when a shadow falls over the table.

St: What is all that?

SM: Wedding stuff.

St: *sitting* You are Jared are already married. Unless you're planning something with Sizzlechest.

SM: Very funny...no, I was hoping to get some planning done with Fire, but she had to answer a call from John Ros....I mean....the board.

St: I hate that guy....*flipping through the magazines*....man, this wedding stuff is really a racket, huh?

SM: What do you mean?

St: I mean Fire and I don't need all that stuff. We can just stop off at the Justice of the Peace somewhere and....what?

SM: Nothing...I mean, that's fine for you....but think....I mean, Fire's been married before, sure, but it was a disaster.

St: Hence the divorce.

SM: No, I mean...The whole WWE thing in the ring....and then being embarrassed by Attitude Adjuster, and the big fight afterward.....It was supposed to be special, and it was ruined.  She doesn't even REMEMBER the actual wedding with Alex.

St: Well, yeah, but I think she and Alex did some beach thing in Haiti and--

SM: Where she had no friends or family there.

St: Well, yeah I guess....

SM: Look, Lucas, I know you're a guy, and you don't care about all this stupid stuff, and I'm sure Fire will go along with whatever you want.....but ....well, I know she'll never admit it, but she really wants a wedding she can share with her friends and family, that she can enjoy, and doesn't get ruined. I mean, she comes off as not being a girly girl, but really, I don't know a woman anywhere that doesn't want to be treated like a princess on their wedding day. That was robbed from her before. She wants a memory that can replace that one.

St: She ... she said that?

SM: Not in so many words. But right now, she's gone to look for the calendar where you guys picked the date so we can get to work, so...

St: She is? Huh....okay, well, what do I have to do?

SM: *smiling broadly* Right now, nothing! But don't worry, you'll have some tasks to do VERY soon...at least, I hope *frowning*

St: You hope? Why? What's up?

SM: I just hope you two are still committed to each other after Wednesday's match.

St: Nothing to worry about. We have sworn to keep our personal life out of the ring, and our ring life out of our home. We'll be fine.

SM: Oh, that makes me so happy. I'm so happy for you both!

Shannon gives Stank a big hug.

St: Yeah, yeah, okay....I gotta go back to the Destroyitarium, for some training. See ya.

Stank leaves. Shannon continues to smile as she pours through some magazines and makes notes in her book, when she's joined by her own husband.

SM: Hi dear.

GH: Wife. What is all this?

SM: Just planning Fire and Lucas's wedding.

GH: I see. Do they wish for you to do this?

SM: I just talked with them both, they were fine.

GH: I see. Wife, these do not look the types of plans that would suit the personality of either.

SM: Oh, well I'm just getting started and--

GH: It occurs to me that our own small ceremony may be what is driving you to be of such great assistance in planning this extravaganza.

SM: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ghosthead almost smiles but leaves. Shannon goes back to her research.

Sizzlechest Manbeef comes in, and spies Shannon. He walks shyly up to her. She looks up to see him, but he's distracted by the stacks of wedding planning. He sees her staring and then gets nervous and runs back out, and right into Matt and Stan.

ScMb: Shananan is wedding planning! But she already married to Ghost of Head!

SF: Maybe she's planning her next wedding.

ScMb: Next wedding?

MF: Good goin' stud. Sounds like she's thinking a lot about you.

ScMb: OOOOOOOOooooooooo~!

[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#864)
Live! From Carson City, Nevada
June 6, 2018

GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX

Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku enters first to "Party Boy Song." He arrives to cheers...everyone loves an underdog....and he's dancing as usual but carrying a big bouquet of flowers. He sets the flowers precariously on the announce table and then gets into the ring. The arena and the mood darkens as Ghosthead comes down, accompanied by Shannon, and both in their doom-and-gloom face paint. Ghosthead spooky-rolls into the ring, and Shannon waits at the corner. Ghosthead towers over Mangyūniku and he stares back up at him defiantly. Mel Creech rolls his eyes and calls for the bell. The crowd has actually quieted down, and you can hear Mangyūniku profess his unrequited love for Mrs. Ghosthead. Ghosthead doesn't even crack a smile. Mangyūniku punctuates the last bit of his statement of love with an Attempted Finger Poke Of Doom. That triggers the start of the match in earnest as .... well, if you've seen those videos of wrestlers vs. a dummy? It kind of looks like that, with Mangyūniku playing the role of the dummy. Ghosthead runs quickly through his moveset, taking breaks to add some punches and kicks as appropriate to where Mangyūniku seems to be laying.

Russ: This is just ridiculous. Creech needs to end this match to save Mangyūniku's life!
Razz: Normally I'd say a man who interferes in a marriage gets what he deserves, but I gotta say, the barbarity that Jared Mann is bringing to this ... I'm as concerned as you are for Mangyūniku's well-being.
Russ: Ghosthead has definitely run out of patience for Sizzlechest's shenanigans.
Razz: But unfortunatly, Sizzlechest isn't quite down and out yet!

To illustrate this, Ghosthead has Mangyūniku in a simple sleeper hold, and Creech does the triple hand raise to check Mangyūniku's consciousness. One...two...nope, on the third, Mangyūniku holds his arm up and even though he's not required to, Ghosthead releases the hold just to look at Mangyūniku in disbelief. He stalks the ring as Mangyūniku recovers. Over at the corner, Shannon seems to be pleading with her husband to finish the torture already, but it's unclear if he see's her. BUT....Mangyūniku sees her pleading his case, and this may have given him new life. If, by new life, you mean he's able to roll around a bit. Ghosthead is tired of playing around so he climbs up to the top turnbuckle and ... SPECTRE'S FALL~! Except NO~! Mangyūniku gets a foot up and connects with a....

Russ: What was that?
Razz: I'm calling that a "Reclined Dreammaker"

...RECLINED DREAMMAKER~! as he rolls away from where Ghosthead was going to land. Ghosthead falls onto his hands and knees and Mangyūniku uses the ropes (near where Shannon is standing) to pull himself up. He blows Shannon a kiss, and then pounces on Ghosthead, rolling him into an Inside Cradle. The stunned Ghosthead doesn't know what to do, but apparently kicking out is not on his mind. One, two...THREE~!
WINNER in 12:44 - Shizuru-mume Maguniku-Cox

The stunned crowd waits a second before erupting into surprised cheers! Mangyūniku celebrates as if he's won the World Championship. He rolls out of the ring and runs around it, slapping fans' hands. A stunned Shannon watches him go. On the second lap, he stops by and grabs the huge bouquet of flowers and then brings it over to her. He presents it to her, and she sort of just of takes them, still stunned. He gives her a slow, formal bow, and then goes up the ramp with a huge smile and great dignity. Shannon watches him go, and then eventually remembers her spouse in the ring, and rolls it to check on him...although not without an occasional look up the ramp.

TEXPRESS vs. BEER MONEY

Beer Money scores the upset win. Match TBEIL.

MAC FLASHER vs. SHANNON MANN vs. JACK BULLET

As all three combatants circle around the ring, in various stages of loosening up, OOWF official Dvais Hightower calls for the bell as “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet and Mac Flasher lock up with Shannon Mann taking shots at both men while locked up. A rake of the eyes to Mac leads Shannon in his direction as Jack lifts Shannon away from Mac in the corner. That earns Jack a slap and a glare before Mac explodes out of the corner with a lariat on Shannon. Jack and Mac hit a pair of nifty double-team moves on Shannon, but neither can attempt a cover as Shannon rolls out.

Instead of chasing, Mac and Jack engage in a mat-wrestling showdown with neither man gaining a full advantage before Jack turns a half-nelson into a 1-count. Mac wriggles free and wallops Jack with a forearm shiver and whips him into the ropes with Shannon grabbing his ankle and dragging him outside. Shannon sends a chop to Jack that has little effect before a thrust near the throat doubles Jack over. Mac grabs Shannon from the apron and drags her back into the ring as Jack gets his air. The one-on-one showdown with Shannon is a bit less civil as Shannon peppers Mac with a series of kicks to his legs and a pair of chops with Mac cornered. Shannon tries to add to the bombardment with a series of hammerfists before Mac bursts up and tosses Shannon in the corner before whipping her across to the opposite corner. As Mac sets up for Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho-Train), Jack springs up and into the ring with enough time to hit a pounce on Mac and send him into a rope tangle. This gives Jack and Shannon time to trade offense as Jack subdues Shannon with mat-based offense while Shannon is a bit riskier in her approach. Ultimately, Jack overpowers Shannon and downs her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker that gets 2 as Shannon shoots a shoulder up at the last second. Jack immediately tries for a Talon claw hold, not quite securing it before Mac untangles himself and deadlifts Jack into a Clemente Bridge Suplex that gets 2 before Shannon breaks up the pin.

Jack and Mac get to their feet as Shannon’s crossbody attack downs both men. Shannon tries to pin Mac, getting 1 before Mac presses her onto Jack. That cover gets 1 as Jack returns the favor. Mac doesn’t even let the count get to 1 before sending Shannon into the air, and delivering an uppercut from a kneeling position as she crashes down. As Mac scrambles to set up Shannon for a Flash Drive, Jack signals to settle for a double-team delayed vertical suplex instead as the two hold Shannon upside down for about 5 seconds before sending her downward. As Mac goes to pick Shannon up, Jack sneaks a surprise rollup on Mac for 2. Mac kips up and hits a Joe Magarac’s Hammer (Polish Hammer) on Jack. Mac tries to pick up Jack up for a Duquesne Incline, but Jack reverses and spins Mac into a Silver Eagle DDT that gets 2.5 before Shannon breaks up the count.

Jack and Shannon exchange glares before a lariat from Shannon is ducked by Jack and unintentionally hits Hightower. Jack immediately checks on Hightower as a dazed Mac shoots up and spears Shannon. A Flash Drive is set up as a man in a blue Nike hooded sweatshirt runs in from the crowd and grabs Mac’s ankle to halt that attempt before dragging him outside. Mac immediately starts brawling with the man, who is revealed to be Zed as the hood is taken down during the fisticuffs. The two brawl up the aisle, much to the delight of the fans in Carson City while on the inside Jack helps Hightower to his feet just as Shannon rolls Jack up and helps herself to a handful of tights as Hightower groggily counts off 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 11:14), Shannon Mann.

Jack, perplexed by the sudden defeat, argues with Hightower about the illegal leverage employed by Shannon as she slides to the outside to celebrate her victory. Meanwhile, Zed and Mac are beating each other silly atop the ramp before road agents and security pour out to halt the brawl. Zed and Mac exchange heated words with each other while being pulled apart as Shannon shoves her way through the scrum to make her way back to the locker room. Back inside, Jack can still be seen pleading his case with Hightower, but to no avail.

MAI MUYO, ZED, STANK, STAN FULTON & MATT FOLZ vs. FIREWOMAN, BRIDGET O’MALLEY, KYLIE MIGNOLIO, AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & JUSTIN SANE

Mai, Zed and the Saints are accompanied to the ring by Moose and BRICK~!, the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them. Team AwesomeFace is announced and they come to the ring with Eco. Moose and Eco at ringside, what could possibly go wrong there? The bell rings and Mai and Fire start things off. They waste no time and start hammering one another hockey style, straight punches to the face. Both remain standing, because in the OOWF we are badasses. Mai breaks free and ducks a punch by Fire, then hits a roaring elbow that rocks Fire, sending her to the mat and out of the ring. As Fire gets to her feet Mai tries a running plancha over the top rope, but Fire steps out of the way and Mai crashes to the floor!

Fire pulls Mai to her feet and shoves her back first against the apron, then lands a spinning kick right to the jaw. Mai slumps to the floor. Fire grabs a handful of hair and pulls her to her feet, rolls her into the ring and covers, but Folz is in to break it up at two. Fire whips Mai to the ropes and lowers her head a moment too soon, Mai stands her up with a kick to the jaw, then tries another roaring elbow, but Fire ducks it, catches Mai and throws her to the mat with a release belly to belly suplex. The problem is, Fire hits hard and grabs the back of her head in pain. She did take TWO spike piledrivers last week. The momentum of the move sends Mai into her corner, she reaches up and tags in Folz.

Folz comes in and pulls Fire up and whips her hard into the corner, following her in with a clothesline. Folz keeps Fire in the corner and lands several hard knees to her ribs before hooking her and hitting a snap suplex out of the corner. Folz covers Fire, but Bill comes in and drops an elbow across the back of Folz’ head. Matt pulls Fire up, grabs her by the hair and walks her toward the Saints corner, but Fire puts on the brakes, grabs Folz around the waist and hits a backdrop driver! Folz lands hard on the back if HIS head, and remains dazed on the mat. Fire grabs the back of her head and rolls toward her corner making the tag to Kylie.

Kylie comes into the ring just as Folz is getting to his feet and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw. Folz pops back to his feet and Kylie sends him to the ropes, then high into the air with a back drop! Folz hits hard, Kylie bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across Folz’s chest and covers, but Matt kicks out at two. Kylie grabs Folz and traps him in the Kylie Bite (Batista Bite, we can work on a better name) Folz howls in pain as the referee checks to see if he wants to quit. Kylie has Folz right in the middle of the ring! Just when it looks like he is going to quit, Zed runs in and catches Kylie with a HARD boot to the face. This brings the faces in for a moment and for a moment it is chaos. In the melee Zed pulls Kylie to her feet and launches her over the top rope to the floor. As soon as she hits Moose grabs her and hammers her with shots to the face, then grabs her by the back of the head and slams her face first into the post. Kylie falls to the floor, is she even conscious? Yes, she is conscious, and she is also busted wide open.

Moose rolls Kylie into the ring as the referee gets control of the situation and separates everyone. Folz tags Stank into the match, and he immediately drops a fist right on Kylie’s forehead, opening the wound a little more. Stank pulls her to her feet and runs her into the corner and charges in for a big boot, but Kylie moves and Stank gets his leg hung over the top rope. Kylie lands several hard kicks to Stank’s plant leg, eventually knocking him to the mat. Kylie grabs Stank’s free leg and fights for all she has until she gets Stank in the tree of woe! Kylie goes to the opposite corner and charges and connects with a dropkick to Stank’s jaw! Stank falls out of the tree of woe, Kylie wipes the blood from her face and staggers to her corner, and tags in Bill!

Bill comes in like a house on fire, as Stank gets to his feet, Bill clotheslines him to the mat. Bill then heads over to the Saints corner and knocks everyone off the apron to the floor. The crowd pops HUGE for this! Bill turns his attention back to Stank, who is struggling to his feet. Bill grabs Stank and sends him to the ropes and catches Stank in a press slam! Bill presses Stank three times, then drops him to the mat. Where the hell did THAT come from? Is bill making special steroid laden PCPL? Bill covers Stank, but the big man kicks out at two.

Bill grabs Stank and pulls him to his feet, sends him to the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster on the rebound! Bill quickly tags Justin in, Justin heads to the top rope, Bill throws him, rocket launcher! Justin lands on Stank and covers, but again the big man powers out at two. Justin waits for Stank to get to his feet and peppers him with kicks to the legs, ribs and head. Justin hits the ropes for a final clothesline, but Stank side steps and sends Justin to the far ropes, then damn near decapitates him with a clothesline. Seriously, set up viewing hours, Justin is no longer with us. Stank covers, but Bridget saves Justin with a kick to Stank’s jaw. Stank gets to his feet and nails Bridget from behind, sending her through the ropes to the floor.

Stank turns his attention back to Justin, who is still face down on the mat. Stank grabs Justin by the leg and drags him to the Saints corner and tags in Stan. On the outside, Bridget is getting to her feet, BRICK~! is slowly sneaking up on her, he has a cane in his hands and is about to charge and nail Bridget across the throat when Eco shoves her aside and takes the shot himself! Eco is on the floor grabbing his throat gasping for air, BRICK~! looks at him strangely and backs away. Fire leaves the apron to check on him, the camera pans around and we see the Saints snarling at Fire. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Fulton has Justin in a bear hug, and he is fading fast. The crowd starts chanting JUST-IN-SANE, JUST-IN-SANE and Justin gets some fight back in him. He claps Fulton’s ears and Fulton releases the hold and staggers backward into the corner. Justin slides out of the ring and grabs Fulton’s feet, dropping him to the mat, then pulls him back crotching the big man on the post! Justin isn’t done yet though, he climbs to the top rope and hits a warrior stomp right to the back of Fulton’s head! Fulton might be out!

Justin races to his corner and tags in Bridget, they pull Fulton to the middle of the ring and roll him over, Bridget springs off the ropes with a lionsault and covers, but Fulton powers out just before the three! Fulton fights to his feet and stops Bridget in her tracks with a chop to the throat. Bridget drops to her knees, Fulton grabs her head and repeatedly drives a knee into her face. Bridget slumps to the mat and the referee moves in to make sure she is still conscious. She is. Fulton pulls her to her feet, scoops her up and plants her with a running powerslam. Fulton quickly gets to his feet and hits a dropline on Bridget! He covers, but a horribly bloody Kylie races into the ring and pounces on Fulton and tries to get him in the Kylie Bite! She almost has Stan in the move when Moose reaches into the ring, grabs her leg and pulls her to the outside!

Kylie hits the floor hard and Moose is right on her, hammering her with shots to the face. Eco races around the ring and confronts Moose. Eco cocks his fist back and almost punches Moose, but stops himself. Meanwhile Kylie low blows a distracted Moose, dropping him to the floor. Eco ushers her back around the ring while Moose writhes in pain. Inside the ring, Fulton is on his feet, he drags Bridget to the corner and tags in Zed. Fulton pulls Bridget up and drops her across his knee, Zed climbs to the top rope and drops a knee across her chest spinning her to the mat. Zed covers, but somehow Bridget kicks out at two.

Zed works over Bridget hitting her with numerous suplexes and back breakers. Every time he covers, she kicks out. Zed whips Bridget to the corner and charges in, but Bridget gets her foot up catching him right on the jaw. Bridget grabs Zed and pulls him into the corner, climbs the ropes and hits a tornado DDT! Bridget covers, but Mai races into the ring and breaks it up with a kick to the back of Bridget’s head. As Mai turns to leave the ring, she glares at Fire. Bridget gets to her feet first and tags in Fire. Zed wants NONE of that, he quickly crawls across the ring and makes the tag to Fire.

The two brawl, same as they did to start the match. This time Fire blocks a punch from Mai and catches her right on the bridge of the nose with a headbutt! Mai staggers back, Fire whips her to the ropes and scoops her up on the rebound and hits a sitout piledriver! Fire gets to her feet and races to the corner and is about to hit a firesault, when Folz runs down the apron and knocks her foot off the top rope, Fire falls off the top rope awkwardly, landing hard on the back of her head and shoulder. Mai takes immediate advantage of this, grabbing Fire’s legs and turning her over in a sharpshooter! Fire snarls, and the camera turns and we see Moose standing right in front of her, expressionless while Fire snarls in pain. Fire reaches out, and Moose walks away. The referee repeatedly asks if Fire wants to tap, but she refuses. Finally after several agonizing minutes, Fire reaches the bottom rope and forces the break! Mai reluctantly breaks the hold and tags Zed back in.

Zed drops several knees across the small of Fire’s back, then in an ultimate dick move, grabs Fire’s arms and hits a firestomp! That is not going to sit well with Fire. Zed pulls Fire to her feet and sends her to the ropes, Zed ducks down, Fire leapfrogs over her, on the rebound Zed tries a clothesline, but Fire ducks, Fire hits the far ropes and connects with a buisaku knee to the face! The camera catches Moose just glaring at her. Fire is not done though, she pulls Zed to his feet and hits a Moose killer! Fire covers, but Folz rushes into the ring and NAILS Fire with a hard kick to the always injured ribs. Fire rolls across the ring and tags in Bridget.

Bridget comes into the ring and pulls Zed to his feet, sends him to the ropes and connects with a superkick on the rebound. Zed falls to the mat in the corner, and BRICK~! races around the ring, reaching into his fanny pack for something. And given his track record, that something is no doubt a roll of quarters. Before he can hand the quarters to Zed, Mac races down the ramp with a chair, he slams the chair across BRICK~!’s “back” and the anthropomorphized BRICK~! staggers forward and gets DROPPED with a superkick from Eco! BRICK~! is down, Mai hops off the apron and confronts her brother, they argue violently for a moment and are about to come to blows when Fire races across the ring and dives between the ropes and takes Mai out! They fight at ringside.

Inside the ring, Bridget pulls Zed to his feet and sends him to the ropes, as he hits, Folz tags himself in. Zed ducks a clothesline attempt from Bridget and slides out of the ring and attacks Mac. Now they are fighting at ringside! Folks this thing is starting to break down! Folz comes into the ring and grabs Bridget from behind for an Olympic slam, but Bridget slips off his shoulders, tags in Kylie, then slides out of the ring to help Mac fight off Zed. Fulton and Stank drop off the apron as well, Fulton heads over to where Fire is choking Mai with a cable and nails Fire with a forearm to the back of the head. Meanwhile Stank evens the odds for Zed against Mac and Bridget. Justin and Bill join the fray and it is a big brawl around ringside.

Inside the ring a bloody Kylie has Folz on the ropes hammering him with chops. She sends him across the ring and connects with a Kylie con rana that drives Folz to the mat! Kylie heads to the corner and climbs the ropes. As Folz stands, Kylie leaps and tries for a missile dropkick, but Folz moves and Kylie crashes to the mat. Folz immediately grabs her leg and traps her in the ankle lock! Kylie howls in pain, and looks worse that Steve Austin in the Hart match, but she refuses to tap! Folz is going to snap her ankle!

Eco gets into the ring and right in Folz’ face, Folz smirks and begs Eco to hit him. Once again Eco rears back and is about to nail Folz, but he stops himself knowing that the second he hits Folz he is fair game for the Saints. Instead, Eco drops to the mat and pleads with Kylie to quit, saver her ankle so she can fight another day. Kylie refuses, even though there is clearly no escape. Finally, sensing there is no other option Eco gets to his feet, cocks his fist and……….nails the referee! The referee hits the mat, Eco didn’t hit him full strength, but hard enough to get what’s coming next, the referee immediately calls for the bell~
WINNERS in 46:59 by disqualification – Zed, Mai Muyo, Stank, Stan Fulton & Matt Folz

Folz keeps the hold on, and Eco calls for someone to come into the ring. Justin and Bill break free and hit the ring, Folz releases the hold and bails. He joins Moose, BRICK~!, Stank, Fulton, Mai and Zed as they back up the ramp victoriously. The camera pans back to the ring where everyone helps Kylie to her feet. She is horrifically bloody and can barely stand on one leg. Welcome to the OOWF kid! Zed starts back toward the ring, he still has some words for Mac and Bridget. The rest wait at the top of the ramp. As Zed and Mac jaw at one another, a masked man with a baseball bat hops the guardrail and cracks Zed right across the back of the head. The rest of the Saints and Mai race to get the masked man, but he slips into the audience and disappears. The Saints and Mai help Zed up, and to the back. The camera pans back to the ring and we see Kylie standing tall in the middle of the ring (with a little help) while Mac and Bridget smirk at the attack, and we fade to black.

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