[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#866)
Live! From Olympia, Washington
June 20, 2018

Banned From Everywhere vs. Saints of Sinners
Ghosthead & Shannon Mann vs. Shizuru-mume Maguniku Cox & Jack Bullet
Firewoman vs. Mai Muyo
Zed & Stank vs. Mac Flasher & Bridget O'Malley
Kylie Mignolio vs. Skurge


Card subject to Canadian invasion

[Fire-Babe]

The carnage from the ring has spilled over into backstage, where Kylie, Fire, and Ecosystem are being attended to. Eco is on his feet first and rushes over to Fire.

Eco: You tried to save me.

FW: Yeah, for all the good it did me. When I get my hand on Mai, I will--

Eco: Fire...stop.

FW: What?

Eco: We're the faces, remember?

FW: .......so I just let it go?

Eco: For now, Fire. Just for now.

FW: Juni, I don't under--

Eco: What is my catch phrase?

FW: Make OOWF Great Again?

Eco: The other one...

FW: Um.....

Eco: Work smarter, not harder. If there was ever a time for working smarter, it's now.

Fire seems to listen to what he's saying.

FW: Okay..

Eco: Okay....good....

FW: On one condition.

Eco: Anything..ANYTHING for you.

FW: You need to get miraculously healed and get out there with me. I can't do it all myself, Juni. Kylie and the rest....they are only barely on our side. Chad's gone. I've forgiven you for all the things that happened between us in the past, and decided to forge a new relationship with you. I turned my back on my family because I believe that YOU are what is the best for keeping this company afloat. The LEAST you could do is act like you give a damn and get your ass out there on the front lines and help me.

Eco: ....

Fire stands up, fairly unsteady, and heads for the doorway. She's met by Stank, and the two stare at each other for a bit. Fire nods, and Stank kind of nods back, and then he helps her further down the hall.

FAAAAAAAAAADE

[Sportsguy]

We flashback right after the show last night and see Matt Folz holding an ice pack to the back of his head.

Matt: Who hit me? I saw you dealing with SYB, I was covering Justin so was it Skurge or Bill?

Stan: Neither.

Matt: Excuse me?

The Saints replay the end of the match.

Matt: Well well well, who do we think the mystery guest is?

Stank: Only 3 possible candidates, and we beat the hell out of one of them right before our match. So was it Alex or was it Alexis?

Matt: See, logically it makes sense what you're saying. It probably is one of them but my gut feeling is it just doesn't FEEL like it. Hiding under a mask? (Matt shakes his head) They wouldn't do that. If they wanted to attack one of us, they'd do it with smiles on their faces. Maybe I'm wrong, probably I am but it just doesn't feel right.

Moose: Whoever it is, we'll deal with them.

The Saints all nod.

Matt: We will indeed. But still, good for Eco. Now he's finally starting to play the game, this could end up being worth our time after all.

FADE

[Leo]

Jack Bullet is just finishing his workout in the OOWF Gym when Sizzlechest Manbeef comes in wearing sweatpants and a wifebeater.

SM: How much you bench, Eagle Man?

JB: I do about 400 pounds.

SM: Sizzle do 500 pounds, a thousand pounds, sideways eight pounds!

JB: You mean the infinity sign. You bench press an infinite amount of weight?

SM: New Orleans Saints of Sinners help Sizzlechest reach greatest potential. Make Sizzlechest great. Sizzlechest make Eagle Man great American and is given nothing. Eagle Man go off with Kylie Minogue, play house with Josie Wales.

JB: Well, this week we’re tagging again like old times.

SM: Old times. Sizzlechest turn on Eagle Man when we first tag. Sizzlechest can again. But Sizzlechest want to impress Head of Ghost Wife, beat Head of Ghost. Sizzlechest leave Eagle and Ghost lying in ring, take Wife of Head of Ghost out for nice seafood dinner. Head of Moose see how great Sizzlechest is say “Sizzlechest, day-um.”

JB: You don’t need to impress Moosehead Jack. He’s not worth impressing.

SM: You not worth impressing, you not tell Sizzlechest what to do. Sizzlechest have new friends. New Orleans Saints of Sinner love Sizzlechest. They Sizzlechest number one fans.

Bullet sits on the bench, looks up at Sizzlechest and then stands. He gestures toward the bench.

JB: I’d stay and spot you, but I guess you don’t need my help. Let’s see if Moosehead comes pull the bar off of you on that infinite bench.
Bullet walks off. Sizzlechest picks up a 50-pound weight to add to the bar and falls back from the weight, falling to the floor trapped under it.

SM: Sizzlechest fine. Sizzlechest just taking rest under weight. It new training program, you not understand Eagle Man. Head of Moose understand, he understand all.

Sizzlechest struggles to get out from under the weight as we FADE.

[Leo]

Jack Bullet finds Eco in the Hallway of Random Encounters. They stand facing each other, not saying anything for a moment.

JB: I’ve been looking for you since last week. You’ve been ducking me?

Eco: I’ve always been where you needed to find me when you decided you indeed needed to find me, which is apparently now.

JB: You have a big meeting with all the faces after Mayhem the previous week, but I’m in the back watching it on the monitor. Why didn’t I get an invite to your party?

Eco: You are lost to me. You might not know it yet, but I know it. In the end you will stand by Moose, not for what he can do for you but for what he won’t do. Moose can refuse to cross a line I would never approach and for him not to cross that line you will cross another.

JB: Cut out this Mr. Miyagi fortune cookie bullshit. I don’t want any part of this civil war and I don’t want to take sides, but…

Eco: You will if you must. And you will do what you must as I will do what I must and Moose will do what he must. We all fall to our first, best destiny. And that’s not a fortune cookie, that’s Stark Trek II.
Eco places a hand on Bullet’s shoulder and looks hard into his eyes.

Eco: I ask one thing of you. Take care of Mai. My sister has betrayed me a million times over and me her, but she’s still my sister and still my blood. It’s a connection Moose can’t understand and I fear for her. But, I fear less if the Silver Eagle is her secret wingman.

JB: It’s almost like you’re pushing me to the Saints.

Eco: Water always finds the shape it’s meant to. You put water in a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water in a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You must be the water and take the shape you’re meant to be. That’s not a fortune cookie, that’s Bruce Lee.

Eco walks off and Bullet has a confused look on his face. FADE.

[Jack Quinn]

<Cut to a house show in Madrona Beach, Washington. The card is wrapping up and Juni is in the ring>

J: I just wanted to come out here tonight and thank all of you for your support <pop>. Without the fans, and of course my brilliant leadership, the OOWF would be a distant memory. I’ve asked for their support in the back, now I am asking for YOUR support! <another pop> You saw what the Saints did to me, didn’t you? <crowd boos> well let me promise you this, when I am commissioner, bullshit like the Saints will no longer exist. <huge pop>The Saints are a TRUST! <slight confusion> they think they control EVERYTHING! Let me assure you of this, Junichiro Muyo is a TRUST BUSTER! <huge pop> Teddy Roosevelt broke the trusts and protected the beautiful parks in Washington state! Well this Bull Moose is going to break the Saints and save the beautiful park that is the OOWF!

<Eco gets a standing ovation and a massive pop from the crowd, which is interrupted by “Scarecrow” as Moose makes his way to the ring, the cheers instantly turn to boos>

MHJ: Well now, that was a real nice speech you gave there Juni. You had the people eating from the palm of your hand! Isn’t it amazing how a conman can fool the ignorant so easily? <the fans don’t appreciate this> There WAS one thing you missed during your little self fellating session there, you forgot to mention that you are a goddamn coward.

Juni: Jackie, Jackie, Jackie <Moose glares> Don’t you remember my award winning catchphrase? Work Smarter, Not Harder? <crowd pops> Jack, you like to fancy yourself as a master manipulator, and I admit, sometimes you are very good, but you’ve met your match. I decide when I come back. And now, refresh me, why would I come back and have to deal with a psychopath, when I can ignore him, stay healthy, and still, absolutely get what I want?

<Moose lunges at Eco, Eco stops him>

Juni: Eh, eh, eh. You cannot touch me, unless you want that suspension to be made permanent. Face it Jack, check and mate, I won. Your sister, your own flesh and blood, is helping me get what I want right now. Even she doesn’t give a shit about what you want.

<Moose seethes with rage>

Juni: So, here’s the million dollar question Jack. Since you cannot go after me, the only one that you can attack is your sister. Are you going to do that Jackie? After all, wasn’t it just a few weeks ago that you said the one thing lacking in your career is teaming with your sister? Are you going to throw that away by attacking your sister, just to get your way and destroy the OOWF? Are you really willing to risk everything? Cause my suspicion is that you know your career is limited. Face it Jackie, you’ve been in the OOWF for twelve years now. You’ve been the most brutal, violent, psychopathic monster here for over a decade, there was nothing you wouldn’t put your body through just to hurt someone else. That takes a toll. You’ve been doing this since you were sixteen………now you’re pushing forty. Your days are numbered Jack. You won’t have a lot of time to team with your sister. You’re going to be too broken down, she is going to move on with a family with Lucas, and if you try to stop me, she will hate you. She will never EVER team with you. Are you really willing to risk it, because I think there’s not a chance in hell you will. Trust Me.

<Eco drops the mic and leaves the ring, exiting through the crowd. Moose is momentarily stunned by Eco’s words, so he doesn’t even go after Eco. The crowd starts chanting MOOSE IS GONNA DIE ALONE, Jack snarls and heads to the back (rumor is the job guys cleared out IN A HURRY) and we fade to black

[L!zz~]

(Bridget is working out alongside Kylie. She finishes her set and waits for Kylie to complete hers, toweling off as she does)

B: Have time for lunch?

K: (glances at the time) Yes. I have about an hour.

B: Josie with Jack?

K: No, actually she is with Fire.

B: You're kidding.

K: No. I had a meeting with Fire about some work stuff and she offered to keep her for a bit so I could tend to work matters and as she put it "Decompress".

B: Work matters?

K: Organizing my time better.

B: Ah.(there is a long pause and than she slowly grins) Sooo..

K: (eyes her wearily) La...

B: (rolls her eyes, as they head to the locker room) I heard you made Bullet a Father's Day brunch.

K: Yes I did.

B: That is soooo sweet.

K: Sooooo, what are you getting at?

B: Nothing, just wondering what is up there is all. I've noticed you've taken to staying in AirBnBs rather than the hotel.

K: There is no rule, unless we are over seas, that says we have to stay at the hotel.And nothing is up. Jack IS a father and a very good influence on Josie.

B: Hey, no need to get defensive.

K: I'm not. AirBnB's are better for Josie. More room. Less crazy people running around trying to maim each other.

B: That is a very valid point. (heads to a shower stall) last one out buys lunch!

(Kylie laughs as she heads into another stall)

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

MidWeek Mayhem (#866)
Live! From Olympia, Washington
June 20, 2018

<we open to a silent arena, the entire OOWF roster is out on the stage, heels on one side, faces on the other, separated by security. Eco walks out with a mic>

The wrestling world lost a great competitor today. Leon White, known to more as Big Van Vader has passed away. Vader would have loved the OOWF, and I tried to get him to come in, but the timing was never right. Tonight, we honor Vader with a moment of silence and a ten bell salute.

<the crowd goes silent and everyone bows their heads in respect>

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

DING

<the crowd applauds and starts a VA-DER, VA-DER, VA-DER chant as the wrestlers file to the back and the show begins!>

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. SKURGE

Skurge kept his eyes on every movement of Kylie because he knew what she was capable of. He ollowed her footsteps like a hyena stalking its prey while Kylie did exactly the same thing. They had already clashed a good many of times earlier in the match and it got to the point where the two were trying to psych the other out since they were doing such a fantastic job countering the other. Russ was busy watching Kylie and wondering if she would make him brunch, while Razz ignores Russ religiously while commenting on how Skurge seems to have something up his sleeve from the way he keeps sauntering towards Kylie only to quickly take a huge step back. Kylie grows tired of this and awaits for the next time Skurge steps forward to suddenly charge him to put him down with a clothesline, winning the heart of the Kylie fans in attendance as they celebrate with loud cheers while the die hard fans of Skurge’s booed as loud as they could at the action.

Rising to his feet, Skurge’s eyes tell it all with him as he moves towards Kylie again while its looking like he is sticking to the earlier strategy that Kylie had interrupted until he suddenly rushes forward out of nowhere to serve Kylie those hands repeatedly before ending it with a spinning back kick. Skurge was getting fancy as he didn’t even allow Kylie to remain on the mat for a millisecond before he’s reaching down to pull her back onto her feet, far from done with her and seemingly getting started on his destruction of Kylie. He wouldnt dare allow Kylie to defeat him tonight but she allows him to take the lead for the moment until she surprises him with a jumping DDT. Kylie was as slick and clever as they came and she was about to show the OOWF just how bad she was as she went to work on Skurge who would serve as the perfect example to the locker room tonight.

A power struggle ensues between the two as each tried to match the other’s strength and speed in a seemingly wrestling pissing contest as they paid more attention to the movements and even the breathing of the other, the cheers from the audience seeming so far away from them as they concentrated on one another. Skurge went for a lariat that didnt connect and then Kylie moved like she was about to go for her foot up his ass as Skurge tried to dodge Kylie but not as a sign of trying to run from her, just trying to avoid being taken down by her which was working well for a him for a while. But thann when she went for that Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Skurge’s face seemed like he was re-evaluating life from the pain that was bestowed on him from that move. Kylie took it as a victory in her eyes and even decided to go for a pinfall at that moment but was only granted a two count before Skurge popped a shoulder up.

Some might say Kylie was going the correct path in making Skurge her bitch tonight while others may argue that Skurge was just catching some bad spots in the match which was pretty normal for any professional wrestler as he mentally strategized on how he was going to take Kylie down. Skurge had gotten a good hold on Kylie but she managed to break free and after trading a few punches with him, she went for a half nelson backbreaker and points an imaginary gun down at the downed Skurge before stepping closer to begin kicking him in the ribs like Skurge was an enemy that had gotten caught slipping in the streets in the middle of the night. Skurge’s pained yells did nothing to deter Kylie from this beatdown and the man had to roll away from Kylie’ foot just to be able to get away from her. But Kylie starts towards him and Skurge ends up popping up from the mat quickly and European Uppercuts her to knock her off her game.

Skurge had this glint in his eyes that seem to read that Kylie had fucked up as he stalks her slowly and doesnt rush her onto she turns around to lock eyes with him. Kylie is more than holding her own but Skurge is moving in a way where she can’t connect any hits on him or get a good grasp as she keeps grabbing nothing but air from the way Skurge is evading. He finally slows down so that he can try to work her over, but he is blindsided from Kylie’ Death Valley Driver! As he drops to the mat, she quickly goes for the pin! 1. 2..3
WINNER in 19:11 – Kylie Mignolio

GHOSTHEAD & SHANNON MANN vs. SHIZURU-MUME MAGUNIKU-COX & JACK BULLET

Before the bell is rung, Ghost wastes no time charging across the ring, reaching over the ropes and snatching Sizzle up from the apron, bounding the smaller man into the ring the hard way. The referee shrugs his shoulders and calls for the bell signalling the start of this match. As Shannon and Jack step through the ropes to their respective corners, Ghost pulls Shizuru to his feet, hooks his leg, lifts him from the canvas and DROPS Shiz with a GRAVEYARD SMASH! Ghost rises from the canvas and stomps his victim before running the ropes and coming back with a RUNNING SENTON! Ghost feigns a cover before pulling Sizzle's head and shoulders up from the canvas before the ref can start his count.

The next few minutes of the match go no better for Shiz as Ghosthead puts on an almost macabre display of hard hitting strikes and punishing power moves that soon have Sizzlechest Manbeef bleeding profusely from what might be a broken nose. Ghost flings Sizzle into the corner and with a CORNER SPLASH and as Shiz stumbles out of the corner Ghost pulls him into a VEX VICE! Manbeef is in trouble as he rasies his hand to tap before Jack rushes into the ring to break the hold. Ghost jumps to his feet and glares at Jack Bullet before dragging Shiz to The Circle's corner and tagging in his wife.

Shannon steps through the ropes and down at Sizzle with a look akin to pity. Shiz under labored breath crawls back toward his corner. Shannon follows him halfway there before stopping in the middle of the ring and watching Sizzle tag in Jack Bullet. The two enter a chain wrestling sequence of quick arm bars, wristlocks, and waistlocks, and Shannon struggles just a bit to try for a GERMAN before Jack REVERSES the waistlock, but Shannon is able to grab a headlock on Jack. Bullet struggles a bit then fires Shannon off to the ring ropes and hits a picture perfect DROPKICK!

Shannon falls to the mat and scrambles back toward her corner as Bullet gives chase until he spies Ghost stepping through the ropes to intercept him. Jack stops short and backs up a step as the ref does his own intercepting, stepping in front of Ghost and imploring him to get back to his corner. Shannon remains seated on the mat near her corner as Ghost raises his hands in surrender and steps back through the ropes before reaching back through the ropes so Shannon can tag him back in.

Ghost steps back through the ropes and points at Shizuru indicating he wants Jack to tag his partner back into the match. Jack looks back at Shiz who, to his credit, looks like he actually WANTS back in as he enthusiastically stretches his hand out for the tag. Bullet slowly shakes his head and abruptly RUSHES Ghost instead, landing a flying HIGH KNEE that catches Ghosthead off his guard and sends Ghost through the ropes to the floor below! As Ghost pulls himself up by the apron Jack runs the ropes and Shiz blind tags himself in! Jack continues the rebound and goes for a BASEBALL SLIDE on Ghost, but The Death Knell sidesteps Jack, pulls JB the rest of the way out of the ring and drops Bullet with a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! Ghost then hops up onto the apron, and as he bends down to step back in through the ropes, Shiz rolls Ghost up into with a flash INSIDE CRADLE for a shocking One ... TWO ... THREE!!!! Ghost kicks out nanoseconds too late!

WINNERS 14:32 - Shizuru-mume Maguniku Cox & Jack Bullet!

After the match. Ghost is LIVID as he quickly hops to his feet and drags a struggling Sizzlechest Manbeef to the center of the ring before Ghosthead begins STOMPING Shiz mercilessly into the mat! The crowd boos the shit out of this as Shannon drops Jack Bullet on the outside, who had just risen to his feet, with a RUNNING FLYING KNEE off the apron! Meanwhile Ghosthead pulls Shiz up into position and drops him on his head with a HORROR DRIVER! Shiz lies motionless on the mat, blood still running from his nose and a cut above his eye. Ghost isn't done though as he pulls Shiz back into position for another HORROR DRIVER! Shiz lies face down now and the blood starts to pool by face as a stunned silence begins to fall over the audience. Ghost still isn't satisfied as he climbs the ropes under a renewed chorus of boos and leaps off with a SPECTRE'S FALL!

Shiz is DEAD!

But not according to Ghost who peels Sizzle's carcass from the canvas and pulls guard with PHANTASMAGORIA! Sizzle is already limp however and in no condition to tap! Shiz's blood starts to stain Ghost's midsection as he locks in the hold tighter. Still under a rain of boos, Shannon steps into the ring and stares down at the unconscious form of Shiz locked in her husband's submission hold before she notices Stank walking toward the ring followed by the rest of the Saints of Sinners. Stank pull himself up onto the apron and steps through the ropes. Ghost spies his brother and releases Shiz before rolling to his feet. The Circle back away from Shizuru's body as Stank apathetically stares them down before stooping over to lift Shiz's lifeless carcass off the mat and up over his shoulder. The crowd seems worried that Stank is about to pull off a move on the helpless Manbeef, but Stank simply drops Shiz into the waiting arms of The Saints on the outside of the ring and they carry him away as Stank looks back at his brother and sister-in-law, hops down from the apron, glances down at Jack Bullet who is just beginning to stir back to life, and dispassionately follows the Saints up the ramp to the back.

FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO

Mai Muyo comes out first, and if she's phased by her newly acquired boos, she's not showing it. She's all business. So is her opponent, Firewoman, who comes down as well, not really to boos, but the crowd just doesn't know what to do with her. The two former friends face off, Hightower makes a valiant but pointless attempt to explain the rules. He shrugs and calls for the bell. Fire looks like....it looks like Fire is trying to plead her case, talk sensibly to Mai, and talk sensibly is not usually a phrase we use with Fire, but Mai has heard enough and silences her with a HA-YUUUUUUGE slap across the face. Fire's eyes blaze as she rubs her jaw, her cheek turning bright red, as she turns and fixes her sights on Mai. Main doesn't back donw, and in fact goes for two! Two slaps. Again, Fire takes a deep breath, and turns to face Mai. Main goes for a third slap and this time, NOPE~! Fire grabs Mai's arm and whips her across the ring into the corner, rushing in behind her for a corner splash, and the Fight. Is. On. Part chick fight and part MMA, the two each try to completely control the other, and let's face it. No one controls either one of them much.

Mai gets Fire in a full Nelson, and flails her around like a rag doll a bit, using her height advantage before releasing her and tossing her across the ring. Mai follows up with Maui Thay kicks, before trying a kick to the head which Fire dodges. Mai tries to sweep the leg and Fire dodges that, responding with her own kick but Mai catches it, and turns it into an early ankle lock. Fire is able to roll out of it...right out of the ring in fact! Fire tries to get her bearings, and shake some feeling back into that leg, before rolling back in to re-engaged. Mai smiles almost evilly, and attacks again. She pauses for a second and for just that second, Fire sees her chance and kicks her right in the chest, driving her backward.

Razz: Mai should know better than to give Fire such an opening.
Russ: I thought everyone knew better than that.

Mai recovers quickly and gets to her feet. She grabs Fire and snapmares her over, kicking her in the back, down towards those ribs. Fire staggers to her feet and turns and snapmares Mai over. She goes for the kick too, but Mai gets out of the way, so it's a swing and a miss. Mai gets Fire in a headlock to try and wear her down, but....

Russ: You can't wear down Fire that easily.
Razz: Not that Stank hasn't tried.

Fire counters by lifting Mai up and SIDEWALK SLAM~! Fire goes for a pin and Mai kicks out at one. This enrages Mai, and we are back to the punches and kicks and warnings abound about closed fists. Mai drives Fire into the corner and knocks just about out with the elbows, and Hightower pulls her back. He checks on Fire, who waves him off. Mai whips Fire across the ring, but Fire counters, sending Mai to the corner instead. Mai leaps to the second rope and then back out. Mai seems to have gotten recharged from that and basically assaults Fire again. Fire makes a desperate move at a DDT, which mostly works but she can't get a pin. Mai grabs her and with a struggle puts her in a Trinitarian. She locks it in tight but she is too close to the ropes, and Fire's flailing hand gets to the rope. Hightower tells her to stop, and then has to begin the count. Mai releases at 4.99995, and then gets to her feet and puts the boots to Fire as she clutches her throat. Mai gives a couple of extra kicks to Fire's ribs, causing Fire to fold over to protect them. Mai yells something not very nice to Fire, who struggles to her feet, before turning and facing Mai.

Russ: Uh oh...here we go.

Fire charges and the two lock up again. Fire drives Mai to the corner and then lifts her up to seat her on the top turnbuckle. She punches Mai a few times and then backs up, and runs to set up the FIRESTORM~! Mai goes flying off~! Fire gets to her feet and picks her up for a power bomb, but--

Razz: You can't powerbomb Mai Muyo~!
Russ: Um, I think Stank did.
Razz: Don't let Fire hear that.

Fire is not Stank and therefore can NOT powerbomb Mai Muyo. Mai pushes off Fire's head and vaults over, landing on her feet. Fire turns and eats a big boot that knocks her down and maybe out, we can't tell. Mai pounces again and TRINITARIAN~! This time she locks it in, and knows exactly where she's at in the ring. Fire's already loopy from the boot to the head, and now from a lack of oxygen. Hightower appears concerned and lifts Fire's arm once......twice......THREE TIMES~! Fire is out and Hightower calls for the bell.
WINNER in 38:22 – Mai Muyo

Mai Muyo doesn't care that the bell has rung and is not letting go...until Moosehead Jack comes down to the ring and calls her name a few times. She releases JUST before Hightower threatens to disqualify her. Mai stands and looks down at unconscious Firewoman before rolling out of the ring, and walking to the back with Moosehead Jack, with the boos of the crowd raining down.

ZED & STANK vs. MAC FLASHER & BRIDGEY O’MALLEY

As Davis Hightower struggles to keep Zed and Mac Flasher apart while offering pre-match instructions, Bridget O’Malley takes the initiative to bludgeon Stank with a forearm right as Hightower calls for a bell. Bridget backs Stank into a corner with a series of kicks and forearm strikes, but is shoved away as she was closing in. Bridget charges in with another attack in mind, only for Stank to toss her halfway across the ring. Lather. Repeat. Now Bridget is tossed across the ring with a slide to the opposite corner. Just as Bridget pops up, Mac hops into the ring to protect Bridget from winding up halfway to Seattle on the next throw. This gives an annoyed Stank enough time to tag in Zed, who breaks up Mac’s advisory huddle with a high knee to the side of Mac’s face and a heel kick to Bridget. Zed slows down the pacing with a few forearms across Bridget’s back and an Irish whip that ends in a clothesline.

Bridget slowly gets to her feet, but upends Zed and begins a ground-and-pound assault before Hightower spies closed fists and pulls Bridget off. With Zed now a touch groggy, Bridget and Mac work a few quick tags and jumpstart the pace with a series of slick double-team attacks with the finale – an atomic drop by Bridget leading to a spear by Mac – causing Zed to stumble out of the ring as Mac and Bridget celebrate. Mac then gets on his hands and knees as Bridget runs across the ring and hits a somersault plancha onto Zed and BRICK~! with Stank coming to Zed’s aid to prevent further damage, until Mac hits Stank with a Kennywood’s Open (tope con hilo) to create a train wreck in front of the announce table.

Razz: “If I didn’t know better, I’d think that Mac and Bridget were looking to strike a victory for Team Eco by eliminating a Saint and an associate of The Saints of Sinners.”
Russ: “Pretty sound strategy if you ask me. But I know that Mac and Bridget aren’t afraid to take risks to get a win in the ring.”

Mac and Bridget get to their feet and drag Zed back to the ring with Bridget pushing Zed in just as Stank crushes Mac against the apron and then runs him face first into a nearby post. Stank then climbs in the ring and obliterates Bridget from behind with a lariat as she had Zed in position for a Bridge to Nowhere suplex. As Hightower chases Stank to his corner, BRICK~! holds Bridget’s arms on the canvas as Zed puts a series of stomps on her head and torso. BRICK~! lets go just as Hightower turns around, but Zed continues the stomps against the defenseless Bridget. With an arrogant smirk, Zed twists Bridget in position for Another BRICK~! in the Wall with an exaggerated back bend on her, having her heels almost touching her head.

As Zed pulls Bridget back, Hightower keeps asking for a submission but gets nothing from Bridget. Just as it appears that Bridget is going to black out, Mac climbs through the ropes and boots Zed in the stomach to break up the hold. With Hightower escorting Mac to the corner, Zed and Stank take that time to deliver a spike powerbomb to Bridget, getting 2.99 as Bridget’s kickout may have been more of a spasm than anything. Zed tags in Stank, who runs the drops and drops Stankonia 2.0 on the youngster, getting 2 before pulling her up. As Bridget shows the Krispy Kreme eyes, Stank whips her to a corner and follows with a running splash. A pump splash from the middle rope gets 2 as Bridget drapes a foot over the bottom rope. Undeterred, Stank drags Bridget to the center of the ring before standing her up and slinging her in the ropes, a clothesline is ducked by Bridget but the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker off the rebound is not. A pin gets 2 before Mac breaks up the count. Hightower puts Mac back in his corner while Zed enters the fray with a loud clap that Hightower acknowledges as a tag. Bridget is able to cradle Zed for 2 in a small package, but gets stomped down for her efforts while Zed signals for a GTH package DDT. Zed no more than gets Bridget off the ground before he’s met with a right hand from Mac as all hell breaks loose inside the ring. Stank charges in to cut off Mac, but eats a superkick from Zed as Mac ducks at the last possible nanosecond. Mac then sends Zed into a corner and pastes him against the turnbuckles with Mister Rogers Neighborhood Trolley. Zed falls forward as Bridget battles the pain and joins Mac in the 2-on-1 attack. A powerslam by Mac followed by a leg drop from the top rope from Bridget seemingly put Zed away as Mac goes for the cover. Hightower reminds Mac that Bridget is legal just as Stank delivers a splash onto Bridget as she covered Zed. With Hightower blind to the proceedings, Stank rolls Bridget onto her back and drapes Zed across her with Hightower spinning around and counting 3.

Your winners (pinfall, 14:20), Zed and Stank!

Stank rushes to bump Mac off the apron and starts a post-match assault on Bridget as Zed shakes himself back to cognizance. With Zed and Stank booting down Bridget as BRICK~! barks orders, the same masked man that has tormented the Saints in recent weeks runs to ringside and dumps BRICK~! from the ring before delivering a Lou Thesz Press and a series of punches to Zed as Mac runs in to battle with Stank. Zed high-tails it as Stank promptly follows with Mac looking at the masked man with a quizzical look before the mysterious potential ally departs. Mac checks on Bridget, who can barely sit up as the feed cuts to a video package of “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet’s visit to children staying in a nearby hospital.

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS

It is time for our main event of the evening, a non-title affair between the undisputed champions representing the Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz & Stan Fulton and the fun-loving duo of Justin Sane & Awesome Bill. The music brings both teams to the ring and it looks like we are about to get started.

The bell rings and it looks like Bill and Stan will be getting things started with a collar-and-elbow that quickly goes in the favor of the more powerful Fulton as he pushes Bill back into a neutral corner. The ref looks for a clean break and he mostly gets it as Stan backs off with a couple of little light smacks to Bill as he laughs. We go back into the center of the ring for another tie-up and this time the two wrestlers circle around the ring until we wind up in the Saints corner and Stan makes a tag to Folz. Bill quickly backs off into his own corner and tags in Justin. Another collar-and-elbow follows between Matt and Justin and this time it’s Folz strength that gets the advantage as he pushes Sane into a neutral corner. The ref is looking for a clean break and it seems as if Justin has his hand out looking for $5 but Folz is having none of that and nails Justin with a straight right hand. The ref goes to admonish Matt, but he’s ignoring that as he starts to lay into Justin with some knees to the midsection.

Folz drags Justin out of the corner and begins a methodical beatdown of the fan favorite. Some quick tags between the Saints really enhance their advantage on Justin. We are seeing why these two are the reigning champs and currently stand alone on top of the tag team mountain in the OOWF. It gets to a point where they are almost playing with Justin and taking their time in dissecting him piece by piece. Ellie Mae is trying to get the crowd to hype up Justin in order to make a tag, but the Saints are giving no quarter to Mr. Sane.

Fulton is in the wrong and looking to put the finishing touches on this match but he’s slowed down when Awesome Bill gets into the ring and gets right into Stan’s face and starts going over the finer points of Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson’s NASCAR careers. Matt Folz is imploring his partner to ignore Bill and end this match, but Ellie Mae has reached into the ring and starts dragging Justin out of the ring. Just as Folz notices, Ellie pours some pinecone party liquor down Justin’s throat and wakes him right up. Justin hops up onto apron in a flash and quickly jumps up to the top rope as well.

The lights in the arena start to flicker and we begin to hear bagpipes, but before we get to the crescendo of what could only have been the infamous finisher of Justin Sane, Moosehead Jack has jumped the barricade and pushes Justin off the top rope. The ref is unaware as he tries to stop the arguing between Bill and Stan. Moosehead Jack slowly starts to back up the entranceway but as he reaches the top, he’s met by Ecosystem. As the two start arguing, the locker room starts to empty. We see Firewoman, Mai Muyo, and Stank are the first ones and Stank is trying to keep Firewoman and her brother from coming to blows as Ecosystem and his sister get in each other’s faces. Mac Flasher, Zed, & Bridget are out as well and the brawling has really taken the focus away from what’s going on in the ring.

But, speaking of the ring, Fulton has finally had enough of Bill’s arguments and nails him with a quick short-arm clothesline. Folz has picked up Justin and nails his Olympic Slam. Fulton looks to finish this one off when this time the lights in the arena do go completely out. And this song starts playing…



The lights start to flicker a little bit and we see flashes of something going on in the ring. Suddenly two green spotlights illuminate two sections of the ring where we see Stan Fulton up on the shoulders of Alexander Darling in one spotlight. In the other we see Alexis Darling hoist up Matt Folz. DARLING DRIVER & BITCH KILLER as the lights come back up in the arena. The crowd is going nuts and everyone who was brawling turn their eyes towards the ring as they wonder what the hell is going on. As the Darlings get back to their feet and look up the aisle, Alexander’s eyes lock onto Moosehead Jacks and we see that patented smirk. Alexis grabs her brother by the shoulder and the two back off and slide out of the back of the ring. They make their way over towards the time keeper’s table and stop for a second as they stare at the OOWF Tag Team Titles before they hop over the barricade and exit the arena.

Your winners as a result of a Disqualification, The Saints of Sinners, Matt Folz & Stan Fulton

Stank and Moose hit the ring and while Stank checks on Folz and Fulton, Moose and Alex’s eyes lock. Jack snarls while Alex just smirks at him

Razz: What the hell are the Darling’s doing back here!
Russ: This is bad Razz, I got a bad feeling about this
Razz: What? The Darlings are one of the premier teams in the world!
Russ: They are. But Razz, you know this place is a powder keg right now, all it needs is just a spark, the Darlings just might be the spark.
Razz: More importantly who will they side with? Obviously Alex hates Moose, but the Darlings have also had their issues with Juni!
Russ: Folks, this is gonna get ugly

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