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One half of the OOWF World Tag Team Champions and half of the new PHWF Tag Team Champions, The Crusher Stan Fulton, is ~WALKING down the hall from the OOWF Board of Directors room. He holds a portfolio and is writing down notes. He’s confronted by The Draculs, Vlad, Radul and Tavian.

TD: “Well, well, well. It’s the new owner of the PHWF. You have something we want, Fulton.”

RD & VD: “Yeah.”

SF: “Truly. Well, boys, you’re going to get your chance. Stank and I will be defending these titles just before Mid Summer Night's Scream. Here, take a look.”

Fulton hands the Draculs a tour list.

VD: “This looks like a pay-per-view on the 28th.”

SF: “It is. Friday Throwdown is back and this week will be the start of the Tag Team Tournament to determine our opponents on the 28th. Being the last holders of these championships, you get a bye. Four other teams face off next week. The two winners next week face each other the week after and then the same night, that winner faces you guys.”

TD: “Shut up, Vlad. Mr. Fulton knows what he’s doing.”

Fulton posts the card.

PHWF Friday Throwdown (#9)
Fort Qu’Appelle, SK, Canada
July 13, 2018

Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
Murder, Inc. vs. Redneck Revolution
Bay Bridge Boyz vs. Wrath of Gods

N-SANITY Championship
The Saint v. Mai Muyo

PHWF World Heavyweight Championship
Sammy “Firewater” Blackfoot vs. Matt Folz

Gordy “Curling Stone” LeFleur vs. Vance Cannon
Nick Fleming vs. Akiru Tornado
Gran Taco II vs. Bishop Blaize
Mossi Oxlade vs. "Cowboy" Dillon Walker
Matty Alouette vs. “Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool

[Sportsguy]

We fade in to an early afternoon house show across the street from where OOWF Mayhem is going to take place tonight. Between matches the crowd boos as "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" plays and Matt Folz makes his way to the ring, the PHWF World Championship across his waist, his half of the OOWF Tag Team Championships over his shoulder. Matt grabs a microphone.

Matt: Obviously I have some business across the street tonight, but I wanted to take a minute to come out here and address you all for a minute. For those of you who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Matthew Robert Folz, I am the best wrestler on the planet and I am YOUR PHWF World Heavyweight Champion. (The crowd boos) Now I know what you're all expecting. You're thinking that I'm going to come out here to complain about slumming it in a minor league promotion. Well, I'm not- for two reasons.

1. I've been looking at film of the PHWF roster and there are several extremely talented wrestlers here.

2. I trust my friend Stan Fulton's business sense. Now he has horrible taste in football teams, but his business instincts are generally right on point. If he believes this was a good investment then that's good enough for me. And I'm proud to be his champion and to get this company some main stream attention.

Now to the rest of the PHWF roster backstage, I understand your anger. If someone just waltzed right in to the OOWF and became World Champion without even having a match, I'd probably react exactly the same way you are. But do me a favor. Go back and look when I was NJPW Champion. Look at my two reigns as OOWF World Champion. Look at my multiple reigns as Onslaught or Intercontinental Champion. You'll notice a pattern, the best wrestlers always get a chance at whatever Championship I'm holding at the time. I don't intend to change that here. If you deserve a shot, you'll get one, you have my word.


Matt throws the mic down and "Battle Without Honor or Humanity plays as we......FADE

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PHWF Friday Throwdown (#9)

Live! (on tape) From Fort Qu’Appelle, SK, Canada

July 13, 2018

GORDY “CURLING STONE” LEFLEUR vs. VANCE CANNON
Back and forth match with Cannon trying to outwrestle LeFleur and LeFleur trying to just flat-out smack around Cannon. Finish comes when LeFleur misses a spear and flies into the corner post; Cannon rolls him up in a small package.
     WINNER in 6:21 – Vance Cannon



N-SANITY Championship
The Saint v. Mai Muyo
“Helloween” from The Saints plays out the challenger, The Saint, and his manager. They enter the ring and The Saint stands quietly in the corner while his manager talks his ear off. Skillet’s “Hero” signals the arrival of PHWF N-SANITY Champion, Mai Muyo. She gets a lot of boos from the crowd but she ignores them and slides into the ring.

Referee Alaistair Leckie calls for the bell. The Saint tries to keep Mai grounded, but this title is about “the flippy shit” so the ending is a foregone conclusion. Mai hits the End-is-Here after dominating most of the match and gets the three count.
     WINNER in 10:03 and still N-SANITY Champion – Mai Muyo



NICK FLEMING vs. AKIRU TORNADO
Quick match with Fleming hitting a piledriver for the win out of nowhere after Tornado controlled the whole match.
     WINNER in 2:57 – Nick Fleming



An advertisement for PHWF Saturday Seizures plays.



MOSSI OXLADE vs. "COWBOY" DILLON WALKER
Walker puts on a clinic of mat wrestling and Oxlade tries to power out of Walker’s holds. Walker makes a mistake of trying to headbutt a Samoan and Oxlade takes advantage for a bit, ragdolling Walker from corner to corner, but then Walker thumbs an eye, and takes control until he hits his Black Gold slingshot powerbomb.
     WINNER in 8:22 – “Cowboy” Dillon Walker



Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
MURDER, INC. vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION
DaVida and Kielbasa will start this one as Johnny Icepick roams the outside. Puck Dupp and Billy Wayne Woodward get to the ring and as soon as the bell sounds, DaVida, Keilbasa and even Icepick start ‘clubbering’ the holy hell out of the Revolution. Referee Kenny Poldark finally gets things calmed down and everyone but Dupp and DaVida are cleared from the ring. Icepick gets a warning about interfering as well. Lots of power moves with some mat wrestling sprinkled in between the four men until Poldark catches Icepick grabbing Woodward’s boots as he was whipped to the ropes. Poldark throws Icepick out and Murder, Inc. are incensed! Kielbasa finally turns around into Puck Dupp’s ‘Tire Rack Torture.’
     WINNERS in 11:19 – Redneck Revolution



MATTY ALOUETTE vs. “BLAIR WITCH” EMBER BLACKPOOL
Both men get to the ring and before Referee John LaRue can ring the bell, “Scarecrow” by Ministry plays and the crowd both cheer and boos as PHWF Television Champion Moosehead Jack comes down the ring with a mic.

MHJ: “Aloutte, I already fought you for this title earlier in the week, but we were interrupted by Mac Flasher.”

Boos ring out from the crowd.

MHJ: “So I’m willing to take you on again, right now.”

Aloutte seems more than willing, but Blackpool grabs a mic from ringside.

EB: “I came here for a match. You’re not kicking me out, Moose.”

MHJ: “Fine. Let’s make this a three-way.”

The crowd loves the idea so...

Three Way Match for the PHWF Television Championship
MATTY ALOUETTE vs. “BLAIR WITCH” EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
The match is almost total chaos, which when Moosehead Jack is involved is fairly expected. Moose does, however, slide out of the ring and slump against the padded rail while Aloutte and Blackpool work over each other. The end arrives when Aloutte hits a Montreal Shoejob on Blackpool, but before he can cover, Moose slides into the ring, nails Aloutee with a Buisaku Knee which sends him through the ropes. Moose makes the cover on Blackpool.
     WINNER in 12:44 and still PHWF Television Champion – Moosehead Jack



GRAN TACO II vs. BISHOP BLAIZE
Non-descript squash match as Gran Taco II dominates and lands a slingshot legdrop for the win.
     WINNER in 2:01 – Gran Taco II



Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. WRATH OF GODS
Jinx and Spazz high-five the crowd as they enter to cheers and SQUEEEEs. The opposite reaction is given to Kahn and Singh, who don’t seem to give a damn. Match moves fairly pedantic from Singh and Spazz technical wrestling and Jinx and Kahn’s power moves. Jinx finally gets a hot tag after Spazz was face-in-peril for a while and starts to clean house. He gets Kahn out on the mat and goes to the top turnbuckle. Singh tries to get in the ring, but the referee keeps trying to keep him out. While the ref was distracted, the Draculs jump the barrier and Tavian knocks Jinx to the floor while Radu and Vlad work over Spazz. Jinx hit the floor hard and is woozy as all get out and doesn’t struggle as Tavian throws him back in the ring and then gathers his brothers and they take off. The rest is academic and Kahn hits a powerbomb on Jinx.
     WINNERS in 13:04 – Wrath of Gods



PHWF World Heavyweight Championship
SAMMY “FIREWATER” BLACKFOOT vs. MATT FOLZ
Blackfoot comes out to “Ghost Dance” and the crowd is fully behind him. “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei signals the arrival of PHWF World Champion Matt Folz, accompanied by fellow Saint of Sinners member Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku.

Shizuru-mune takes a seat by the broadcast team and Folz climbs into the ring. Referee Dick Waiver calls for the bell Folz and Blackfoot lock up. Blackfoot tries to overpower Folz, who mat wrestles his way out of most of Blackfoot’s power moves. Folz works Blackfoot to the mat after a bit and paintbrushes the back of his head, which gets Blackfoot pissed off. Which is what Folz was hoping for as Blackfoot makes a few mistakes letting his anger get the best of him. Folzmission is hit; bell rings; hand raised.
     WINNER in 10:51 and still PHWF World Heavyweight Champion – Matt Folz

After the bell, Folz takes his belt and slides out of the ring and Shizuru-mune slides in. He goes over to Blackfoot and helps him up and starts to walk away only to spin around and catch Blackfoot with his Dreammaker roundhouse kick. The kick catches Blackfoot right in the head and he goes down in a heap, totally unconscious. Shizuru-mune cocks his head while staring at Blackfoot and finally drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring.

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