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PHWF Friday Throwdown (#10)
Grand Marais, MB, Canada
July 20, 2018

Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
Redneck Revolution vs. Wrath of Gods
- Winner faces The Draculs

PHWF Television Championship
Steve the Lost Viking vs. Moosehead Jack

Nick Fleming vs. Gordy “Curling Stone” LeFleur
Murder, Inc. vs. Bay Bridge Boyz
“Blair Witch” Ember Blackpool vs. Akiru Tornado
Connor McNasty vs. Gran Taco III

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The Draculs, Tavian, Radul and Vlad, are standing in front of a PHWF interview banner.

TD: “The Draculs are the uncrowned PHWF World Tag Team Champions. This is a fact. Stan Fulton, you and Stank, keep those belts polished up nice and shiny for when we take them back at Saturday Seizures.”

TD: “Now onto current business. Redneck Revolution. Wrath of Gods. We don’t care who we face this week. We’re going to be fresh and rested, while you will be tired from facing each other.”

VD: “Yeah. We’re not tired!”

TD: “None of you have a chance. We’ll put the best two of us up against either of you any day of the week. And we’ll prove it Friday night at the Grand Marais School Auditorium.”

VD: “Yeah. Friday night.”

RD: “Shut up, Vlad.”

TD: “Then after we’re done with whichever of you guys make it to us, we’ll be going after the Saints of Sinners. We’ve been associates of you Saints before, but we’re tired of being your lackeys.”

RD: “No more being the slaves of the Saints. We’re a force to be reckoned with. We’re the Draculs.”

VD: “And we’re scary good.”

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Steve the Lost Viking makes his way to the ring at a house show in Manitoba. The crowd roars their approval for the Lost Viking. He steps into the ring and grabs a mic>

STLV: Everyone knows what Fulton did was complete and total bullshit

<crowd pops big for this>

STLV: Now, this may get me into trouble with my new boss, but I really don't care. Fulton, I have spent years working hard in the PHWF, honing my skills, perfecting my craft, working my way up the card so I could compete for championships, so I could make the most of my talent, so I could eventually find my way into the OOWF and become the world heavyweight champion. What you did.......handing out titles like candy is inexcusable, and that brings me to my opponent this week, the notorious Moosehead Jack.....

<crowd boos loudly>

Moose.......I have no respect for you <crowd cheers> I don't give a shit what you've accomplished in your career, I don't care how many bones you've broken, or blood you've spilled. I don't care how many titles you've won, how many grand slams you claim, or how many accomplishments you have achieved because I know one accomplishment that you've never achieved.

Winning that PHWF television title.

So, what I'm going to do this Friday is pin your shoulders to the mat, clean, and make sure that your farce of a [df]title reign[/df] comes to an end

<The crowd starts to boo as Moose tries to attack Steve from behind, but Steve ducks out of the way and sends Moose to the ropes, on the rebound, Steve hits the HAMMER OF ODIN! <superman punch> Moose hits the mat, dazed and Steve pulls him to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders for ROAD TO VALHALLA (burning hammer) but Moose slips off his shoulders and bails out of the ring. Moose snarls and tries to grab his PHWF TV title, but Steve grabs it first. Moose slowly backs to the back, keeping his eyes locked on the Viking as Steve slowly raises the TV title in the air and the crowd once again roars their approval>

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FADE in on a backstage area after a PHWF house show. Nick Fleming has just lost to Steve the Lost Viking and PHWF Reporter Mary Dawn stops the former Two-time OOWF Intercontinental Champion and OOWF’s 2017 Breakthrough Star of the Year.

MD: “Nick, you’ve recently started working here at PHWF after a short run in the OOWF. What are your thoughts on this?”

NF: “My thoughts? You know, I’ve been pretty silent since I was let go by the OOWF. They said they didn’t have any program available for me. That my character was going nowhere.”

Fleming gets more annoyed looking as he speaks.

NF: “I don’t have a quote-unquote character. This is who I am. I’m a wrestler. I don’t have a gimmick. The OOWF is full of gimmicks. Ghosthead; Jack Bullett; Shizuru. But there are a bunch of guys and gals that don’t have a gimmick, but I’m sent packing because I don’t have one. Well here I am in the PHWF. When Stan Fulton bought this two-bit company and told me I would be allowed to be who I am, I jumped at the chance to be here. Because I’m going to show those ignoramuses that Nick Fleming is a star.”

MD: “You say that after you lost to Steve the Lost Viking.”

NF: “Steve cheated. Everyone saw that he pulled my tights to get the pin. He thinks he’s going to get the Television Title from Moosehead Jack doing things like that? He’s got a lot to learn.”

MD: “You face Gordy LeFleur on Friday.”

NF: “Yeah, Curling Stone LeFleur. Gordy, you’re going to need to be swinging a curling stone to take me out Friday. Good luck with that.”

Fleming walks off and Mary Dawn sighs as we FADE.

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PHWF Friday Throwdown (#10)
Live! (on tape) From Grand Marais, MB, Canada
July 20, 2018

“BLAIR WITCH” EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. AKIRU TORNADO
Akiru starts house-a-fire with all that flippy shit, but Blackpool decides he’s taken enough kicks to the face and catches Akiru mid-leap and crushes him with a spinebuster. The end is inevitable.
WINNER in 4:04 – Ember Blackpool


Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
REDNECK REVOLUTION vs. WRATH OF GODS
Puck Dupp and Shiva Singh start this one off with a nice little, feeling-out technical, extended spot. Singh of course thumps Dupp’s eye and that starts a face-in-peril time in which “Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodward keeps trying to get in the ring, the referee gets him back out and Wrath of Gods work over Dupp pretty good. Finally Dupp gets some separation with a back elbow to Zabi Kahn on the apron and Singh eats a foot to the face. Dupp finally gets a tag to Woodward. Billy Wayne cleans house and gets the pin on Kahn with a jackhammer.
WINNERS in 13:49 – Redneck Revolution


MURDER, INC. vs. BAY BRIDGE BOYZ
This one never gets started as both teams brawl from ringside, into the crowd and ... OH MY GAWD!!!! The Kiribatian Announce Table is destroyed! Referee Kenny Poldark calls this one.
NO CONTEST in 0:00


NICK FLEMING vs. GORDY “CURLING STONE” LEFLEUR
Another of Fleming’s patented matches: he gets dominated throughout the whole match and hits a piledriver out of nowhere for the win.
WINNER in 6:58 – Nick Fleming


PHWF Television Championship
STEVE THE LOST VIKING vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK
Steve is out first to Dethlok’s “The Lost Vikings.” The crowd is pumped up for Steve as well. “Scarecrow” by Ministry heralds the arrival of the Television Champion, Moosehead Jack. The crowd boos the shit of him, which bothers him not at all.

The bell finally gets this one going and Moose walks to the middle of the ring and goes nose to nipples with Steve. Moose dares Steve to take a swing at him and Steve obliges. For which of course, Moose was ready. Moose takes the swinging arm and brings Steve down into an arm bar on the mat. The next ten minutes or so is Moosehead Jack showing off the mat wrestling skills for which he is NOT known. He is a three time OOWF Onslaught Champion, ya know.

Moose looks like he’s having his way with Steve and the ending is academic. However, the rest of the PHWF roster is not at all pleased with that and they file down to ringside. Steve is stunned in the corner while Moose stands up and walks around the ring jawing at the whole of the PHWF. Matty Aloutte gets the majority of the talking to. Matty jaws with Moose then points behind the TV champ. Moose turns around into THE HAMMER OF ODIN! Moose drops like a sack of wet cement. Steve gets Moose up and nails the ROAD TO VALHALLA! Steve covers and the rest of the roster on that side of the ring hold Moose’s feet down. The referee never sees it (sure he doesn’t...) and Steve gets the win!
WINNER and new PHWF Television Champion in 21:01 – Steve the Lost Viking

Moose is livid as the crowd and the roster celebrate on the outside. Moose demands and gets a mic.

MHJ: “You are pathetic. Every one of you. You couldn’t stand to see me as a champion, so you made sure to cheat me out of my title. I demand my contractual rematch for Saturday Seizures. I’m taking my championship back.”

Moose drops the mic and leaves through an opening in the roster. Who go back to celebrating as we take a break.


CONNOR McNASTY vs. GRAN TACO III
Quick little match; McNasty gets the win with an Irish Setter (sit out powerbomb).
WINNER in 4:11 – Connor McNasty


Tag Team #1 Contender Tournament
REDNECK REVOLUTION vs. THE DRACULS
Vlad, Radul and Tavian are out to Nox Arcana’s “Calliope.” Plenty of boos from the crowd. They look extremely confident and try to pull Referee Londo Sheridan into a bet on the outcome. Sheridan interrogates the group and it looks like they’ll have Vlad on the outside for this one.

Puck Dupp and “The Love Machine” Billy Wayne Woodard are out to “Redneck Punk” by Jackyl and the crowd is loving it. Woodward and Tavian will start this off. Sheridan calls for the bell as Radul and Puck Dupp get to the apron.

Collar-elbow tie up in the middle and Woodward backs Tavian into a corner and breaks clean. They do it again and this time Tavian backs Woodward into the corner and he breaks clean, to Woodward’s surprise. Tavian with a smirk as he knows Woodward wasn’t expecting that. They lock up in the middle and Tavian again backs Woodward into the corner, but this time doesn’t break clean because Woodward was expecting it. Tavian shoots elbows into Billy’s ear then takes a step back and nails Woodward with a standing enziguri.

Tavian tags in Radul who mounts Woodward and just lays into him with stiff elbows to the face. Referee Sheridan looks on in concern, but everything is legal. Radul shouts at Sheridan to ask Woodward if he’ll submit. Sheridan does ask, but Woodward refuses. Radul gives Woodword a few more elbows to the face, gets up and hits a few running leg drops. He pulls Woodward into a sitting position and nails a running knee. Cover! Woodward kicks out in two.

Radul tags in Tavian who gets Woodward up and whips him into a corner. Tavian methodically hits a series of standing dropkicks, elbows and splashes on Woodward in the corner until Woodward slumps to the mat, sitting propped up in the corner. Tavian sees his opening and runs the corners to hit a cannonball on Woodward, but Puck Dupp has dropped to the floor and pulled Billy out the way. Sheridan admonishes Dupp who gets back to his corner. Tavian hit hard and Vlad is over to help. Tavian makes the tag (with Vlad’s help) with Radul, but they’re not fast enough to keep Billy from taking Puck Dupp in.

The Dupper with a series of shoulder tackles and clotheslines keeps Radul from being able to focus. Vlad jumps up on the apron just as Dupp gets Radul up into the Tire Rack Torture (over the shoulder back breaker). Radul is tapping, but Sheridan doesn’t see it as he’s trying to get Vlad off the apron. The crowd and Woodward are apoplectic! Finally, Dupp drops Radul onto the mat and walks over to spin Sheridan around. This gets Dupp a finger waggle in the face from Sheridan. Meanwhile, Radul has rolled over to his corner and onto the apron; Tavian gets in the ring and slaps his hands together. Sheridan turns around and isn’t sure if a tag was made, but allows it anyway, as that’s what wrestling referees do.

Dupp tries for a clothesline, but misses. Dupp, and Woodward for that matter, are exhausted. Billy can barely stand in the corner and Dupp’s swings are worthless and weak. Tavian is gleefully taking advantage by making Dupp run around to keep up with him, popping a sucker punch at Dupp when he can, but keeping him out of the reach of Woodward.

Tavian gets Dupp with a Stinger Splash in the corner and Dupp goes down in a heap. Tavian picks Dupp up and is about to hit the Nightwalker (Gangrel’s and Bobby Roode’s pick up DDT) when Vlad has jumped on the apron facing the crowd to celebrate what he believes is a big win. This distracts Tavian and Sheridan as well. Tavian drops Dupp and goes over to knock Vlad on his ass to the floor. But in the meantime, Dupp tags in Woodward. Tavian turns around into a huge spear! COVER! One! Two! THREE!!

WINNERS in 19:07 and #1 Contenders for the PHWF Tag Team Championships – Redneck Revolution

The Draculs are incredulous and are stomping around and getting mad at Sheridan (who’s quickly scampered out of the ring), Dupp and Woodward (who’ve also made their way up the ramp) and finally on Vlad who gets a thorough beat-down by Radul and Tavian. Vlad’s out cold and he’d thrown over Radul’s shoulder as they leave, being jeered by the fans.


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