[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#871)
Live! From Winnipeg, Manitoba
July 25, 2018

Elimination Match
Stank, Matt Folz, Stan Fulton & Zed vs. Bridget O'Malley, Alexis Darling, Alexander Darling & Kylie Mignolio

Banned From Everywhere & Ecosystem vs. Beer Money & Shannon Mann
Jack Bullet & Ghosthead vs. Mai Muyo & Shizuru
Moosehead Jack vs. Mac Flasher




Card subject to Manitoba's Wild Kingdom starting the party now

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is sitting in the Destroyitarium after the show, finds the INC and speaks>

Mac, let's see how badly you want that match against me at the pay per view. I challenge you to a Jack's Rules match this week. What is that you ask? Well, essentially, I can do whatever the fuck I want and you have to fight the match under onslaught rules. You beat me, and you get your match at the pay per view. Let me know, I'm not a hard man to find.

<fade>

[Leo]

"Silver Eagle" Jack Bullet catches up with Ghosthead as he exits the OOWF gymnasium. They stare at each other for a long moment.

Ghostead: What do you want, Jack?

JB: I was seeing if you were just going to stand there all day or actually do something. I'm tired of being the one that always makes the first move around here.

Ghosthead: Save me your tired wining. The OOWF got along just fine without you before and will after you're gone. I don't need to cut a promo every time you say my name. I do my talking in the ring.

JB: Where have I heard that before...oh yeah, from every B+ player who thought they were saying something new and profound. I don't care if you come after me, but the fact that Shizuru has been allowed to indulge in his delusions this long is ridiculous.

Ghosthead: I'll end him when he needs ended.

JB: Where is your wife now, I don't see her. Maybe Shizuru has seen her.

Ghosthead goes to throw a punch, but it's awfully telegraphed and Bullet catches the arm. He gets behind Ghosthead with a hammerlock and whispers in his ear.

JB: In our tag match on Wednesday, I'll take care of Shizuru for you, because I obviously have more respect for you wife than you do. I'll defend her honor if her husband is too much of a coward.

Bullet throws Ghosthead out and down from the hammerlock. Ghosthead scrambles to his feet to find Bullet already gone.

Ghosthead: I'll show you how much of a coward I am, Jack. You get back here right now. You're the one running now, not me.

Ghosthead continues to call out Bullet's name as he goes down the hallway. FADE.

[Jack Quinn]

<Fire is at the Lone Star Wrestling training facility watching a very green worker practice their moonsault, and not doing very well>

FW: No, no, no! You're tucking too soon! You'll land knees first on someone and break their ribs! Wait a little longer, try it again.

<the green rookie tries and tries, but cannot quite get it right. Finally a frustrated Fire climbs onto the apron and starts to climb the ropes, Bridgette just happens to walk into the facility at this time>

B: Shug........whatcha doin?

FW: <stopping for a moment> Showing our trainee how to hit a moonsault

B: <glancing at Fire's arm, which is in a sling, with her hand still in a cast> You think that's a good idea?

FW: Of course I do!

B: The doctor said NO activity for at least another week

FW: Doctors aren't always right

B: No, but since you are training here, if you get hurt here, you are our responsibility.......so........

<Fire sighs and climbs down to the apron, then hops to the floor>

FW: Someone has to teach them

B: I'll get Zane

FW: Where's Chad?

B: He was teaching the new class of women

FW: <rolling her eyes> of course he is. Maybe we should get him, I am sure if a woman gets pregnant here that would also be your responsibility?

B: <laughing> Good idea. Ohhhhh Chad......

<fade>

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the Nowhere Bar, Grille & PCPL Repository where we see Ellie May From Elijay standing with Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, Justin Sane and Ecosystem>

EMFE: Eco, it's really great that you are spending some time with the boys

Eco: Yeah.....about that

JS: I don't think anyone else would have come to the ring with us on a donkey!

Eco: I've been meaning to mention that.....see, I am not so sure if I am comfortable with.........any of this

ABFD: Nuh uh! Hell NO!

<Justin and Ellie look at Bill with surprise>

ABFD: Ol Ectoplasm you hain't got nothin' to worry about! No sir! See, we hain't them Saintly Sinners what tell you we's got your back whilst sendin' you into a den a them there honeybadgers what don't give none of a fuss! Us boys here, an ol Ellie May What from Elijay down the road a piece from Ol Bill, an ol Alaska State Polar Bear Wrasslin' Champion Arctic McBearington, and 'ol 3 Card Opus, we done gotify your back son! We hain't scared a none a them Saintly Sinners!

JS: That's right! And this week we face Beer Money and Shannon Mann!

Eco: Ok, Shannon I know, I faced her last week, she's uh........married to someone around here? Shizuru?

ABFD: Naw son, Ol Shiney Mann what done marified herself to Ghosthead, who warn't neither a ghost nor just a head, but that ol boy what used ta be Sizzlechest Manbeef done lostify his mind like ol Bill on a three week PCPL bender and done tookify ol Ghothead's wife as his own!

Eco: Ummm......what?

JS: Sizzle has a new attitude and now calls himself Shizuru, and with the supposed backing of the Saints, he has taken Shannon as his bride.......at least in his mind

Eco: So, what you're saying is.....

ABFD: What ol Bill is a sayifyin, is what his pappy Uncle Sill From Dawsonville done toldified him when he warn't but knee high to a grasshopper. He said son, theys people in this chere world which hain't got the sense god gave a woodpecker in a petrified forest! Ol Shizuru is done bangifyin his head gainst a wall stead of a tree and whatnot. That ol boy thinks Shiney Mann is betrothed to hisself and not Ghosteyhead an he likes ta make certain that his wifey wins them chere matches

Eco: I mean......some of that was English?

JS: Allow me

Eco: please

JS: What Bill's grandfather told him is that some people are not blessed with common sense, Shizuru appears to be one of those people. Also, he likes to interfere in Shannon's matches to ensure she wins.

Eco: I see. And what about the other two?

ABFD: Oh! Ol Splurge and Snit is sneakier than ol sneaky snake who done sneakified up and drank up alla your rooty beer! But son, they's good at rasslin too! Them boys don't say much, and when they do, mosta it goes right chover Bill's head and up into that chere cloudy thing what keeps peoples thoughts and sayins and whatnot. But they's good!

Eco: <looking at Justin> You got that?

JS: Of course! SYB and Skurge are sneaky, but also great wrestlers. They don't say much, and when they do, Bill generally doesn't understand it.

Eco: You got all that from what he said?

JS: <giving Eco an odd look> Of course! You didn't?

Eco: <to Ellie May> Is this normal?

EMFE: It's the OOWF, what's normal?

Eco: I guess that's true. Ok, look, this place is nice and all, but since we are going to team this week, and probably for a few more weeks after that......

<Kayfabe comes in and eyes Eco, he sighs and rolls his eyes. Kay slowly walks over to the bar and gets a glass of PCPL and sits watching the conversation>

Eco: .......I mean.......since we are teaming this week, and likely ONLY this week.....

<Kayfabe throws a shoe at Eco>

Eco: ......Since we are teaming THIS week, with the potential of future weeks of teaming......

<the other shoe hits Eco>

Eco: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY HERE!

<Kay walks over and whispers something into Eco's ear, his eyes light up and he just stares at her>

Eco: Really?

<Kay nods>

Eco: Well.......since you guys seem to be the ONLY ones, other than Firewoman, who are committed to Team Eco......<looking back at Kay> Really? They are the ONLY ones?........I mean, what an HONOR it is to have you guys all aboard! This calls for the finest cuisine in.........

<Kay facepalms, then grabs a notebook and marker from the bar>

WINNIPEG, MANITOBA YOU IDIOT!

<Eco just stares blankly for a moment, Kay writes something else>

THAT'S IN CANADA

Eco: ........Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada! So let me take you to......<Eco whips out his phone and does a quick search>.........the...........best..........place...........to......ah yes.......the Wellington Steakhouse!

JS: I'm afraid we can't go there

Eco: Why not?

ABFD: We's banned from there

Eco: You're wha.......

JS: Hell son, we's <crowd sings along> BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE!

ABFD: HOT DAMN SON YOU DONE DIDIFIED IT!

Eco: <to Ellie May> Are they serious?

EMFE: It's more than just a gimmick

Eco: Ok......so where can we go to eat....

ABFD: Hell Son! We done servify some food here! Hey Arctic get ol Ectoplasm a appetizer a deep fried pickled possum peckers! Then get us all the special a the day!

Eco: Do I even want to know?

EMFE: It's better not to ask

<Eco turns a bit green as we fade to black>

[L!zz~]

(Josie is the Nowhere Bar and Grill playing checkers with Bill)

Eco: Why is that br..(at a look from the others) child here?

Justin: She's Kylie's niece. We watch her some times. She adores Bill

Eco: I know who she is. Interesting on the rest.

Justin: What makes it interesting?

Eco: (shrugs and opens a book, a smile forming on his face)

(Fade)

[L!zz~]

(Kylie is outside the arena, arguing with the same man Moose ran off weeks ago)

Kylie: You aren't suppose to be here. You aren't suppose to be any where near her.

Fernando: I'm merely checking on her and her unstable living situation. We're bringing this back to court.

Kylie: (eyes narrowing) You lost all your appeals. She's mine.

Fernando: (sneers as he steps closer) one way or the other Kylie that child will be with it's proper family soon.

Kylie: over my dead body.

Fernando: Be careful what you wish for.

Kylie: Get the hell out of here. Stay away from us. You won't like what happens.

Fernando: (laughs as his car pulls up) I'll see you soon Kylie.

(As he enters the car and leaves, Kylie is seething, pulls out her phone and texts Bill: Don't let Josie out of your sight please. I'll get her in an hour. Storming off we lose track of her as we fade)

[blownspot]

Ghosthead is ROAMING~! the halls of the OOWF and addresses the camera while he walks.

Ghost - I am beset by fools who dare to provoke my wrath. Shizuru's foolish behavior is self evident and will be dealt with in the most painful manner I can imagine, but this Jack Bullet's foolish behavior I find vexing. I've had no quarrel with Bullet and have dismissed his ramblings on my name as just that ... ramblings. But the fool persists. Is he so starved for attention he would risk his career goading me into a feud clearly designed to serve his ego? The man obviously speaks my name in ignorance. Is he not aware that I am a Grand Slam champion who does not need to justify his position in this company let alone his place in the Onslaught Championship picture ... a championship I have held longer than anyone in this company? Given his known past, who is he to question me on anything about being a husband? For that matter who is he to question my resolve in this company, or to ask of me an uttered word in his direction? He is fortunate to warrant a thought. If Bullet finds that notion offensive, or lacking in respect to one of his superior age, perhaps what I do next will sate his hunger for my regard.

We see Ghosthead has reached catering and has quicken his pace as he calls Jack Bullet's name. Bullet turns around only to eat a SUPERKICK and fall to floor hard! Kylie Mignolio who had been standing nearby pulls Josie back several steps as Ghosthead gives Kylie the merest of glares in warning before he steps over and pulls Jack up in position to deliver a HORROR DRIVER! Ghosthead rises to his feet and glares down at his barely conscious victim.

Ghost - This is more than you deserve, Bullet, but since you desire it so ... I will gladly relieve you of your Onslaught championship. The regret you'll have however won't be in my eventual taking of your belt ... no. The regret you face old man is in starting this fight with me at all.

Ghosthead thinks briefly of inflicting more damage, but Kylie and Josie have made their way over to Bullet, so Ghost opts to exit, retreating into the shadows, as the camera fades to black.

[Leo]

Kylie and Josie check on Jack Bullet as he lays on the floor of the commissary. He seems to be laughing and groaning at the same time.

JB: That's what I'm talking about. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

KM: Jack, you're delirious. We'll get medics to check you out.

JB: I got my ass kicked. He did something. Ghosthead, god damn, did something.

Josie: You said a bad word, Uncle Jack.

Bullet manages to pick his head up slightly and looks at Josie.

JB: You're right, honey, I did. My apologies. Now I'm going to do something and just lie here for a moment.

Jack continues to chuckle and wince as he stares up at the ceiling and Kylie purses her lips, maybe more concerned with Bullet's mental well being than his physical well being.

[Leo]

Kylie Mignolio sits out front of the OOWF medic station as Josie colors in a book. Mac Flasher and Bridget O'Malley come up. Jack Bullet can be heard chanting Ghosthead's name from inside the medic station room.

JB: Ghosthead! Ghosthead!

MF: They must have Jack on some really good drugs.

KM: I don't think they've given him anything yet.

MF: So...Jack is cheering his tag team partner for Wednesday kicking his own ass.

KM: Jack's mood swings lately have been pretty scary, I have to be honest. He's always great with Josie and loves her more than I thought someone else could, but when he's away from her he goes up and down like a roller coaster.

B O'M: Jack's never had good luck with tag team partners. Shizuru has turned on him twice. Zed left him hanging in the tag tournament finals. Mac, you're probably the only person he's tagged with more than once who hasn't blindsided him.

Silence hangs in the air a moment as Kylie and Bridget look at Mac.

MF: Okay, okay, I'll go talk to him.

Bridget sits down next to Josie and asks to see what she's coloring. Flasher walks back to find Bullet sitting up in bed, pumping one first in the air and then the other as he chants Ghosthead's name.

MF: How you doing Jack?

JB: Great, Mac. Ghosthead gave me a Horror Driver right on the cafeteria floor. It was so cool.

MF: Probably not the word I would use.

JB: No, no...you get it. You and Moosehead Jack. You attack him. He attacks you. You guys are going to have a real, bloody good match out of it. You didn't stand around and say "I'm going to kick your butt," "no, I'm going to kick your butt." You're just kicking butt.

Flasher leans over to a medic looking at a chart.

MF: And you haven't given him any drugs yet.

The medic shakes his head no.

JB: Action always speak louder than words Mac, remember that. You can always ask for forgiveness later.

MF: So, you're looking for Ghosthead to forgive you on Wednesday.

JB: No, not at all. But I know he'll hit someone who comes after him and his. I attacked him physically and mentally. I questioned his manhood in defending his wife. That pissed him off. He came after me out of that anger. Shizur and Muyo, they could be playing Little Pony under a table in the Destroyitarium for all I know. I don't care who Ghosthead is acting against as long as he is in action.

MF: Even if it's against you.

JB: Even if it's against me. A man who will fight for his family is a man I will respect. If I did the disrespecting, then I deserve what I get. So would anyone.

MF: Why do I feel like I should ask if you want to go for ice cream and go-kart racing?

JB: Sounds like fun.

Bullet jumps down from the table and walks out of the room. We hear him yell "ice cream time" and Josie squeals. Flasher is left shaking his head as we FADE.

[L!zz~]

(Kylie snags Bridget's arm)

Kylie: You're coming with us.

B: Where?

Kylie: go Kart and ice cream.

B: Why?

Kylie: So I don't lose my mind.

B: Oook.....c'mon Mac! Ice Cream time!

[Jack Quinn]

<As Mac and Jack turn to leave, Shizuru, his goons and Mai attack! Shizuru nails Jack with a chair, then drives him to the floor with a DDT! His henchment put the boots to him while Shizuru stands up, straightens out his clothes, picks up Bullet's title and walks away with it. Meanwhile, Mai and Mac have been brawling with Mac finally getting the upper hand when Mai catches a charging Mac with a kick right to the temple, staggering him. As Mac stumbles backward, Moose appears, grabs Mac and hits the GO TO SLEEP FOREVER! Moose and Mai look at their handywork and walk away..........

........a few seconds later Ghosthead appears and surveys the damage, looking at his partner who is barely conscious on the floor. Ghost stands over him and glares at him when we hear....

MAC! HEY MAC! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ICE CREAM!

<Bridget and Kylie round the corner and see Ghost standing there amid the carnage, Bridget snarls and starts to charge, but Ghost holds up his hand and stops her>

GH: It's not what you think

BOM: You've got three seconds to explain what it is

GH: <looking around> Who would benefit from attacking MY partner, and his opponent this week?

<Bridget and Kylie let the information soak in and they both nod and check on Mac and Jack as Ghost walks away and we fade to black>

[L!zz~]

(Kylie looks around)

Kylie: Josie? Josie come out honey everything is ok...(pauses) Josie!

Bridget: (pauses as she's about to check on Mac) What's wrong?

Kylie: Where's Josephine? She was with Jack!

(Bridget spins around, looking, forgets Mac and looks behind cases and opens doors)

(Kylie chases after GH)

Kylie: Wait!

GH: (turns)

Kylie: did you see Josephine?

GH: The child was not seen by me. (Pausing) She is missing?

Kylie: She was with Jack...Bullet..

GH: I shall check with Moose. And than return to help you.

(GH turns to leave as Kylie runs back calling for Josie)

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman is ignoring Bridgette's suggestion that she not engage in anything with the trainees other than evaluation, and is instead watching them attempt Shooting Star Presses. Heavy emphasis on the "attempt". Her hand his still wrapped and and in a sling.

FW: Look...You have to spot your landing. I showed you those tapes of Matt Sydal, right? Best Shooting Star Press in the business.... well, okay second best.

Chad Madison enters and folds his arms watching. Fire climbs to the top, which is a bit more difficult with only one hand, but she balances herself easily.

FW: So, before you jump, look where you want to land, and then throw your head back so you can get your eyes on the same spot as soon as you can. Don't snap it, though, as that will just hurt, but if you just throw it back that will add to your momentum, and flip you around easily, and... well, the body goes where the eyes tell it to, like .....

Fire leaps and demonstrates a textbook perfect move.

FW: See?

The trainees nod, and Fire climbs the turnbuckle again.

FW: Now, watch the difference. I'm not going to spot my landing, I'm just gonna go.

She does that, and not only does she not land on her feet, she lands pretty solidly on her sore arm and hand. The trainees rush over to make sure she's okay. Chad just shakes his head.

FW: I'm good, I'm fine. Just a little sore. Okay, you guys work on that, my boss needs to yell at me.

Fire climbs out of the ring, holding her hand a bit gingerly, and walks over to Chad.

FW: You got a good group. They're slowly getting it.

CM: Are you crazy?

FW:: That's rhetorical, right?

CM: What are you doing?

FW: Training? That's what you invited me here to do.

CM: Yes, but not delaying your recovery.

FW: I'm doing my rehab exercises and treatments and--

CM: And continuing to risk re-injury. You are taking avoidance to a new level.

FW: Don't be ridiculous.

CM: How long have we been friends? I mean, come on--

FW: Look, Eco is finally in the ring, and he's doing really well. The board should see soon that he should be in charge, so--

CM: So how does hiding out in Texas help that?

FW: ....

CM: Exactly. My only question is what ARE you avoiding?

Fire grabs a towel and then a water bottle and glares at him as she walks out of th gym.

FW: I'm not.

CM: Is it the Saints? Alex?

FW: Don't be ridiculous.

CM: Stank?

FW: Again, that's ridiculous. I asked him to elope last week!

CM: I can't even begin to understand you OR your relationships. I want you to be happy, and for some reason, you seem to want the exact opposite.

FW: Huh?

CM: Do I need to count the ways you have sabotaged yourself whenever things finally get settled down?

Firewoman glares at him again.

CM: That came out wrong....Fire...just....stop and think, and quit just...reacting. okay?

Fire stops glaring at him, and just looks at him....then slowly nods. Chad nods back, and Fire continues out of the gym.

[Jack Quinn]

<Kylie runs down the hall, nearly in panic and rounds the corner and sees Josie sitting on one of the equipment cases playing with her OOWF action figures (Moose is beating up Jack Bullet)>

K: JOSIE! Are you ok!?!

J: Yep!

K: How did you get up there?

J: The nice man put me up here when Moose and Jack were fighting!

K: What nice man?

J: I dunno

K: What do you mean? Who was he?

J: He was wearing a mask, like Halloween! But it was all black so I couldn't see his face!

K: Did he hurt you?

J: <giggling> No! He said I would be safe there and told me to wait for you here!

<Kylie looks around and sees no one, then gets Josie down and heads back to where Jack is slowly getting back to his feet and we fade>

[Fire-Babe]

OOC: forgot one thing.

As Fire walks away, Chad calls after her.

CM: So who's the best?

Fire stops, with surprise.

FW: Um...the best....what?

CM: You said Matt Sydal was the second best shooting star press? Who's the best?

Fire smiles.

FW: The one teaching your trainees.

Fire keeps walking, Chad smiles and goes back to the gym.

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is sitting in the Destroyitarium when a shadow falls over him, he calmly turns around to see Ghost standing there>

GH: The child

MHJ: <pointing to OOWFtv> Kylie's already got her.

GH: You know the wrath you would face if you do that child harm?

MHJ: Ghost, you almost sound as if you care!

GH: Do not mistake my warning for concern for your well-being. I am well aware that you have no concern for the safety of others

<Moose just shoots him a look>

GH: You can blame this on Eco all you like........Shizuru listens to you now, and you have not kept him from my business. His blood will be on your hands.

MHJ: <smirking> Yeah? Well.......do what you will, but from where I am sitting, you have not got the best of this little feud

<Ghost glares at Moose for a moment, nods, then turns and walks out of the Destroyitarium>

[DrMcAwesome]

*as MAC FLASHER starts to stir in OOWF Medical following the attack from MOOSEHEAD JACK, MAI MUYO and SHIZURU, he opens his eyes to see DR. DRE GAINES and BRIDGET O’MALLEY at his bedside. MAC rubs his eyes, but DRE doesn’t disappear*

MAC: “We had an appointment today, didn’t we?”

DRE: “Yo, man. I saw what Moose did to you, it ain’t no thing to be late. But I need that copay, so I decided to make a house call.”

MF: “How considerate.”

DG: Before, we start, I think your lady has something to say.”

BRIDGET: “Mac … What are you hoping to accomplish with Moose? Like what is your endgame? Are you trying to shorten your career by provoking him? I just don’t understand.”

MF: “You’re right. You don’t understand. Moose does, though. Moose has been where I am. Moose’s signature is all over the walls. I …”

BO’M: “You what? You’re depressed. I get that. You have some severe anxieties. I get that, too. I’ve been your best friend for years. We’ve taken a lot of steps together. But recently, you’ve been stepping away from me. Why?”

MF: “I’m not stepping away. But I need to do this. I need this.”

BO’M: “You need what? You need him to break you in half? You need to be scarred forever?”

MF: “I need the pain that only Moose can inflict, because he’s drawing from some dark stuff in his life. That’s what I’ve been missing, Bridget. Sure, I lay here as OOWF World Champion, but I’m nothing without that something extra. To know what that is, I need to experience it.”

DG: “Can’t you watch a video?”

MF: “That’s a negative. You see, watching what he does only teaches so much. I have to feel it. I have to look at a mark on my body every day and remember what that felt like.”

BO’M: “But your leg?”

MF: “That was nothing compared to what he’s capable of. This is a depraved individual.”

BO’M: “But why do you want to be hurt?”

MF: “Because I’ve been hurt my entire life. Classmates … Ex-girlfriends … Adult figures in my life. I trusted all of them and it … Never worked out. The fact that I’m here, and kind of thriving, is astounding.”

BO’M: “Mac, I know that you have had issues with trusting others. You barely trusted Kylie. I don’t feel trusted very much. That’s been a huge strain that I’ve bit my tongue on. Like … I know you want the best for us. I see you working very hard for us, but I don’t feel like I’m trusted at all. But you’re ready to just go and trust Moose …”

MF: “When Moose says he’s going to hurt someone, he does. He’s shown that to me. And … I …Do … Trust … Y- …”

*MAC pauses and begins to tremble a bit while unable to choke out that final word*

DG: “Bridget. Maybe, it’s time for some one-on-one counseling.”

*BRIDGET wipes away a tear, and exits MAC’s room as DRE politely shuts the door behind her. As BRIDGET turns to walk away with a deep sigh, she encounters ALEXANDER and ALEXIS DARLING. BRIDGET immediately braces for a fight, but the DARLINGS scoff at the notion*

ALEXANDER: “This girl. Thinking life is lived in an octagon or something. No. That’s not what we want.”

LEXIE: “Plus, you’re a bit … Distraught. Need to confide in Aunt Lexie?”

BO’M: “You? The same person who – when I was an SFJ – told me that I was hired to look pretty and ask dumb questions and I got neither right?”

LD: “Oh … It’s because I saw the potential in you to be … Ummm … A mediocre wrestler and the love interest of a walking emo bitch.”

BO’M: “Mac’s been … Going through some stuff.”

AD: “We watch, Ginger.”

BO’M: “That was my mother’s name.”

AD: “Again. We watch.”

LD: “But you’re trying to talk Mac out of something that he needs, and we feel that’s wrong.”

*BRIDGET looks at LEXIE with a confused expression*

AD: “So … Mac needs to validate his life of suffering by taking on the one man who has claimed the most emotional damage in this company. He couldn’t be more clear. And … That’s an excellent idea.”

*BRIDGET now looks at ALEXANDER with a confused expression*

AD: “Look. Mac has accomplished a lot. I mean, he hasn’t beaten me, but … You can’t have everything, unless you happen to be a Darling. Anyhow, he’s got a chance to become the most feared combatant in OOWF. He could not only take everything that Moose has to dish out. But … He could somehow deliver more. He could tap into that. It could make him a legend.”

BO’M: “But he’s already …”

AD: “We watch, Bridget. We know what he won. But beating Moosehead Jack at his own game … That’s rarified air. You can’t put a price on that glory.”

LD: “And you’re trying to stop him. Some girlfriend you are.”

AD: “Anyhow. Let him tap into this. I talked to him when we were stuck in line in Catering … He said he’s doing this for you.”

BO’M: “Wait … What?”

AD: “Yes. He admires you so much. Like he wouldn’t shut up about this. He was going on and on about needing to impress you so that when he beat Moose, it’d be the perfect time for him to ask … Well, I probably shouldn’t ruin the surprise.”

*BRIDGET starts to beam in giddiness*

AD: “But you need to encourage him. Let him know that you support him in this mission. You need to turn him into the little psycho that we all know he can be. Now go unleash that tiger in him!”

*with a look of disdain, ALEXANDER pats BRIDGET on the shoulder at an arm’s length as she tries to hug him*

LD (with a grin): “Mac never said those things to you, and you know it.”

AD: “But if for one night, I can hope that he can get the job done against that cur and soften him up before we finally meet in December … Then I guess the white lie was worth it. Like I’d be seen eating that slop in Catering anyway.”

*ALEXANDER and LEXIE continue on their path as the scene fades*

[Sportsguy]

We fade to the Destroyitarium as Matt and Jaime Folz come walking in. The rest of the Saints turn to glare at them.

Matt: What's going on guys?

Stank: Where in the Got Damn hell have you been?!

Jaime: What do you mean?

Mai: Outside of Matt's match, no one has seen or heard from you in 2 weeks.

Stan: Not that I care about Packer fans but I do care about my tag team partner.

Moose: I at least thought you would have responded to Darling's promo.

Matt: I started to twice, but you and Stan covered my thoughts quite well. Alexis is amazingly full of shit and as far as Alex? Fuck him. I don't have to defend myself to that asshole or anyone else in this company for that matter.

Stan: Okay, what about this week then? Why the vow of silence?

Matt (Shrugging): A man's not allowed to take his wife on vacation?

Stank: Vacation??!! You realize we've got a got damn war starting here right? And you decide to just jaunt off??

Matt: Settle down big man. I'm committed to this war just as much as anyone else in this room. While we're waiting for Eco to make his next move, I decided to take one of my ultimate bucket list trips for my birthday. That's all. I'm back, rested, relaxed and ready to kick ass.

The Saints see the logic in this and calm down.

Mai: Where'd you guys go?

Jaime: The Pro Football Hall of Fame and The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.... you can guess which one I was more enthused about.

Everyone laughs.

Mai: How was it?

Matt: Well the hotel we booked suck-

Jaime (Interrupting): Hold on, hold on, the hotel WE booked? Or the hotel one of us booked and the other had questions about?

Matt: It was 32 dollars a night!!

Jaime: And we got about 3 hours sleep a night because our room was between a dumpster and a major freeway!

Matt: Fine, fine... The hotel I booked sucked. But the rest of the trip was great.

Jaime: It was.

Moose: Get any pictures?

Matt: Tons. You guys want to see them?

Everyone enthusiastically says yes.

Stan: Get any good shots of Vikings displays?

Matt: I did not. I didn't want my camera to revolt and blow up in my hand.

Stan: Dick.

The Tag Team Champions smile at one another as Matt fires up his camera and we..... FADE

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#871)
Live! From Winnipeg, Manitoba
July 25, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

Beer Money and Shannon are out first and the crowd is not pleased with them, though Shannon does get some sympathy cheers. Though the fact that her outfit tonight is red and black is not lost on the announcers. Insane in the Brain plays and instead of riding out on donkeys Eco leads Bill and Justin to the ring on segways. Everything goes well until Justin tries to turn and ends up in a death spiral, spinning faster and faster. Skurge and SYB slide out of the ring and SYB attacks Bill while Skurge times Jusitn’s spins just right and POPS him with a SUPERKICK!

Inside the ring Eco and Shannon square off and do some impressive back and forth wrestling. Shannon gets the upperhand when Eco charges into the corner and Shannon moves. Eco slams into the turnbuckle and Shannon drops him on the back of his head with a high angle release German suplex. By now Justin and Bill have recovered and they come in to help Eco, which brings SYB and Skurge into the fray as well and all hell breaks loose!

Bill catches a charging SYB and backdrops him over the top rope to the floor, then dives between the ropes and hammers him with punches. Skurge and Eco battle in one corner, trading turns slamming one another’s heads into the turnbuckle. They both try to climb, and Eco grabs Skurge and tries a suplex, but Skurge reverses it and sends them both off the top to through the Ecuadorian announce table to the floor! Inside the ring, Justin grabs Shannon and yells DOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHAAAAAAAWK! The lights go out and we hear a wolf howl, a xylophone and what appears to be a badger in a phone booth with a pair of cymbals, but suddenly we hear a record scratch and the lights come back on, and Justin is in the middle of the ring alone with Shizuru standing in front of him wearing Bullet’s onslaught championship. Shizuru grabs Justin for a PSYCHO DRIVER, but Justin slips off his shoulders and dropkicks Shizuru in the back, he lurches forward and slams into Shannon, who was just getting on her feet. Shizuru falls between the ropes to the floor, Justin grabs a dazed Shannon and rolls her up, one, two, THREE!
WINNERS in 14:44 – Banned From Everywhere & Ecosystem

Shizuru immediately slides into the ring, clearly enraged, and grabs Justin and DESTROYS him with a PSYCHO DRIVER! He then kneels by Shannon to check on her, cradling her in his arms. He starts to pick her up when Ghost hits the ring. Ghost grabs Shizuru and throws him into the corner and starts hammering him with punches until Kazuo and Masaru attack him from behind. Kazuro holds Ghost while Masaru hits a leaping knee right to the temple that drops Ghost to one knee.

Shizuru goes back to check on Shannon, who is now standing in the corner, Shizuru grabs her by the back of the head and plants a kiss on her lips before POPPING Ghost with a SUPERKICK! The crowd roars as Jack Bullet races to the ring with a baseball bat and takes out Kazuro and Masaru. He ducks a charge by Shizuru and sends him to the ropes, on the rebound he destroys him with a belly to belly suplex! Shizuru bails out of the ring and stumbles backward, knocking Shannon to the floor. Before Bullet can do anything else, Mai slides under the bottom rope and takes him out with a kick right to the back of the head! Ghost is back on his feet and he clotheslines Mai, sending her to the floor. Ghost looks around for Shizuru and sees him on the floor with his wife on a knee right next to him, almost as if she was checking on him. Ghost’s eyes go wide, and he moves toward the ropes, but Mai grabs him from behind and throws him to the mat, as he gets to one knee, Mai hits a SHINING WIZARD Mai covers, because since everyone is here, this is official……..

MAI MUYO & SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD & JACK BULLET

………the referee hits the mat and counts, one…….two……but Bullet comes out of nowhere and saves his partner with a kick to the back of Mai’s head! On the outside of the ring, Eco is trying to talk to Shizuru, but Kaz and Masaru jump him from behind, which prompts Bill and Justin to make the save. They brawl while Shizuru escapes to the relative safety of the apron.

Shannon remains at ringside on the other side of the ring and cheers on her husband. Ghost fights to his feet and Mai grabs him for a Florida Key, but Ghost drops to his knees. Showing impressive strength Mai powers him up anyway and dumps him on the back of his head for a two count. Mai tags in Shizuru and he pulls Ghost to his feet and shoves him into the corner and lights him up with chops. Ghost quickly realizes who it is and reverses it and BLISTERS Shizuru with chops and punches. Shizuru goes to the eyes and tries to make a tag, but Ghost comes after him. Shizuru bails out of the ring with Ghost in hot pursuit, he rounds the corner and hides behind Shannon. Ghost snarls and grabs Shannon and throws her aside, allowing Shizuru to connect with a kick to the groin! Ghost doubles over in pain, Shizuru throws him into the ring and slides in and covers, but again, Bullet makes the save.

Mai tags back in and sends Ghost to the ropes, but lowers her head a moment too soon and Ghost stands her up with a kick to the jaw, then runs her over with a hard clothesline. As Ghost staggers against the ropes, Bullet rather forcefully tags himself in, which doesn’t please Ghost all that much. The two briefly argue and almost come to blows. Mai tags Shizuru back in and he moves to attack the two from behind, but they both hit a SUPERKICK on Shizuru, nearly sending his head into the thirtieth row! Bullet falls on Shizuru and covers, but Mai comes back in and breaks it up at two.

Shizuru makes the tag to Mai and she and Bullet go at it for a moment. Bullet connects with a beautiful dropkick to Mai’s jaw that sends her to the mat. Bullet grabs Mai’s leg and traps her in a figure four right in the middle of the ring. Mai calls for her partner to make the save, but he has hopped off the apron to help Shannon who was fighting Eco. Mai manages to make it to the ropes to force the break before Jack gets her to submit. Ghost hops off the apron and races around the ring to help his wife. Ghost grabs a chair and slams it across Shizuru’s back. As he raises it to slam it down on Shizuru’s head, Jack whips Mai to the ropes, but Mai reverses it, as Jack hits the ropes, the chair slams into the back of his head! Jack staggers forward right into the CROSSROADS! Ghost hesitates for a moment and Shizuru moves, and Ghost brings the chair down on Shannon! Shannon collapses to the floor, Ghost looks stunned! Inside the ring, Mai covers Jack, Ghost glances into the ring, but instead drops to the floor to check on Shannon, and the referee counts three!
WINNERS in 20:01 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo

Shizuru grabs the baseball bat that Jack brought down and brings it down repeatedly on the back of Ghost’s head until BFE and Eco make the save. In all the confusion, Shizuru grabs an unconscious Shannon and carries her up the ramp to the back, followed by Mai. Inside the ring, BFE and Eco take turns destroying Kaz and Masaru until Jack and Ghost go nose to nose. Before they can come to blows, BFE and Eco intervene, allowing Kaz and Masaru to escape, grabbing Jack’s onslaught championship and taking it up the ramp backstage with them. Suddenly Ghost realizes Shannon is once again missing and he takes off to the back leaving the crowd confused, and exhausted.

STANK, MATT FOLZ, STAN FULTON & ZED vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY, ALEXANDER DARLING, ALEXIS DARLING & KYLIE MIGNOLIO – Elimination Match

The Saints and Zed come out as one unit, and nearly get booed out of the building. They huddle in the corner ignoring the boos, plotting some last minute strategy as BRICK~! paces around ringside. Bridget and Kylie are announced next and they make their way to the ring, and finally the Darlings are announced and make their way to the ring. The Darlings have very little to do with Kylie or Bridget and they take their spot on the apron and let them decide who starts. Bridget stays in the ring, which draws Stank to start for the other side. The bell rings, and this one is underway!

Stank and Bridget lock up and Stank immediately clubs Bridget on the back of the head with a forearm, dropping her to one knee. Stank shoves Bridget into the Saints corner and chokes her with a boot to the throat until the referee separates them. As Stank and the ref argue, the rest of the Saints and Zed hammer Bridget with punches to and kicks. Kylie races into the ring and tries to stop them, while the Darlings just stayed on the apron. The ref gets Kylie out of the ring, and Stank goes back and pulls Bridget to her feet, lifts her onto her shoulders and tries a running powerslam into the corner, but Bridget slips off his back and shoves him into the corner sternum first, then rolls him up from behind with a quick two count. Stank gets to his feet quickly, and Bridget leaps in the air and takes Stank down with a hurracarana and covers him again, but Matt Folz runs into the ring and breaks it up.

Alex races into the ring and sucker punches Folz and the two of them start to brawl, which brings in everyone else and the ring explodes. Folz and Fulton face off with the Darlings while Bridget and Stank continue to fight and Kylie and Zed square off for a moment before Zed powders out. The Darlings get the better of Fulton and Folz and send them out of the ring. While all this is going on, Stank has Bridget in the corner and is hammering her with punches. While the referee is distracted, Darling slips behind Stank and shows his strength by lifting him and hitting a DARLING DRIVER! Bridget hesitates for a moment, then covers Stank. The referee turns around and sees the cover……one……two…….THREE! Stank kicks out a second too late!

Stank has been eliminated

Stank gets to his feet and LEVELS Alex from behind. Stank pulls Alex up and hits a STANK-U. Alex powders out of the ring while the referee gets Stank to leave. Zed comes into the ring, but Alexis tags Bridget and comes in. Alexis shoots for Zed’s leg, but Zed drops a clubbing axe handle down across the back of her head, grabs a front face lock and takes Alexis down with a swinging neck breaker. Zed gets to his feet and hits the ropes and drops a knee across Alexis’ chest and covers, but Lexie kicks out at two. Zed pulls Lexie to her feet, moves her to the corner and drops her across his knee and tags in Folz. Folz climbs the ropes and drops a knee across Lexie and covers her, but Alex charges into the ring, Matt sees him coming and spears Alex to the mat and hammers him with punches. They roll around the ring brawling, and Fulton comes in when Lexie tries to attack Folz from behind. The four of them tumble between the ropes, and soon enough all four of them are counted out!!

Matt Folz, Stan Fulton, Alexander Darling and Alexis Darling have been eliminated

Zed is clearly not happy with THIS outcome since he now faces Bridget AND Kylie on his own. He attacks Kylie and beats her to the mat before quickly pulling her to her feet and hitting a snap suplex, floating over and getting a two count. Zed tries for a piledriver, but Kylie reverses it into a back drop and tags in Bridget. Kylie lifts Zed for an atomic drop, as she drops him, Bridget charges in and turns him inside out with a clothesline. Bridget covers, but Zed kicks out at two.

Bridget and Kylie take turns working Zed over using quick tags to keep Zed on the mat. To his credit Zed fights them off and repeatedly kicks out. Finally he is able to bail out of the ring he grabs his IC title and he and BRICK~! start up the ramp. Kylie leaves the ring and grabs Zed from behind and shoots him back into the ring. Bridget grabs him and ties him in a tree of woe and hits a low drop kick. They seem to be toying with Zed at this point. Zed is on the apron trying to get to his feet, BRICK~! is right there offering his encouragement. From inside the ring Bridget grabs him and tries to pull him back into the ring. Without Bridget or the referee seeing it, BRICK~! slips Zed something. Bridget lifts him for a belly to back suplex back into the ring, and Zed POPS her right in the face! Bridget falls backward with Zed on top of her, the referee hits the mat, one…..two……THREE!

Bridget O’Malley has been eliminated

We catch Zed tucking the knucks into his tights as Kylie pulls him to his feet. Zed rakes her eyes and slams her to the mat and goes for a sharpshooter, but Kylie reverses it into an inside cradle for a two count. A frustrated Zed kicks out and slams his hands on the mat. As Kylie stands, Zed leaps and rocks her with a European uppercut. Kyle staggers, but doesn’t go down. Zed waits for her to come closer and tries another one, but Kylie catches his arm and takes him down to the mat with a backslide, one…..two……THREE!

Zed has been eliminated

WINNER in 47:55 – Kylie Mignolio

The crowd erupts and Kylie can hardly believe it. Zed absolutely CAN NOT believe it. He rolls out of the ring and he and BRICK~! stand there arguing in disbelief. Inside the ring Kylie celebrates and the crowd breaks into a JO-SIE! JO-SIE! JO-SIE! Chant. Kylie smiles and waves, then glares at Zed and makes the “I want the belt” motion. Zed takes his title and drapes it over his shoulder, flips Kylie off and he and BRICK~! head to the back

MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – Jack’s Rules Match

Jack’s Rules are simple, for Moose, there are no rules. He can do whatever he wants. For Mac, he must follow Onslaught championship rules, meaning only three rope breaks and only three referee warnings before immediate disqualification. Moose makes his way to the ring as Scarecrow plays and slumps in the corner. As Mac’s music plays Moose rolls out of the ring and throws all manner of plunder into the ring. The crowd roars as Mac makes his way to the ring. Before the bell rings, the referee brings the two men to the middle of the ring. Moose has a kendo stick in one hand and a smirk across his lips. The referee demands that the two shake hands, Mac looks at the referee like he’s lost his mind, but the referee demands it. Mac reaches out and shakes Moose’s hand, as soon as Moose grabs his hand, he NAILS him with a kendo shot to the face! Mac goes down and Moose wears him out with kendo shots across his back. Finally Mac fights to his feet, kicks Moose in the gut causing him to drop the kendo stick, Mac grabs it and nails Moose with three shots sending him out of the ring. The referee grabs the kendo stick from Mac and throws it to the mat then confers with the announcers

Mac Flasher has used all three referee warnings

On the outside of the ring, Moose looks at Mac and laughs at him.

Razz: I don’t know what the hell Moose finds so funny
Russ: Don’t you get it Razz? Mac has just used his warnings, in his next infraction he gets disqualified and loses the match
Razz: Yeah, Russ, I know how Onslaught rules matches work
Russ: But Mac has to WIN this match to get the match he wants against Moose at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream, he now has to walk a fine line to get that win!
Razz: That clever bastard!

Mac looks around the ring and sees all the plunder and realizes that if he even accidentally uses any of it, drops Moose on a chair, or accidentally puts him through a table, he loses the match, so Mac starts cleaning house, throwing all the plunder over the top rope to the floor. While he is doing that, Moose slips into the ring and grabs Mac from behind and lifts him for the GTSF! But Mac slips off his shoulders and sweeps Moose’s legs dropping him to the mat. Mac then tries to grab Moose in the Anaconda Vice, but Moose slithers free and slides under the ropes to the floor. As Mac reaches out to get him, Moose NAILS him with a garbage can lid to the face. Mac collapses into the ring, and we see he has been busted wide open. Mac grins through the blood and gets to his feet and dares Moose to get into the ring.

Moose slides into the ring and locks up with Mac. Mac grabs a headlock and Moose shoves him off to the ropes, but Mac drops him with a shoulder block. Mac drops to the mat and hammers Moose with legal forearms to the side of the head, then pulls Moose to his feet and launches him out of the ring to the floor. Moose lands near a pile of plunder and Mac dares him to use something on him. Moose picks up a chain and wraps it around his fist, Mac moves back to the middle of the ring as Moose slides into the ring and drops to his knees pointing to his forehead. Moose cocks his fist to nail Mac, but then unloads a kick to his chest instead. Mac falls to the mat, Moose drops an elbow, then grabs his arm and works an arm bar for a bit, much to the dismay of the crowd.

Mac works to his feet and backs Moose into the corner, the referee calls for a clean break, Mac breaks and waits for the cheap shot, but Moose doesn’t take it. Instead he grabs a headlock and takes Mac to the mat. The crowd is now booing this loudly. They want violence dammit! Moose keeps Mac on the mat, working his arm and neck, even managing a Randy Orton Special – a five minute chinlock that has the crowd ready to riot. Mac once again fights to his feet and breaks free with elbows to Moose’s gut, he hits the ropes and rocks Moose with a running knee lift, then lifts him for a suplex, and keeps him up there awhile to think about it before bringing him to the mat. Mac floats over and covers, but Moose kicks out at two.

From here the match turns into an old school AWA match. Hip tosses, abdominal stretches, body slams and every other boring move you can think of from Moose, but not a bit of violence. Mac risks disqualification by throwing weapons into the ring trying to get Mac to use them, but Moose kicks everything out of the ring as soon as Mac throws it in. Mac’s frustration is mounting, Moose seems to be rather enjoying toying with Mac.

Mac grabs Moose and starts working strong style, hammering Moose with kicks and forearms, Moose fights back with counters, even rolling Mac up for a two count – with the help of grabbing the tights, which is perfectly legal for him to do. The crowd is booing the ever loving shit out of Moose and cheering Mac after every move, but that just seems to frustrate Mac even more.

The end comes ss they fight on the apron, Mac grabs Moose and lifts him for the FLASH DRIVE, as he lifts him, Moose pulls the scalpel from his boot (why does the referee never check him?> Mac drops Moose and Moose swings wildly at Mac, narrowly missing eviscerating him, Mac shocks everyone when he reaches into HIS boot and pulls out a scalpel of his own! For a moment Moose and Mac have a standoff, then the crowd pops loudly as Bridget races to ringside. Mac sees her and tries to stop her, but she jumps onto the apron and grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX that sends Moose through the Cape Verde announce table! The referee immediately calls for the bell!
WINNER via disqualification in 33:17 – Moosehead Jack

Mac is furious, he hops off the apron and confronts Bridget and she argues that she thought Moose was going to KILL him with the blade. Mac grabs his head in frustration, while we see Moose climbing out of the wreckage laughing to himself. His laughter is cut short when a clearly angry Danny comes to the ring with Vic. Vic has a mic

Vic, I speak for Danny when I say this, but the OOWF is NOT about knife fights! Moose, that scalpel of yours is going to be a thing of the past, from this point forward we demand that Moose be checked THOROUGHLY before each match. Now, as for the pay per view match, Mac, I am sorry that you don’t get the match you wanted, but there will still be a match since Moose technically holds a win over the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. At Mid-Summer Nights Scream, it will be Moosehead Jack versus Mac Flasher for the OOWF World Heavyweight championship!

Vic drops the mic and Danny glares at Moose before the two leave the ring. The crowd isn’t exactly thrilled, though Moose laughs and heads limping up the ramp. Inside the ring, Mac drops to his knees holding his head, Bridget is by his side, but he just stares at her in disbelief as we fade to black.



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