[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Mid-Summer Night's Scream 10
Live! From Toronto, Ontario Canada
July 29, 2018

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match
Moosehead Jack vs. Mac Flasher

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
Kylie Mignolio vs. Zed

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
The Darlings vs. Saints of Sinners

OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four Way
Mai Muyo vs. Ghosthead vs. Shizuru vs. Jack Bullet

Bridget O'Malley vs. Stank
Banned From Everywhere & Ecosystem vs. Beer Money & Shannon Mann


Card subject to tariffs on wrestling

[Fire-Babe]

Shannon Mann is wakened by her cell phone telling her she has a text message. She looks at it...shakes her head, and then looks again. She lays back down, but cannot fall back asleep as she is getting another text message. Finally she sighs and goes out to the sitting area of her suite so she can talk on Skype.

SM: *sleepily* Do you know what time it is?

FW: No....uh....*looks at a clock*....1:04 a.m....why? Were you sleeping?

SM: Most people are. Why are you not?

FW: Who can sleep? There are plans to make. Do you know November 7 a little over 3 months away?!?! We got to figure things out.

SM: Now?

FW: If we put it off, this will never happen. I was thinking of asking Chad to give me away--

SM: WHAT?

Shannon is suddenly wide awake.

SM: Fire, you can't have your ex boyfriend give you to your new husband.

FW: Chad's not just an ex-boyfriend, he is a true friend, who always has my back.

SM: What about Moo--

FW: No fucking way. He's not even invited.

SM: Fire, Lucas will want him there.

FW: You were right, too, by the way. He doesn't want to elope.

SM: He....he doesn't? Really?

FW: You sound surprised.

SM: Oh, no, I'm just....really, Fire, can we talk about this la--

FW: Now I know you have swatches for color scheme, but....OH MY GOD!!

SM: WHAT?

FW: *panicked* I was just looking at the itinerary and IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING PAST HELL ON EARTH!!!

SM: ......so?

FW: Sohowwillwebeabletochooseavenuewhenwedon'tevenknowwheretheshowwillbeand--

SM: FIRE! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

FW: ......huh?

SM: I've already got the Ebenezer Baptist Church booked.

FW: In...Atlanta?

SM: That's where Jared and Lucas's mother and grandmother go....

FW: But....St. Lou's in New Orleans--

SM: Is in New Orleans. Grandma cannot make the trip.

FW: Oh...but...well, I'm not Baptist.

SM: I've already spoken to Reverend Warnock and put him in touch with Father Lou. It's not the first time he's worked with other faiths, it will be just fine.....

FW: But--

SM: Look, Fire, I'm glad you finally seem to be giving a damn about this, but can we talk tomorrow? *yawns* I'm exhausted.

A male voice calls out.

MV: Who are you talking to?

SM: It's Fire....

FW: Was that Shizuru?

SM: That is not funny.

FW: Hey, I don't know what's been going on since I've been away.

SM: Go to bed.

FW: I can't, there's too much to do....I have to write ANOTHER report to the board about reinstating Juni and then I was going to maybe head to the training center to check on the schedule because Zane sometimes has things double booked and he's justnotgoodwithfiguringoutwhoshouldbetrainingwithwhomandsoIhavetosortitalloutand--

SM: FIRE!

FW: Hm?

SM: You're sounding kind of manic...maybe see if Dr. Freedman can adjust your meds--

FW: Pffft...I haven't taken those for WEEKS....

SM: Um....does Lucas know that?

FW: *shrugs* Probably.

SM: *shaking head* Okay, well I will leave you two to work that out. I'm going to bed.

Shannon doesn't wait for Fire to respond and slams her laptop shut. She rubs her forehead as Ghosthead appears.

GH: Wife...that was Fire?

SM: I hope your brother knows what he's gotten himself into....

FAAAAAAAAAADE

[snelson66]

FADE in on the OOWF Interview Area. Standing there with their OOWF World Tag Team Championship belts over their shoulders are the current champions, Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.

MF: “Sunday, Alex. That’s when I get my hands on your neck again. There’s no way in hell that we let you and your crazy sister get your hands on these.”

Folz pats the belt over his shoulder.

MF: “I know I’m the best wrestler this company has, but I’ll give you your due. You’re nearly my equal. Arrogance aside, you’re incredibly talented. But here’s the thing. Your partner isn’t on the level of us. My partner is.”

SF: “There’s no better pair of wrestlers in this company today. I would flaunt hyperbole and say ever, but I’m not that arrogant. But you two just aren’t on par with us. The only way you win these championships is through deceit and cowardice.”

MF: “We took these titles from The Circle and the eleven time tag champs, Texpress. We defended them against the so-called measuring sticks of the division and beat them again. I’d say if you can dominate the measuring sticks, you’ve just created a new measuring stick.”

SF: “And on Sunday, Alex and Alexis, we’re going to beat you with that stick.”

MF: “Really? That’s how you’re going to end our promo?”

SF: “Sorry. You took me down a road I wasn’t ready to deal with. You go ahead and finish this.”

MF: “Alex. I’m going to enjoy pinning you in the middle of that ring and show you who’s the best this company has to offer. Matt Folz. Stan Fulton. The Saints of Sinners. Just the best.”

The lights start to dim and Folz and Fulton head off the stage.

MF: “We’re going to beat you with that stick?”

SF: “I know. I’m getting worse at this.”

MF: “You are. Step up your promo game, Stan. You’re not sitting on the sidelines anymore.”

FADE

[Jack Quinn]

<Moose is in the Destroyitarium with 13>

13: So, you've got a world title shot against Flasher this week.

MHJ: <lighting a cigar> Mr. Flasher is fighting something right now, something he doesn't understand, but something that will, one way or another, have a tremendous impact on his life. See, right now Mac needs validation. Mac needs something to help make sense of what he is feeling. Mac, you wanted to gut me with that scalpel, I know you did, I saw it in your eyes, you wanted to end me right there, I saw it, I saw that desire in your eyes.

Your problem, Mac, is simple. All your life you have been struggling to make sense of it all. You have been struggling to understand why you were bullied. You were a nice guy, what had you done to deserve this? You drove yourself to the brink of insanity trying to figure out the WHY in life, when there is no why in life. Mac, the problem with people is they try to make sense of the senseless. We crave order, we crave structure, so we try to create that order. We live in a structured world and we think that because that is how WE choose to live, that means that is how all things should be perceived.

But that's not how the world works Mac. There is no order in life. There is no making sense of life. Things don't happen for a reason, things just happen, and it's how we react to those completely random things that defines who we are. There is no order, it's all chaos. What is order for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Now, what does this have to do with our match? There is no order Mac, only chaos. In whatever form it presents itself, it is nothing but chaos. What will define you, and determine whether you survive with your title or not, is how you react to that chaos. Now, I know how the old Mac would have responded, but we both know that you've stopped listening to that Mac a long, long time ago, haven't you?

So Mac, can you do it? All those years, all those bullies, your reaction was to cower and try to make sense of it all. This week, it won't make sense, you pulled a scalpel from your boot and were about to disembowel me on the apron, does that make sense? What will happen this week? Let go Mac, let's go into that ring and let chaos reign. It's a familiar feeling for me, but for you? Can you survive it? Or will Bridget have to save you again?

<Moose exhales a large cloud of smoke>

And make no mistake Mac, Bridget wasn't saving me at Mayhem.

She was saving you. You have to decide which you prefer, the safety of Bridget, or the embrace of chaos. Choose wisely. Trust me.

<fade>

[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Mid-Summer Night's Scream 10
Live! From Toronto, Ontario Canada
July 29, 2018

BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE & ECOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY & SHANNON MANN

“Insane in the Brain” plays and Bill and Justin come out riding two moose while wearing RCMP jackets, which gets a big pop from the crowd. Eco comes out behind but not riding a moose (the no-contact stipulation wasn’t entirely specific) so instead he comes out wearing an Argonauts jersey, in full pander mode. The crowd eats it up. As they get to the ring and the moose are safely led to the back, Beer Money and Shannon Mann are announced and make their way to the ring.

The bell rings and the fight is on. Shannon goes right after Eco and pins him in the corner and beats him down to the mat. As she stomps him, we hear “YOU. COULD. HAVE. STOPPED. THIS!” Across the ring, Bill and SYB are trading chops, and by that, I mean Bill is chopping the ever loving shit out of SYB while SYB screams like a scalded dog. Skurge breaks away from Justin by running his eyes across the top rope, the then POPS Bill with a super kick that sends him staggering into the corner. SYB presses his attack by setting up a dazed Bill and hitting the Mets Season (a running kick to the balls), Bill howls in pain and falls to the mat. Before SYB can cover, Justin grabs him and drops him with a rock bottom, then heads to the ropes and lands a bombs away knee drop. Jusitn covers, but SYB gets his foot on the bottom rope.

The end comes when Bill has Shannon trapped in the Cuyler Clutch. Shizuru races to ringside and pulls SYB off the apron and hits him with a psycho driver on the floor! The referee sees it and immediately calls for the bell! Bill jumps to his feet thinking Shannon had tapped out, he raises his arms in victory and he and Justin celebrate, but the referee stops them. Shiziru attacked SYB, thus getting Banned From Everywhere and Ecosystem disqualified! Eco gives Shizuru a look as he backs up the ramp, Shannon gets to her feet and is CLEARLY annoyed. When Eco turns around, she nearly takes his head off with a spinning heel kick. She grabs Eco and hits a brainbuster! Bill and Justin make the save, but Shannon slides out of the ring and heads to the back.
WINNERS in 15:47 by disqualification – Beer Money & Shannon Mann

After the match, Eco is slowly getting to his feet with the help of BFE when the Saints of Sinners hit the ring! Fulton and Folz lay waste to BFE while Stank hammers Eco. Moose stands in the corner and watches it all, quite amused. Shizuru makes his way back to the ring and while Stank holds Eco Shizuru spits in his face, with Moose’s encouragement, Shizuru takes HDB and places it against Eco’s forehead. He lifts the bat over his head, but before he brings it down, “Firewoman” by the Cult plays and Fire races to the ring brandishing logging chain. Fire slams it across Shizuru’s back, sending him to the mat, then swings it wildly around the ring causing Moose and Stank to scatter. Fire stands over Eco and dares the Saints to come back into the ring. They start toward the ring, but Bill and Justin slide back into the ring. The Saints decide to fight another day. Fire helps Eco to his feet and the crowd roars at her return.

BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK

As soon as the bell rings Stank, who appears to be in an extra foul mood now, lands some clubbing blows that stagger Bridget early on. Bridget fights back and takes Stank to the mat with a drop toe hold and starts to work his knees. Bridget traps Stank in a spinning toe hold, but Stank manages to grab her by the head and hit a series of straight punches to the face to free himself. Stank gets to his feet and limps toward Bridget, he lifts her into a press slam and throws her over the top rope to the floor. Bridget crashes hard to the floor and doesn’t immediately move.

Stank leaves the ring and puts the boots to Bridget on the floor. He pulls her up and whips her into the guardrail shoulder first. Stank then lifts her and drops her shoulder first on the guardrail. Bridget howls in pain and grabs her shoulder. Stank rolls under the bottom rope to break the count, as he does Moosehead Jack casually walks toward the ring. Stank pulls Bridget to her feet and hits an apron power bomb. The referee yells at Stank, and Stank slides into the ring to take umbrage with him. While Stank and the referee are arguing the benefits of single payer health care, Moose grabs a chair and SLAMS it down on Bridget’s back! Bridget howls in pain, but Moose isn’t done, he pulls her to her feet and hits a package piledriver on the floor! Moose pulls her up and slides her into the ring. Stank grabs her, lifts her up and hits a STANK-BOMB, but he holds on and lifts her for a second.

As he lifts her, Mac Flasher races to ringside. He see’s Stank slam her down a second time, and start lifting her for a third, then he sees Moose and he immediately charges at Moose and attacks him! Stank hits the third Stank bomb and covers, one…..two…….three!
WINNER in 9:48 – Stank

Officials quickly empty from the back and separate Moose and Mac, can’t ruin the main event! Stank leaves the ring and gets in a few cheap shots on Mac before they are all finally separated, finally Mac rolls into the ring and checks on Bridget, but the whole time he snarls and watches the Saints head up the ramp raising their arms in victory

SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD vs. MAI MUYO vs. JACK BULLET – OOWF Onslaught Championship Fatal Four Way

Mike Elevenbee stands in the center of the ring with a general crowd hum behind him. All four competitors are already in the ring as a time saving measure for the pay-per-view and stand in one of the four ring corners.

ME: Our next bout is for the Onslaught Title and will be held under Onslaught rules while also being a fatal four-way.

Razz: If this is a fatal four-way under Onslaught rules, what happens if somebody gets counted out, disqualified or uses all of their referee warnings?
Russ: I’m guessing that will be up to the discretion of referee Angelo Barros. I do know that if there isn’t a winner by the 15-minute time limit that the belt would stay with the current champion.

ME: Introducing first, from…

Elevenbee is cut off as “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet sprints across the ring and catches Shizuru-mune Mangyūniku-Cox by surprises with an Eagle Splash while he stands in the corner. Bullet goes into him with lefts and rights. The bell sounds and Elevenbee hurriedly bails from the ring.

Russ: The Onslaught Champion isn’t wasting any time. Jack Bullet has taken on a much harder edge lately as he’s been all about getting something done, not talking about it, in and out of the ring.
Ghosthead comes over and takes Bullet from behind in a cobra clutch and drags him out of the corner and off Shizuru.
Razz: The only person in this match who hasn’t gone grim and gritty is Ghosthead, or grim and grittier, and that’s with Shizuru claiming Shannon Mann as his bride. Bride of Shizuru, like some bad horror movie.

Mai Muyo springs out of her corner with a summersault back elbow. Bullet slips out of Ghosthead’s grip and Muyo hits him. Ghosthead isn’t too fazed by it. He picks up Muyo by the scruff of her neck and tosses her into the near corner. Ghosthead goes to work on Mai while Bullet goes back to the still stunned Shizuru.

Russ: This is an odd matchup as everyone, but Bullet has various connections or affiliations with the Saints of Sinners.
Razz: I say everyone should team up to neutralize Jack Bullet and then fight it out amongst themselves. It always seems so much sweeter to me when a belt changes hands without the champion involved.

Shizuru reverses position with Bullet in the corner and rocks him with a couple forearms. He then pulls Jack into the center of the ring and gives him a seat with a snap mare. As Bullet sits on the mat, Shizuru jumps back a step and comes around with a kick to the temple that reverberates to the rafters. Bullet goes down.

Muyo tries to bring Ghosthead out of the corner with a bulldog, but he controls the move and throws Muyo out of it into Shizuru. She lands on Shizuru with her legs around his shoulders and ranas him over. As Mai sits on top of Shizuru on the mat, Ghosthead comes forward with a big boot that sends Mai bending over backwards. He sets himself over Bullet, nails a standing moonsault and covers for two.
Ghosthead pulls Bullet up and throws him into the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline and comes off the opposite ropes for a flying crossbody. Ghosthead presses out at two.

Muyo tries to enter the action, but Shizuru has her by the ankle and goes to the floor while dragging Mai to the apron. She turns to sit on the apron and kicks Shizuru off. She then leaps seated from the apron to have her legs around Shizuru’s shoulders again, but he controls the move this time and powerbombs Muyo on the floor to a big ‘ooo’ from the audience.

Russ: Things are breaking down already with furious action.
Razz: This is what the champion wanted. He wants action over yapping, he’s got it here. We should have two referees out here.

Barros chooses to ignore the action on the floor for the action in the ring. Ghosthead has Bullet around the waist and pushes him into the ropes. Jack holds on and Ghosthead goes rolling off backwards. Ghosthead charges and Bullet pulls the top rope down. Ghosthead goes flying out of the ring onto Shizuru and Mai. Jack then uses the top rope to slingshot himself out onto all three. With everyone out of the ring, Barros starts a count.

Russ: I believe with everyone out of the ring that a 20 count will still be enforced, but I’m guessing two wrestlers entering the ring will probably break it for all four.

Bullet pulls Shizuru up out of the pile and onto his shoulder. He drops Shizuru off his shoulder gut first over the ring wall. He then kicks Shizuru twice in the butt and he yells.

Razz: Disrespect from the champion there on Shizuru. He’s not the goofball we all once knew, but Bullet won’t let him escape that.
Russ: Bullet has been very hard on Shizuru lately, not buying his new attitude. He still views Shizuru has a kid playing pretend. He’s not a ruthless heel, just playing at being one.

Ghosthead charges at Bullet, who ducks low and vaults him over the ring wall into the crowd. Jack turns back around into a thrust kick from Muyo. That spins him around and Ghosthead pops up to smash a forearm into Bullet’s face. Ghosthead grabs Jack by the shoulders and whips him over the barrier and into the crowd. Muyo pulls Shizuru off the ring wall and rolls him back into the ring. She climbs the near corner from the outside. Shizuru was playing opossum and scrambles to meet her up top. They both go flying from on high with a superplex. Shizuru floats over for a two count.

Russ: Ghosthead and Bullet are brawling in the crowd and things have not been cordial between them either lately. Jack has chastised Ghosthead for not protecting his wife, Shannon Mann, against Shizuru and said if Ghosthead won’t do it, Jack will.
Razz: Jack Bullet needs to mind his own business. Ghosthead will deal with Shizuru when the time is right.
Russ: That seems to be Jack’s biggest beef with everyone. Don’t wait for the right time, do it now.

Ghosthead and Jack Bullet fight through the front section of fans. People move out of their way. Bullet delivers a pancake slam on Ghosthead into a section of chairs. Bullet stands over him and then something catches his eye. He looks to see a fan holding a sign that reads “Cane Josie.”

Bullet walks over to the man and rips the sign out of his hands. He tears it up. The fans jaws at Bullet who says nothing back. Bullet punches the guy, then hooks him up for a suplex onto the chairs not already wiped out.

Razz: Get security out here! This is disgusting. Jack Bullet is attacking a fan!
Russ: The fan had a sign that said “Cane Josie” a reference to Kylie Mignolio’s niece and a sign from the old ECW that abdicated beating Mick Foley’s then young son.

Meanwhile in the ring, Shizuru hits a sholderbreaker on Muyo and then passes his arms in front of him to say that she’s out. Shizuru crosses Mai’s arms over her and makes an Undertaker style pin, but Mai manages to get her foot to the near ropes and uses her first rope break.

Security surrounds Jack Bullet with Victor DeNiro leading the way. The camera can hear Vic yelling. “Get out of here, Jack. You’re done tonight. You’re suspended.”

Bullet raises a fist to DeNiro. “Do it, and that suspension goes to fired real easily.”

Russ: C’mon, Razz even you can’t condone taking Jack Bullet straight out of this match. That’s highly unfair. A suspension is warranted sure, but we’ve never seen a suspension go into effect in the middle of a match before. Especially a championship bout.

As Bullet and DeNiro argue, Ghosthead recovers and heads back to the ring. He makes the apron. Muyo looks to whip Shizuru into Ghosthead, but he reverses. Mai hits Ghosthead, falls back and Shizuru rolls her up with a hand full of tights Barros doesn’t see. It gets the one, two, three.

ME: You’re winner and NEW Onsalught World Champion at 8:23, Shizuru

Shizuru rolls to the floor, grabs the title and holds it high over his head. Ghosthead emerges out of nowhere, running at breakneck speed. He plows into Shizuru. Shizuru fends Ghosthead off and runs to the back with Ghosthead running after him. Muyo sits in the ring processing what happened. The camera finds DeNiro and security still dealing with Jack Bullet. DeNiro points toward the back and keeps screaming “go.” Bullet moves slowly toward that direction as we fade back to the backstage area where new OOWF Onslaught champion Shizuru is standing over Ghosthead, who appears to be unconscious on the floor. Shizuru’s henchmen step out as well, each brandishing a lead pipe.

THE DARLINGS vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

The teams come out from the back already fighting. Alex and Folz square off and hammer one another with anything not nailed down while Fulton and Lexie are a little less intense about it, they none the less beat the hell out of one another. The fight finally gets to the ring and Alex and Matt are declared the legal men because they got there first and no one seems to want to step in and separate them. Fulton and Lexie are finally separated and head to their corners.

Inside the ring, Alex and Folz go at one another with a fury we haven’t seen from either one in a while. Both get several two counts and after a series of moves and counters leaves both men on the mat in their respective corners, the crowd explodes. They both tag and Fulton and Lexie come in and we get more of a standard match with Lexie getting the advantage when she hits Fulton with a clothesline that staggers him, then a running knee to the face that sends the big man to the mat. Lexie covers, but Fulton powers out. Fulton gains the advantage when Lexie tries a springboard drop kick, but Fulton catches her and drives her to the mat with a powerslam! Fulton drops several rapid elbows on Lexie and covers her again, but once again Lexie kicks out.

The end comes with some controversy. Fulton pins Alex after a top rope drop line, while Alexis rolls Folz up. The problem is, Fulton and Alexis were legal, not Alex or Folz. Both teams claim victory. The referee looks confused (he didn’t even realize the Alexis/Folz pin was happening. Fulton grabs half of the tag titles while Alexis rolls out of the ring and grabs the other half. Officials race to the ring, but before anything can be done, Alex grabs the title from Alexis and NAILS Folz from behind! Folz drops to the mat holding the back of his head, which is now bloody, Alexis low blows Fulton, dropping him to the mat. Alex traps Folz in the ankle lock threatening to break his leg! Before any permanent damage can be done, Stank and Moose hit the ring. Moose grabs Alexis, which causes Alex to immediately break the hold. Stank goes after Alex, but he slips out of the ring and grabs Alexis and pulls her out of the ring before Moose can do any damage. The Saints turn and look at their stablemates, Fulton is bloody after Alexis hammered him with shots to the face, while Folz is gingerly walking on his ankle. The official decision:
WINNERS in 23:28 – No contest

KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match

Kylie is out first, and we get the obligatory “JO-SIE! JO-SIE! JO-SIE!” chants. Kylie smiles and plays to the crowd, but you can tell her mind is not 100% on the match, what happened earlier tonight with Jack Bullet has got to be running through her mind. Zed and BRICK~! are announced next and they make their way to the ring. Zed is just oozing confidence, despite being pinned by Kylie at Mayhem. The crowd boos both of them loudly, and boo even more when BRICK~! grabs the mic

Boo all you want, history will only reflect poorly on you for booing the presence of greatness. <Zed slowly takes off his IC title and holds it high in the air, drawing even more boos>. Now, Kylie dear, I know your heart is not in this match, after all, you just saw your meal ticket attack a fan. Some example that sets for little Josie, isn’t it? <Kylie’s eyes blaze with anger> See Kylie, since you’ve come back to the OOWF, you’ve been on a nice little run, you hold wins over Zed, there is no denying that, and you’ve also pinned Jack Bullet……..the question is, how many times have you let him pin you?

Kylie snarls and drop kicks BRICK~! who staggers backward and slams into Zed before another drop kick sends him out of the ring to the floor. Kylie gets to her feet and grabs Zed and whips him to the ropes and connects with a perfect drop kick to the jaw, Zed tries to bail out, but Kylie grabs him and pulls him to the middle of the ring and turns him over in a Boston crab! Zed howls in pain and looks like he might tap out, but from outside the ring BRICK~! waits until the referee isn’t looking and grabs Zed’s arms and pulls him toward the ropes so he can force a break. Zed escapes to the outside, but Kylie leaps over the top rope and takes them both out. Kylie rolls Zed back into the ring and covers again, but Zed kicks out at two. He tries again to escape, but Kylie keeps him in the ring with a top wrist lock.

The match goes back and forth for a long time, with Kylie taking all Zed throws at her. She catches Zed on the top rope and nearly gets the win after an impressive top rope back drop driver, but Zed kicks out at two. At one point, Zed has Kylie trapped in the Zzzzzzz, and the referee checks, he drops Kylie’s arm once, twice, lifts it for the third time and it drop…….NO! Kylie keeps it from falling! The crowd roars and Kylie begins to fight out of it, finally breaking free with several elbows to the stomach.

The end finally comes when both are fighting on the top rope. Kylie hooks Zed for a superplex, but Brick grabs Zed’s leg and Zed shoves Kylie. She falls to the mat, landing HARD on the back of her head. Zed climbs up and hits the Answer! He cradles Kylie hard and gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 46:12 – Zed

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. MAC FLASHER – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

“Scarecrow” plays to draw out Moosehead Jack, who fills his entrance walk with cold stares and a sinister chuckle when viewing any fan with a sign or a shirt supporting Mac Flasher. Moose slides underneath the bottom rope and props himself up in a corner while getting a stare down from OOWF official Davis Hightower.

“I Get Wet” follows, bringing out Mac Flasher, who has traded his normal entrance theatrics for a cold stare toward Moose. Mac climbs into the ring after a brisk walk and hands over the OOWF World Championship to Hightower while never taking his eyes from Moose. Hightower draws the two toward each other for instructions with neither man breaking eye contact with their opponent until Moose slaps the taste from Mac’s mouth with Mac returning the favor to snap Moose’s head back. Hightower halts the slap fest to restore order and hold the title high before almost calling for the bell from ringside …

… Hightower eyes Moose and immediately motions toward his boot. Moose feigns innocence before Hightower makes a couple quick pats and finds a scalpel. Moose resists before ultimately allowing Hightower to confiscate the weapon. As Moose is retying his boot, Hightower finds a set of brass knuckles in Moose’s other boot, creating a full-blown tantrum from the challenger. Mac nods in approval before Hightower turns toward the champion, who has a scalpel of his own taped to his calf, just above the top of his left Converse All-Star. Mac relinquishes the blade while Hightower shakes his head in disappointment before handing the plunder to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee and signaling for a bell.

Lock-ups and grappling are eschewed for verbal taunts from Moose and misguided attacks from Mac that miss the intended target. After Moose mouses Mac around the ring, he finally makes the first strike with a jab to the throat that sends Mac down to a knee. Moose then establishes his control with with a back elbow to Mac’s face, sending Mac to the ground in a heap. Moose furthers his attack with a series of stomps and a kick to the ribs that triggers Mac’s escape instincts as he rolls to the safety of the ropes. Moose follows and tries to pull Mac away from edge of the ring only to see Hightower as his roadblock. Mac takes advantage with a quick jab to the jaw, just close enough to the throat for Moose to try to buy a warning from Hightower, but to no avail. Mac overpowers Moose with a pair of scoop slams and a standing lariat before attempting a cover that doesn’t even get 1. Mac continues the attack with an Irish whip and forearm smash on the other side. Another quick cover gets 1 before Moose rolls to the outside. Mac follows, but not with any sort of aerial, more so with a set of fists with his challenger who is more than happy to trade blows on the outside as Hightower counts away. The count reaches 8 before Mac slides in and slides back out to continue the brawling, only to be met with a production cable wrapped around Moose’s hand and eventually Mac’s throat. Hightower leaps down to restore order and strongly admonish Moose, who shrugs and smirks as Mac regains his air.

Hightower urges both men back into the ring as Moose’s big boot attempt is caught and swapped to an exploder suplex into the turnbuckle. Mac follows with a Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Trolley (Ho Train) and another corner splash before peeling Moose from the corner and trying to lock on an STF, but to no avail as Moose is able to use his mat instinct to wriggle free before Mac could connect the crossface. The two stand and stare at each other as the Toronto crowd urges the two to battle some more. Mac is the first to oblige as he tears into Moose with a Lou Thesz Press and a series of fists and forearms to Moose’s head. Moose is able to roll over and get similar licks on Mac before the two roll around the ring and out of it. s the two scramble to a vertical base, Moose is able to sneak his hand on the surface of the announce table and grab the brass knuckles, unbeknownst to anyone but the 20,000-plus in Air Canada Centre, who voice their concerns to deaf ears. Moose tucks the knuckles away before getting a running knee to the face from Mac that sends him into the ringpost, dazing him into a drunken stagger. Mac tries to connect with a Flash Drive on the steel steps, but Moose is able to shift his weight downward and avoid further damage as he falls backward and slides away from Mac, who pursues and gets pulled into the announce table for his proaction. Mac pulls himself up from the table with a fairly nasty cut that Moose immediately keys in on, trying to widen it with his fingers before sending a dozen or so punches to the affected area. It isn’t long before Mac is at .3 Muta, having to wipe blood from his eyes almost every minute as Moose begins a relentless assault on Mac’s cut along with whatever else Mac leaves open as he tries to cover his face. Moose boots Mac in the gut to double him over before connecting with a DDT on the apron to stun the champ.

Moose rolls Mac into the ring and pats his knees before sending a Buisaku Knee to Mac’s face, getting 2.75 as Mac is able to drape his leg across the bottom rope. As this point, Mac’s shirt is soaked in red as Hightower halts further attacks from Moose to ensure that Mac can still continue. As Mac is trying to convince Hightower that he can still go, Bridget O’Malley makes her way to ringside to the chagrin of Mac. The visual of the well-meaning Bridget does perk Mac up as his energy goes into waving Bridget to the back. Moose leans in a corner and watches it all go down with a smirk on his face. Mac pulls away from the corner while Bridget attempts to talk some sense into Mac before turning his attention back to Moose, who is amused by the developing spectacle.

Russ: “I’m pretty sure that Mac is wishing that Bridget would have stayed in the back.”
Razz: “Meanwhile, I’m sure that Moose is loving this, though. It was Bridget O’Malley who cost Mac a match on Wednesday, costing Mac the match that he wanted tonight.”

Moose and Mac lock up, with Moose still able to gain control, though Mac’s spirit has been rejuvenated … Even if just because of the anger in seeing Bridget at ringside. Mac breaks out of a hammerlock only to elbow his way through Moose and then whip him into all four corners and then connect on a Big Mac (spinebuster) to get 2 and a ethereal scream from Mac as Toronto puts itself firmly behind Mac.

Mac grabs Moose and whips him toward the corner. As Mac charges in with a corner splash, Moose pulls Hightower in as a shield, giving Hightower the brunt of the impact as Mac’s jaw connects with the top of Hightower’s head. Moose, who had absorbed some of the impact, too, slinks down in the corner as Mac woozily checks on Hightower. Moose stands himself up and reaches into his tights to pull out the brass knuckles all while Hightower is counting stars and Mac is trying to check on his well-being.

Razz: “Every time that I think that Mac is really in this dark place, he goes and does something like check on the well-being of someone and … Well, that’s just mixed signals, pal.”

Moose puts the knuckles onto his hand, only for Bridget to grab the set as Moose rears back in anticipation of Mac’s arrival. Bridget, now on the apron, struggles with Moose until she is able to wrest the knucks off of Moose’s hand. Bridget, with brass knuckles in her possession, argues with Moose, who is urging her to deck him. With Moose practically begging Bridget to slug him, calling out her backbone in the process, Bridget places the object onto her right hand rears back and swings wildly …

… Connecting with Mac, who saw the commotion and was about to separate Moose from the the situation. Mac crumbles like a card house as Bridget looks on in horror. Moose with the biggest grin he can muster nods a mocking thank-you to Bridget before shoving her off the apron and into the Creole announce table. Moose spins around and grabs a lifeless Mac before securing him in a double undertook piledriver that gets 2 on Moose’s mock count as Hightower is still trying to right himself. Moose pulls Mac up and places him in position for a GTSF. Moose holds Mac’s limp body on his shoulders until he sees Hightower in enough motion to ensure that he could snap off a count. Moose connects with a sickening thud and makes a cover a cover as Hightower crawls over and counts 3.
WINNER (pinfall, 23:28) and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Moosehead Jack!

Moose rolls off of Mac and grins as Mac lay motionless on the mat. Hightower, still holding his ribs, takes the title from Elevenbee and presents it to Moose, who taunts Mac as he lay unconscious. Bridget manages to chase Moose off before checking on Mac, who opens his eyes to see the woman who coldcocked him with the same knuckles on her right hand. Mac, in a pure fit of rage, sits up and begins laying into Bridget all while she’s trying to explain the accident of it all. Mac, even with the evidence shown on the OOWFTron to support Bridget’s side of the story, is not buying the explanation. Mac stands up and gets in Bridget’s face, backing her in a corner before Hightower intervenes. With Hightower serving as the arbiter, Mac drops to the outside mats and gives chase to Moose, tackling him from behind just as Moose was about to step behind the curtain …

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