The Worst Festival of All Time!
Aug 25, 2018 20:15:23 GMT -5
Post by Matte on Aug 25, 2018 20:15:23 GMT -5
I put together a single-day show of undrafted talent...
THE WORST FESTIVAL OF ALL TIME!
Headliner: GG Allin (shit will be thrown at you...literal human feces)
Rockbitch (catch The Golden Condom and you get to have sex with the band!)
Insane Clown Posse (Faygo showers included)
Limp Bizkit (Fred Durst will scream at you and try to cause a riot)
Real1 (Enzo Amore and his consensual penis)
Fuckface Unstoppable (Bam Margera's band from 2013-2014; his biggest hit was called "Bend My Dick")
Yoko Ono (yelling unintelligibly into a microphone for ten minutes)
Nickelback ("we all just wanna be big rockstars...")
Creed (will be performing with their arms wide open)
Opener: Pitbull (is he a rapper? a DJ? Whatever he is, he's terrible)
THE WORST FESTIVAL OF ALL TIME!
Headliner: GG Allin (shit will be thrown at you...literal human feces)
Rockbitch (catch The Golden Condom and you get to have sex with the band!)
Insane Clown Posse (Faygo showers included)
Limp Bizkit (Fred Durst will scream at you and try to cause a riot)
Real1 (Enzo Amore and his consensual penis)
Fuckface Unstoppable (Bam Margera's band from 2013-2014; his biggest hit was called "Bend My Dick")
Yoko Ono (yelling unintelligibly into a microphone for ten minutes)
Nickelback ("we all just wanna be big rockstars...")
Creed (will be performing with their arms wide open)
Opener: Pitbull (is he a rapper? a DJ? Whatever he is, he's terrible)