Round 1 Preview (What you'll see on Monday!)
Apr 20, 2007 2:17:16 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Apr 20, 2007 2:17:16 GMT -5
Monday we'll start up with the first round of matchups and we'll see the 1st round of the Who Done Her? and Pirates and Porn Brackets. Here's a quick profile of what you can expect to see on Monday morning. I'll provide some small pictures here just to help remind people of who these ladies are but I'll provide better ones on Monday. Feel free to add your own here but I'm not going to bog down this post with big pictures or spend my time looking for them just yet. These might even be red xs.
Pirates and Porn Bracket
(1) Keira Knightley vs (16) Tera Patrick[/b]
THE motivation for our bracket's name will take place first as the #1 overall seed Keira Knightly will face porn star Tera Patrick. Keira tied in the finals of the 8 Lady Tournament that inspired this Showdown so its only fitting the star of Bend it Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, Domino, and Pride and Prejudice gets the top seed and first showdown. Tera Patrick on the other hand is the last lady to make the cute having made her name as one of the few porn stars in the world I actually recognize and wife of the scary looking lead singer of Biohazard Evan Seinfeld. Does the buxom beauty stand a chance against the waifish favorite? We'll see.
( Kate Bosworth vs (9) Erica Durance
Great Ceaser's Ghost! What a coincidence! Superman Returns' Lois Lane squares off vs Smallville's Lois Lane! Which young woman is the hottest current Lois Lane? We'll find out for sure right here! And if you suspect I set this up I assure you that if I had I would have made sure the winner had a shot to face Teri Hatcher next round who would have found herself facing a surprising entrant of Margot Kidder.
(5) Jennifer Connelly vs (12) Ali Larter
Well, in Beautiful Minds Jennifer Connelly had to deal with one schizophrenic and now it looks like she has another one on her hands. The woman who's been a sex symbol for 20 years faces off against the lady who first jumped on screen 10 years ago giving Dawson a hard on in whipped cream and now annoys geeks the world over every Monday night on Heroes. Can her hotness overcome how annoying her career's been? Does Jennifer's hotness in bad movies in the 1st half of her career beat out her not so hotness in the good movies of the 2nd half? Will Solly readopt that horse gif in support of her?
(4) Alyssa Milano vs (13) Alyson Hannigan
Is this just the complete opposite of types of hot, or what? Can Buffy's Willow Alyson Hannigan carry her insane cuteness and accessability to beat the just INSANE hotness of a woman that's been exciting men since she was 16 20 years ago? Can any perversion performed in band camp with a flute compare to the Poison Ivy and lesbian vampire movies of Alyssa's skank phase?
Who Done Her? Bracket
(2) Evangeline Lily vs (15) Emilie de Ravin[/b]
Twice in one tournament? First we get 2 women playing the same role facing off and now 2 women starring on the same show? Lost sends a heavy favorite out there with dangerous and sexual Kate and against her is the sweet and innocent mother Claire. Who holds the hearts of Lost fans? And why didn't Sun make this tournament?
(7) Rebecca Romijn vs (10) Missy Peregrym
The former Mrs. Stamos draws herself a relative unknown in this round. Easy matchup? We'll see. Missy turned heads and dropped tongues with a late appearance on Heroes and made me watch Stick It quite a few times to see here in spandex. Rebecca on the other hand has been hot for awhile even though I can't think of a damn thing she did other than covering herself in blue makeup. Can Missy hope to compete or should she wish that this tournament started NEXT week after her show came back on the air? Could I find a decent small picture of her from google image? Doesn't this one make it look like she's looking at Rebecca's boobs?
(3) Rachel McAdams vs (14) Hayden Panettierre
Its a pair of favorites that I don't much care for facing off here! Rachel's developed a huge following from her work in films I thought were overrated such as Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers and Red Eye but Heroes' Hayden has quite a support group herself from going through puberty in a cheerleader outfit in TV. Does that fact that its illegal for most of us to have sex with her hurt her chances or will creepy pervs win out?
(6) Natalie Portman vs (11) Beyonce Knowles
Adorable goes up against bootylicious! Does it make me creepy that I found Natalie a little hot back in The Professional? And in similar regard how did My Father The Hero's Katherine Heigel not get a single vote in this tourney? She's got an amazing body, has been on TV or film for more than a decade, and is on one of the most watched shows on TV. Can you tell that I have nothing worthwhile to say about this matchup? Its the last one I have to write and I figure these are two extremely recognizable ladies.
Polls go up Monday! Feel free to argue your sides in here until then! And by "argue" I mean with pictures of hot chicks!
Pirates and Porn Bracket
(1) Keira Knightley vs (16) Tera Patrick[/b]
THE motivation for our bracket's name will take place first as the #1 overall seed Keira Knightly will face porn star Tera Patrick. Keira tied in the finals of the 8 Lady Tournament that inspired this Showdown so its only fitting the star of Bend it Like Beckham, Pirates of the Caribbean, Domino, and Pride and Prejudice gets the top seed and first showdown. Tera Patrick on the other hand is the last lady to make the cute having made her name as one of the few porn stars in the world I actually recognize and wife of the scary looking lead singer of Biohazard Evan Seinfeld. Does the buxom beauty stand a chance against the waifish favorite? We'll see.
( Kate Bosworth vs (9) Erica Durance
Great Ceaser's Ghost! What a coincidence! Superman Returns' Lois Lane squares off vs Smallville's Lois Lane! Which young woman is the hottest current Lois Lane? We'll find out for sure right here! And if you suspect I set this up I assure you that if I had I would have made sure the winner had a shot to face Teri Hatcher next round who would have found herself facing a surprising entrant of Margot Kidder.
(5) Jennifer Connelly vs (12) Ali Larter
Well, in Beautiful Minds Jennifer Connelly had to deal with one schizophrenic and now it looks like she has another one on her hands. The woman who's been a sex symbol for 20 years faces off against the lady who first jumped on screen 10 years ago giving Dawson a hard on in whipped cream and now annoys geeks the world over every Monday night on Heroes. Can her hotness overcome how annoying her career's been? Does Jennifer's hotness in bad movies in the 1st half of her career beat out her not so hotness in the good movies of the 2nd half? Will Solly readopt that horse gif in support of her?
(4) Alyssa Milano vs (13) Alyson Hannigan
Is this just the complete opposite of types of hot, or what? Can Buffy's Willow Alyson Hannigan carry her insane cuteness and accessability to beat the just INSANE hotness of a woman that's been exciting men since she was 16 20 years ago? Can any perversion performed in band camp with a flute compare to the Poison Ivy and lesbian vampire movies of Alyssa's skank phase?
Who Done Her? Bracket
(2) Evangeline Lily vs (15) Emilie de Ravin[/b]
Twice in one tournament? First we get 2 women playing the same role facing off and now 2 women starring on the same show? Lost sends a heavy favorite out there with dangerous and sexual Kate and against her is the sweet and innocent mother Claire. Who holds the hearts of Lost fans? And why didn't Sun make this tournament?
(7) Rebecca Romijn vs (10) Missy Peregrym
The former Mrs. Stamos draws herself a relative unknown in this round. Easy matchup? We'll see. Missy turned heads and dropped tongues with a late appearance on Heroes and made me watch Stick It quite a few times to see here in spandex. Rebecca on the other hand has been hot for awhile even though I can't think of a damn thing she did other than covering herself in blue makeup. Can Missy hope to compete or should she wish that this tournament started NEXT week after her show came back on the air? Could I find a decent small picture of her from google image? Doesn't this one make it look like she's looking at Rebecca's boobs?
(3) Rachel McAdams vs (14) Hayden Panettierre
Its a pair of favorites that I don't much care for facing off here! Rachel's developed a huge following from her work in films I thought were overrated such as Mean Girls, Wedding Crashers and Red Eye but Heroes' Hayden has quite a support group herself from going through puberty in a cheerleader outfit in TV. Does that fact that its illegal for most of us to have sex with her hurt her chances or will creepy pervs win out?
(6) Natalie Portman vs (11) Beyonce Knowles
Adorable goes up against bootylicious! Does it make me creepy that I found Natalie a little hot back in The Professional? And in similar regard how did My Father The Hero's Katherine Heigel not get a single vote in this tourney? She's got an amazing body, has been on TV or film for more than a decade, and is on one of the most watched shows on TV. Can you tell that I have nothing worthwhile to say about this matchup? Its the last one I have to write and I figure these are two extremely recognizable ladies.
Polls go up Monday! Feel free to argue your sides in here until then! And by "argue" I mean with pictures of hot chicks!