[Lucky]

Can one of porn's most mainstream stars knock off our interim Co-Champ?

(1) Keira Knightley

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vs


Tera Patrick

[docx]

Going with the porn star on this one. She fucks on film. And she looks good doing it. As SMOKING hot as Kera Knightley is, I'm throwing some love to the 16 seed.

Heh. Porn star. Love. Seed. Heh heh.

[Pun]

I've never really thought Knightly was all that hot, so I've gotta go with the one who, you know, actually goes all the way on camera.

[Mikey]

Whoever wins this one will be gone the next round anyway. I SERIOUSLY don't see how Keira got a one seed. Totally meh to me. But I couldn't vote for Patrick cause she looks funny to me.

[Lucky]

If Knightley can't beat (what looks like) Durance I'll be shocked. Bosworth either. This is the woman who took down Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson in our mini tourney and drew with Alba. If she can't defend her 1 seed vs Lois Lane, that's kinda sad.

And by the way, she didn't get A 1 seed. She got THE 1 seed.

[DevSop]

I know I'm voting for Durance.

[salmonjunkie]

She's got an easy tourney so far, then. There are quite in this bracket a few I'd vote over Knightly.

However, Tera Patrick is not one of them.

Here's a better picture of her, by the way



Here's some interesting Tera info:

Her real name is Linda Ann Hopkins Shapiro. Carmen Electra's real name is Tara Patrick.

I've always wondered if Tera's stage name has anyting to do with Carmen's real name.

[Loki]

Doc, Pun, Thai - One of you didn't vote for Patrick.

Not that it matters, because it looks like there are 14 others here who think Knightely is hotter. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.


Man, big fake clown tits are SO underrated. Lucky can rail against them all he wants, but he'd be weting himself in joy if Patrick showed up at his door and said "Wanna tap this?"

[Lucky]

Actually I'd be a little scared of doing Patrick. Safety you know. But replace her with an identical looking woman who hasn't had sex with hundreds? Sure. Never said different. But if that woman and Keira Knightley walked up to my door at the same time and both offered? Tera's getting passed on.

I think Patrick is actually quite hot. But was a bigger fan before she appeared to get a new set of bigger faker titties. She's just comical looking now.

[Loki]

Point. I thought about throwing a "look-alike Patrick" line in there but decided to leave it out.

Still, gimme Tera any day. The big boobies are practical, too. Come winter time, instant ear muffs!

[docx]

luckylopez said:

Actually I'd be a little scared of doing Patrick. Safety you know.

Fuck that. I'd strap one on and hit that shit with the swiftness.

[Lucky]

To no surprise the overall #1 gets a commanding 14-3 victory to our 64th lady.

So my whole plan here is to end each poll with an embarrassing shot of the loser caught by the paparazzi. But that seems and odd thing to look for when you have a woman who's career is built around dudes sticking their dicks up her ass. So, you know. I'll skip this one.