(About an hour later, we see a Brady Bunch square type grid. Josie is seen sleeping in a chair near Kylie, than Jack, Fire, Lucky, Carl the Good in others)
Lucky: I need everyone to pay attention and not interrupt..(glances to the square where we see Fire)
Fire: Go on.
Lucky: Kylie reached out to Carl and I a few weeks ago.
Carl: Around the time she realized that one of the SFJs was working for Fernando.
Lucky: Right. He's been following them or having them followed..waiting for a chance to snatch Josie..
Carl: Kylie knew that if something happened to her ..in the ring..he'd swoop in.
Lucky: He only wants Josie for the fortune she's going to inherit.
Carl: So we helped Kylie come up with a plan.
Lucky: There are only two people Kylie trusted to take care of Josie by any means. The two of you.
Fire: What?
Jack: That makes sense.
Fire: It does...yeah..
Lucky: All the paper work is in order. With Kylie being injured, and needing surgery..Jack is now the primary guardian. He has custody. If by any chance he can't fulfill the duties, Fire takes custody. It's all legal.
Bridget O'Malley is seen pacing a corridor on the phone when Zed walks up, sees Bridget on the phone, and stops himself and leans against the wall. Bridget spots Zed, looking at him with sheer disbelief while still listening to the phone call, before ultimately...
BO'M: Let me call you back ...
Bridget hangs up the phone and puts it away.
BO'M: This is a joke, right?
Z: I didn't want to have to do this. BO'M: BRICK~! sent you to be my tag-team partner?
Z: Unfortunately. And it's Reverend BRICK~! now.
BO'M: That's going to take some getting used to.
Z: Tell me about it.
BO'M: And I'm supposed to believe this isn't some elaborate ruse to screw me over?
Z: He's turned over a new leaf. Or at least that what he says today. When it comes to our new man of the Lord, I am as skeptical as you. It's probably the first thing we've ever had in common. Congratulations.
Bridget stares at Zed for a few beats.
BO'M: Oh my God, you're actually serious.
Z: Look, let's just ... get through tonight, okay? We'll figure out the rest of this bullshit tomorrow. But tonight, we have a match, and even if I hate your fucking guts I'm here to win matches. I worked with Mac last week, I can work with you tonight.
BO'M: ... Fine. But do anything to cost me this match, and I will rip every limb from your body.
Z: You can certainly try, yes. That's a fair deal.
Zed extends his hand.
BO'M: Sorry, I'm not going full Sting today.
Z: *pulling back hand* You know what, that's also fair. Um, okay, bye then.
Zed walks off, leaving Bridget to analyze this new partnership. FADE.
Fire has broken away from the conference call and is trying to clear her head for the show tonight, when a voice comes from behind her.
LD: My goodness, today has been hectic.
Fire turns around, sees Alexis Darling, rolls her eyes and then goes back to what she was doing, which was trying to wrap her wrists herself. Lexie sighs and walks around, and starts to do it for her, and Fire...sort of lets her.
LD: I know I'm not Lucky, but Alex and I could usually get them ALMOST as good as he does.
FW: What do you want?
LD: Just checking in....I mean, my brother had a pretty intense conversation with you a few weeks back and you've yet to mention it, or even do anything--
FW: What's to mention? He said .... some nice things.
LD: Of course he did. He still cares....we both do.
Lexie switches to Fire's other wrist, as Fire shifts on her feet awkwardly.
FW: Look, Stank will be looking for me--
LD: I know....and I agree with what my brother said. He's good for you.
FW: He didn't say that--
LD: Not in so many words, but...
FW: *taking her hands away quickly* Okay, that's fine. I need to go.
LD: Why so jumpy?
FW: Because I don't need your approval and.... and ... I don't need you interfering in my life.
LD: We wouldn't dream of it.
FW: NO? My gods, you have done nothing BUT ever since I got here!!
LD: That's because we wanted to all be on the same page, just like we had always been.
FW: Just....well, that was then, this is now and too much has happened. You all need to just leave me alone.
LD: What's with....ah, the envelope....
FW: *barely controlled anger* I know what you're doing. I spent my entire marriage trying to juggle Moose and Alex's animosity... Just because Moose interfered with the marriage doesn't mean Alex gets to interfere with us as siblings.
LD: Fire, if you'd just open it, you'd see that that's not the case at all and--
FW: *still barely controlling herself*
LD: ....
FW: ....
LD: .......oh.....you have opened it.....but why--
FW: It's none of your business, Lexie.
LD: *somewhat sadly* Okay...fine....
Alexis turns to leave and then turns back.
LD: You know....Alex did a lot wrong...he admits that...but he never lied to you.
FW: Oh? The WWE thing?
LD: He told you as soon as you were ... out of the hospital. Seriously. Over all the years....he's never lied to you.
FW: ......
LD: So think about that...and....well, think about this. Moose interfered in your marriage because he was being paid to. Alex gave you that information because he thought you should know the truth. That's it.
Lexie walks away. Fire growls a bit and then walks the other way towards the arena proper.
Last Edit: Oct 24, 2018 17:03:53 GMT -5 by Fire-Babe
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
We fade in and see the Saints getting ready for the show. 13 slides up to Matt.
13: Can I get a word?
Matt: Yeah sure.
13: How do you justify doing what you did to Kylie last night and then turning around and defending Josephine this afternoon?
Matt: Josie's innocent. It's why we all agreed not to attack Kylie in front of her. And it's why both Moose and myself are unusually kind to her. Plus there's another reason.
13: Which is?
Matt: I have a younger brother, not sure if you knew that.
13: I think you've mentioned him a few times.
Matt: Right. Anyway, I can- and have believe me I have- say awful things to and about him. But if anyone outside our family says anything about him, even if it's something I just said? We're going to have a problem. And it's like that with this company too. See we don't give a damn about Kylie. But at the same time, we're not going to let some rich douche bag like this Fernando come in and start some shit with one of our own. Now I have a great deal of respect for the legal process, at one time I wanted to be a lawyer myself. But if he's trying to come in and take Josie away? He's walking out of here with that paperwork shoved up his ass.
13: Thanks for your time.
Matt: For you, always.
Matt walks away and then notices his wife frantically trying to get his attention.
BRICK~!: God is everywhere...and so are the ninja cameras.
JB: Wait...do they capture everything.
BRICK~!: For that stuff you have to pay an additional $12.12 a month and be over 18. Subscriptions for that service have gone down since Edra and Sizzlechest aren't on it anymore
Matt: You don't think....
Jaime: For my peace of mind, I know it's awkward but would you at least ask them?
Matt sighs and turns towards the rest of the Saints.
Matt: Uh, guys.... none of you subscribe to the uh....more 'adult' package of the OOWF Network do you?
Stank: What the fuck are you talking about?
Moose: I heard about it but really had no interest.
Stan: I really have no desire to watch you and your wife do...whatever it is you do in private.
Matt lets out a sigh of relief.
Matt: Okay, nothing to worry abou.....wait, where's Fire?
Just then Fire comes back in the Destroyitarium, still distracted by her run in with Alexis.
Matt: Hey, looks like you've got something on your mind, and I won't pry if you don't want to talk about it. But can I ask you something real quick?
Fire: Sure.
Matt: You don't pay the extra $12.12 a month for the OOWF Network do you?
Post by Jack Quinn on Oct 24, 2018 19:02:19 GMT -5
MidWeek Mayhem (#885) Live! From Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic October 24, 2018
MATT FOLZ vs. SHIZURU
Folz tries to attack Shizuru before the bell, but Shiz avoids it and catches Folz with a stiff kick to the throat. Shiz presses the attack battering the Saint of Sinners around the ring. Folz bails out to try to regroup and Shiz dives over the top rope and crashes into Folz, sending him to the floor. As Shiz tries to pull Folz up, Folz catches him with a low blow, then rolls him into the ring.
Folz works over Shizuru for a bit and gets several near falls. The crowd is 100% behind Shizuru and their cheers fire him up again. Folz tries for an Olympic slam, but Shizuru slips off his back and spins Folz around and hits a PSYCHO DRIVER! Folz wisely rolls out of the ring and falls to the floor. Shizuru remains dazed on the mat for a bit too long and by the time he gets up to get Folz, the referee has already counted to ten. WINNER by countout in 15:11 - Shizuru
JACK BULLET & MAC FLASHER vs. NICK FLEMING & TRENT POWERS
Bullet and Flasher gain the early advantage and seem to have things under control, but Bullet seems to be a bit distracted. He misses a dropkick on Powers, and misses a tag from Mac. Fleming comes in and grounds Bullet and keeps him on the mat. The fans roar for Bullet and he fights back. He finally makes the tag and Mac comes in and cleans house. Mac is on fire and looks like he is about to finish off Powers when Bullet inexplicably tags himself in.
Bullet and Mac take a moment to sort things out, which allows Powers to tag in Fleming. When Bullet finally turns around, Fleming nails him with the Old Fashioned, Dangerous Piledriver! Fleming hooks Bullet hard and covers, Powers cuts off Mac and Nick gets the one, two, THREE! What an upset! WINNERS in 20:02 – Nick Fleming & Trent Powers
Random Tag Tournament Semi-Finals
ZED & BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK & JUSTIN SANE
Bridget and Zed work surprisingly well together. They both know Stank very well, so they are able to keep him in check. Justin, however, is a different story. Justin flies all over the ring and keeps them both off balance.
The end comes when Justin calls for the DOUGHAWK on Bridget, but before the lights go out, Zed POPS him with a superkick to the jaw and Bridget grabs him from behind and hits a Florida Key for the three count and the win. WINNERS in 13:41 – Zed & Bridget O’Malley
After the match, Zed is about to leave when Bridget grabs him and pulls him back into the ring. The two stare at one another for a long moment, then Bridget extends her hand to Zed. The fans roar and Zed seems to consider it for a moment, then he shakes her hand and the crowd goes nuts. Zed leaves the ring and lets Bridget soak in her moment, but Bridget leaves and heads to the back with her temporary partner.
AWESOME BILL FROM DAWSONVILLE & ALEXIS DARLING vs. THE CIRCLE
The Circle attack before the bell, and Alexis and Bill can’t seem to get their legs back under them for the rest of the match. Lexie fights back on Ghost, but she is quickly cut off by Shannon. She finally makes the tag to Bill, who comes in like a house on fire against Shannon, but Shannon low blows Bill and tags in Ghost. Ghost grabs a dazed Bill and hits the PHANTASMAGORIA and gets the three count and the win. WINNERS in 10:39 – The Circle
ALEXANDER DARLING vs. STAN FULTON vs. ZED
Zed pulls double duty tonight. He hangs back while Darling and Fulton fight it out. Alex goes to work on Fulton’s knees and legs trying to weaken the big man, but Fulton fights back and hits Alex with a clothesline that turns him inside out. Darling bails and Fulton goes after Zed, trapping him in the corner and destroying him with punches and forearms. Just when it looks like Zed is out on his feet, Darling comes in and hits a lungblower on Fulton, Zed climbs to the top rope and drops a flying elbow on Fulton and covers, but is pulled off by Alex. Darling covers Fulton, but Fulton kicks out at two.
The match continues on with all three men getting several near falls, but no one is able to keep anyone down for the three. Darling lifts Fulton for a DARLING DRIVER, but Zed POPS Alex in the mouth with a superkick. They both fall to the mat and Zed covers Darling, but time expires before he can even get a one count! WINNER – 30 minute time limit draw
Fulton attacks after the bell, he sends Alex to the ropes and KILLS him with a CLEAR CUT, then throws Zed over the top rope to the floor. Fulton is on the apron and he is going for a DROP LINE, but Bridget races to ringside with a chair and threatens to use it on Fulton. They have a momentary stand off, which allows Zed to get to his feet and scramble to the relative safety of the back.
CLAN QUINN vs. THE MUYOS
The Muyos are out first and the crowd stands and roars for them. Arma-god damn-motherfuckin’-geddon plays and Clan Quinn races to the ring and attacks! The brawl is immediately out of control. Fire and Moose throw Mai out of the ring and go after Juni, beating him to the mat. The referee tries to pull the Quinns off of Juni, they both turn around, grab the referee and slam him between the eyes with a headbutt! That will be a fine.
Mai comes back into the ring with a kendo stick and bloodies both Quinns. Moose pulls a scalpel from his boot and tries to cut Juni’s face off, while Fire pulls a chain from her boot and uses it to turn Mai’s face into a mask of blood. The fight spills out of the ring to the floor and there are tables involved, Moose goes through one table, while Mai goes through another. Fire and Juni are fighting on top of a ladder, Fire grabs Juni and it looks like she is going to suplex him off the ladder, Juni slips free and slams Fire’s face onto the top of the ladder, she pops up and Juni connects with a right to the jaw that sends Fire off the ladder through the South Korean announce table. Juni celebrates, but Moose climbs the ladder behind him and throws him off the ladder with a reverse German suplex! Juni crashes into the floor, landing hard on the back of his head. Moose’s foot slips and he gets hung upside down on the ladder, Mai climbs out of the wreckage of her table with the kendo stick and wears out a helpless Moose.
Inside the ring, the referee wakes up, sees what is going on, grabs his head and calls for security. The locker room empties to prevent these four from killing one another. The referee makes his decision. WINNERS by disqualification in 18:21 – The Muyos
The crowd cheers, but the fight isn’t over. The four break free and attack one another again. The crowd roars LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! But it is not to be tonight. Armed Dominican police make their way to the ring, they aren’t fooling around either. Order is finally restored, and the crowd boos the shit out of it. The camera focuses on the bloody Muyos celebrating in the ring as we fade to black.
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out the OOWF New Year’s Evil 12, December 31st, LIVE! from Makaklio City, Hawaii! And don’t forget to catch next week’s OOWF Mid-Week Mayhem: Doomy Doomy Doom Doom 12, Live! October 31st live! From Salem, Massachusetts
The Phillies are everything I hoped the Mets would be - a team that plays their fucking asses off for all 27 outs. They're never out of a game. Solly 10/20/09