[Lucky]

Hairy Palms Bracket
(2) Jessica Alba vs (15) Janine Lindemulder
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I switched Janine with Pfeiffer to get a fun matchup. Because Lord knows this didn't matter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Watch me find out that this board has an unhealthy fascination with porn and no respect for the goddess Alba.


(3) Marilyn Monroe vs (14) Holly Marie Combs
Combs is the second Charmed lady to make the showdown (and here I would have bet on Rose McGowan) but does she have a chance of making it another round? She faces off against Marilyn Monroe, the iconic pinup girl who's name and image has managed to live on well past her. And half the people reading this probably don't know who Holly is. So, does she have chance or is this just a landslide in the making? Me? I prefer brunettes.


(6) Brooke Burke vs (11) Bo Derek
Two Playboy models and sexual icons from 2 different decades face off. Derek's 10 scene remains one of the hottest images ever put to film and Burke seems to pop up on the cover of a men's magazine at least once a month. So which pinup girl has made the most lasting impression on our audience? There's enough old folk on this board to make this one even.


(7) Shannon Elizabeth vs (10) Pamela Anderson
Is there a moral difference in owing your fame solely to getting naked if you did it in a legitimate film? Either way both of these women have shown it all and wasted a lot of Kleenexes. And beyond that? Well, Pam had a job on Home Improvement for awhile. And Shannon? Um... She got raped by a snowman.


Tiger Beat Bracket
(1) Jessica Biel vs (16) Heather Locklear
Biel has to have pulled the toughest 1 seed in this tournament. Locklear has managed to remain a sexual icon for almost 30 years now, arguably looking better in her 40s than she did in her 20s. Can the former Seventh Heaven star. Illusionist star, and incredible ass carry her into the 2nd round? Or will Locklear do it for all 16 seeds never given a chance? Have I mentioned Biel has a great ass? The only image that might beat it is one of those Melrose Place shots that made me fall in love with any moderately attractive woman wearing a short skirt suit. Why can't I find one of those pictures?


(4) Jennifer Love Hewitt vs (13) Anna Nicole Smith
The Girl Next Door vs the Playboy Bunny. These two ladies have at least one thing in common. Big 'uns. Beyond that? Well... How about I just end the preview here so I don't say anything nasty about the recently deceased?


(5) Shakira vs (12) Amy Smart
See, the preview pictures in these often aren't the best, but it really doesn't do justice to Shakira. Because its really hard to capture the insane ways she can move her insane body in a tiny little image. Not that the still image doesn't show an impressive woman in her own rights. I would consider Smart something of a B-Movie queen who's catered to the teen crowd for some time. And one time I got dragged to a movie so bad that the only redeeming part of it was watching Amy and Carmen Electra make out. Thank you, Amy. I owe you for that one. Maybe I'll repay you here. Shakira's pissing me off with that Beyonce video that should only exist for a booty duet that never seems to happen.


( Rachel Specter vs (9) Stacy Keibler
I know what you're saying. "Who's she?" But if you know who Stacy Keibler is you're more than likely a wrestling fan (although I guess since she won that dancing show and got a network show out of it you don't have to be). And if you're a current wrestling fan it means that the most exciting part of any wrestling show right now are the commercial breaks. Because there's a 50/50 chance that you'll get Rachel Specter pimping RGX body spray. Nothing gets my attention like the RGX theme music and her voice. If you have no idea what I'm talking about you MUST watch the commercials before dismissing her. I'm not saying that so you'll vote for my infatuation. You owe it to yourselves.



Huh... that's weird. At least 5/8ths of this wave could be chalked up to "I prefer brunettes" for me. Go figure.

These polls open on Monday, as soon as the 1st wave of polls close. Or at least as soon as I get around to making them. As always, you are encouraged to start your debates here to make sure noone rushes too fast to a vote. And as always by "debates" I mean liberal posting of pictures.

[Evil Scotty]

Jessica,
(3) Marilyn Monroe vs (14) Holly Marie Combs - no idea,
Brooke,
PAM - vote for the Canadian!
Jessica B,
Jennifer,
Amy,
Stacy

[salmonjunkie]

This one's easy.

(2) Jessica Alba
(3) Marilyn Monroe
(6) Brooke Burke
(10) Pamela Anderson
(1) Jessica Biel
(4) Jennifer Love Hewitt
(5) Shakira

except for this one.
( Rachel Specter vs (9) Stacy Keibler
Rachel is really hot, but Stacy has those legs and that ass. And how good she looked in a business suit and glasses. Yum. I haven't gotten a good look at Rachel's legs and ass yet, so I'm leaning towards the dancing queen.

Lucky, I challenge you, as a fellow Rachel Specter fan, to find images that can top these so I will swing my vote to Ms. Specter:

The famous entrance


Miss Hancock. Hot DAMN!


looks great in white, too


hooray gravy bowl!


this was better on film than it is in this picture, but you remember this:


and because I'm a pervert and love upskirts:

[Lucky]

Give me a couple of days. Since she's pretty much a nobody I'm gonna have to grab some captures off of the commercials. There's a couple of leg ones though. No ass shots, I don't think. But there's a few modelling shots I've come across the web.

[williamssl]

My poor Janine draws a tough matchup. Oh well - at least I got her into the tournament.

That pic though -from blink 182 cd cover - does not do her justice. When not at work will have to post a pic that is more worth of the lady dubbed "the most beautiful woman in porn".

And lucky - your Brooke Burke pic is really Kelly Monaco.

The real Brooke Burke:

[Lucky]

Whoops. Really never cared for Burke so guess I couldn't tell the difference. Of course the fact that pic is labeled Kelly Monaco could have tipped me off. Whoops. Fixxed.

As for Janine, I just figured the CD cover was recognizable and set her apart as something other than "some porn chick" for those of us who have no clue who she is. I admit there are better pictures. But that's what this thread and the poll thread are for. Those little preview pics are for identification purposes mostly.

She actually looked good as a pirate. Too bad I couldn't manipulate a Knightley matchup.

[Chris Eco]

Alba
Combs
Derek
Anderson, because I don't care and I liked Borat.
Locklear
Hewitt
I like both Shakira and Amy, but I'll say Shakira
STACY! I'm keeping the wrestler alive, darn it!

[The Canadian Content]

luckylopez said:

( Rachel Specter vs (9) Stacy Keibler
I know what you're saying. "Who's she?" . . . If you have no idea what I'm talking about you MUST watch the commercials before dismissing her. I'm not saying that so you'll vote for my infatuation. You owe it to yourselves.

As a Canadian, I've never heard of RGX, much less seen one of their commercials. I clicked the link as Lucky suggested, and I'm now voting for Specter.

Nice sell, Lucky.

[The Canadian Content]

luckylopez said:

I totally thought this was the weather chick from FOX's NFL pregame. I didn't remember her making the showdown.

[The Canadian Content]

(2) Jessica Alba vs (15) Janine Lindemulder

Alba all the way here.


(3) Marilyn Monroe vs (14) Holly Marie Combs

I honestly don't care either way on this one. Someone convince me.


(6) Brooke Burke vs (11) Bo Derek

Bo Derek makes me feel all funny in the pants.


(7) Shannon Elizabeth vs (10) Pamela Anderson

I've never been a Pam fan. I'm voting Elizabeth.


(1) Jessica Biel vs (16) Heather Locklear

I've never found Locklear attractive. Not even a little bit. Maybe it's that her voice grates on me, maybe it's that she can't act. Whatever the case, Biel totally brings the hotness.


(4) Jennifer Love Hewitt vs (13) Anna Nicole Smith

I refuse to vote for either of these useless wastes of space.


(5) Shakira vs (12) Amy Smart

I'll probably vote Shakira here, but I might be swayed by a convincing argument.


( Rachel Specter vs (9) Stacy Keibler

See my other post about this, then vote Specter. Then register a new account and vote Specter again.

[DevSop]

This portion of the bracket does nothing for me really.

Alba
Combs
convince me
convince me
Biel
Hewitt
Smart
Specter

[Batman]

Boy a lot of people have declared their vote for Combs. Against Marilyn Monroe. I can't conceive of what might help change their minds. Who knows what might change the mind of aliens from another planet.

But for those of you who are undecided, here's a non-glamorous shot of Marilyn:

fatboy.cc/images/marilyn%20monroe%206.jpg

And a glamor-shot:



If the most photogenic woman to ever live can't get past a plain jane like Combs . . . then . . . I don't know, man.

[Chris Eco]

I actually legitimately like Combs, I'm not just anti-Marilyn. Maybe I'm up in the air though, I don't know. After realizing who Texas's picture was of, I'm probably moving to Burke.

Oh, and I watched the RGX commercials. And...I don't get you guys. Honestly. Does nothing for me. Stacy all the way.

[Lucky]

You're gay.

Fishy, seriously man, aren't they great? I run across rooms when I hear that music just to see her smile at me. Its really quite unhealthy how happy those commercials make me. It only makes me feel better that almost every person I've spoken to who knows them agree completely. Eco is the exception. Well, and my other gay friend.

I'm going to have to get some captures together before I close/open the polls tomorrow.

And I'm actually a big fan of Combs too. Underrated hotness, I say. But I've also never been much for Marilyn. Or her type really. I'll be voting against Pan Anderson too. And if Jessica Simpson hadn't surprised me by getting no support I would have voted against her. Trish Stratus too. Just never been into the big breasted, blonde Barbie thing.

luckylopez said:

I totally thought this was the weather chick from FOX's NFL pregame. I didn't remember her making the showdown.

Ahh, Jillian Barberie. I love her so damn much.