[Lucky]

Jennifer Connelly




vs


Ali Larter

[Mikey]

This is the easiest choice on the board this round. Connelly ain't got shit on Larter.

[Lucky]

I THOUGHT I was going to go Connelly easily but I'm really starting to doubt that now. I'm torn. I feel like Larter's not so great acting is giving her hotness a bum rap. And I don't even think she's that bad an actress (although no damn good). Then again I'm torn as to find great pictures to say "here, this is why I'm voting for her." But I can't much find them for Connelly either. Besides McAdams/Jailbait (neither of which do much for me) this is the most uninspired matchup I see in this round. Portman/Beyonce is kinda blah for me too.

Larter's got that really smoldering stare though. That's hot. And the whole "she's threatening to kick my ass" thing.

[Batman]

That look is actually why I'm voting for Connelly. I can see where you might take that as a "I'd kick your ass, and you'd like it" look. But I've always took it more as "Man, I'm bored. When will this photoshoot be over. I think I need to pick up milk on the way home." I've never seen a pic of her--even if she's smiling--where she didn't look pissy and bored.

Also: too skinny.

[docx]

In a nod to my homo joo homeboy, I'm going with Ms. Connelly. She's a natural beauty, and she does not look like Peter Gallagher.

[Mikey]

sergeial said:

That look is actually why I'm voting for Connelly.

Yeah, but Connelly is a butterface though. No matter the look she gives you, it's gonna suck.

Also: too skinny.

Another reason I probably like Larter so much. (She's not THAT skinny.) God, I'm shallow.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

docx said:

In a nod to my homo joo homeboy, I'm going with Ms. Connelly. She's a natural beauty, and she does not look like Peter Gallagher.

BEST. DOC. EVAR.

[salmonjunkie]

I voted for Connelly only because I don't think Ali Larter is hot. And because of ASS TO ASS!

[Chris Eco]

Next person to post sways my vote!

[Evil Scotty]

Ali Larter

[The Canadian Content]

Gentlemen prefer blondes. I'm voting Connelly.

[Batman]

Ha!

[Mikey]

Come on, ya'll.

[Batman]

Look at those evil, dead eyes. She's thinking, "Hey you! Yeah, you jacking off to this photo right now! I wish you get ass cancer! Thanks!"

[docx]

As Quint said in "Jaws": "And, you know, the thing about Ali Larter... she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The keyboard turns white and sticky, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', you're stuck with a fucked up computer and a bad case of the ass cancer. "

[Lucky]

Age is triumphing over... already, they're but beautiful. But that's all I had. Narrow lead for Connelly so if you want to put the Heroes star back in it you have until Sunday night, midnight EST.

[Lucky]

It was a close one but Jennifer Connelly escapes the first round with a 9-7 victory. Ali Larter? She's got a hit show where she's a bad ass. See what she thinks of this.