Post by DrMcAwesome on Jun 16, 2019 20:20:36 GMT -5
*the scene joins MAC FLASHER backstage with a microphone in one hand with his OOWF Onslaught Championship draped over his shoulder and in the sight of an INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA*
MAC (in varying falsetto voices) : “Noooo Mac, the Saints of Sinners won’t be there this time. Nooooo Mac, you’re totally safe. Noooo Mac, Johnstown won’t repeat itself again.” (in his regular voice) “I was foolish to believe any of that, but I did. I did because it was what everyone wanted. It was the right thing to do. It was doing right by OOWF and its fans. It was making previous wrongs right …”
*MAC grins with a glare*
MF: “It was never going to be any of that. There was always going to be some kind of fuckery involving any match in Johnstown that has me in the ring. I was the only one who knew this going into the ring, but I played along. Maybe Reverend BRICK~! could – or would – actually keep a promise. Maybe those 20 guys in robes were Marines or something. I trusted everyone until I was given a reason not to trust anyone.”
*MAC looks at a monitor replaying his Flash Drive on BRIDGET O’MALLEY*
MF: “So, let’s rewind to when the lights were out. My instinct is to protect Bridget. My instinct is to get out unscathed. Johnstown will not repeat itself. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder. I was ready to drop whomever it was in self-defense. But it was a familiar voice. The same voice that tormented me all through the summer last year. The same voice who introduced me to OOWF by stabbing me in the leg on a fucking cruise ship before my first match. So, I listened. All that voice asked me was ‘What does Mac Flasher want?’ …”
*MAC rewinds the video to when the house lights came back on*
MF: “So … There we were. Moosehead Jack staring right at me. Firewoman eyeing up Bridget. Stacy Kirkland ready to attack either of us. So I did the only thing I could to ensure that tonight didn’t turn out like the previous two trips to Johnstown. I made the first move. I acted instead of reacted. Because what Mac Flasher wants is to be OOWF World Champion for the third time. And as long as I hold this Onslaught Championship, this will eventually lead me back to that path. Maybe I’ll be in line for that rematch for that World Title that I never received. So, Bridget … Sucks that you had to be the sacrifice in my self-preservation …”
*MAC rewinds to the almost proposal*
MF: “I just hope that there are no hard feelings.”
*MAC drops the microphone and walks away as the scene fades*
Post by Moosehead Jack on Jun 17, 2019 17:45:00 GMT -5
<Moose is walking down a random hallway when Bridget O’Malley steps out in front of him armed with a kendo stick>
BOM: You are the devil
MHJ: <smirking> Sweetie, the Devil wishes he were Moosehead Jack.
BOM: Why did you do it?
MHJ: Why did I do………what?
BOM: <backing Moose against the wall with the kendo stick across his throat> What did you give Mac to make him do this to me?
MHJ: <struggling> something you never did…………a choice
<Bridget backs off and takes a step back and stares at Moose>
MHJ: <on one knee, rubbing his throat> a choice. <Moose slowly stands> What do YOU want Mac? <Moose steps closer to Bridget and glares at her> Bridget……..let’s not play games here. You’re mad because I gave him a choice. HIS choice. Did you care that he never got his rematch, did you fight for him? No. Did you care that he wanted nothing to do with BRICK~! and God Complex? No. Did you care that he wanted nothing to do with the Hometown Heroes show? No. All you’ve cared about is yourself. You chased the gold with Kylie, too busy to defend Mac. You sought strength in numbers to fight the Saints, you talked Mac into a war with us, a war that wouldn’t get him any closer to the world title rematch he so desperately wanted. All you wanted was your moment in the sun, no matter what it did to him.
BOM: Jack, I’m going to give you the choice you claim I never gave Mac. One, I can beat you bloody with this kendo stick……….
MHJ: ………and two?
BOM: I lied. There is no two.
<with that Bridgett slams Moose upside the head with the kendo stick, dropping Moose to the floor. Bridget slams the kendo stick down on Moose until it splinters, then throws it away and storms off, and we fade to black>
Moose limps back to the Destroyitarium and heads to the bar, where Seamus McNasty pours him a shot. Moose takes the bottle, instead. Seamus shrugs and drinks the shot. Fire and Lucky are sitting at a table.
L: What is that about?
FW: I'm guessing Bridget is blaming Moose because her fiance chose a belt over her.
L: Um...is Mac a Saint now?
FW: *drinking her coffee* Gods, I hope not. It's crowded enough in here.
As if on cue, Stacy Kirkland walks in.
L: Speaking of....how long an angle you working with her?
FW: Whatever do you mean?
L: Sure, you can play innocent all you want....you forget who you're talking to, here.
FW: Look, I like having another woman around.
FW: Because when I go to cage fights, it's no longer kosher for me to take Alexis and Jaime's not ready yet. So....
L: That's really not why you invited Stacy, and you're not sleeping with her, so--
FW: As far as you know...
FW: Okay, fine, you know all, I forgot...
Arctic McBearington skates up. He has a coffee pot with an orange handle on his tray. He refills Fire's cup and leaves. Lucky looks at her suspiciously. She notices and stops mid-sip.
L: Since when do you drink decaf?
FW: Since I like to sleep at night.
L: ....since when do you sleep?
FW:.... I need to find a...
By magic, the OOWF promo banner drops.
FW: Oh excellent.
Fire stands and positions herself in promo-stance in front of it.
FW: I am directing this comment not to any of the OOWF superstar, but to one OOWF announcer, Russ. Truck Monkeys, roll it:
Firewoman has the strings of Ecosistema’s mask untied as the totally not Ecosystem wrestler pulls down on the mask to keep it on. A well-placed groin shot moves Ecosistema’s hands to a different area as Firewoman has the mask halfway off. Just as Firewoman seems to have the mask in her grasp, the public address system blares out “Happy” stopping everything in that frame. A look of pure rage washed over Firewoman’s face as Junichiro Muyo’s entrance video plays, but there’s no Ecosystem.
Russ: “COULD. IT. BE? Is this a return that Firewoman has been dreading and denying since El Ecosistema made his way back to OOWF?” Razz: “Expect the man behind this music to come out in a wheelchair. That neck will still be broken.”
FW: Russ, this is how I know you're past your prime. First, there's no way that Ecosystem could both be under the mask AND at the top of the ramp to enter to his music.
L: Hey, that's true.
FW: But the more important thing, is that I am NOT dreading OR denying an Ecosystem return, because there is absolutely NO WAY in hell that such a return could happen. I made SURE of it. I made SURE to rid the OOWF of that psychopath once and for all. Aside and apart from what he did to ME, the torture, the mind control, the...... Junichiro "Ecosystem" Muyo is NOT what is best for business, and hadn't been for a very long time. It was the last thing left to accomplish as commissioner and I'm GLAD he's gone. For Good.
The OOWF Banner rolls up and goes away.
L: Well, that was... probably convincing.
FW: Shut up.
Stacy Kirkland walks towards them.
SK: What's going on?
FW: I'm going to get my belt back, wanna come?
SK: Not going to take Moose?
FW: He's got his own thing to handle...you in for some fun and bloodshed or not?
SK: .... I'm in.
Stacy and Fire take off out the door of the Destroyitarium.
Stacy and Firewoman round the corner of Jogging My Memory of What I Wanted to Write… Kayfabe comes out and smacks Firewoman in the face, so she and Stacy shrug, and continue on to the Hallway of Random Encounters. They hide behind some aluminum trash cans, catering tables, extra tubes of fluorescent lights, and some sort of large thing cardboard container with the words “Fragile” on it, and spy on their prey, wearing the tag team belts….
Voltaje: Ahh…aquí it is!
Ecosistema: I wish I knew por qué someone put our extra windows back here.
Voltaje: No se un well-oiled maquina around here, eh ese?
Ecosistema: Amigo….no pensamos en esto…
Ecosistema: Vamos a tener que put down our tag team cinturones de campeonato para llevar esta ventana de nuevo back to our nuestro vestuario.
Voltaje keeps think about it, while Ecosistema unfastens his.
Voltaje: Pero… Pero nuestras manos son libres si we keep them on nuestras cinturas.
Ecosistem ¿Son ellos?
Before Voltaje can respond, Fire and Stacy attack them from behind the Stash of Conveniently Placed Weaponry. In moments, everyone has a trash can they have wielded, and have been the target of said trashcan. Ecosistema and Voltaje are wielding trashcan lids as shields, and the belts have been kicked to the side. Stacy sees this and dives for them, bringing Voltaje over as he attacks her with a chair he’s found, beating her repeatedly with it. Firewoman turns and dives atop them both to save her partner. Ecosistema can’t get to the belts, but he CAN get to the catering table. He knocks the empty boxes off of it and moves it away from the wall. The Thin Cardboard Box starts to fall over but Ecosistema rushes over to save it, just barely, from falling. Now he’s trapped holding that while Firewoman eventually tosses Voltaje away from Stacy. She helps Stacy to her feet.
FW: Where are the belts?
SK: I just HAD them!
They look around and see Voltaje with them.
FW: GIVE THOSE BACK!
Voltaje: Eco….mi amigo! ¡Los tengo! ¡Vámanos!
Ecosistema: ¡Pero la ventana!
FW: Oh no you don’t…..
Ecosistema sits the Thin Cardboard Box back up on its edge, trying to get ready to run with it. Firewoman gets Voltaje in her sights and charges…SPEAR!!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! Voltaje RIGHT THROUGH THE THIN CARDBOARD BOX THAT CONTAINS A PLATE GLASS WINDOW!!
Ecosistema: ¡Noooooo…..la ventana nueva!
Fire and Voltaje are down in a mess of cardboard and shattered glass, both bleeding. Stacy grabs Ecosistema, smashes two light tubes over his head, and then drops him through the catering table. She looks around, please with her work, and grabs the belts. She extends her hand to Fire, pulling her up, and the two stagger back to the Destroyitarium.
SK: So can we defend these together, like Freebird rules?
FW: We’ll see….
They get back to the Destroyitarium. Moose is still drinking whiskey, and turns to look as Fire and Stacy slam the belts onto the bar. Seamus McNasty goes to get the first aid kid. Fire holds up two fingers and Arctic McBearington brings over two coffees….
SK: I’m gonna go…like…lay down….
Stacy limps back to her room.
MHJ: So what’s this?
FW: Our championship belts. I can see why you don't recognize them. You were too busy playing reverse match maker, so I took care of it.
MHJ: Oh…gee you could have invited me to—
Fire takes his coffee and throws it at him. Coffee goes all over him.
FW: I didn’t invite you because I’m tired of screwing around with those guys. Next time YOU go get them, and quit messing around with things that aren’t relevant.
Fire storms away. Moose wipes the coffee off his face, takes her coffee she left sitting there, pours whiskey in it, and just smirks.
MHJ: Guess she really doesn’t care if it’s Juni after all….
Last Edit: Jun 18, 2019 15:52:55 GMT -5 by Fire-Babe
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
Post by Moosehead Jack on Jun 19, 2019 18:24:50 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#922) Live! From Maryville, New York June 19, 2019
THE DARLINGS vs. ZED & KYLIE MIGNOLIO
Kylie gets the pin for her team when she catches Alex in the Florida key for the three count. During the match, Zed appears to suffer a knee injury, he is helped to the back just before Kylie gets the pin WINNERS in 14:09 – Kylie Mignolio & Zed
SEBASTIAN DAVIS vs. JACK BULLET vs. BEVERLY CAMBRIDGE
Bullet gets the win when he superkicks a chair into Davis’ face, sending him out of the ring, then catches Bev in a small package. WINNER in 25:11 – Jack Bullet
After the match, Davis attacks Bullet and leaves him lying in a pool of blood, Bev tries to help Bullet, but she gets a chair shot to the head for her trouble
LOS DEFENESTRATORS vs. CLAN QUINN
No contest, match never even starts, the two teams brawl around the arean and out into the night. Los Def make their escape in a waiting, running, glass truck. WINNER – No Contest
KIERAN BOURNE vs. STACY KIRKLAND
Kirkland wins via ref stoppage when he rules that, after taking a mid-rope DDT, Bourne was unable to continue. The fact that Bourne was standing on his feet when this decision was made seems irrelevant. WINNER in 7:32 via referee stoppage – Stacy Kirkland
BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. MAC FLASHER
Flasher comes to the ring, waits for Bridget, but before the bell rings, he flips her off and walks out taking the count out loss. Bridget, and the crowd, are NOT at all pleased about this. WINNER via countout in :10 – Bridget O’Malley
Thanks for coming out and watching LIVE OOWF action be sure to check out OOWF Mid-Summer Night’s Scream 11!, July 28 Live! From Salem, Oregon. And don’t forget to catch next week’s MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 4, June 26th, Live! from Windsor, Ontario.
For all your OOWF History needs, visit the OOWF Archives at www.oowfwrestling.com Want to chat about the OOWF? Join our facebook chat group