Post by Moosehead Jack on Jul 31, 2019 15:29:49 GMT -5
<Moose steps in front of the OOWF banner>
This week at MidWeek Mayhem Twisted Thursday I will face <insert opponent here>. Now, there's been a lot of talk about <insert opponent here> in your <insert number of years in the OOWF>, but <most likely> you've never faced anyone like Moosehead Jack!
Now, <insert opponent here> I want you to understand something, while you may have <list accomplishments in the OOWF> you are facing a legend, a first ballot Hall of Famer, and, quite honestly, someone who is feeling a little disrespected right now.
See, I am what you call a pillar of the OOWF. I've been here since DAY FUCKING ONE, <insert opponent here>, this week, you are meeting a man on a mission. You are facing Moosehead Fucking Jack and I am in no fucking mood to deal with your shit.
So on Thursday <insert opponent here> you are just step one in the Moosehead Jack Path of Destruction. By the time I am done, you will be left a bloody mess on the canvas, and the women will lament your demise.
Fire sits in catering sipping coffee. SFJ 13 joins her. Fire raises an eyebrow.
SFJ13: I know this is usually you and Moose's therapy-mandated alone time, but he's not--
FW: --Not coming, I know. He's been skipping out of them for weeks.
SFJ13: Does that bug you?
FW: Well, I still get coffee, so...no.
SJF13: I can't figure you two out. You are essentially all each other has, and yet just when things seem to settle down, one of you...usually YOU--
SFJ13: --sabotages it with some sort of real or imagined slight and then you're all about beating each other up again.
FW: Sounds like you have us figured out pretty well.
FW: And Moose is not "<df>all that I have</df>," I have Lucas.
13 makes a big show of looking around the room and under the table and such.
SFJ13: Moose thinks you resent him.
SJF13 cues this up on her phone:
Fire resents me. I never really noticed it before, but I see it now. I forced her to hit the clothesline on Patrick. She followed me into wrestling and she got stabbed in Japan. She comes to the OOWF after me, and......well, you know the entire story. I thought us together in a team would put all that to rest, but it can't
FW: That's hilarious.
FW: First of all, even I can recognize that people should not be held responsible for what they did when they were 6, so if he's still holding onto that, a few sessions with Dr. Freedman could do him some good. Second, I did not "<df>follow him to Japan</df>" I followed Alex and Alexis to Japan. And as far as the passive voice of how I "<df>got stabbled</df>" that's hilarious. Even then, I didn't know he was Ket until after he left and joined OOWF, and--
SFJ13: He doesn't say you followed him to Japan, he says you followed him into wrestling in general.
FW: Oh...well, I remembered it differently on my drive in today so I'm still going with it.
Kayfabe appears and does what she does.
FW: The truth is I DO resent him, and he knows why, and it's not Patrick, or wrestling, or even getting stabbed.
SFJ13: What is it then?
FW: He knows what it is, but it's up to him to say it.
FW: Crazy, I know. It's what I do. Shouldn't you be doing what you do, and asking me about my match?
SFJ13: Well, I would, but I'm not sure which one is yours...
FW: Oh, right...well, To Whom It May Concern, I will hit you so hard I will hit you--
SFJ13: So now what?
FW: Well, I was going to shoot a man just to see him die, but I think Ecosystem took all the guns with him.
SFJ13: You could check in Los Defenestrat--
FW: THAT'S NOT ECO!!
Last Edit: Aug 1, 2019 12:50:13 GMT -5 by Fire-Babe
[DevSop] god your sex life scares me
[SeamusMcNasty] And that is why I hate the Miz. He's got potential, but he just doesn't live up to it. Unlike Randy Orton, who has no potential and lives right up to that.
MHJ: "if it is kinky, depraved, erotic, or a fetish, you will find it"
Cyclops698 "I'm 100% committed to our fake marriage"
Post by DrMcAwesome on Aug 3, 2019 10:48:16 GMT -5
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Twisted Thursday (No. 929) Live! From Reno, Nevada Aug. 1, 2019
The show opens with General Manager Vic DeNiro atop the ramp with a lottery machine.
VIC: “Reno. Welcome to a special Thursday edition of MidWeek Mayhem. What we have here tonight is 15 lottery balls, representing the 15 wrestlers in OOWF currently not holding a championship. Tonight, we will draw challengers for the OOWF Onslaught Championship, held by Mac Flasher; the OOWF Tag-Team Titles, held by The Frenemies; the OOWF Intercontinental Championship, possessed by ‘Black Magic’ Stacy Kirkland, and the OOWF World Championship, currently owned by Beverly Cambridge. And to the 10 wrestlers who are not drawn into a title match this evening, you will compete in a 10-person battle royal with the winner getting a title opportunity of his or her choosing next week in Akita, Japan.
“Without further delay, it is time to draw tonight’s challengers, starting with the OOWF World Championship bout.”
*VIC draws a ball from the hopper*
VIC: “Challenging Beverly Cambridge for her OOWF World Championship will be … Zed!”
*the Reno crowd pops with fervor as VIC draws a second ball from the hopper*
VIC: “Now to the matter of the Intercontinental Championship. Facing Stacy Kirkland tonight will be … Sebastian Davis!”
*VIC pulls two more balls from the hopper as the crowd jeers at the mention of SEBASTIAN*
VIC: “The two challengers to The Frenemies will be … Justin Sane and Alexis Darling!”
*both names get quite a pop with VIC pulling one more ball from the hopper*
VIC: “And finally, in our opening match, which is next … Mac Flasher will put his OOWF Onslaught Championship on the line against … Moosehead Jack!”
*the crowd hushes at the thought of MOOSE competing for the Onslaught Championship*
VIC: “So, that means that tonight’s main event will feature “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne. But before we get to that, I need an official in that ring, because Moosehead Jack and Mac Flasher are up next!”
*VIC walks off stage with the feed now showing the empty ring*
OOWF Onslaught Championship: Mac Flasher vs. Moosehead Jack “Scarecrow” howls through the arena as Moosehead Jack, in a singlet and headgear – while carrying a gym bag – makes his way to the ring. The sight is comical, but who is going to laugh at Moose, who still carries a fearsome snarl and a scowl that could shatter concrete. Moose rolls into the ring and shakes the hand of OOWF Official Angelo Barros before limbering up with some stretches.
Russ: “For not knowing that he had THIS match even 5 minutes ago, Moosehead Jack is certainly looking the part of someone ready to compete for the Onslaught Championship.” Razz: “It’s Moose. Something is up. Never take this man at face value.”
“Legend Has It” draws out Mac Flasher, who is a bit concerned about facing Moose, even if he’s geared up for an old-fashioned grappling exhibition. Mac slowly walks to ringside and slides under the bottom rope before standing up to see Moose staring him at eye level. Barros calls for the men to shake hands before hoisting the championship high and calling for the bell.
Moose stands and smiles at Mac, making the champ feel incredibly uneasy. Finally, Mac shoves Moose to the mat, only for the challenger to kip up and continue smiling at Mac. Mac shoves Moose again, with Moose popping up with the same grin on his face. Mac looks around before trying a right that Moose catches and leverages to the mat with an armbar keeping Mac on the mat. Moose then grabs Mac and tosses him to the mat with a deadlift suplex. Moose shoots the half and gets 1.
Mac scrambles to his feet and boots Moose in the gut before hammering away on the challenger, getting him to a knee before a step-back Shining Wizard knocks him silly. Mac tries the cover and gets 2 before Moose grabs a nearby rope.
Moosehead Jack has used his first rope break.
Moose stands up first and waits on Mac, who is fearing the worst, gets to a vertical base slowly as Moose politely waits. Moose requests a test of strength which Mac obliges after a rake of the eyes, dropping Moose to a knee. Mac then applies the test-of-strength squeeze while also booting away at Moose’s torso. Mac is able to work Moose onto his back where a cover gets 1 before Moose bridges out.
Russ: “Well, nobody ever said that Moose couldn’t wrestle. But I think this is even a shock to those who have been following OOWF since Day 1.” Razz: “Something is up. Moose is never in his right mind. Mac could be in trouble."
As Moose turns around, he spins right into a superkick from Mac that sends him sliding to a corner. Moose, positions himself under the ropes as Mac pursues, getting Barros to step in between.
Moosehead Jack has used his second rope break.
With Mac and Barros taking a stroll away from the corner, Moose reaches into his gym bag to produce a bottle of Trust Me. Moose hides it behind his back as Mac approaches, walloping him with it and laughing as Barros calls for the bell.
Your winner (disqualification, 7:34), and STILL OOWF ONSLAUGHT CHAMPION, Mac Flasher!
Many fans actually cheer as Mac lay unconscious in a pool of glass and whiskey. Moose produces another bottle and takes a swig before pouring the rest on Mac.
OOWF Tag-Team Championship: The Frenemies vs. Justin Sane and Alexis Darling With all four combatants in the ring, Bridget O’Malley steps forward for The Frenemies while Justin Sane insists on starting for the patchwork challengers. As Mel Creech calls for the bell, Justin leans in to Alexis Darling and requests a good-luck kiss. Alexis decks Justin, spinning the dazed Marylander right into a belly-to-belly suplex from Bridget. Alexis drops off the apron while Bridget tags Kylie Mignolio in. Kylie takes to the top turnbuckle and hits a Shooting Star Press on a prone Justin, getting an academic 3 from Creech.
Your winners (pinfall, 1:01), and STILL OOWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, The Frenemies!
The champs assist Justin to his feet as Alexis, who is still grossly insulted at Justin’s forward request, continues to the back.
OOWF Intercontinental Championship: “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland vs. Sebastian Davis “Glory” plays out Sebastian Davis, who is halfway to ringside when Matt Folz emerges from the back and ambushes the Texan. The two brawl around ringside and into the stands with both landing heavy shots on the other while showing the effects of Sunday’s bout.
With the action atop the ramp, Matt works ahead with a few jabs to the torso before deliver an Angle Slam to Sebastian that takes him off the ramp and crashing through a stack of pallets. OOWF Medical rushes to Sebastian’s aid as “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland heads to ringside. With Davis Hightower in the ring, Stacy demands that she be awarded the match by forfeit. As Hightower argues, Gavin “Junior” Hale rushes to ringside, and speaks to ring announcer Mike Elevenbee.
Ladies and gentlemen, referee “Junior” Hale has informed me that “Black Magic” Stacy Kirkland has won this match by forfeit due to Sebastian Davis being unable to make it to the ring, therefore she retains the OOWF Intercontinental Championship.
Hightower drops to ringside and gets in Hale’s face, pointing to the senior official badge on his shirt. Hale pays him no mind as he walks away. Hightower pulls him back, only for Hale to spin and deliver a right cross to Hightower, who stumbles back a few steps. With Hightower furious, Stacy drops to the outside to protect her personal official, hissing at Hightower before the happy couple departs.
OOWF World Championship: Beverly Cambridge vs. Zed The Reverend BRICK~! stands by himself in the ring as a single spotlight showers him.
BRICK~!: “Tonight, the OOWF World Championship returns to its rightful owner, almost two years after it was stolen from him. While Beverly Cambridge is a fine wrestler and a worthy title holder, she will be no match for Zed here in Reno. Zed has been training for this bout since the day his championship was stolen by Ghosthead with the help of one Junichiro ‘Ecosystem’ Muyo. In fact, Zed has a new finisher already lined up for Beverly that we worked on the second that he discovered he’d be challenging for the title. Gentlemen in the back, if you could roll that footage …”
The feed shows Zed in an auxiliary ring in the OOWF Arena with a practice dummy on the mat.
BRICK~!: “I want three rotations on this, Zed! Three rotations equals a three count!” ZED: “Reverend, two is basically the max for The Answer on this unless gravity suddenly lessens its pull on Earth.” BRICK~!: “Back to the top.”
Zed climbs to the top and obliges, getting about 2.75 rotations before crashing to the mat, buckling his already tender knee in the process as the footage stops and the feed returns to Rev. BRICK~!.
BRICK~!: “So, without further delay, I give you THE NEXT OOWF WORLD CHAMPION. THE CHAMPION OF THE GOD COMPLEX … ZED!”
Zed emerges from the back in a knee brace and supporting himself on crutches with a scowl on his face. As Zed slowly walks to ringside, OOWF official Misato Misawa tries to stop him from entering the ring. Zed brushes past him and climbs into the ring, still on crutches as Rev. BRICK~! tries to get a chant going for his charge. “Cut the Cord” interrupts as an obviously concerned Beverly Cambridge walks toward the ring. She walks to the ring and heads over to Zed, pleading with him to not take this match, noting that she’ll honor the challenge on another night. Rev. BRICK~! accepts no such thing and urges Misawa to call for the bell. He does.
Beverly sighs while Zed still supports himself on the crutches. Misawa commands Zed to dispose of the metal objects. Zed does and immediately falls to the mat … With a look of absolute disdain toward Rev. BRICK~!, Zed slaps the mat five times as Misawa looks inquisitively looks toward Zed, who nods his head up and down. Misawa calls for the bell.
Ladies and gentlemen, OOWF Official Misato Misawa has accepted the submission of Zed, therefore, your winner (1:01) and STILL OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Beverly Cambridge!
Rev. BRICK~! tries to help Zed to his feet, only to get shoved aside. As the good reverend seeks answers, Zed grabs his crutches and walks away with the help of Beverly, who is still stressing that she’ll give him another go when he’s healthy.
10-Person Battle Royal: “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Matt Folz, Firewoman, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Alexander Darling, El Ecosistema, El Voltaje, Awesome Bill From Dawsonville, John Law and Kieran Bourne.
With all 10 wrestlers in the ring, the bells sounds with not much excitement until Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox tries to saddle up on John Law. After a few punches to the top of John’s head, Shizuru is nonchalantly dumped to the outside by the former police officer, eliminating him in short order. John stands at the ropes and taunts Shizuru, not seeing the Japanese Redneck’s running buddy Awesome Bill From Dawsonville running from behind to deliver a stiff lariat to John’s neck, sending him tumbling to the outside.
The battle royal begins in earnest as Los Defenestrators team up to put Awesome Bill over the top and onto the apron, after fighting off the masked wrestlers, its Firewoman, who barrels in with a shotgun dropkick to the mush of her former protege, dropping him to the outside. El Ecosistema hugs Firewoman, who hip tosses him over the ropes and sweeps his leg while he’s standing on the apron, dropping him to the mat. El Voltaje takes umbrage at Firewoman’s actions while on the other side of the ring, Kieran Bourne is going toe to toe with “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, stumbling the veteran with a discus forearm. With Kieran charging the wounded Jack, he’s victimized by a back body drop that crashes him to the outside. As El Voltaje gains the upper hand on Firewoman, Matt Folz comes to the aid of his fellow Saints of Sinners running buddy, helping Firewoman dump El Voltaje over the top. With the field down to four, Alexander Darling finally drops down from his perch atop the turnbuckles as he pairs off with Matt as Firewoman eyes up Jack. Before much happens, a bandaged Sebastian Davis, with clangy pole and chair in hand, runs into the ring and destroys Matt and Jack, individually, swinging the pole enough to keep Alexander and Firewoman at a safe distance. Sebastian bloodies Matt before dumping him over the top. He then brains Jack with a chair, causing him to fall over the top. The one-man wrecking crew keeps the heat on both men, until security and officials arrive to break up the scene. While the eliminations are not valid, neither man can continue, forfeiting their chances at victory in this bout. All the while, Firewoman and Alexander stare each other down as both review a lifetime’s worth of memories in their minds during the staredown.
The two snap out of it with Alexander trying to wrestle Firewoman into a corner. Firewoman is having none of that and peppers her former husband with a series of lefts and rights, staggering him. As Firewoman tries to break away to run the ropes, Alexander gets a quick jab to the gut, and runs toward the same rope. As Alexander leans into the cables, the top one snaps with Alexander falling immediately out of the ring. He scramble back in, but is halted by the officials at ringside, since he technically did fall over the top rope. Alexander is furious. Firewoman is stunned, but …
Your winner of the battle royal (10:45) and the recipient of a title match NEXT WEEK on MidWeek Mayhem, Firewoman!
All five titleholders emerge with their championships in hand as Firewoman has a mic in her hand. Just as she’s about to speak … THE TAPE MACHINES ARE ROLLING. WE GOTTA GO! TUNE IN TO OOWF.TV, FREE FOR ONLY $6.66 PER MONTH FOR FIRE’S DECISION!
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