OOWF: On Hiatus
Sept 22, 2020 21:21:39 GMT -5
Post by Road Warrior Shark on Sept 22, 2020 21:21:39 GMT -5
~~~ Fade back in, and the crowd is buzzing in their seats. Started From the Bottom by Drake plays and we get Dre Gaines, pulling on a referee's shirt over his still-chiseled frame. He flashes his big smile to the crowd as they chant his name.
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy begins to play, and the roof is blown off the joint. Cowboy Chad Madison and Insane Zane Myers make their entrance. Chad stops and kisses the cheek of a rather buxom babe in the first row. They hit the ring to a thunderous ovation, taking an extra second to stop and take in the moment.
The moment is ruined by the opening chorus of The Soviet National Anthem. Comrade Sharkoff stands on the stage waving the hammer and sickle banner. Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden plays next and Ricky Soaring Eagle walks slowly through the curtain. The men make their way to the ring, tossing the Texas tag Team Titles to the ground half way up the ramp. ~~~
Look, I was never more than a barely adequate match writer, so I'm not even going to attempt to here. Just picture Strike Force/Demolition, Midnights/ Rock & Roll, DIY/Revival, whatever your ide of perfect tag team match is, that's what happened so far here.
~~~ Chad and Zane seem to be in control. They set Sharkoff up for the Dropkick Device, but Eagle pushes Chad off the top turnbuckle to the mat. As Dre turns to run him off, he misses that Eagle dropped Sharkoff's chain in the corner. Comrade tries a victory roll on Zane, and getting to his feet hits the Chain-Assisted Sickle on Myers. Eagle turns Gaines around and he has no choice but to count 1... 2... 3.
The crowd hates this, but soon the boos turn into duelling "Thank you Chad" and Thank you Zane" chants. Former OOWF General Manager The Nate walks to the ring with a canvas bag and is handed a mic. ~~~
FOOWFGMTN: Gentlemen, I was very honored that Bridgette Myers called and invited me out here tonight. As the OOWF was dissolved and the assets distributed, I ended up with something I thing the two of you should have.
~~~ Nate reaches in the bag and pulls out... The OOWF World Tag Team Championships. He hands one to each man, and they put the titles around their waists one more time and the crowd continues to chant. ~~~
PA: The Main Event is next!
~~~ Chad & Zane stay at ringside as Pull Me Under brings Davin Moreland to the ring one last time. "Glory" by The Score brings out the Lone Star Champions Sebastian Davis. They go nose to nose in the middle of the ring during the formal introductions. ~~~
Again, Flair/Steamboat. Taker/HBK, whatever tickles your fancy here.
~~~ Moreland and Davis are both staggering. Moreland looks for the RGDC, but Davis blocks! Suplex lift. Sebastian gets him vertical, and then... SPRING BREAK PLUNGE! 1... 2... 3!
The crowd jeers, expecting a send-them-home-happy finish, but it wasn't to be. Davis starts to get in Davin's face, but Dre Gaines tosses him to the floor! Chad and Zane join Davin in the ring and they embrace again. Chad calls for their gear, and after one last thank you to the crowd, he sets his cowboy hat on the canvas. Zane leaves his boots and Davin his Patriots jersey side by side by side. they walk to the ring to the adoration of the crowd. The camera zooms in on the hat, boots, and jersey in the ring as we fade... ~~~
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy begins to play, and the roof is blown off the joint. Cowboy Chad Madison and Insane Zane Myers make their entrance. Chad stops and kisses the cheek of a rather buxom babe in the first row. They hit the ring to a thunderous ovation, taking an extra second to stop and take in the moment.
The moment is ruined by the opening chorus of The Soviet National Anthem. Comrade Sharkoff stands on the stage waving the hammer and sickle banner. Run to the Hills by Iron Maiden plays next and Ricky Soaring Eagle walks slowly through the curtain. The men make their way to the ring, tossing the Texas tag Team Titles to the ground half way up the ramp. ~~~
Look, I was never more than a barely adequate match writer, so I'm not even going to attempt to here. Just picture Strike Force/Demolition, Midnights/ Rock & Roll, DIY/Revival, whatever your ide of perfect tag team match is, that's what happened so far here.
~~~ Chad and Zane seem to be in control. They set Sharkoff up for the Dropkick Device, but Eagle pushes Chad off the top turnbuckle to the mat. As Dre turns to run him off, he misses that Eagle dropped Sharkoff's chain in the corner. Comrade tries a victory roll on Zane, and getting to his feet hits the Chain-Assisted Sickle on Myers. Eagle turns Gaines around and he has no choice but to count 1... 2... 3.
The crowd hates this, but soon the boos turn into duelling "Thank you Chad" and Thank you Zane" chants. Former OOWF General Manager The Nate walks to the ring with a canvas bag and is handed a mic. ~~~
FOOWFGMTN: Gentlemen, I was very honored that Bridgette Myers called and invited me out here tonight. As the OOWF was dissolved and the assets distributed, I ended up with something I thing the two of you should have.
~~~ Nate reaches in the bag and pulls out... The OOWF World Tag Team Championships. He hands one to each man, and they put the titles around their waists one more time and the crowd continues to chant. ~~~
PA: The Main Event is next!
~~~ Chad & Zane stay at ringside as Pull Me Under brings Davin Moreland to the ring one last time. "Glory" by The Score brings out the Lone Star Champions Sebastian Davis. They go nose to nose in the middle of the ring during the formal introductions. ~~~
Again, Flair/Steamboat. Taker/HBK, whatever tickles your fancy here.
~~~ Moreland and Davis are both staggering. Moreland looks for the RGDC, but Davis blocks! Suplex lift. Sebastian gets him vertical, and then... SPRING BREAK PLUNGE! 1... 2... 3!
The crowd jeers, expecting a send-them-home-happy finish, but it wasn't to be. Davis starts to get in Davin's face, but Dre Gaines tosses him to the floor! Chad and Zane join Davin in the ring and they embrace again. Chad calls for their gear, and after one last thank you to the crowd, he sets his cowboy hat on the canvas. Zane leaves his boots and Davin his Patriots jersey side by side by side. they walk to the ring to the adoration of the crowd. The camera zooms in on the hat, boots, and jersey in the ring as we fade... ~~~