[Lucky]

Britney Spears





vs


Kristin Kreuk



Poll closes on Tuesday.

[Batman]

=

[The Canadian Content]

I abstain.

[docx]

Are you SERIOUSLY trying to say that Kristin Kreuk looks like an alien?! What are you smoking?
Lana Lang ALL THE WAY!!!

[Batman]

Giant eyes too far apart, yeah.

I couldn't find a really good picture for it; something with her hair pulled back into a ponytail and looking straight into the camera with that blank stare of hers.

[Lucky]

Giant eyes? You sure you're not just assigning her giant eyes "for an asian"?

Racist.

[Loki]

Nah, Serg's just upset at her cause she's black.

[docx]

Here are all the reasons Kristin Kreuk is way hotter than Britney "The Modern Elvis" Spears:
1) Never appeared on "Mickey Mouse Club"
2) Is not a pre-packaged, manufactured, jammed-down-your-throat commodity.
3) Has never tried to first feign innocance and virginality, only to then turn aroound and be the world's most gigantic hooor to try to stay relevant.
4) DocX says so.
5) She's fucking Superman. Think of the strength this woman has in her Keigel muscles. (Oh wait...that's just her character) (Even still.)
6) She still has all her own hair.
7) No pictures of her attacking an SUV with an umbrella.
Has never let Kevin Federline put the spurs to her (to the best of my knowledge).
9) Has let DocX put the spurs to her. (It was nice.)
10) Is not the modern equivalent of Elvis Presley (hillbilly with way too much money for her own good)
11) Kristin Kreuk knows which way a baby seat is supposed to face in a car. (to the best of my knowledge)
12) Look at her - she's fucking hot!!!!

[Evil Scotty]

Doc convinced me, LANA for this round.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Kruek is cute. Spears was hot.

[salmonjunkie]

Britney Spears has a neck like an NFL linebacker.

[Loki]

Just gives you more to hold on to when you're taking her from behind.

[docx]

loki said:

Just gives you more to hold on to when you're taking her from behind.

Right.
You.
K-Fed.
Half the state of California.
The Red Bull salesman from the Kwik-E-Mart down the block from her dealer's apartment.
Her dealer.
Regis Philbin.
Tom Arnold.
Justin Timberlake.
Paris Hilton (with proper accessories added).
Shall I go on? Because I can.

[Loki]

Do you have video footage? If the answer is yes, then please continue. And provide the footage.

[Loki]

Brit: VOTE FOR ME OR ELSE!

[docx]

Umm...yeah. So let's review. You can vote for Lana Lang. Or, basically, you can vote for Lex Luthor. Hmmm...

A vote for Britney Spears is a vote for Bald Headed Madness. There are actually a few varieties of Madness that are sexually attractive. Bald Headed Madness is not one of them.

[Batman]

I found another good picture of Lana:

[Lucky]

And its tied! The fallen pop princess and Lana Lang are knotted at 8 and it will fall to our tiebreaker to decide. She's a Smallville fan, isn't she? Damn... I think Dev's whole "push any woman who ever starred in a WB drama" agenda may have gained a powerful ally.

[Courtney]

Yay tiebreaker! I would mess with you guys on this one, but um...I loathe Britney Spears so yeah...unless someone else votes by tomorrow, I'm gonna break this one up.

[DevSop]

I love you Courtney. Britney's only place in this showdown was to get destroyed. And court, if you look at the original top 25 votes, everyone did, you'll notice that one Ms. Tricia Helfer is in my top 25.

Just saying is all.

[Courtney]

Ok Dev, you brought up BSG and that always wins.

Thanks Tex.