We cut to an almost abandoned television studio and see Ric Flair.
Ric: I was sitting at home- in the big house on the big side of town- when I received a phone call from a man named Matthew Folz. "Nature Boy, I got a business proposition for you. I believe you're the best wrestler of all time and have an almost unlimited knowledge of this greatest sport of them all. So I want to hire you. I'm going to give you a blank check and I want you to go out and build the greatest wrestling company in the history of this industry."
So that's exactly what I'm going to do. I promise you you're going to see talent from all over the world putting on phenomenal matches night after night. Stay tuned to this channel for updates when they happen, but remember this: Diamonds are forever and so is WCW. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flair: I'm pleased-WOOOOOOO- pleased to announce the first two hires to WCW. I always say "To be the man, you have to beat the man" and right now she is the Man. Becky Lynch, welcome to WCW. And I can testify first hand that this next man can hit as hard as anyone in the history of this great sport. He will be in the Battle of the Big Man tournament...VADER! Stay tuned for further updates and remember that Diamonds are Forever and so is WCW. WOOOOOOOO!!
Card so far:
WCW Championship Match Becky Lynch vs ???
Battle of The Big Man Tournament Vader vs ??? ??? vs ???
We fade in and see the end of a Becky Lynch vs Tessa Blanchard vs Molly Holly vs Mickie James 4 corners match. After Becky makes Mickie tap to win the match, all 4 women shake hands in a show of good sportsmanship. As the crowd applauds WCW General Manager Ric Flair enters the ring with a microphone.
Flair: WOOOO! That's the kind of action you're going to see night after night in Women's Championship Wrestling. We have big plans going for...
Before he can finish his sentence, the lights in the arena go out. When they come back on, we see Flair, Lynch, Blanchard, Holly and James all down. Standing behind them with steel chairs are Trish Stratus, Lita, Katie Lea Burchill and Cheerleader Melissa. Some familiar music hits:
Eric Bischoff comes out.
Eric: Ric Flair, did you really think I was going to lower myself to working for you as an announcer? I took this job for one reason, to corrupt your company from the inside. Because everyone knows that no one will ever watch a promotion you're in charge of. And some members of the board of directors agree with me. That's why I'd like to introduce you to some of the members of the New Women's Order. We're going to show you who the most dominant promotion is.