[Mr. Dashbee]

Liz

Old McDonald Presents
A Barn Yard Wrestling Event
at the Cow Palace Arena

Announcers: Michael Cole & Lanny Poffo
Referee: Tamina

Hogpen Match
Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake vs 2 Cold Scorpio

E I E I No Holds Barred
Lodi & Lenny Lane vs The Rougeaus vs The Usos
(for the BYW Tag Team Championship)

Cow Tipping (Test of Strength)
Earthquake vs Bobby Lashley

Golden Corral Presents The Golden Ticket Gauntlet
Claudio Castignoli vs Bruno Sammartino vs Johnny Nitro vs Umaga
(winner receives a Golden Ticket for a shot at World Heavyweight Title, can be used at any time)

Throwdown At The Hoedown
Fandango vs Disco Inferno

BunkHouse Brawl
Tommaso Ciampa (C) vs Samoa Joe
(For the BYW World Heavyweight Championship)

Sponsored By: Bob Evans Down on the Farm.

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Cub

Ring of War - Total Combat
Wembley Stadium

General Manager - Theodore Long
Commentators - Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler and Lance Russell
Ring announcer and interviewer - Xia Brookside
Referee - Justin King aka Black Ref

Pre-show

Naomi and Emma vs Aja Kong and Jessamyn Duke

Main card

ROW Light Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
Jordan Devlin vs Rey Fenix vs PJ Black vs Tyson Kidd

Buddy Murphy vs Chris Hero

Dragon Lee, Bandido and Jushin Liger vs Tyler Bate, Zack Sabre Jr. and Travis Banks

Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snuka vs Kofi Kingston

‘The Fiend’ Bray Wyatt vs ‘Macho King’ Randy Savage w/ Miss Elizabeth

ROW Tag Team Championship Tag Team Turmoil Anything Goes
The Wyatt Family (Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) vs War Machine (Hanson & Rowe) vs New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg & Billy Gunn vs Lucha House Party (Lince Dorado & Gran Metalik)

Randy Orton vs Ilja Dragunov

ROW Women’s Championship
Ember Moon vs Fabulous Moolah

ROW World Championship
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Hulk Hogan

[Mr. Dashbee]

I know the poll has the wrong name, but this is definitely round 1!

[Matte]

Liz:
-Main event is great
-I'm on board for Fandango/Disco
-I think Claudio/Bruno one-on-one would've excited me more than the four-way
-I can respect you sticking to your theme

Cub:
-I like Austin/Hogan as the main event
-Orton/Dragunov is oddly captivating to me
-Nothing here I outright dislike, but nothing that blows me away

[L!zz~]

Results:

2 Cold Scorpio wins, Brutus winds up in a filthy pen where hogs quickly squash him even more.

The Rougeous win the BYW World Tag Team Championships when Raymond pins Lodi. Jey just misses breaking up the pin.


The fun loving Earthquake isn't taking this bout too seriously. He came out dressed in cow costume. Lashley tries once to lift him...fails

Tries again...fails

Looks like he's about to try a third time as quake is laughing and punt kicks Quake in the nuts.
Tamina separates them. Quake recovers and comes back to win. He tips two in the time in takes Lashley to stop flexing.

Claudio Castagnoli wins the Golden Ticket in a 45 minute bout. Nitro was knocked unconscious towards the end after a splash to the outside by Umaga saw him hit his head on a wheelbarrow.


Fandango's fancy foot work catches Disco off guard. 'Dango hits the Last Dance for 1.2..cha cha cha..

The Main Event started fast and furious. So intent on beating the crap out of each other, they don't even pause when Claudio's music hits again. Running out he tosses his golden ticket to Tamina and jumps into the fray. Jumping up onto a hay stack he launches himself at Ciampa and Joe. We have ourselves a triple threat match! Both are knocked down but are quick to get up and wild brawl ensures.

At 59:25 Claudio catches Ciampa in a swing! He swings him into Joe! Joe is down! A few more swings and Claudio drops Ciampa. A dizzy Ciampa walks right into an uppercut, followed by a DDT onto a shovel. Tamina slides in and we get a new champion!

[Cub]

You’ve got a strong roster Liz and I really like your gimmick/theme. I think you might beat me here

[L!zz~]

Apr 27, 2020 8:23:52 GMT -5 Cub said:

You’ve got a strong roster Liz and I really like your gimmick/theme. I think you might beat me here

Thank you. I really like yours. I would definitely vote for it. I suck at writing cards and since I was entertaining myself by drafting only those whose names end in a vowel, I figured I had to see it thru. If only to entertain myself lol

[Road Warrior Shark]

This is one where just on paper, it's a coin flip. But after laughing at some of Liz's results. I can't not vote for her.

[Leo]

Liz
The humorous theme is strong, but it helps most of the match-ups would be good on their own.
Fandango vs. Disco Inferno in a dance-off has real comedy gold potential.
The main event is right on.
Cow tipping match is funny.
Golden ticket gauntlet feels like too much of a styles clash, but it's an interesting mix of guys.

Cub
Moon vs. Moolah feels like a style clash and not really a dream match up.
Of course, Austin vs. Hogan has always been talked about, so can't go wrong there.
Wyatt vs. Savage I'm way intrigued for.
Snuka vs. Kofi has world's of potential.
A lot of hidden gems here.

[L!zz~]

Leo,

I agree, I probably went a little heavy with the theme. After bombing the past few years I figured I'd go for broke to at least give people a chuckle.