[Lucky]

4 seed Jennifer Love Hewitt gave a beating to Anna Nicole Smith, but how much of a fight was that? She gets a fresher challenge in 5 seed Shakira. Shakira used the magic in her hips to come away with the narrowest of victories over Amy Smart. So does another cute challenger with a higher seed have what it takes to knock her out?

JenniferLove Hewitt




vs


Shakira



Poll closes Sunday.

[docx]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is
A) Not that sexy.
B) A terrible actor
C) An even more terrible singer
D) All of the above.

Shakira may not make music I like, and I've never seen her act, but she can move in obscene fashion and she is very sexy.

If we as Punsters allow JLH to advance in this round, then the war is over. Anarchy rules the streets and we are doomed as a people.
(Am I overstating things?)

[Jack Quinn]

why are we basing votes on talent? I heard the same argument in the Kournikova voting. I really don't care if they can act or sing worth a shit if they look good, they look good.

[docx]

mooseheadjack said:

why are we basing votes on talent? I heard the same argument in the Kournikova voting. I really don't care if they can act or sing worth a shit if they look good, they look good.

See "Argument A" and "Entire Argument for Ms. Shakira."
Thank you. That is all.

[Chris Eco]

Wow. Siete personas son muy tontos. No les gustan las columbianas? (?Shakira es columbiana, si?)

[williamssl]

Las cucarachas entran pero no pueden salir.

[The Canadian Content]

What doc said.

[docx]

Looks like the Hard Times are a-comin'.

A travesty.

[salmonjunkie]

Hewitt? Bleh. Shakira blows her away.

[Batman]

Not in this poll she doesn't. But that's because . . . um . . . "diez loco." "Diez" so far anyhow. Please don't anybody make it "once." My faith in my fellow man is rapidly slipping away.

[Lucky]

I'm still on the fence to make it once. But since my vote the other way would just make it siente I don't see the point.

This is a LITTLE racist. Un pequeno.

Besides, Rosario is advancing. No racism here. I think Salma's still hanging on too.

[docx]

luckylopez said:

Besides, Rosario is advancing. No racism here. I think Salma's still hanging on too.

Salma Hayek is hot, so that's bueno.
Rosario Dawson looks like a boy half the time, so that's loco.
Shakira is way hotter than Jennifer Love Prepubescentboy, so this is El Caballo. (I ran out of Spanish words I know.)

[Mikey]

Shakira's eyes are too big for her face... If I gotta make an argument against, that's it. VERY minute detail, but that's what it comes down to with ladies as fine as what we have left on the board.

And in the years since JLH has faded from relevance, I had forgotten just how fucking hot she is/was. JLH's first pic and Shakira's second pic are basically the same... and Hewitt wins that one on points. So would everyone shut the fuck up?

[Batman]

No.

You (and ten other guys) are crazy.

I don't mean in a "sure, they're both hot, but one clearly edges out the other" way. I mean that Shakira is one of the hottest women ever, whereas I literally would kick Hewitt out of bed for eating crackers. She looks retarded. Why don't her eyes ever seem to focus on anything? Is she cross-eyed? I think she's going for "dreamy" but it ain't workin'.

For me, anyhow. I am clearly in the minority, though. But, we'll be a vocal minority if we want!

[Loki]

Here here.

The 2nd pic of Shakira and 1st of JLH may be the same, but the 2nd pic of JLH is awful. Especially when compared to the first of the blonde chick.

Hey, different strokes and all that, but I'm never considered JLH hot. She was good looking in her Party of 5 days, but now? There's something about her face that turns me off.

[Lucky]

Here's the deal. Once you get past the body I think Shakira is a very plain looking woman. Her face is not very attractive to me. When Britney Spears shaved her head the lack of quality feminine features in her face really stood out and she became very unattractive. Not because she was bald and I find that unattractive, but because the lack of the very feminine hair and ignoring her body (or her body just not being that special) left her as rather unnoteworthy. On the flips side when Portman shaved her head she retained much of her beauty. Her face was very feminine and fine, so while I still don't find her "OMG HAWT!" I pretty much found her as cute as ever bald.

So I don't think Shakira's pretty at all. And her body is VERY good but I don't think its anything amazing in and of itself. Its the way she moves it. And don't get me wrong, that La Tortura video is one of the hottest 3 minutes put to film in the history of the media. She becomes amazingly hot when she starts moving her body in those sort of ways. On the other hand I can turn on that video with her and Beyonce and be struck by how not terribly sexy she is in it to the point where I can't be distracted from how bad the song is.

So that's my logic. Hewitt is prettier. And while her body can never match up to Shakira's in her high points its better than Shakira's the rest of the time. Which is an odd stand for me to have since I'm not a big boobies guy. Plus Hewitt rocks the girl next door thing which I've always had a thing for. On the other hand Sir Gay's ballot and ladies of choice suggest that he does NOT have a thing for All American, girl next door types. He likes exotic, often "skanky", tattoed, and wild looking women. He also likes the big blonde bombshell which you won't find one of on my ballot. Meanwhile he's got Pam Anderson, Marilyn, and Anna freakin Nicole.

[Lucky]

That being said, I haven't actually voted yet. But I'm leaning for Hewitt. Not that it appears to matter.

[Batman]

luckylopez said:

On the other hand Sir Gay's ballot and ladies of choice suggest that he does NOT have a thing for All American, girl next door types.

Yup, the punk girls, the geek girls, and the bombshells.

It occurs to me that this showdown has led to us knowing way more than we need to know about one another's taste in women.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Will this win Shakira any more votes?

[BC]

Just look at that jiggle. That's some fine ass jelly there

[Chris Eco]

Whoever the person is that voted in this poll that didn't vote in Biel vs. Kiebler, go vote for Stacy.

[Lucky]

I believe that person would be me. And I fear you won't be happy with my decision.

[Chris Eco]

That's all right. It's your right to hate freedom if you so desire.

[Lucky]

Yes, I do hate freedom. But I love Love. And she advances 12-8. Ok, I don't love her. But I like her marginally more than Shakira. Sorry booty fans.