[Lucky]

I'm not wasting time finding new pictures or writing anything up. The stupid fake accounts fucked up the first poll. Since we're all being children and not fessing up to the who and where we just get to scrap the whole thing and start over. This is a silly poll guys, but voting with fake accounts doesn't provide anyone amusement but yourself and gives me another (small) headache. So lets skip it this time.

Alyssa Milano





vs



Jennifer Connelly




Poll closes Sunday.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'll trade future votes to get my girl in...

[Batman]

I'd be game, but I already said I was voting Connelly the first time around.

[DevSop]

I should complain and say that fake votes in any poll should cause a re-vote if it's happening in this case. But then I'll just get people jumping on me since I did it all in good fun, not even thinking I had a chance to affect the outcome in Bell/Scarlet. In all honesty; I expected a vote of something like 10-2 in that matchup so the fact that it was even close without the fake votes is good enough. But I'm confused as to how this has a runoff when it's quite obvious that Milano's leading the entire way and then Connelly comes back at the end and there are obvious fake votes.

[Lucky]

Because that's a presumption. I also presume those fake votes went to Connelly. But since noone's being up front about it (and for the life of me I can't understand why they're not) I have no idea. In the case of Bell/Scarlet matchup there were two accounts clearly registered to you that it was safe to assume you voted for Bell. And when we did assume you didn't correct us. When the two new ones popped up it was safe to presume they were for Scarlet. And honestly, they were meaningless. She had a 4 vote win in the end. Were my presumptions wrong and 1 or both of them were for Bell it would have just made an equal or bigger win for Scarlet. It really means nothing when we're right in presuming those went to Scarlet because the vote was wide enough.

In this case we presume Vols voted 2 for Connelly. If he did Milano wins by 2. If he voted 2 for Milano Connelly wins by 2. If he split the vote for whatever reason its a tie. Vols never openly campaigned for Connelly and he didn't even vote in that poll under his own name. So I honestly have no idea what the motivator in that was. Because if he just wanted to steal the vote for someone why didn't he add that 3rd vote? It just doesn't make clear sense and (again) noone's helping explain what happened. And at the same time people are claiming Solly was handling those accounts and Tex stepped up to speak for them in the Bell/Scarlet thread. So I don't even know that it was Vols handling those accounts and casting those votes. I have NO idea what's going on, even if I also presume that they were 2 votes thrown to Connelly to try and steal the vote. So I guess this is what we do.

Bottom line. When you did your fake accounts it was in good fun and you were more than willing to take the blame when it was noticed. It was easily fixable. Noone's taking the blame this time.

It opens up the door for Solly to campaign for votes for his girl over again. It opens up the door for people who missed that first deadline. Its not fair. But I really don't care anymore and this is way too silly for me to have wasted as much time, effort, and frustration on this as I already have. I feel like its the damn Keeper League. Its an excuse to post pictures of hot chicks and argue their relative hotness. Not to weigh over the fairness of silly internet polls.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

4 graphs on the validity of a hot chick poll?

I ain't one of dem queers but I love you.

[Lucky]

Please. I could write 4 paragraphs on my lunch. Which is doubly impressive considering I didn't have lunch today.

I'm hungry.

[DevSop]

But if I was to say that my 2 fake accounts went to Scarlet just to fuck with everyone's head; is there anyway to check? No, and I'm still having fun with it, but if we're presuming Scarlet had the votes to win there, I think it's just as easy to presume Milano won here. And if that's the case, why not just ask everyone who they voted for, leaving out the supposed fake accounts.

[Lucky]

Honestly? Because I didn't want to go through that effort and because noone was stepping up already so my faith in my fellow man was down. I just took the easy route because I don't want to care about this anymore.

You're right about the chance to lie about the votes to fuck with the count. And if you had said your 2 accounts went to Scarlet I probably wouldn't have believed you. Again, that's the problem with Vols being the guy who has the fake accounts. If they were Solly's accounts I just would have said "oh, its Solly. He voted Connelly so Milano wins 9-7." But presuming it was Vols I don't know who he favored. And he could have been doing it at the behest of Solly. Or Solly could have been using his accounts for the Risk game. Or someone else could have. So in that case, yeah. Even if Vols or someone else stepped up to say they voted for so-and-so with the fake accounts (which still hasn't happened) it could theoretically be a lie to push the vote the other way.

Again, that's what it comes down to. When you voted with 2 fake accounts it was pretty clear you voted for Bell and you didn't object. When the other 2 voted in that poll they were meaningless. The difference in the two situations is that (a) we don't know who Vols supported or if it was even him who voted and (b) the vote is close enough that it matters.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

That's nothing - just wait until there's a hot guy poll. He'll create 20 accounts for his boy.

[Chris Eco]

Are you kidding? I'll make forty.

[GoVols]

Just for the record, I did vote for Connelly twice in the last poll. I don't check in here veryoften, so I didn't know there was a question. I was asked to vote for her by someone and compled. Sorry about that. Didn't think it was a big deal, but won't ever let it happen again.

[Jack Quinn]

figures a Texessean would cheat

[williamssl]

govols said:

Just for the record, I did vote for Connelly twice in the last poll. I don't check in here veryoften, so I didn't know there was a question. I was asked to vote for her by some gay Joooo who's infatuated by her and complied. Sorry about that. Didn't think it was a big deal, but won't ever listen to Jooo's again. Especially gay ones.

Fixed

[The Jewish Cunthead]

How can I be gay and still love Connelly?

[Jack Quinn]

That's Texessee logic

[Lucky]

Now we have our evidence that Alyssa was screwed if she loses. If the Joo screwed her for his infatuation... OHH!!!

[Evil Scotty]

KICK HIS ASS LUCKY!!!

[Lucky]

Actually, shouldn't I just lock up shop now that we know and declare Milano the winner?

Vols, its not THAT big a deal. I just didn't know what to do. Besides, its clearly Solly's fault. Cheating bastard didn't even own up to it.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

KICK HIS ASS LUCKY!!!

Hush.

[Evil Scotty]

[Evil Scotty]

fsolomon75 said:

If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

KICK HIS ASS LUCKY!!!

Hush.

Bite me.

[creepy]

I voted Connelly. Just to tie it up. Yup.

[Evil Scotty]

it's 10 - 9. what are you smoking?

[williamssl]

Someone voted after him to give Milano the lead she deserves.