[Chris Eco]

Sharky:

KO Wrestling
Presents Karnage in Key West

Announce Team: Eric Bischoff & Drake Maverick

Championship Committee Chairperson: Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

Senior Official: Teddy Long

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KOW Heavyweight Championship Match
Tetsuya Naito (C) vs. "The Yellow Rose of Texas" David Von Erich


KOW Tag Team Title Match
Guerillas of Destiny (C) - Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa vs. Imperium - Fabian Aichner & Marcel Barthel


KOW Streaming Championship
Jushin Thunder Liger (C) vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Tiger Mask I


American Wolves - Eddie Edwards & Davey Richards vs. Doom Protection Agency - Bradshaw, Ron Simmons, "The Natural" Butch Reed (Freebird Rule)


KOW Classic Championship Match (10 Minute Time Limit, ROH Pure Rules, 20 Count on floor, Title changes hand on a DQ)
"The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff vs. "The Handsome Half-Breed" Gino Hernandez


Chairs Match
"The Chairman of WCW" La Parka vs. "The Chairman of AEW" Shawn Spears


Venomous Serpents - "The Viper" Randy Orton & "The Cobra" Santino Marella vs. The Powers of Pain - The Warlord & The Barbarian w/ Slick


Dog Collar Match
"The Destroyer" Bobby Lashley vs. The One Man Gang w/ Slick


The Pitbulls - Pitbull #1 & Pitbull #2 vs. The Natural Disasters - Earthquake & Typhoon


Lucky Seven Scramble - Winner of the fall Receives $100,000, the Loser of the fall is Fired
Chris Adonis vs. El Dandy vs. The Great Sasuke vs. Barry Horowitz vs. Ahmed Johnson vs. Eugene vs. Gene Snitsky



Leo:

Respected Awesome Wrestlers All-Star Syndicate (RAW ASS)

Announcers: Matt Striker and Vince Russo

RAW ASS World Title
Bret "the Hitman" Hart vs. Lou Thesz

RAW ASS Tag Team Titles
Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) vs. the Mysterios (Rey and Dominik)

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jay Lethal vs. Austin Aries vs. Joe Gacy vs. Low Ki vs. Adam Rose

Mixed Match Challenge
Wonders of the World (Andre the Giant and Nia Jax) vs. The Rose Garden (“Playboy” Buddy Rose and Mandy Rose)

Singapore Cane Match
Sandman vs. Orange Cassidy
If Cassidy loses he can never wear clothes with pockets again

RAW ASS Women’s Title
“Rowdy” Ronda Rousey vs. Natalya Neidhart

Dory Funk Jr. vs. Ilja Dragunov with Gary Hart

Team USA vs. Team Canada
Tony Atlas, Wahoo McDaniel and Ken Patera with Alundra Blayze vs. Petey Williams, Eric Young and Test

Vat of Whip Cream Paddle on a Pole Match
Velvet Sky vs. Dana Brooke

“Mad Dog” Buzz Sawyer vs. Ryback with Gary Hart

Billy Jack Haynes vs. Iceman King Parsons

George “The Animal” Steele vs. The Great Kabuki with Gary Hart


Dev:

Devil's Vendetta Wrestling presents...
The Wrestling Trap
Live from Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada
Announced by Excalibur & Baron Corbin

DVW World Heavyweight Championship Qualifier
Ric Flair representing The Four Horsemen vs. Adam Cole representing Mount Undisputed

DVW World Woman's Championship Qualifier
Asuka vs. Paige vs. Kay Lee Ray

Texas Tornado Tag Team Match
The Royal Family (Jeff Jarrett & Jerry Lawler) w/Jimmy Hart & Moolah vs. Heavy Machinery (Otis & Tucker)

DVW World Woman's Championship Qualifier
Charlotte Flair vs. Deonna Purrazzo

DVW World Heavyweight Championship Qualifier
Keith Lee vs. Jake Roberts

DVW World Heavyweight Championship Qualifier
Cody Rhodes vs. Terry Funk

Six-Person Championship Match
The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes, Terry Gordy, & Cameron Grimes) vs. The Four Horsemen (Dean Malenko, Ethan Page, & Wardlow)

DVW World Woman's Championship Qualifier
Lita vs. Ruby Soho

DVW Next Generation Championship Match - Pure Rules
Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Austin Theory representing Mount Undisputed

DVW World Woman's Championship Qualifier
Rhea Ripley vs. Mickie James

DVW World Heavyweight Championship Qualifier
AJ Styles vs. "Hangman" Adam Page

DVW World Tag Team Championship Match - Ladder Match
Mount Undisputed (Roderick Strong & Jack Evans) vs. The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins)


Dark Match
Honky Tonk Man w/Jimmy Hart & Moolah vs. Rikishi w/Mr. Fuji

[Cliffsnotes]

The “pockets” stipulation is fantastic.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Can't swear I'll get to do this every round, but here we go.

Obviously, voting for Sharky (And encouraging you to do the same) But here's my evaluation for the other 2.

Leo:

The Mixed Tag is good stuff, and appropriate use of Andre.

I hate watching Sandman, but God DAMN, do I want to see him to beat the shit out of OC, who I hate watching worse.

Sneaky good, and probably MOT Night is Dory Funk Jr and Ilja. Dragunov seems like a perfect fit for Gary Hart too. Bravo.

Dev:

Holy hell. Flair/Cole AND Styles/Hangman on the same card. <insert take my money meme>

But, a lot of balance the rest of the way. Likely gets my vote in any other matchup.

[DevSop]

I gave Leo a bunch of guys I really don’t like so I kinda feel bad voting against him, but I’m also in the match so that makes it easier. Sharky has a solid old-school card that might get my vote in other matches.

[bcoop]

Jan 7, 2022 19:17:38 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

Dev:

Holy hell. Flair/Cole AND Styles/Hangman on the same card. <insert take my money meme>

But, a lot of balance the rest of the way. Likely gets my vote in any other matchup.

Do I get points for being the one who drafted all four of them?

[Chris Eco]

Things I really like:

Sharky - Streaming Championship, Lashley v. One Man Gang
Leo - Tag Titles and MITB, and the pockets schtick is very funny
Dev - Flair/Cole, Lita/Soho, getting a kick out of the Heavy Machinery use ... I could go on but I'll just vote Dev.