[cletusegw]

534. Pat Tanaka

[Eric O'Mac]

536. Jeff Cobb/ Matanza Cueto

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 10, 2022 13:19:15 GMT -5 Eric O'Mac said:

I am changing things up and may be looking to trade away some guys. If you are interested in Drew McIntyre, PAC, Jay White, Charlie Haas, Swerve Strickland, Ilja Dragunov, Wheeler YUTA, Austin Theory, Daniel Garcia, Doug Williams, Low Ki, Elix Skipper, Chad Gable or Jason Jordan, let me know. Only looking for talent exchanges.

I might want Drew or Gable.

[Chris Eco]

We pick up where Bianca Belair has accepted Roman Reigns’s challenge back in Round 5.

Foley: Bianca, I think that’s an awesome idea. Give me a couple hours to clear it with legal, and we’ll send you over the contract.

Roman: I’m sorry, what contract?

Bianca: Thanks, Mick - you let them know I don’t fight for cheap, okay?

Foley: We’ll take care of you.

Bianca: Awesome. Roman, I’ll be seeing you—and you better bring your best.

Bianca walks off while Brock snickers.

Roman: Don’t you laugh.

Lesnar: You’re fighting a girrrrrl.

Roman: I am not fighting a girl—Mick, you take that back right now, you understand me? This is my show, you work for me.

Foley: Actually, Roman, I don’t think I do.

Voice: But you do work for me.



Vince McMahon comes in.

McMahon: Now you listen here, Mick. These are my guys, Brock and Roman. These guys are a license to print money. And you are not going to waste their talent, you are not going to waste my money, on some sideshow freak entertainment intergender match, do you hear me?

Foley: Vince, you know I respect you.

McMahon: Darn right you do.

Foley: And I owe you so much.

McMahon: Darn right you do.

Foley: But I hate to break it to you ... I don’t work for you either.

McMahon: You don’t work for me? Cut the crap, Mick, why else would I be drafted.

Foley: I think you were drafted as an announcer.

McMahon: An announcer?!

Roman: What kind of idiot would draft Vince McMahon as an announcer.

Brock: Hey, don’t listen to him, you were a great announcer, boss.

McMahon: You’re darn right I was, SHUT UP, Roman!

Roman: I don’t need to hear this. Mick. Tell us who you work for.

Foley: I’ll let him tell you. BOSS!

Out from the nearby office comes …



… GREG DEMARCO!

Greg: All right, what’s going on out here?

Foley: Greg, these guys don’t like the idea of putting Roman against Bianca.

Lesnar: Excuse me, Mick, I think it’s great.

Greg: Look, I don’t mind an intergender match if it’s booked right, but I get it. They’re stars in their own divisions. Roman, let’s meet in the middle. You face a man, I pick that man, fine with you?

Vince: Now you listen here, you don’t just get to ambush the Head of the Table with whoever you like—

Roman: VINCE! It’s fine. Sure. Whoever you want. Rude, Batista, whoever.

Greg: Actually, he hasn’t been picked yet. With the 537th pick, Two-Sixty Five Live selects …

(Music starts)

Music: When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside …

Foley: Greg, I think he was already picked.

Music: Your pigs run away and the cows all hide …

Vince: What in the world?

Music: When you hurt my paisanos, then you hurt me deep. You better believe, with the fishes you will sleep …

Greg: Here he comes!





































537. "Redneck Mafia" Cletus Gambino




Sharky up, not counting floaters.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I think this next pick is vastly underrated WRT his place in history. Not only for the NWO and Monday Night 'War' but for his thinking of wrestling as a TV product first, and touring company second. An effective announcer, heat magnet, and fantastic talker, and insightful podcaster,

The Man in charge of Power Wrestling.

539. Eric Bischoff

[The Canadian Content]

Nice work, Eco.


Solly:

540. Titus O'Neil

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 10, 2022 15:06:39 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Nice work, Eco.


Solly:

540. Titus O'Neil

What?

[Leo]

May 10, 2022 15:16:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

May 10, 2022 15:06:39 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Nice work, Eco.


Solly:

540. Titus O'Neil

What?

You're too damn fast. The click didn't take and I wound up copying and pasting the previously used photo. Fixed right after I did it.   

[The Canadian Content]

May 10, 2022 15:19:52 GMT -5 Leo said:

May 10, 2022 15:16:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

What?

You're too damn fast. The click didn't take and I wound up copying and pasting the previously used photo. Fixed right after I did it.   

Titus Tanaka is awesome, though.

[cletusegw]

May 10, 2022 14:56:10 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

We pick up where Bianca Belair has accepted Roman Reigns’s challenge back in Round 5.

Foley: Bianca, I think that’s an awesome idea. Give me a couple hours to clear it with legal, and we’ll send you over the contract.

Roman: I’m sorry, what contract?

Bianca: Thanks, Mick - you let them know I don’t fight for cheap, okay?

Foley: We’ll take care of you.

Bianca: Awesome. Roman, I’ll be seeing you—and you better bring your best.

Bianca walks off while Brock snickers.

Roman: Don’t you laugh.

Lesnar: You’re fighting a girrrrrl.

Roman: I am not fighting a girl—Mick, you take that back right now, you understand me? This is my show, you work for me.

Foley: Actually, Roman, I don’t think I do.

Voice: But you do work for me.



Vince McMahon comes in.

McMahon: Now you listen here, Mick. These are my guys, Brock and Roman. These guys are a license to print money. And you are not going to waste their talent, you are not going to waste my money, on some sideshow freak entertainment intergender match, do you hear me?

Foley: Vince, you know I respect you.

McMahon: Darn right you do.

Foley: And I owe you so much.

McMahon: Darn right you do.

Foley: But I hate to break it to you ... I don’t work for you either.

McMahon: You don’t work for me? Cut the crap, Mick, why else would I be drafted.

Foley: I think you were drafted as an announcer.

McMahon: An announcer?!

Roman: What kind of idiot would draft Vince McMahon as an announcer.

Brock: Hey, don’t listen to him, you were a great announcer, boss.

McMahon: You’re darn right I was, SHUT UP, Roman!

Roman: I don’t need to hear this. Mick. Tell us who you work for.

Foley: I’ll let him tell you. BOSS!

Out from the nearby office comes …



… GREG DEMARCO!

Greg: All right, what’s going on out here?

Foley: Greg, these guys don’t like the idea of putting Roman against Bianca.

Lesnar: Excuse me, Mick, I think it’s great.

Greg: Look, I don’t mind an intergender match if it’s booked right, but I get it. They’re stars in their own divisions. Roman, let’s meet in the middle. You face a man, I pick that man, fine with you?

Vince: Now you listen here, you don’t just get to ambush the Head of the Table with whoever you like—

Roman: VINCE! It’s fine. Sure. Whoever you want. Rude, Batista, whoever.

Greg: Actually, he hasn’t been picked yet. With the 537th pick, Two-Sixty Five Live selects …

(Music starts)

Music: When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside …

Foley: Greg, I think he was already picked.

Music: Your pigs run away and the cows all hide …

Vince: What in the world?

Music: When you hurt my paisanos, then you hurt me deep. You better believe, with the fishes you will sleep …

Greg: Here he comes!





































537. "Redneck Mafia" Cletus Gambino




Sharky up, not counting floaters.

Well played kind sir. Well played!

[wwefan]

My next pick is Thunderbolt Patterson.

[Sportsguy]

535. Nova

[Leo]

May 10, 2022 15:25:19 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

May 10, 2022 15:19:52 GMT -5 Leo said:

You're too damn fast. The click didn't take and I wound up copying and pasting the previously used photo. Fixed right after I did it.   

Titus Tanaka is awesome, though.

And his tag partner, Darren Diamond in the Badd Time Players

[rjmap]

I’m not sure I don’t think he has been picked Bobby Eaton If so than I will choose Sam Houston

[The Canadian Content]

May 10, 2022 17:47:37 GMT -5 rjmap said:

I’m not sure I don’t think he has been picked Bobby Eaton If so than I will choose Sam Houston

Eaton went in the 7th. RJ gets Sam Houston at 541.

542. Juventud Guerrera

[Leo]

If Bobby Eaton was available at 541, that would be a tremendous failure on all our parts.

[Matte]

A guy who is definitely still available at 543...


543. Teddy Hart

[Cliffsnotes]

544. Bo Dallas






545. Killer Kowalski

[Matte]

May 10, 2022 19:19:23 GMT -5 Cliffsnotes said:

544. Bo Dallas

I never realized how much Bo Dallas looks like Titus O'Neil.

[Matte]

546. 2 Cold Scorpio

[The Canadian Content]

547. Shotzi Blackheart

[rjmap]

With this pick I will choose Chris Candido

[The Jewish Cunthead]

549. Hercules Hernandez

[Road Warrior Shark]

550. Jose Lothario

[wwefan]

My next pick is 551. Ron Garvin.