[The Jewish Cunthead]

Might as well get it started.

Here are my possible keepers with 2023 costs.

Not saying Shesterkin is untouchable but it would have to be one hell of an offer.

Dawson Mercer (C/RW-NJD) 18
Carter Verhaeghe (C/LW-FLA) 18
Brandon Montour (D-FLA) 18
Dougie Hamilton (D-NJD) 7
Justin Faulk (D-STL) 16
Trevor Zegras (C-ANA) 13
Mason McTavish (C-ANA) 13
Cole Caulfield (LW/RW-MON) 14
Lucas Raymond, LW/RW, DET 16
Robert Thomas (C/RW-STL) 6
Igor Shesterkin (G-NYR) 12

[DevSop]

Here are mine and I'll put them in tiers.

Trade me any pick and they are basically yours
Patrick Kane; RW; NYR (2)
Mark Stone; RW; LVK (3)
Sam Reinhart; C/RW; Fla (4)
Darnell Nurse; D; Edm (4)
Noah Dobson; D; NYI (4)
Max Domi; C/LW/RW; Dal (18)
Philip Danault; C; LAK (18)


Relatively easy to get but will need some value
Clayton Keller; C/LW/RW; Ariz (9)
Boone Jenner; C/LW; Cls (11)
Andre Burakovsky; LW/RW; Sea (13)
Shea Theodore; D; LVK (9)
Adam Larsson; D; Sea (18)
Joseph Woll; G; Tor (18)
Laurent Brossoit; G; LVK (18)


Willing to move but will take discussion
Jared McCann; C/LW; Sea (18)
Karel Vejmelka; G; Ariz (16)


One of these has to go, best offer takes it
Luke Hughes; D; NJD (15) or Owen Power; D; Buff (16)


Expected Keepers; would need a good offer to move on from them
Jack Hughes; C; NJD (5)
Pavel Buchnevich; LW/RW; StL (13)
Travis Konecny; LW/RW; Phil (12)
Akira Schmid; G; NJD (18)

[Road Warrior Shark]

I'll get to the rest of mine eventually, but I know I'll have to trade either Skinner or Georgiev

[ALL CAPS]

My tentatively final keeper list:

Tage Thompson, C, BUF (16)
Jesper Bratt, LW/RW, NJ (16)
Andrei Kuzmenko, LW/RW, VAN (17)
Miro Heiskanen, D, DAL (9)
Antti Raanta, G, CAR (17)

[The Canadian Content]

My keepers:

Elias Pettersson, F, VAM (3)
Mitch Marner, F, TOR (6)
Valeri Nichushkin, F, COL (16)
Alexandar Georgiev, G, COL (16)
Jared Spurgeon, D, MIN (18)


And I'm in desperate need of picks, so these guys are on fire sale:

Michael Bunting, F, CAR (Eight)
Patrik Laine, F, CBS (6)
Rickard Rakell, F, PIT (18)
Sergei Bobrovsky, G, FLAP (2)
Brendan Hagel, F, TB (18)
John Tavares, F, TOR (4)

And more. Hit me up if you've got an abundance of mid-range picks and need keeper options.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 29, 2023 15:40:47 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

My keepers:

Elias Pettersson, F, VAM (3)
Mitch Marner, F, TOR (6)
Valeri Nichushkin, F, COL (16)
Alexandar Georgiev, G, COL (16)
Jared Spurgeon, D, MIN (18)


And I'm in desperate need of picks, so these guys are on fire sale:

Michael Bunting, F, CAR (Eight)
Patrik Laine, F, CBS (6)
Rickard Rakell, F, PIT (18)
Sergei Bobrovsky, G, FLAP (2)
Brendan Hagel, F, TB (18)
John Tavares, F, TOR (4)

And more. Hit me up if you've got an abundance of mid-range picks and need keeper options.

Sssson.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I suck at these. So far, this is what I got

Stuart Skinner [G-Edm] - 18
Mikhail Sergachev [D-TB] - 8
Evander Kane [LW-Edm] - 6
Jason Robertson [LW-Dal] - 3
Adrian Kempe [C-LAK] - 16

Maybe I change my mind, maybe I don't. I'll let ya know.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Aug 29, 2023 16:32:18 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

I suck at these. So far, this is what I got

Stuart Skinner [G-Edm] - 18
Mikhail Sergachev [D-TB] - 8
Evander Kane [LW-Edm] - 6
Jason Robertson [LW-Dal] - 3
Adrian Kempe [C-LAK] - 16

Maybe I change my mind, maybe I don't. I'll let ya know.

Change your mind. Kane will cost you a 4 since you traded picks away.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Aug 29, 2023 17:39:30 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Aug 29, 2023 16:32:18 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

I suck at these. So far, this is what I got

Stuart Skinner [G-Edm] - 18
Mikhail Sergachev [D-TB] - 8
Evander Kane [LW-Edm] - 6
Jason Robertson [LW-Dal] - 3
Adrian Kempe [C-LAK] - 16

Maybe I change my mind, maybe I don't. I'll let ya know.

Change your mind. Kane will cost you a 4 since you traded picks away.

Well, well aware. Working on that.

[mbaker19]

Keepers

C Brady Tkachuk (6)
LW Artemi Panarin (4)
RW Zach Hyman (11)
D Erik Karlsson (14)
G Joonas Korpisolo (18)

[DevSop]

I am locking in the following five:

Jack Hughes - C - NJD
Travis Konecny - RW - Phil
Jared McCann - RW - Sea
Luke Hughes - D - NJD
Akira Schmid - G - NJD

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Locking in:

Carter Verhaeghe (C/LW-FLA) 18
Brandon Montour (D-FLA) 18
Trevor Zegras (C-ANA) 13
Cole Caufield (LW/RW-MON) 14
Igor Shesterkin (G-NYR) 12

[Road Warrior Shark]

Aug 29, 2023 16:32:18 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

I suck at these. So far, this is what I got

Stuart Skinner [G-Edm] - 18
Mikhail Sergachev [D-TB] - 8
Evander Kane [LW-Edm] - 6
Jason Robertson [LW-Dal] - 3
Adrian Kempe [C-LAK] - 16

Maybe I change my mind, maybe I don't. I'll let ya know.

Letting ya know.

Not keeping Kane. Still figuring out my last one. Will have it up by the deadline

[Road Warrior Shark]

Feeling slightly less badly about the list now.

Jason Robertson [LW-Dal] - 3
Mikhail Sergachev [D-TB] - 8
Adrian Kempe [C-LAK] - 16
Dylan Cozens [C-Buf] - 18
Stuart Skinner [G-Edm] - 18

I know giving up a 3 for a Keeper is insane, but Robertson was a top 10 guy last year. Still worth the value there IMO (as long as I don't F it up and accidentally drop him again) Sergachev is still a top 5 Defenseman, so again, still worth the 8 for now. Next year's list will be different.

[Cliffsnotes]

My Five:

G - Filip Gustavson (MIN) - 18
D - Moritz Seider (DET) - 11
F - Miko Rantanen (COL) - 8
F - Logan Cooley (YOTES) - 18
F - Juraj Slafkovsky (MON) - 18


Do you need a Goalie? I have Joonas Korpisalo with a keeper round of 18.

Do you need a Defenseman? I have Josh Morrissey available with a keeper round of 13.

Do you want Miko Rantanen? He has a keeper round of 8, and is probably a top ten skater.

Let me know if interested.

[dallasfanforlife]

Nico Hischier (NJ) - 10
Scott Laughton (PHI) - 18
Dylan Strome (WAS) - 17
Rasmus Anderson (CALG) - 7
Linus Ulmark (BOS) - 6

[The Jewish Cunthead]

The JS:

Larkin
Hughes
Nylander
Meier
Sogaard

[panicfan68]

Keepers:

JT Miller - F - (7)
Bo Horvat - F - 10)
Tim Stuetzle - F - (14)
Evan Bouchard - D - (7)
Tristan Jarry - G - (12)

[Applebee's Margaritas(LP)]

Keeper List - 
J. Eichel - VGK - C
A. Tuch - BUF - RW
C. Stephenson - VGK - C
V. Dunn - SEA - D 

I think I did this right. 

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Mikey via text:

Keepers: Pastrnak, Necas, Jarvis, Burns, Kochetkov

I am not thrilled about this.