2024 NFL Thread
Aug 30, 2024 20:24:54 GMT -5
Post by DevSop on Aug 30, 2024 20:24:54 GMT -5
I am bad at these but let's try again:
AFC East: Dolphins, Bills (WC), Jets, Pats - Fuck Aaron Rodgers. I like Allen more than Tua but I like the pieces around Tua a lot more. I think Maye may be good but it'll take time and the rest of the offense is not good.
AFC North: Bengals, Ravens (WC), Browns, Steelers - I know the Steelers will fuck me like usual and win 9 games and be the Wildcard but at some point Tomlin's soul has to be forfeit. This will be a tight two-team race though the Browns may be competitve.
AFC South: Texans, Colts (WC), Titans, Jags - Who fucking knows. This could be the order. Or I could have it completely reversed. I think the Texans have the most talent but maybe Richardson is great. Maybe Lawrence remembers how to be good. Maybe the Titans pull a rabbit's foot. Anything can happen
AFC West: Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers, Broncos - I'm bored, let's move on.
AFC Championship: Bengals beat the Chiefs (I think if the Ravens get here, they also win)
NFC East: Cowboys, Eagles (WC), Commanders, Giants - I feel dirty, but I think the Cowboys may be less dysfunctional than the Eagles. Eagles have too much talent to not make the playoffs, but I think they need therapy. Oh and Daniel Jones is the worst...long live Carson Beck or god forbid, Shedur Sanders.
NFC North: Lions, Packers (WC), Bears, Vikings - I think Caleb will have 4-5 games of pure excellence and 3-4 games of rookie play but I think they have their QB. I hate that the Packers may have theirs again and I'm already over it-he's not a top 10 QB even if I've heard it too often this off-season. Lions are 1A or 1B of the NFC.
NFC South: Falcons, Bucs, Panthers, Saints - I still don't think Bryce is a bust but please get him some talent before he becomes one for sure. Cousins and a ton of talented skill players and a good defense helps Atlanta rise a bit above mediocrity. And that's what this division is...MID. I won't be shocked if all 4 teams are between 7-10 and 10-7
NFC West: 49ers, Rams (WC), Cardinals, Seahawks - The 49ers are the other 1A or 1B of the NFC. Just quality, especially with Aiyuk re-signed. I think the playoffs come down to Eagles/Rams/Cardinals, but I want to see a full quality season from Kyler before I pencil them into a playoff game. Seahawks are bad.
NFC Championship: Lions over Cowboys (late season injury to CMC derails the 49ers)
Super Bowl: Lions over Bengals.
AFC East: Dolphins, Bills (WC), Jets, Pats - Fuck Aaron Rodgers. I like Allen more than Tua but I like the pieces around Tua a lot more. I think Maye may be good but it'll take time and the rest of the offense is not good.
AFC North: Bengals, Ravens (WC), Browns, Steelers - I know the Steelers will fuck me like usual and win 9 games and be the Wildcard but at some point Tomlin's soul has to be forfeit. This will be a tight two-team race though the Browns may be competitve.
AFC South: Texans, Colts (WC), Titans, Jags - Who fucking knows. This could be the order. Or I could have it completely reversed. I think the Texans have the most talent but maybe Richardson is great. Maybe Lawrence remembers how to be good. Maybe the Titans pull a rabbit's foot. Anything can happen
AFC West: Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers, Broncos - I'm bored, let's move on.
AFC Championship: Bengals beat the Chiefs (I think if the Ravens get here, they also win)
NFC East: Cowboys, Eagles (WC), Commanders, Giants - I feel dirty, but I think the Cowboys may be less dysfunctional than the Eagles. Eagles have too much talent to not make the playoffs, but I think they need therapy. Oh and Daniel Jones is the worst...long live Carson Beck or god forbid, Shedur Sanders.
NFC North: Lions, Packers (WC), Bears, Vikings - I think Caleb will have 4-5 games of pure excellence and 3-4 games of rookie play but I think they have their QB. I hate that the Packers may have theirs again and I'm already over it-he's not a top 10 QB even if I've heard it too often this off-season. Lions are 1A or 1B of the NFC.
NFC South: Falcons, Bucs, Panthers, Saints - I still don't think Bryce is a bust but please get him some talent before he becomes one for sure. Cousins and a ton of talented skill players and a good defense helps Atlanta rise a bit above mediocrity. And that's what this division is...MID. I won't be shocked if all 4 teams are between 7-10 and 10-7
NFC West: 49ers, Rams (WC), Cardinals, Seahawks - The 49ers are the other 1A or 1B of the NFC. Just quality, especially with Aiyuk re-signed. I think the playoffs come down to Eagles/Rams/Cardinals, but I want to see a full quality season from Kyler before I pencil them into a playoff game. Seahawks are bad.
NFC Championship: Lions over Cowboys (late season injury to CMC derails the 49ers)
Super Bowl: Lions over Bengals.