PHWF Championship Tournament 2-5-07
Jan 23, 2007 3:40:50 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Jan 23, 2007 3:40:50 GMT -5
In a cold empty high school gymnasium sixteen wrestlers are gathered around a wrestling ring waiting...
Far off Voice of a Handsome Man- Gentlemen!
A handsome man comes walking across the gymnasium with a clipboard in his hand. He climbs into the ring to address the crowd.
Handsome Man- Sorry...Lady and Gentlemen. Didn't mean to exclude you there, Gator.
Courtney- Ha!
Handsome Man- Thought you'd like that one...let's cut to the chase here. I know you are all curious as to why you've all been invited here. My name is Nate Corbitt, but you may call me The Punisher. Welcome to Pun's House. I have invited the sixteen of you here to showcase the finest wrestling on the planet. I hand-selected you all because you're better than everyone else. You are the elite. But I want to see who's the best. I know 14 of you already know each other from that other league, but let me introduce the others. MGB. He's been terrorizing the south territories and has won 14 world titles from different leagues around Texas and its neighboring states. He'll bring us southern credibility. Mastor Gator is a formor OOWF superstar who made the mistake of leaving for the WWE. After being criminally mishandled he was uncerimoniously tossed out on his can and we can't even speak his old name. Tough break Gator.
Gator- I'll get over it.
Pun- Courtney Shaw is the greatest female wrestler I've ever seen. After a few leagues tried her out in their women's divisions they quickly realized that she was a division killer. She looked for a league that would give her a fair shake and we are that league.
Courtney- Thanks.
Cole- Shut up, whore.
LD Williams- Ha ha!
Courtney- Listen you son of a bitch, I'll take you to the mat!
Gator- I'd let her take me to the mat.
FF Capslock- Bong.
Pun- Alright assholes. And finally Ryan Insert. Another keyboard guy.
Chris Alt- Yeah, it stopped being funny a long time ago.
FFC- I still think its funny.
Alt- Of course you do.
Pun- He's one of those flippity shit guys. He's the only man who can hit the 900 splash. We barely snagged him away from TNA. Quite a bidding war there. You'll do well here, Ryan.
MGB- I don't have to wrestle the mexican, right?
Pun- You'll wrestle whoever I tell you to and like it. So I'm posting the PHWF Championship Tournament of Champions. The preliminary round takes place on February 5th in this very gymnasium. The winner of this will be our new PHWF Champion. WHO'S HOUSE!?
All- PUN'S HOUSE!!!
PHWF Championship Tournament of Champions preliminary round
Moosehead Jack vs. FF Capslock
Concrete TG vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Chris Alt vs. Donovan Viper
Spin Hansen vs. Courtney Shaw
MGB vs. The Knife
LD Williams vs. Ecosystem
Attitude Adjuster vs. Master Gator
Chris Cole vs. Ryan Insert
ALL HAIL LORD PUNISHER!!!
Far off Voice of a Handsome Man- Gentlemen!
A handsome man comes walking across the gymnasium with a clipboard in his hand. He climbs into the ring to address the crowd.
Handsome Man- Sorry...Lady and Gentlemen. Didn't mean to exclude you there, Gator.
Courtney- Ha!
Handsome Man- Thought you'd like that one...let's cut to the chase here. I know you are all curious as to why you've all been invited here. My name is Nate Corbitt, but you may call me The Punisher. Welcome to Pun's House. I have invited the sixteen of you here to showcase the finest wrestling on the planet. I hand-selected you all because you're better than everyone else. You are the elite. But I want to see who's the best. I know 14 of you already know each other from that other league, but let me introduce the others. MGB. He's been terrorizing the south territories and has won 14 world titles from different leagues around Texas and its neighboring states. He'll bring us southern credibility. Mastor Gator is a formor OOWF superstar who made the mistake of leaving for the WWE. After being criminally mishandled he was uncerimoniously tossed out on his can and we can't even speak his old name. Tough break Gator.
Gator- I'll get over it.
Pun- Courtney Shaw is the greatest female wrestler I've ever seen. After a few leagues tried her out in their women's divisions they quickly realized that she was a division killer. She looked for a league that would give her a fair shake and we are that league.
Courtney- Thanks.
Cole- Shut up, whore.
LD Williams- Ha ha!
Courtney- Listen you son of a bitch, I'll take you to the mat!
Gator- I'd let her take me to the mat.
FF Capslock- Bong.
Pun- Alright assholes. And finally Ryan Insert. Another keyboard guy.
Chris Alt- Yeah, it stopped being funny a long time ago.
FFC- I still think its funny.
Alt- Of course you do.
Pun- He's one of those flippity shit guys. He's the only man who can hit the 900 splash. We barely snagged him away from TNA. Quite a bidding war there. You'll do well here, Ryan.
MGB- I don't have to wrestle the mexican, right?
Pun- You'll wrestle whoever I tell you to and like it. So I'm posting the PHWF Championship Tournament of Champions. The preliminary round takes place on February 5th in this very gymnasium. The winner of this will be our new PHWF Champion. WHO'S HOUSE!?
All- PUN'S HOUSE!!!
PHWF Championship Tournament of Champions preliminary round
Moosehead Jack vs. FF Capslock
Concrete TG vs. Johnny Adrenaline
Chris Alt vs. Donovan Viper
Spin Hansen vs. Courtney Shaw
MGB vs. The Knife
LD Williams vs. Ecosystem
Attitude Adjuster vs. Master Gator
Chris Cole vs. Ryan Insert
ALL HAIL LORD PUNISHER!!!