PHWF 1 (continued)
Feb 7, 2007 17:33:55 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Feb 7, 2007 17:33:55 GMT -5
DE- Coming up next some guy is gonna fight a MOOSE! That'll be cool!
JF- No, FF Capslock is facing Moosehead Jack.
DE- Can FF defeat a live angry thrashing moose? STAY TUNED!
JF- We have a prerecorded promo Capslock made earlier today, let's take a look.
FF- Hey there Moose. We've tangled before. You've shown me brutality. But I've made a decision. I don't care if I win this match or not. I'm going to unleash a brutality you've never seen before. I don't care if I win a single title in PHWF, so long as you don't. Better watch your ass, fuckface.
FF CAPSLOCK VS MOOSEHEAD JACK
Capslock enters with a serious look on his face and stands stoicly in the corner. Moosehead Jack comes into the ring with a smirk on his face. The bell rings, Capslock draws a Smith & Wesson .44 caliber sidearm out of his pocket and fires into Jack's leg. Capslock walks out of the gymnasium laughing as Jack rolls around on the mat clutching his leg and bleeding all over the ring.
WINNER by DQ in 00:02- MOOSEHEAD JACK
JF- OH MY GOD! He just shot him!
DE- That's gotta be illegal.
JF- Well, so his hitting a guys with a chair, and that happens all the time here.
DE- IT DOES!? JESUS CHRIST! I wanna see that!
JF- Well, maybe some day, Don. Its rare though.
DE- I can imagine!
JF- Well, we have another match coming up.
DE- This can't be right, I'm looking at the names here. No WAY that's the name of a male wrestler.
JF- No, Courtney Shaw is, in fact, a woman.
DE- No, I meant "Spin." Who's gonna call themselves Spin!? That's just silly.
JF- Well, let's go see him in action!
COURTNEY SHAW VS. SPIN HANSEN
The following match may involve male-on-female violence, so it may get
blacked out in…Canada? Yeah, Canada. All their potential wife-beaters
are busy toking up. You think we're joking. In the time it took to
write that aside, Courtney and Spin have already hooked
up…err...locked up. Courtney falls back, monkey flipping Spin Hansen
over on his back. She immediately goes to kicking Spin in the back,
while Spin counters with the Rolling Out Of The Ring And Chilling Out
For A Second. Shades of Bob Backlund! Courtney attempts to nail Spin
with a running slide, but Spin grabs her legs and pulls her all the
way out to the ground, proceeding with the stomping.
Audience: V-A-Dub! V-A-Dub!
Though it is intended encouragingly, Spin is distracted by this
terribly sophisticated and yet horrifically obscure chant, leaving
Courtney time to get up and slam him into the steel steps. Courtney
rolls inside the ring as the referee begins the ten-count. The
referee's mustache billows in the wind as he counts. Yet there's no
wind inside. Odd. Spin rolls inside the ring at five, and Courtney
immediately starts wailing on his back. He flips her over onto her
back however, earning himself a two-count and relatively close
proximity with a woman. Spin Irish whips Courtney into the corner,
nailing her with a Sting…Spinner Splash. Yeah. That's it. Courtney
stumbles out and falls flat on her face as Spin poses. He walks over
and slowly picks her up onto his back. She flips off! NECKBREAKER!
Playing possum, that wily Courtney Coyote! Only a two-count earned,
however, and Courtney is frustrated. She immediately begins
distracting the ref, while making broad gestures. Could she be giving
a sign? Perhaps…
PA: (Heavy guitar riff)
It's ECOSYSTEM! Ecosystem runs down brandishing a chair and a barbed
wire baseball bat as the referee turns around.
Mustached Referee: What are you doing?!?
Courtney: WHY DID YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC?
Eco: HOW ELSE WOULD PEOPLE KNOW I WAS COMING OUT?
Courtney: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!
Referee: GET OUT OF HERE!
While Courtney is distracted, Spin rolls her up from behind! The
referee turns around, and Ecosystem can't make up his mind as to what
to hit the referee with in time! Spin wins!
WINNER in 3:04—Spin Hansen
Spin exits the ring quickly, but Eco meets him at the pass. Eco swings
his chair mightily, but Spin Hansen DUCKS~! and continues leaving.
Courtney rolls out of the ring.
Courtney: YOU JUST COST ME MY MATCH!
Eco: You seem upset.
Courtney: YES!! I'M VERY UPSET!!
Eco: Are you PMSing?
Courtney hits Eco with a chair. That could be construed as both a yes
or a no. She storms off as BRICK~! comes down to tend to Ecosystem.
There's a joke to be had there, but it's exceedingly clever and
esoteric.
JF- Well, that won't do much for the advancement of women in the sport.
DE- She had BOOBS!
JF- Indeed she did, Don. She's also one hell of a competitor and might have won that match if not for Ecosystem.
DE- Do you think she shaves downstairs?
JF- I have no idea.
DE- I bet she does! Just a smooth hairless patch of skin! I've got a RAGING HARD-ON!
JF- I can see that, Don, could you put it away?
DE- In a minute! I'm busy!
JF- I'm not gonna call this next match with you masturbating right next to me.
DE- Do you think Courtney ever kissed another girl?
JF- Well, maybe. She might have had an experimental phase in college, but I don't see what that has to do with...
DE- DONE! Okay, lets get back to the action!
JF- Dear Lord. Um..."Concrete" Takaken Gryphon is one of the greatest competitors never to have won a world title. He is wrestling's Dan Marino. But now he has a fresh start in a new league, and he might turn out to be wrestling Payton Manning. What do you think, Don?
DE- I think I need a towel.
JF- Yes, yes you do. Johnnny Adrenaline vs. Concrete TG, right now!
CONCRETE TG VS. JOHNNY ADRENALINE
Concrete reaches out to shake Johnny's hand which he gladly acceptes, then relizes he's being cheered and kicks Concrete in the nuts. That did it, they're booing him now. The bell rings and Johnny tries to pin the, already hurting, Concrete TG, but only gets one. Concrete gets up slowly and is met with a knee to the face and a throw to the ropes. Johnny back body drops CTG out of the ring and to the floor. Johnny grabs the top rope, leans back and slingshot body presses CTG as he gets up from the floor. He jumps up and the croud is cheering him again. He looks preturbed and throws Concrete into the ringsteps. Then he has about half boos and half cheers so he spits on an American flag, slaps a woman in the audience and makes a really distasteful 9/11 joke on the house PA. He finally has the boos he wants, but while he was doing all this he doesn't notice that Concrete is back in the ring and the referee is making the ten count. He looks up just as the ref says "nine" and quickly slides back in the ring. Concrete grabs Johnny and throws him to the ropes, catches him and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. CTG goes to the tope turnbuckle and does a beautiful moonsault onto Johnny and stays on for the pin, which only gets two. Concrete hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm to Adrenaline while he's standing up. Concrete pulls Johnny up and does a high hanging suplex. He signals for the Cement Mixer. He lifts Johnny up and, Concrete falls down? He's grabbing his eyes and rolling around on the mat, but why? Johnny takes a second to recover then grabs the thrashing Concrete TG and ADRENALINE RUSH! That's gotta be it. 1-2-3! Johnny Adrenaline has won this match, but how? The replay shows Johnny being lifted up in slow-mo and, there's some sort of canister in his hand spraying Concrete in the face! Johnny Adrenaline used mace! What a lowdown dirty chickenshit heel!
WINNER in 6:21- JOHNNY ADRENALINE
JF- Oh my God! He's is dastardly!
DE- Dear Lord God Almighty Jesus Christ Mary Joseph and the Three Wisemen!
JF- That was the most blasphemous display of taking the Lord's name in vane I've ever seen. And I've made a career out of doing that!
DE- What does that mean?
JF- I say "Oh my God" a lot.
DE- Do you?
JF- Yeah.
DE- Oh.
JF- So...let's go back to the action in the ring?
DE- GOOD IDEA!
JF- Ins't it? We go now to our MAIN EVENT! Two huge superstars facing each other in, what could be, the greatest match in the short history of PHWF!
DE- Remember when that one guy shot the other guy?
JF- Yeah, that was earlier today.
DE- That's the best match in PHWF history.
JF- It was TWO SECONDS!
DE- I KNOW! I like a quick resolution. Too much hemming and hawing in wrestling. I may have only seen seven matches, but some of these just go on and on and on! What the hell, man? Let's get these fuckers over with and go home!
JF- My, how WWE of you.
DE- What's that?
JF- WWE?
DE- Yeah.
JF- It's a...uh, its a really good knife.
DE- Do you need a really good knife! Because if you act right NOW, I can get you...
JF- CHRIS ALT! He will be facing Donovan "Viet Cong" Viper! With this new gimmick, do you think Viper can be the Victor, Charlie? Tee hee!
DE- My name is Don!
JF- Yeah, I was making a VC joke.
DE- But you called me Charlie. I'm Don.
JF- Let's go down to the ring. Do we have any gin?
ALTRAGEOUS CHRIS ALT vs. VIET CONG VIPER
Viper comes to the ring first and sneers at the crowd with disgust, taunting several fans and threatening them with his chain. “Hysteria” by Muse starts up and Alt comes out and the crowd goes nuts. Alt takes a moment and basks in the response from the crowd then starts toward the ring. What he does not see is Viper lurking around the corner with his chain wrapped around his elbow. As Alt gets to the end of the walkway Viper strikes like, well, like a Viper and catches Alt in the side of the head with a Death Elbow! Alt hits the floor and is slow to get to his feet, Viper stands over him and glares at him and threatens more fans, someone responds by tossing their drink in Viper’s face. He doesn’t even move, just slowly looks at the person and laughs as he slowly unwinds the chain from around his elbow. Viper then loops the chain around Alt’s neck and pulls him to his feet, Alt has a large gash on the side of his temple and blood is flowing from it heavily. Viper chokes Alt with the chain, only causing more blood to flow from the wound. Viper pulls Alt up and rolls him into the ring, taking his time to climb in and land a few well placed kicks. The referee finally calls for the official start to the match and Viper falls across Alt and covers, but can only get a two count. Viper leaps to his feet and protests the referee’s count, the whole time he is arguing with the referee he has his foot across Alt’s throat. It takes a few seconds but finally the referee notices it and starts the count. Viper breaks the count at four and pulls Alt over to the ropes and drapes him throat first on the bottom rope, hits the opposite ropes and tries to drop a leg across his back, but Alt moves out of the way and ends up crotching himself on the ropes. As Viper sits stunned on the ropes, Alt rebounds off the opposite ropes and catches Viper with an ole kick to the chops! The kick sends Viper to the floor hard. Alt chases him outside the ring and pulls DV to his feet, hits an inverted atomic drop, then drops him with a clothesline. Alt looks around and asks the crowd for a weapon, one large man pulls off his belt (and by large, we are talking a size 50+ waist here) Alt doubles the belt over and tries to whip the hide off of Viper. Viper tries to run away abut Alt loops the belt around Viper’s throat and whips him into the ring post, then hands the belt back to its owner. Alt pulls Viper to his feet, he has been busted open as well now, and rolls him into the ring. Alt grabs Viper and pulls him up in a vertical suplex, and leaves him hanging up there for a moment to thing about it, and let all the blood rush to his head, which also causes blood to flow from the cut on Viper’s head and form a gruesome little pool on the mat, Alt drops Viper with a spinning suplex, floats over and appears to get the three count, but Viper’s foot was on the bottom rope. Alt pulls Viper to his feet and hits a standing drop kick to the mouth that sends DV back to the corner, Alt charges for a monkey flip, but Viper moves out of the way and Alt lands sitting on the turnbuckles. Viper grabs Alt’s head and slams it backward bnouncing it off the bottom turnbuckle, and leaving him hanging there. DV gets a running start and hits Alt in the jaw with a dropkick then slips out of the ring and grabs Alt’s head and tries to snap him in half. Viper lets go and Alt falls from the turnbuckle. DV slithers back into the ring and waits for Alt to get to his feet When Alt gets to his feet, Viper grabs him from behind for the Sidewinder, but Alt spins in and lifts Viper for an Alabama Slam, but Viper slithers down his back and school boys Alt, grabbing a hand full of tights, but Alt kicks out at two, both men pop to their feet, Viper tries a clothesline, but Alt ducks and grabs a backslide for a two count. Once again both men are up Viper gets the advantage with a poke to the eyes. Viper tries to whip Alt to the corner, but Alt reverses it, then Viper reverses it again, and Alt runs toward the referee. Alt the last moment, Alt springs to the top rope and turns and hits a perfect flying cross body block on Viper and hooks the leg and gets the one, two THREE!
WINNER in 20:04 – “Altrageous” Chris Alt
JF- Well, there we are! What a match! Moosehead Jack, Johnny Adrenaline, Spin Hansen, MGB, LD Williams, Attitude Adjuster, Chris Cole and now Chris Alt have all advanced to the quarterfinals of the tournament, which will continue LIVE on streaming video our our website right HERE on PHWF!
PHWF 1 has been a presentation of Moose Foreskin Productions in association with Ecosystem Ltd. Good night fuckers!
JF- No, FF Capslock is facing Moosehead Jack.
DE- Can FF defeat a live angry thrashing moose? STAY TUNED!
JF- We have a prerecorded promo Capslock made earlier today, let's take a look.
FF- Hey there Moose. We've tangled before. You've shown me brutality. But I've made a decision. I don't care if I win this match or not. I'm going to unleash a brutality you've never seen before. I don't care if I win a single title in PHWF, so long as you don't. Better watch your ass, fuckface.
FF CAPSLOCK VS MOOSEHEAD JACK
Capslock enters with a serious look on his face and stands stoicly in the corner. Moosehead Jack comes into the ring with a smirk on his face. The bell rings, Capslock draws a Smith & Wesson .44 caliber sidearm out of his pocket and fires into Jack's leg. Capslock walks out of the gymnasium laughing as Jack rolls around on the mat clutching his leg and bleeding all over the ring.
WINNER by DQ in 00:02- MOOSEHEAD JACK
JF- OH MY GOD! He just shot him!
DE- That's gotta be illegal.
JF- Well, so his hitting a guys with a chair, and that happens all the time here.
DE- IT DOES!? JESUS CHRIST! I wanna see that!
JF- Well, maybe some day, Don. Its rare though.
DE- I can imagine!
JF- Well, we have another match coming up.
DE- This can't be right, I'm looking at the names here. No WAY that's the name of a male wrestler.
JF- No, Courtney Shaw is, in fact, a woman.
DE- No, I meant "Spin." Who's gonna call themselves Spin!? That's just silly.
JF- Well, let's go see him in action!
COURTNEY SHAW VS. SPIN HANSEN
The following match may involve male-on-female violence, so it may get
blacked out in…Canada? Yeah, Canada. All their potential wife-beaters
are busy toking up. You think we're joking. In the time it took to
write that aside, Courtney and Spin have already hooked
up…err...locked up. Courtney falls back, monkey flipping Spin Hansen
over on his back. She immediately goes to kicking Spin in the back,
while Spin counters with the Rolling Out Of The Ring And Chilling Out
For A Second. Shades of Bob Backlund! Courtney attempts to nail Spin
with a running slide, but Spin grabs her legs and pulls her all the
way out to the ground, proceeding with the stomping.
Audience: V-A-Dub! V-A-Dub!
Though it is intended encouragingly, Spin is distracted by this
terribly sophisticated and yet horrifically obscure chant, leaving
Courtney time to get up and slam him into the steel steps. Courtney
rolls inside the ring as the referee begins the ten-count. The
referee's mustache billows in the wind as he counts. Yet there's no
wind inside. Odd. Spin rolls inside the ring at five, and Courtney
immediately starts wailing on his back. He flips her over onto her
back however, earning himself a two-count and relatively close
proximity with a woman. Spin Irish whips Courtney into the corner,
nailing her with a Sting…Spinner Splash. Yeah. That's it. Courtney
stumbles out and falls flat on her face as Spin poses. He walks over
and slowly picks her up onto his back. She flips off! NECKBREAKER!
Playing possum, that wily Courtney Coyote! Only a two-count earned,
however, and Courtney is frustrated. She immediately begins
distracting the ref, while making broad gestures. Could she be giving
a sign? Perhaps…
PA: (Heavy guitar riff)
It's ECOSYSTEM! Ecosystem runs down brandishing a chair and a barbed
wire baseball bat as the referee turns around.
Mustached Referee: What are you doing?!?
Courtney: WHY DID YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC?
Eco: HOW ELSE WOULD PEOPLE KNOW I WAS COMING OUT?
Courtney: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!
Referee: GET OUT OF HERE!
While Courtney is distracted, Spin rolls her up from behind! The
referee turns around, and Ecosystem can't make up his mind as to what
to hit the referee with in time! Spin wins!
WINNER in 3:04—Spin Hansen
Spin exits the ring quickly, but Eco meets him at the pass. Eco swings
his chair mightily, but Spin Hansen DUCKS~! and continues leaving.
Courtney rolls out of the ring.
Courtney: YOU JUST COST ME MY MATCH!
Eco: You seem upset.
Courtney: YES!! I'M VERY UPSET!!
Eco: Are you PMSing?
Courtney hits Eco with a chair. That could be construed as both a yes
or a no. She storms off as BRICK~! comes down to tend to Ecosystem.
There's a joke to be had there, but it's exceedingly clever and
esoteric.
JF- Well, that won't do much for the advancement of women in the sport.
DE- She had BOOBS!
JF- Indeed she did, Don. She's also one hell of a competitor and might have won that match if not for Ecosystem.
DE- Do you think she shaves downstairs?
JF- I have no idea.
DE- I bet she does! Just a smooth hairless patch of skin! I've got a RAGING HARD-ON!
JF- I can see that, Don, could you put it away?
DE- In a minute! I'm busy!
JF- I'm not gonna call this next match with you masturbating right next to me.
DE- Do you think Courtney ever kissed another girl?
JF- Well, maybe. She might have had an experimental phase in college, but I don't see what that has to do with...
DE- DONE! Okay, lets get back to the action!
JF- Dear Lord. Um..."Concrete" Takaken Gryphon is one of the greatest competitors never to have won a world title. He is wrestling's Dan Marino. But now he has a fresh start in a new league, and he might turn out to be wrestling Payton Manning. What do you think, Don?
DE- I think I need a towel.
JF- Yes, yes you do. Johnnny Adrenaline vs. Concrete TG, right now!
CONCRETE TG VS. JOHNNY ADRENALINE
Concrete reaches out to shake Johnny's hand which he gladly acceptes, then relizes he's being cheered and kicks Concrete in the nuts. That did it, they're booing him now. The bell rings and Johnny tries to pin the, already hurting, Concrete TG, but only gets one. Concrete gets up slowly and is met with a knee to the face and a throw to the ropes. Johnny back body drops CTG out of the ring and to the floor. Johnny grabs the top rope, leans back and slingshot body presses CTG as he gets up from the floor. He jumps up and the croud is cheering him again. He looks preturbed and throws Concrete into the ringsteps. Then he has about half boos and half cheers so he spits on an American flag, slaps a woman in the audience and makes a really distasteful 9/11 joke on the house PA. He finally has the boos he wants, but while he was doing all this he doesn't notice that Concrete is back in the ring and the referee is making the ten count. He looks up just as the ref says "nine" and quickly slides back in the ring. Concrete grabs Johnny and throws him to the ropes, catches him and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. CTG goes to the tope turnbuckle and does a beautiful moonsault onto Johnny and stays on for the pin, which only gets two. Concrete hits the ropes and hits a flying forearm to Adrenaline while he's standing up. Concrete pulls Johnny up and does a high hanging suplex. He signals for the Cement Mixer. He lifts Johnny up and, Concrete falls down? He's grabbing his eyes and rolling around on the mat, but why? Johnny takes a second to recover then grabs the thrashing Concrete TG and ADRENALINE RUSH! That's gotta be it. 1-2-3! Johnny Adrenaline has won this match, but how? The replay shows Johnny being lifted up in slow-mo and, there's some sort of canister in his hand spraying Concrete in the face! Johnny Adrenaline used mace! What a lowdown dirty chickenshit heel!
WINNER in 6:21- JOHNNY ADRENALINE
JF- Oh my God! He's is dastardly!
DE- Dear Lord God Almighty Jesus Christ Mary Joseph and the Three Wisemen!
JF- That was the most blasphemous display of taking the Lord's name in vane I've ever seen. And I've made a career out of doing that!
DE- What does that mean?
JF- I say "Oh my God" a lot.
DE- Do you?
JF- Yeah.
DE- Oh.
JF- So...let's go back to the action in the ring?
DE- GOOD IDEA!
JF- Ins't it? We go now to our MAIN EVENT! Two huge superstars facing each other in, what could be, the greatest match in the short history of PHWF!
DE- Remember when that one guy shot the other guy?
JF- Yeah, that was earlier today.
DE- That's the best match in PHWF history.
JF- It was TWO SECONDS!
DE- I KNOW! I like a quick resolution. Too much hemming and hawing in wrestling. I may have only seen seven matches, but some of these just go on and on and on! What the hell, man? Let's get these fuckers over with and go home!
JF- My, how WWE of you.
DE- What's that?
JF- WWE?
DE- Yeah.
JF- It's a...uh, its a really good knife.
DE- Do you need a really good knife! Because if you act right NOW, I can get you...
JF- CHRIS ALT! He will be facing Donovan "Viet Cong" Viper! With this new gimmick, do you think Viper can be the Victor, Charlie? Tee hee!
DE- My name is Don!
JF- Yeah, I was making a VC joke.
DE- But you called me Charlie. I'm Don.
JF- Let's go down to the ring. Do we have any gin?
ALTRAGEOUS CHRIS ALT vs. VIET CONG VIPER
Viper comes to the ring first and sneers at the crowd with disgust, taunting several fans and threatening them with his chain. “Hysteria” by Muse starts up and Alt comes out and the crowd goes nuts. Alt takes a moment and basks in the response from the crowd then starts toward the ring. What he does not see is Viper lurking around the corner with his chain wrapped around his elbow. As Alt gets to the end of the walkway Viper strikes like, well, like a Viper and catches Alt in the side of the head with a Death Elbow! Alt hits the floor and is slow to get to his feet, Viper stands over him and glares at him and threatens more fans, someone responds by tossing their drink in Viper’s face. He doesn’t even move, just slowly looks at the person and laughs as he slowly unwinds the chain from around his elbow. Viper then loops the chain around Alt’s neck and pulls him to his feet, Alt has a large gash on the side of his temple and blood is flowing from it heavily. Viper chokes Alt with the chain, only causing more blood to flow from the wound. Viper pulls Alt up and rolls him into the ring, taking his time to climb in and land a few well placed kicks. The referee finally calls for the official start to the match and Viper falls across Alt and covers, but can only get a two count. Viper leaps to his feet and protests the referee’s count, the whole time he is arguing with the referee he has his foot across Alt’s throat. It takes a few seconds but finally the referee notices it and starts the count. Viper breaks the count at four and pulls Alt over to the ropes and drapes him throat first on the bottom rope, hits the opposite ropes and tries to drop a leg across his back, but Alt moves out of the way and ends up crotching himself on the ropes. As Viper sits stunned on the ropes, Alt rebounds off the opposite ropes and catches Viper with an ole kick to the chops! The kick sends Viper to the floor hard. Alt chases him outside the ring and pulls DV to his feet, hits an inverted atomic drop, then drops him with a clothesline. Alt looks around and asks the crowd for a weapon, one large man pulls off his belt (and by large, we are talking a size 50+ waist here) Alt doubles the belt over and tries to whip the hide off of Viper. Viper tries to run away abut Alt loops the belt around Viper’s throat and whips him into the ring post, then hands the belt back to its owner. Alt pulls Viper to his feet, he has been busted open as well now, and rolls him into the ring. Alt grabs Viper and pulls him up in a vertical suplex, and leaves him hanging up there for a moment to thing about it, and let all the blood rush to his head, which also causes blood to flow from the cut on Viper’s head and form a gruesome little pool on the mat, Alt drops Viper with a spinning suplex, floats over and appears to get the three count, but Viper’s foot was on the bottom rope. Alt pulls Viper to his feet and hits a standing drop kick to the mouth that sends DV back to the corner, Alt charges for a monkey flip, but Viper moves out of the way and Alt lands sitting on the turnbuckles. Viper grabs Alt’s head and slams it backward bnouncing it off the bottom turnbuckle, and leaving him hanging there. DV gets a running start and hits Alt in the jaw with a dropkick then slips out of the ring and grabs Alt’s head and tries to snap him in half. Viper lets go and Alt falls from the turnbuckle. DV slithers back into the ring and waits for Alt to get to his feet When Alt gets to his feet, Viper grabs him from behind for the Sidewinder, but Alt spins in and lifts Viper for an Alabama Slam, but Viper slithers down his back and school boys Alt, grabbing a hand full of tights, but Alt kicks out at two, both men pop to their feet, Viper tries a clothesline, but Alt ducks and grabs a backslide for a two count. Once again both men are up Viper gets the advantage with a poke to the eyes. Viper tries to whip Alt to the corner, but Alt reverses it, then Viper reverses it again, and Alt runs toward the referee. Alt the last moment, Alt springs to the top rope and turns and hits a perfect flying cross body block on Viper and hooks the leg and gets the one, two THREE!
WINNER in 20:04 – “Altrageous” Chris Alt
JF- Well, there we are! What a match! Moosehead Jack, Johnny Adrenaline, Spin Hansen, MGB, LD Williams, Attitude Adjuster, Chris Cole and now Chris Alt have all advanced to the quarterfinals of the tournament, which will continue LIVE on streaming video our our website right HERE on PHWF!
PHWF 1 has been a presentation of Moose Foreskin Productions in association with Ecosystem Ltd. Good night fuckers!
