PHWF 5: Entitlement
Mar 15, 2007 17:18:09 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 15, 2007 17:18:09 GMT -5
PHWF 5: Entitlement
JF- Welcome to PHWF! I am Joey Fashions and with me is our humble leader and the MAN himself. The Punisher Nate Corbitt!
Pun- What's up, Joey?
JF- Wanna tell everyone why you're here?
Pun- Yeah. I have to address a few concerns. The league is falling apart already and I'm here to straiten a few things out. I have guys trying to kill each other. I have guys who won't stop complaining. Moral is low, and I have a few solutions. I'm gonna fix everything today!
JF- Alright! Well first off, we have the man who was one win away from the PHWF Championship. He is The Main Event! Chris Cole. And he's facing S-Y-B right now. Let's go down to the ring.
CHRIS COLE VS. S-Y-B
Chris Cole comes down to the ring and SYB is already waiting for him. Cole looks annoyed. He slides into the ring and wastes no time attacking him with rights. He throws him to the ropes and hits a big running knee. He picks SYB right beck up, throws him to the ropes and does a big powerslam. He spits into the audience and picks SYB back up and delivers THE HEADLINER! He grabs SYB, pulls him back up and delivers ANOTHER HEADLINER! He looks around for a second then finally pins him.
WINNER in 1:27- Chris Cole
He grabs a mic
CC- What the hell is going on here?! I'm The Main Event! I am Chris Cole, goddammit! And I'm out here jerking the curtain against the biggest jobber on the planet. What the hell is this, Punisher? Last week, I'm headlining. This week I'm in the opening fucking match!
Pun- Looks like that's my cue. Settle down, Chris. You got an easy win. Now go home. LD Williams is the number one contender, not you. You have to earn that right. And this win certainly makes you look better is my eyes. Can't you just take that for what it is?
CC- Yeah. Sweet. I got a win over S-Y-B. I'm real fuckin' satisfied. I want ALT! I want the PHWF Championship!
Pun- And you'll have him...just as soon as I decide you've earned it.
CC- Earned it? I make this podunk fed of yours look better just by being here. You need me a LOT more than I need your stupid league. And you should give me what I want or I might walk.
Pun- You wanna walk? Fine. Walk. See if I care. We don't need you. Would we be better off without you? Probably not. You're a big draw, but I'm not gonna change everything I'm doing just to please one man. Keep winning and maybe we'll talk.
CC- Maybe put me up against somebody worth beating then.
SYB- Hey!
Chris Cole grabs S-Y-B and does yet another Headliner.
CC- Because this is a waste of my time.
JF- Oh my God! We're already off to controversy here on PHWF.
Pun- These guys. What are you gonna do with them?
JF- Its not my place, Pun. And I don't want it to be.
Pun- No one does. What's next for us, Joey?
JF- Next is a four way N-Sanity shootout. Viet Cong Viper, Ryan Insert, The Knife and Kenji will meet and destroy one another. Viper has shown himself to be a dominant force in the N-Sanity division, while Insert has yet to pick up a win. The Knife is out to punish all the sinners and Kenji is foreign!
Pun- There's more to Kenji than that.
JF- Nope! He's just foreign! Hey, what's the insentive for a win here?
Pun- I'll tell you what. Whoever wins this match can have a match against any N-Sanity superstar they want. You guys here me in the back? Whoever you want! You want a shot at the winner of tonight's N-Sanity Championship match? You can have him! You want any of these guys? Fine by me. Any match you want against any N-Sanity superstar.
JF- That's a hell of a stipulation? Any match? Any time?
Pun- Any match. Any time.
JF- Who will come out on top? Let's find out!
VIET CONG VIPER VS. RYAN INSERT VS. THE KNIFE VS. KENJI
Viet Cong Viper comes out first and takes the mic. "Rookie heah! I am the bes' wresserrah in this reague! I wirr win this match and take on whoevah it N-Sanity Champion aftah tonight! No one can stop Viet Cong Vipah! Not Lyan, Knife or-ah Kenji! I am numbah one!" The others all make their entrences. Suddenly they all go after Viper and pound him to the ground. Kenji suddenly kicks Knife under the chin and Insert tackles Kenji. Knife comes back and he and Insert double suplex Kenji. They then pick up Viper and double powerbomb him. Then suddenly Knife hits a Cutter on Insert! He tries to pin him already, but Insert kicks out on two. Knife stands up only to be release german suplexed by Viper. Viper leaps up to the toprope. SUN MYUNG MOONSAULT! Viper tries to pin Knife, but Kenji breaks it up. Insert spins Kenji around and does a facebuster. He tries to pin him but it is broken up by Viper. Viper and Insert meet face to face then suddenly trade punches. Viper grabs Insert around the neck and Insert breaks his hold and leaps up driving his knee into Viper's jaw. He picks Viper back up until he is Stab Superkicked over the toprope by Knife. Kenji kicks Knife in the back of the head and he stumbles forward and outside the ring as well. Viper is up and he and Kenji trade sidekicks, Kenji leaps up for a spinning kick which Viper ducks. Viper with a roundhouse, which Kenji avoides. They both hit run to the ropes and fly at each other with flying dropkicks, they BOTH connect and knock each other to the ground. Viper gets up slowly and blocks a kick from Kenji who is already up, he drags Kenji in, grabs him around the neck and delivers a ddt, rolls through and hits a second ddt. Me love you...can he hit the third? There it is! LONG TIME! He waits until Kenji is about to get up runs at him for the elbow, suddenly he sidesteps Kenji and hits The Tet Offensive on Knife! What? I didn't even see that Knife had gotten back into the ring, but Viper did! He turns around and levels Kenji with the Tet Offensive as well! He realizes that one man is missing and looks around for Insert, but its too late, Insert has already made it to the toprope and is in the air before Viper sees him backflipping through the air, catching Viper with his legs and frankensteiner-ing him through the ropes and outside the ring! RYANCANRANA! He drags Knife next to Kenji and goes to the toprope. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! He hits both of them and stays on Knife for the pin. 1-2-3!
WINNER in 8:26- Ryan Insert!
He grabs a mic.
RI- Any match I want, right Pun?
Pun- Any match against any N-Sanity superstar you want. You want the winner of Concrete/Adrenaline?
RI- As enticing as that is. No. I was Ryan Tab! And I want him one on one, gimmick for gimmick. If he wins, I'll change my name, get a new finisher and start dressing differently. But, if I win, Tab, you have to drop everything about your act that you stole from me. Can you make that for me, Pun?
Pun- You got it.
JF- Oh my God! Has something like this EVER been done before!?
Pun- Yeah. Bunch of times.
JF- Oh. Okay then. Let's move one shall we? The aformentioned Ryan Tab meets a large powerful man in MGB. How do you see this one going down, Pun?
Pun- I'm not sure Tab will make it to 6 to face Insert. But anything can happen, right?
JF- It certainly can.
MGB VS. RYAN TAB
Ryan Tab enters wearing his neck brace, with the words “Completely and Fully Healed” written on it. Convincing. MGB runs in and attempts to lariat Tab’s neck, but instead impales the referee. Literally impales. He’s an extra from 300.
MGB: Oops.
Pun: All right, listen you two. I’m kind of short on referees tonight, so I’m going to have to give you guys….Referee Sir Oliver The Easily Distracted!!
Sir Oliver gets in the ring and this match is ON! MGB flails wildly at Tab’s neck, but Tab manages to drop him with a drop toehold. Tab rolls over and locks a cross-face in on MGB. MGB tries to drag himself to the ropes, but he can’t escape Tab’s hold. Oliver is looking to see if MGB is going to tap when—
Oliver: Does anyone have popcorn?
Sir Oliver wanders off into the audience looking for popcorn. MGB takes the opportunity to rake Tab’s eyes, who then releases the hold. MGB rips Tab’s neck brace off, and then clotheslines him down. MGB locks in a neck vice on Tab as Oliver comes back in with popcorn.
Oliver: My goodness! I could have sworn the other guy was in a hold just a moment ago.
Tab is howling in pain, but he manages to flip MGB over with a spinning suplex. MGB reaches for Tab’s neck, but Tab throws him with a belly-to-belly suplex. MGB stumbles up and gestures to a friend in the audience who pulls out his laser pointer and projects it on the ring.
Oliver: Is that a butterfly?
Sir Oliver chases the laser pointer in and around the ring while MGB low blows Tab over and over. MGB runs out of the ring, grabs a chair and jams it into Tab’s neck over and over. He then puts him back into a neck vice as the laser pointer goes off. Oliver is confused, but goes over to the hold. Amazingly, Tab manages to muster enough to throw MGB off.
MGB: Look! The butterfly is back?
Oliver: Where?
Oliver goes and chases the reappearing laser point. MGB gestures to the entire front row—filled with his family members, who all run in and stomp Tab’s neck. That’s his finisher~! One of them hits his neck over and over with a steel baseball bat. They all then run away, and MGB locks Tab in another neck vice. The laser pointer goes off, Oliver turns around, and Tab has to tap because he doesn’t want to get decapitated like that other guy.
Winner in 4:32--MGB
JF- Oh my God! That can't be legal!
Pun- Yeah well. I'll handle MGB in due time. He won't do this crap unchecked for long. Someone find out if Tab can move his extemities and get him out of the ring.
JF- Coming up next the nie-invulnerable Spin Freakin' Hansen take on the big fat winning machine Attitude Adjuster. What can you tell me about these two, Pun?
Pun- Adjuster is a big fat bitching machine, is what he is. He thinks he deserves so much, let's see if he cen actually win a match first.
JF- Ouch! Let's see.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SPIN HANSEN
Spin makes his way to the ring, as he gets about halfway down the aisle someone jumps the railing and attacks him! IT’S ATTITUDE ADJUSTER! We notice that AA is wearing a mysterious glove of doom on one hand. Who does he think he is, Blackjack Mulligan? Will this come into play later on? Keep reading! AA hammers away on Spin driving him to the floor. AA grabs a chair from the audience and repeatedly slams it across Spin’s back and head until the big man is barely moving. AA pulls Spin to his feet and runs him into the ring post, opening an old cut on his head. AA pauses for a moment to yell at the crowd who is booing him lustily. AA rolls Spin into the ring making this match finally official. AA follows and makes the arrogant cover on Spin. Spin rolls his shoulder at two sending AA into fits of rage. AA hammers away at Spin again, but Spin hulks up (Spin’s up? Sulks up? Spulk’s up?) and shakes off AA’s shot to the head until we get the YOU!!!! Finger point of doom. AA looks around in terror and falls to his knees and begs off. Hansen grabs him by the head and looks around to the crowd, he takes too long and AA lands a low blow doubling Spin over in pain. AA gets to his feet and hits the ropes for a spinning neck breaker, but Spin stands up and catches AA with a thunderous spine buster! AA gets to his feet and gets leveled with a clothesline, then a second, then a third. Finally Spin pulls AA to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap powerslam. AA rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Spin leaves the ring and pulls AA to his feet and bounces his noggin off the apron, the steep ring post, and finally a little old lady folds up her chair and holds it so Spin bounces AA’s head off of that too. AA falls to the floor, Spin grabs his legs and catapults him into the steel ring post, opening a gash on his head. Both men are bloody messes now. Spin throws AA back into the ring and stalks his prey backing AA into the corner. Spin pulls AA to his feet and hammers away and whips AA to the opposite corner. Spin charges and AA catches him with a boot to the face. AA climbs to the second rope and leaps, but Spin catches him in a bear hug! AA screams in pain as Spin tightens his grip. AA fades and the referee checks his arm, it drops once, twice, but on the third time AA pokes Spin in the eyes breaking the hold. As Spin staggers trying to regain his sight, AA chopblocks him to the mat and locks on the figure four. Now it is Spin’s turn to fight the submission. Spin fights to the ropes and forces the break. As Spin is pulling himself to his feet using the ropes, and behind the referee’s back, we see AA pull something out of his tights and slip it into the mysterious black glove. When Spin turns around AA pops him right in the temple! Spin drops like a ton of bricks, AA pounces and locks on the IRON CLAW!! Spin tights a little bit, but then blacks out. The referee counts his shoulders down.
WINNER in 16:21 – Attitude Adjuster
Pun- Alright Adjuster, wait right there. You impressed me just now. For all the griping you do, you can actually win when you need to. Let's see if that trend continues at the next show...when you face the winner of Williams/Alt for the PHWF Championship.
AA- You serious?
Pun- I'm damn serious. You think you deserve so much, then make the most of it. Headline a show. Let's see what the buyrates are.
AA- Alright, I WILL! And it'll be the best damn show you ever put on!
Pun- We'll see.
JF- Oh my God! You're putting Attitude Adjuster in the main event at PHWF 6?
Pun- Yup. Just to see if he'll prove me wrong.
JF- What if it tanks?
Pun- I'm willing to let it, just to see the look on AA's face. But let's see what he can do. Attitude Adjuster: headliner! Imagine!
JF- Incredible. Well, good luck to him.
Pun- Or whatever.
JF- Welcome to PHWF! I am Joey Fashions and with me is our humble leader and the MAN himself. The Punisher Nate Corbitt!
Pun- What's up, Joey?
JF- Wanna tell everyone why you're here?
Pun- Yeah. I have to address a few concerns. The league is falling apart already and I'm here to straiten a few things out. I have guys trying to kill each other. I have guys who won't stop complaining. Moral is low, and I have a few solutions. I'm gonna fix everything today!
JF- Alright! Well first off, we have the man who was one win away from the PHWF Championship. He is The Main Event! Chris Cole. And he's facing S-Y-B right now. Let's go down to the ring.
CHRIS COLE VS. S-Y-B
Chris Cole comes down to the ring and SYB is already waiting for him. Cole looks annoyed. He slides into the ring and wastes no time attacking him with rights. He throws him to the ropes and hits a big running knee. He picks SYB right beck up, throws him to the ropes and does a big powerslam. He spits into the audience and picks SYB back up and delivers THE HEADLINER! He grabs SYB, pulls him back up and delivers ANOTHER HEADLINER! He looks around for a second then finally pins him.
WINNER in 1:27- Chris Cole
He grabs a mic
CC- What the hell is going on here?! I'm The Main Event! I am Chris Cole, goddammit! And I'm out here jerking the curtain against the biggest jobber on the planet. What the hell is this, Punisher? Last week, I'm headlining. This week I'm in the opening fucking match!
Pun- Looks like that's my cue. Settle down, Chris. You got an easy win. Now go home. LD Williams is the number one contender, not you. You have to earn that right. And this win certainly makes you look better is my eyes. Can't you just take that for what it is?
CC- Yeah. Sweet. I got a win over S-Y-B. I'm real fuckin' satisfied. I want ALT! I want the PHWF Championship!
Pun- And you'll have him...just as soon as I decide you've earned it.
CC- Earned it? I make this podunk fed of yours look better just by being here. You need me a LOT more than I need your stupid league. And you should give me what I want or I might walk.
Pun- You wanna walk? Fine. Walk. See if I care. We don't need you. Would we be better off without you? Probably not. You're a big draw, but I'm not gonna change everything I'm doing just to please one man. Keep winning and maybe we'll talk.
CC- Maybe put me up against somebody worth beating then.
SYB- Hey!
Chris Cole grabs S-Y-B and does yet another Headliner.
CC- Because this is a waste of my time.
JF- Oh my God! We're already off to controversy here on PHWF.
Pun- These guys. What are you gonna do with them?
JF- Its not my place, Pun. And I don't want it to be.
Pun- No one does. What's next for us, Joey?
JF- Next is a four way N-Sanity shootout. Viet Cong Viper, Ryan Insert, The Knife and Kenji will meet and destroy one another. Viper has shown himself to be a dominant force in the N-Sanity division, while Insert has yet to pick up a win. The Knife is out to punish all the sinners and Kenji is foreign!
Pun- There's more to Kenji than that.
JF- Nope! He's just foreign! Hey, what's the insentive for a win here?
Pun- I'll tell you what. Whoever wins this match can have a match against any N-Sanity superstar they want. You guys here me in the back? Whoever you want! You want a shot at the winner of tonight's N-Sanity Championship match? You can have him! You want any of these guys? Fine by me. Any match you want against any N-Sanity superstar.
JF- That's a hell of a stipulation? Any match? Any time?
Pun- Any match. Any time.
JF- Who will come out on top? Let's find out!
VIET CONG VIPER VS. RYAN INSERT VS. THE KNIFE VS. KENJI
Viet Cong Viper comes out first and takes the mic. "Rookie heah! I am the bes' wresserrah in this reague! I wirr win this match and take on whoevah it N-Sanity Champion aftah tonight! No one can stop Viet Cong Vipah! Not Lyan, Knife or-ah Kenji! I am numbah one!" The others all make their entrences. Suddenly they all go after Viper and pound him to the ground. Kenji suddenly kicks Knife under the chin and Insert tackles Kenji. Knife comes back and he and Insert double suplex Kenji. They then pick up Viper and double powerbomb him. Then suddenly Knife hits a Cutter on Insert! He tries to pin him already, but Insert kicks out on two. Knife stands up only to be release german suplexed by Viper. Viper leaps up to the toprope. SUN MYUNG MOONSAULT! Viper tries to pin Knife, but Kenji breaks it up. Insert spins Kenji around and does a facebuster. He tries to pin him but it is broken up by Viper. Viper and Insert meet face to face then suddenly trade punches. Viper grabs Insert around the neck and Insert breaks his hold and leaps up driving his knee into Viper's jaw. He picks Viper back up until he is Stab Superkicked over the toprope by Knife. Kenji kicks Knife in the back of the head and he stumbles forward and outside the ring as well. Viper is up and he and Kenji trade sidekicks, Kenji leaps up for a spinning kick which Viper ducks. Viper with a roundhouse, which Kenji avoides. They both hit run to the ropes and fly at each other with flying dropkicks, they BOTH connect and knock each other to the ground. Viper gets up slowly and blocks a kick from Kenji who is already up, he drags Kenji in, grabs him around the neck and delivers a ddt, rolls through and hits a second ddt. Me love you...can he hit the third? There it is! LONG TIME! He waits until Kenji is about to get up runs at him for the elbow, suddenly he sidesteps Kenji and hits The Tet Offensive on Knife! What? I didn't even see that Knife had gotten back into the ring, but Viper did! He turns around and levels Kenji with the Tet Offensive as well! He realizes that one man is missing and looks around for Insert, but its too late, Insert has already made it to the toprope and is in the air before Viper sees him backflipping through the air, catching Viper with his legs and frankensteiner-ing him through the ropes and outside the ring! RYANCANRANA! He drags Knife next to Kenji and goes to the toprope. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! He hits both of them and stays on Knife for the pin. 1-2-3!
WINNER in 8:26- Ryan Insert!
He grabs a mic.
RI- Any match I want, right Pun?
Pun- Any match against any N-Sanity superstar you want. You want the winner of Concrete/Adrenaline?
RI- As enticing as that is. No. I was Ryan Tab! And I want him one on one, gimmick for gimmick. If he wins, I'll change my name, get a new finisher and start dressing differently. But, if I win, Tab, you have to drop everything about your act that you stole from me. Can you make that for me, Pun?
Pun- You got it.
JF- Oh my God! Has something like this EVER been done before!?
Pun- Yeah. Bunch of times.
JF- Oh. Okay then. Let's move one shall we? The aformentioned Ryan Tab meets a large powerful man in MGB. How do you see this one going down, Pun?
Pun- I'm not sure Tab will make it to 6 to face Insert. But anything can happen, right?
JF- It certainly can.
MGB VS. RYAN TAB
Ryan Tab enters wearing his neck brace, with the words “Completely and Fully Healed” written on it. Convincing. MGB runs in and attempts to lariat Tab’s neck, but instead impales the referee. Literally impales. He’s an extra from 300.
MGB: Oops.
Pun: All right, listen you two. I’m kind of short on referees tonight, so I’m going to have to give you guys….Referee Sir Oliver The Easily Distracted!!
Sir Oliver gets in the ring and this match is ON! MGB flails wildly at Tab’s neck, but Tab manages to drop him with a drop toehold. Tab rolls over and locks a cross-face in on MGB. MGB tries to drag himself to the ropes, but he can’t escape Tab’s hold. Oliver is looking to see if MGB is going to tap when—
Oliver: Does anyone have popcorn?
Sir Oliver wanders off into the audience looking for popcorn. MGB takes the opportunity to rake Tab’s eyes, who then releases the hold. MGB rips Tab’s neck brace off, and then clotheslines him down. MGB locks in a neck vice on Tab as Oliver comes back in with popcorn.
Oliver: My goodness! I could have sworn the other guy was in a hold just a moment ago.
Tab is howling in pain, but he manages to flip MGB over with a spinning suplex. MGB reaches for Tab’s neck, but Tab throws him with a belly-to-belly suplex. MGB stumbles up and gestures to a friend in the audience who pulls out his laser pointer and projects it on the ring.
Oliver: Is that a butterfly?
Sir Oliver chases the laser pointer in and around the ring while MGB low blows Tab over and over. MGB runs out of the ring, grabs a chair and jams it into Tab’s neck over and over. He then puts him back into a neck vice as the laser pointer goes off. Oliver is confused, but goes over to the hold. Amazingly, Tab manages to muster enough to throw MGB off.
MGB: Look! The butterfly is back?
Oliver: Where?
Oliver goes and chases the reappearing laser point. MGB gestures to the entire front row—filled with his family members, who all run in and stomp Tab’s neck. That’s his finisher~! One of them hits his neck over and over with a steel baseball bat. They all then run away, and MGB locks Tab in another neck vice. The laser pointer goes off, Oliver turns around, and Tab has to tap because he doesn’t want to get decapitated like that other guy.
Winner in 4:32--MGB
JF- Oh my God! That can't be legal!
Pun- Yeah well. I'll handle MGB in due time. He won't do this crap unchecked for long. Someone find out if Tab can move his extemities and get him out of the ring.
JF- Coming up next the nie-invulnerable Spin Freakin' Hansen take on the big fat winning machine Attitude Adjuster. What can you tell me about these two, Pun?
Pun- Adjuster is a big fat bitching machine, is what he is. He thinks he deserves so much, let's see if he cen actually win a match first.
JF- Ouch! Let's see.
ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. SPIN HANSEN
Spin makes his way to the ring, as he gets about halfway down the aisle someone jumps the railing and attacks him! IT’S ATTITUDE ADJUSTER! We notice that AA is wearing a mysterious glove of doom on one hand. Who does he think he is, Blackjack Mulligan? Will this come into play later on? Keep reading! AA hammers away on Spin driving him to the floor. AA grabs a chair from the audience and repeatedly slams it across Spin’s back and head until the big man is barely moving. AA pulls Spin to his feet and runs him into the ring post, opening an old cut on his head. AA pauses for a moment to yell at the crowd who is booing him lustily. AA rolls Spin into the ring making this match finally official. AA follows and makes the arrogant cover on Spin. Spin rolls his shoulder at two sending AA into fits of rage. AA hammers away at Spin again, but Spin hulks up (Spin’s up? Sulks up? Spulk’s up?) and shakes off AA’s shot to the head until we get the YOU!!!! Finger point of doom. AA looks around in terror and falls to his knees and begs off. Hansen grabs him by the head and looks around to the crowd, he takes too long and AA lands a low blow doubling Spin over in pain. AA gets to his feet and hits the ropes for a spinning neck breaker, but Spin stands up and catches AA with a thunderous spine buster! AA gets to his feet and gets leveled with a clothesline, then a second, then a third. Finally Spin pulls AA to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a snap powerslam. AA rolls under the bottom rope and falls to the floor. Spin leaves the ring and pulls AA to his feet and bounces his noggin off the apron, the steep ring post, and finally a little old lady folds up her chair and holds it so Spin bounces AA’s head off of that too. AA falls to the floor, Spin grabs his legs and catapults him into the steel ring post, opening a gash on his head. Both men are bloody messes now. Spin throws AA back into the ring and stalks his prey backing AA into the corner. Spin pulls AA to his feet and hammers away and whips AA to the opposite corner. Spin charges and AA catches him with a boot to the face. AA climbs to the second rope and leaps, but Spin catches him in a bear hug! AA screams in pain as Spin tightens his grip. AA fades and the referee checks his arm, it drops once, twice, but on the third time AA pokes Spin in the eyes breaking the hold. As Spin staggers trying to regain his sight, AA chopblocks him to the mat and locks on the figure four. Now it is Spin’s turn to fight the submission. Spin fights to the ropes and forces the break. As Spin is pulling himself to his feet using the ropes, and behind the referee’s back, we see AA pull something out of his tights and slip it into the mysterious black glove. When Spin turns around AA pops him right in the temple! Spin drops like a ton of bricks, AA pounces and locks on the IRON CLAW!! Spin tights a little bit, but then blacks out. The referee counts his shoulders down.
WINNER in 16:21 – Attitude Adjuster
Pun- Alright Adjuster, wait right there. You impressed me just now. For all the griping you do, you can actually win when you need to. Let's see if that trend continues at the next show...when you face the winner of Williams/Alt for the PHWF Championship.
AA- You serious?
Pun- I'm damn serious. You think you deserve so much, then make the most of it. Headline a show. Let's see what the buyrates are.
AA- Alright, I WILL! And it'll be the best damn show you ever put on!
Pun- We'll see.
JF- Oh my God! You're putting Attitude Adjuster in the main event at PHWF 6?
Pun- Yup. Just to see if he'll prove me wrong.
JF- What if it tanks?
Pun- I'm willing to let it, just to see the look on AA's face. But let's see what he can do. Attitude Adjuster: headliner! Imagine!
JF- Incredible. Well, good luck to him.
Pun- Or whatever.
