[John Ramsey]

I heard there were little girls posting here. Little girls who looked like my precious Jonbenet.....

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Yeah... they're called Soprano and Moose. Have fun.

[Jake Blues]

How much for your women? Your wife? Your daughters? How much?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

An EXALT for Mr. 4 Fried Chickens and a Coke.

[Danny Elfman]

I love little girls, they make me feel so good

[Batman]

Damn. That's creepy.

[The Canadian Content]

The song or the midgets?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Both

[williamssl]

Oingo Boingo is (was?) one of the greatest party bands ever. Every year they did Halloween concerts in Southern CA which was one of the must-attends and highlights of the year.

[creepy]

I just got into Oingo Boingo not too long ago. I gotta say, I dig 'em.



On a somewhat related note, I came face to face with a hispanic midget a few weeks ago. Of course, it was more like face to crotch, but you get my drift. I could not stop staring. I've seen plenty of midgets in my day, and being from Texas, I've seen plenty of hispanic people. But a Hispanic Midget?

He started to stare back and we had a mini(!)-staredown. He left quite an impression.

[Batman]

What a freak!


(You, not him.)

[salmonjunkie]

creepyjackalopeeye said:

I just got into Oingo Boingo not too long ago. I gotta say, I dig 'em.



On a somewhat related note, I came face to face with a hispanic midget a few weeks ago. Of course, it was more like face to crotch, but you get my drift. I could not stop staring. I've seen plenty of midgets in my day, and being from Texas, I've seen plenty of hispanic people. But a Hispanic Midget?

He started to stare back and we had a mini(!)-staredown. He left quite an impression.

you need to go to more lucha libre events.

[creepy]

Yeah, but this guy was 6 feet away from me. Live and in person. He wasn't there to entertain me (although he was entertaining me) and him being in my presence had nothing to do with his occupation.

It was just a chance meeting with a Hispanic Midget. Almost life altering, really.

[Krydor]

You know what a Hispanic Midget is? Money in the bank, that's what. You could make a TV show around a Hispanic Midget and it would do better than a regular midget with a pet monkey. That's all kinds of money, the midget and the monkey.

Hispanic Midgets are the gold standard of Midgets. So awesome are they that you could not cast a monkey with the midget because there would be a tear in the space time fabric.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Amen brother.