[The Ghost of Texs Mom]

Hi hun, I don't have long but I just wanted to tell your little friends on PH how proud I am of you because it takes a real man to admit he loves taking a load up his ass and in his mouth at the same time.

That's why Mommy wears this button:



and always reads this book:

[williamssl]

+1 Day

[Bender]

EAT. MY. SHORTS.

[williamssl]

Sorry Solly. Hey - if I were asian both those words would sound the same!

[Jack Quinn]

Solly called Tex a ferry
Now he has no home
It’s double secret probation
That’s set in stone
Solly has no worries
Tex’ll get it in the end
Which one of them’s the lady
Between two gay men.

[williamssl]

And this is why you're assured of at least 3 votes (1 more than just you and Solly) in some category of Poster of the Year or the like in the Punnies.



EDIT: MOOSE IN 2007

EDIT 2: nevermind.