The One The Only The Columbo
Mar 12, 2008 18:15:53 GMT -5
Post by columbo on Mar 12, 2008 18:15:53 GMT -5
I am a refugee from the onlineonslaught forums for those who don't know me, allow me tell you a little bit about myself; In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. That is pretty much my life story in a nutshell feel free to worship me for the true :-X that I am!
p.s. I am proud to be a new member of this forum, it's kept me entertained all day. You guys are great! Keep up the goodness.
p.p.s. That p.s. made me feel like a dirty ass kisser, and I liked it 8-)
p.s. I am proud to be a new member of this forum, it's kept me entertained all day. You guys are great! Keep up the goodness.
p.p.s. That p.s. made me feel like a dirty ass kisser, and I liked it 8-)
