[tuffdaddycool]

How does this work? My screen name is TuffDaddyCool and I'm a friend of the one you call Lucky. I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners. That, and unfunny cliches. I actually hate the beach, as my pasty white skin is not conducive to enjoying a beachy environment and is also not a plus in meeting women. I also feel that I look autistic, again sending the women running for dem dar hills. Posting on a message board on a Saturday night doesn't make the ladies fall all over me either, I must admit. However, I'm sure that you can see that I'm not lacking in confidence.

[Lucky]

You suck. I don't know you. Stop trying to borrow off my name!

P.S. Up for a trip to the beach tomorrow?

[tuffdaddycool]

But...there was that time...that...we...ummm...saw that guy do that thing. Hilarity ensued.

P.S.- Can't. Taking my parents to visit an elderly priest in a nursing home. Good times.

[williamssl]

Any friend of Lucky is a friend of SMITE!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Hey Tuff, any glass dildo stories to share, or are those just reserved for Lopez?

[Lucky]

IT WAS NOT GLASS!

It was rubber. Or something. Glass would have been a different story when it konked me in the head.

[tuffdaddycool]

Yes, it was rubber. And double-sided. His ankle has never been the same since. Good times.

[Pun]

Another person to help us make fun of Lucky? That's ALWAYS welcome here.

[Boer the Heavy Metal Gnome]

Welcome. And no matter what anyone tries to tell you, I AM NOT GAY!!!

Also, SMITE!

[Lucky]

Sure you're not. With that guy in your sig?

And he won't help you guys make fun of me. He never makes fun of me. Truth is that I'm such a great person that as soon as you meet me in person you could never bring yourself to make fun of me again. Right?

[Lou]

Yankee fan?

Smite! Just in case.

[salmonjunkie]

welcome smite! tell us glorious stories of our friend Lopez. I WANT TO READ ABOUT GLORY!

[tuffdaddycool]

Senor Lucky is all things to all people...and he pays me handsomely to say as much. By the way, your last check didn't clear, Mr. I'll-Get-My-Passport-At-The-Last-Minute.

[tuffdaddycool]

And, for the record, I am a proud Yankee fan, so smite away.

[OpTard]

luckylopez said:

Truth is that I'm such a great person that as soon as you meet me in person you could never bring yourself to make fun of me again. Right?

i still have no problem calling you a fag.

[OpTard]

hey tuffy, is this you?

[Lucky]

Wow, that's the most demented shot of him I've ever seen. Its awesome!

operationretard said:

luckylopez said:

Truth is that I'm such a great person that as soon as you meet me in person you could never bring yourself to make fun of me again. Right?

i still have no problem calling you a fag.

You know, based on the recent documentary evidence a Mr. Smoley provided I'm not sure I think you're one to talk.

Or at the very least I'm not sure you mean it as an insult after reading that.


And yeah, you two idiots have met at the comic thing. Beard, the other guy you met is "borntorun" or "btr".

[tuffdaddycool]

Yes, that sadly is me. The odd part about that picture? I don't drink. Just naturally ugly.

[K-Dawg]

Nov 11, 2007 0:32:22 GMT -5 tuffdaddycool said:

I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners.

Do you also like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Do you have half a brain?

[Attitude Adjuster]

Awesome! Another guy who's willing to give me money for knowing how to play fantasy sports!

[BTR]

Are you Lucky's friend that met his Internet pals Cory and Ziggy in New York or are you Lucky's old roommate that fell asleep in the bed with his dick in his hand after masturbation?

[Lucky]

Oh totally the latter.

You guys realize this thread is a year old and he hasn't logged in since December?

[Attitude Adjuster]

Uhhh, no. But at least I can blame someone I know personally for that screwup.

K-Dawg! You're reading year-old threads!

[K-Dawg]

Yeah, so? I was bored! Maybe if someone around here would give me a little "something" once in a while, I wouldn't waste my nights all alone on the computer!

I guess I shouldn't have said "little"...