[The Goon]

Yep, I finally decided to stop being lazy and register here. Except I wanted to register as "The Goon" but for some reason it wouldn't let me (what kind of sick fucking board is this?!) so I'll forever be known here as "goon." Not "the" goon, just simply "goon." I'll do my best to contribute, but at the very least, the number of alcoholics here just went up by one!

[Evil Scotty]

go into your profile settings, modify profile and change your name in the display name field to whatever you want.

And SMITE for being dumb.

[williamssl]

Ya know, I'd change it for you but you used the avatar BBMN made for you OOver there instead of the one I made. THAT'S RIGHT - "DEAD TO ME" SMITE!!!!!!!!

[salmonjunkie]

Welcome smite!

Goon and Gooker. Sounds like twins.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Alright first thing's fuckin last - which one of you is older? And was it weird posting on the same board while living in the same house?

Have fun, make sure you get in on the movie showdowns.

Oh... and WELCOME SMITE~!

[Courtney]

I don't know you either. SMITE!!!

[Lucky]

salmonjunkie said:

Welcome smite!

Goon and Gooker. Sounds like twins.

If it was anyone but you I'd say it sound racist.

Oh, hey there, new guy.

[The Goon]

fsolomon75 said:

Alright first thing's fuckin last - which one of you is older? And was it weird posting on the same board while living in the same house?

gooker is older by about a year and a half. And it was kind of weird posting on the same board while living in the same house (or apartment as it were), the best was when he would accidentally post something under my name or vice versa, due to one of us not logging out. Luckily, it was never really noticeable (for instance, there was never a post by me saying "Cena sucks!" immediately followed by another post by me saying "I love John Cena!").

And Scotty, I did what you said. Initially I saw that my username of "goon" was unchangable, so I didn't really pay attention to the rest of the modify account stuff, and thus didn't notice I could change my display name.

[salmonjunkie]

better question: who has the hotter girlfriend?

[gooker]

Me!! And she's a nympho. Or it might just be the fact that we've been dating two months and everything's so fresh and new whereas Goon's been with his old lady for five years. ;D

[Loki]

Ah - new couple nymphomania. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[docx]

Or better yet...marry her and see how long it lasts. You'll need a stopwatch, not a calander.

[Loki]

Or have kids with her. Because nothing says "No sex drive" like a 2 month old baby.

[gooker]

Hey, could someone enlighten me about "smites" and "exalts?" And do it without smiting me because that doesn't look like a very good thing..please?

[salmonjunkie]

LACK OF KNOWLEDGE SMITE~!

[Loki]

Smites and exalts are fun little do-dad that we mess around with here. If someone does something good you exalt them, and if they annoy you a smite is in order.

For example, you could give me an exalt because I explained this to you. You could give Tex a smite because he's an inbred commie facist dictator pinko hippie RepubliKKKan enuch who has sex with dead dogs and bathes only once a month.

You can only do it once per hour.

Considering who exactly posts on this board, I'm sure you're not surprised to hear that the smite buttons get a great workout.

EVERYONE gets welcome smited. It is our way of letting you know we'll never have any respect for you. Ever. Unless you post naked chick picks down in the NSFW forum.

[docx]

Or, in Loki's case, pictures of tailpipes and crankshafts and men humping each other, and shit like that.

[Loki]

docx said:

Or, in Loki's case, pictures of tailpipes and crankshafts and men humping each other, and shit like that.

Not men. I'm not teh gay. But the pictures of tailpipes will get me hot.

Besides, who the hell are you to talk? Your fantasies involve a naked Brett Farve wearing a wheel of cheese on his head while covering you with fondue. I don't want to hear any shit from you.

[gooker]

Exalt - Loki's gay ass for explaining shit to me.

And because Plan 9's the shit.

[williamssl]

That's not where he wears the cheese wheel.

And goon - "dead to me" smite 2. I'll find an avatar for you over here and make you use it!!

[salmonjunkie]

No, Tex. He wears the cheese wheel on his other head.