[Evil Scotty]

vs.





Voting starts later tonight and will close July 26 10pm.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Forgive me if I don't shake hands and forgive me if I'm voting Tombstone over POTC.

[Lucky]

Tombstone > POTC

Tombstone action < POTC action? I think it might.

[Chris Eco]

POTC: CotBP action FTW, IMHO. TTYL.

I loves me some acronyms.

[Lucky]

I haven't the slightest idea what that said.

"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl action for the record, in my honest opinion. Talk to you later."

Are you retarded, eco?

I kinda hate myself for using that acronym and not just saying "Pirates." But everyone else was so... you know... I was lazy and gave in to peer pressure.

[Jack Quinn]

since tombstone got screwed in the other showdown, I am going with it in this one

plus I have never seen Pirates, nor do I really care

[Mikey]

mooseheadjack said:

plus I have never seen Pirates, nor do I really care

But really, what HAVE you seen, blind man??

Nevertheless, you don't have to be able to see to know that Tombstone is the choice here.

[creepy]

ecosystem said:

POTC: CotBP action FTW, IMHO. TTYL.

I loves me some acronyms.

luckylopez said:

"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl action for the record, in my honest opinion. Talk to you later."

Would that be "for the wecord?"

This reminds me of Jan Terri. Google it.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Pirates was my number one choice. Tough draw for it. See you later Captain Jack.

[Lucky]

Whoops, Creepy's right. I'm stupid. Ok, try again.

"Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl action, FUCK THE WORLD, in my honest opinion. Talk to you later."

Nope, still don't get it.

[DevSop]

I love Tombstone, may be one of my favorite movies ever, but where's the Action in it really. A shootout at the OK Corral, the gunfight when Wyatt "walks on water," and the scenes where they chase the bad guys and kill a few. Not bad necessarily, but not really great action. And while PotC may not also be a great action movie, there are some really awesome sword fights. Depp vs Bloom's sword fight early on alone may be more Action than Tombstone has unless I'm forgetting some major scenes.

[Lori]

Here lies Jack Sparrow, he was a treasure among pirates, but not quite enough to beat out Wyatt and Doc. RIP.

[Chris Eco]

luckylopez said:

Are you retarded, eco?

Kind of. I mostly found "POTC" an amusing abbreviation.

I was using FTW in it's "for the win" sense, not the Tazz sense. But you would know that if you would be bothered to use Wikipedia, wouldn't you? But noooo...can't be bothered to tap into the collective mind of the world.

[Evil Scotty]

for all you that want capt Jack to move on, get 5 more votes.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

[Evil Scotty]

the voters so far:

Moosehead "Anti-Tard" Jack
Solly Teh Southpaw
Tarheel
Sergei Alderman
ladies love cool Thaibinh
creepyjackalopeeye
stu
Psychofish
DevilSoprano
M-Kid Chris Cole
Old Uncle Elmer
nothingtodowithproduceatall
Loki
Lucky
Lori
Brother X
ecosystem
bc
Scotty
Courtney

[Chris Eco]

This mildly annoys me, even though it probably shouldn't.

[Lucky]

Me too. Bad draw by Pirates. Of course the folks who haven't seen it or who think no good films have been made since '94 () might not have given it a shot anyway. But it probably could have done better if it wasn't up against a clear board favorite.

And I still say that no matter how much I love Tombstone, Pirates is the much better ACTION flick. Doc has 2 action scenes that fill up maybe 3 minutes. Its not an action film, says I. At least not as much of one as Pirates where even when there's not straight up sword fights and such there's pirates ransacking towns, hot chicks running away from the undead, Jack fleeing the Navy, and other such ACTION. Tombstone is like 15 minutes of gunfighting with 2 hours of Wyatt frolicking with Dana Delaney and ignoring is alchie wife, Doc smart talking and coughing up blood, and Jason Priestly discovering is true sexual feelings with the help of Billy Zane.

[creepy]

Sounds like someones jealous of Billy Zane.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

Of course the folks who haven't seen it or who think no good films have been made since '94 ()

You... I don't like you.

[Lucky]

1) I was going to make the joke that I'm only jealous Billy Zane in so far as he's made out with so-and-so. But I can't find anyone I'm truely jealous of. I think the closest I've got is Kristy Swanson or Leonor Varela. Otherwise Billy's just what I think of when I hear the word "douche."

2) And how can I be offended by Solly not liking me when he's clearly shown such horrible judgment during these showdowns? Sure, no movie made after 1994 deserves proper respect but he's perfectly ok voting Rocky III over Godfather II or Commando over Sin City. Yeah, this is a guy I'm trying to impress.

[Evil Scotty]

about 8 ours left to vote. Only 5 votes needed to push Capt. Jack to the next round.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Swanson falls under that category of doing nudity (ie, a Playboy spread) about 10 years too late. Where was this during Hot Shots/The Chase?

Plus she banged Spade so she loses all credibility in my book.

[Lucky]

EWWWW! She banged Spade?! Well between that and Zane forget it. I want no part of that.