[Evil Scotty]

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Polls open until Thursday Aug 9th @ 10pm

[The Jewish Cunthead]

This is a tough matchup but since Raiders is going to advance, we probably don't need two Indy pics here.

Riggs and Murtaugh.

[The Canadian Content]

I agree with the Joo.

[Lucky]

I sure don't. Sure NOW we're all about evening up things. Not like voting for Rocky III was unnecessary.

Indy kicks Mel's ass.

[Mikey]

luckylopez said:

Indy kicks Mel's ass.

That's why Murtaugh's right there to roll his neck one time and shoot Indy's hat off from about 500 yards.

I love Last Crusade, but this is LETHAL WEAPON! Besides, as far as villains go... Gary Busey > Nazis.

[Chris Eco]

I'm just a little surprised.

[Lucky]

I'm more than a little bummed.

tarheelmike said:

I love Last Crusade, but this is LETHAL WEAPON!

Poorly acted, ridiculously unrealistic even for action film standards, cliche ridden, and the start of Mel Gibson's era of sadism?

Not to mention a really HORRIBLE tag line.

[creepy]

tarheelmike said:

Besides, as far as villains go... Gary Busey > Nazis.

Is this anti-semitic? Like Mel Gibson? I don't believe anyone anywhere at anytime could ever be a bigger villian then Nazis.

That might just be my opinion, though.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Lethal Weapon was good but NOT anywhere near Indiana Freaking Jones. And this was probably the best Indy movie (coming from the guy who has Raiders last on the list). Sean Connery & Harrison Ford >>>>> Gibson & Glover.

[Jack Quinn]

luckylopez said:

ridiculously unrealistic even for action film standards

and Indiana Jones wasn't?

Mel Gibson > Harrison Ford

[Lucky]

Indiana Jones routinely gets his ass kicked, regularly gets caught, gets duped, gets saved by his friends, and has one giant flaw he can't manage to get past. Its what makes Indy so fucking cool. I mean, what tested it for you this time? Was it when the girl duped him? Or when his elderly father knocked him out? Or when the Nazi's captured him? Or when they captured him the 2nd time? Or when he fails to get answers from the bad ass religious zealot unafraid to die? Or I know. It was the opening scene of the film where we see one of his first adventures ending in failure, him whipping himself, and the origin of his greatest fear. Or the transition scene afterwards where we see the SAME bad guy kicking his ass 25 years later?

Didn't you not even watch the film?

Mel Gibson's a talentless hack with a pornographic obsession with gore, torture, and sadism. The only thing he's worse at than acting is directing. Actually he's probably worse at being a decent human being, but that's besides the point. I'm far from the biggest Ford fan in the world but he has this weird ability. What is it? Oh yeah. He comes off as human.

[Krydor]

Didn't you not even watch the film?

"Did not you not even watch the film?" I have no idea what this means...

Also, Ford is cool because of his hat. However, as action flicks go, Lethal Weapon is betterer.

[Jack Quinn]

so he escaped the Nazis twice?

Yeah, Lethal Weapon rules it

[Lucky]

First AA and now Krydor. All the old guys are getting all over my English today. Man, I'm in the middle of my second insomnia spell in 3 weeks, I have no AC during an insane heat wave, I've drank maybe twice in the last month... I'm lucky I'm even coherent at this point.

Moose, the first time he escapes the Nazis its only because they leave him and his dad alone. Indy tries to plan an escape and Dad sets the room on fire. The two bumble about and manage to narrowly escape the Nazis. But the big wigs who were in charge of keeping him had just left for Berlin already. The second time he doesn't actually escape. The Nazis die at the hand of God. Like all Nazis do in Indy films. He's just not dead because he's not evil and stupid.

Its not like he saves himself from drowning when tied to a rock or anything.