[Evil Scotty]

vs






The Finals will end on Aug 23th around 10pm.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

This isn't even 1A vs. 1B for me, I love both movies the same. This is tough.

[Krydor]

I have no idea. I'm leaning towards melty nazis...

[The Canadian Content]

[Chris Eco]

Yeah, Indiana Jones is crazy, but Die Hard COULD REALLY HAPPEN!

Kinda.

Anyway, I'm voting for Die Hard.

[Batman]

Subtract out the mystical religious artifacts and Raiders could happen. As Lucky has made a strong case about in the past, Indy is just as much not a superhero as McClane.

[chretienbabacool]

Indy is better because he's not only badass but also hilarious. Also, it has the two of the best action scenes ever, the boulder and the truck chase.

Also, it has this scene, which in my humble opinion is one of the funniest scenes I've seen in an action movie:

[creepy]

I knew it'd come to this. I voted Die Hard just to close the gap a bit.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

12 voters for this Epic Finals. This is pathetic. Come on out and vote PEOPLE!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I voted... walking on broken glass > being lowered into a snake pit.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I know we had 20-22 in some matchups. 12 is too low for a Finals of a great showdown with two number one seeds.

[williamssl]

fsolomon75 said:

I voted... walking on broken glass > being lowered into a snake pit.

You're just scared of snakes.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You bastard. That was creepy as fuck.

[williamssl]

Is that better than a Creepy ass fuck?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You should know. Aren't you the expert?

[The Canadian Content]

That's a smite, Tex.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

A smite for breaking the fucking board and another one for making me nearly shit myself because when I was looking at that pic, someone tapped me on the shoulder.

[williamssl]

I contributed to Solly nearly shitting himself? Bonus points for me!


Granted it's been proven that Solly Self Shitting (SSS for short) is not an altogether rare occurance. However, it is pretty cool to know that you nearly had a role in SSS.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'm actually getting better with the SSS although if I was coming back from lunch instead of about to leave, we might have had a problem.

[creepy]

Sounds like a story needs to be told.

Explain, please.

[williamssl]

Browse back to one of the "Two Truths and a Lie" threads from back when we were doing that weekly (before you joined us). They're in House of Stupid. There's a SSS story in there.

[creepy]

The last time I shit my drawers was 1986. Had to walk home from school and just couldn't make it. My dad, brother, and two of my brothers friends drove up and gave me a ride. Not knowing of my filled pants, they took me home.

I'm sure they smelt something, because no one said a word the whole way home.

Whatever. I was 8, not driving age.

That reminds me, a friend of mine had to drive from Sam Houston State in Huntsville to Galveston (about a 2 hour drive or so) at 4 am. He said he had 4 energy drinks to keep him awake and they took their toll to the point where he was holding it for the last 45 minutes or so. He made to his hallway at his house before shit got dropped. Of course, he took pictures of his clothes, hallway, bathroom, etc. to prove it.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

9-9 tie. Now this is more like it. Come on people. I know there are at least 3-5 more votes hanging out there somewhere. This is the FINALS!

[Chris Eco]

Oh, for Pete's sake. Get in here and vote for Die Hard, people.

[Stu]

Raiders with inappropriate soundtrack:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MuwznfApTaA