[Chris Eco]

(11) The Master of Disguise



Grandfather Disguisey: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!

vs.

(22) Borat



Borat: I like you, do you like me?
Driving Instructor: Of course I like you.
Borat: You are my friend?
Driving Instructor: You're a nice young man and, yes, I am your friend.
Borat: You will be my boyfriend?
Driving Instructor: No, I won't be your boyfriend.
Borat: Why not?
Driving Instructor: Okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend.


EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the only case where I really loved one movie (Borat) and really hated another (The Master of Disguise). So in order to sway some votes:

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

Who the fuck nominated Borat? That was one of the BEST movies of last year.

[creepy]

I liked Borat. Although I must admit I liked him better before he got all popular with the film.

It seems to me that most people that hate the film hate it because it did get popular and everyone was told to go see it. Oversaturation.

[Jack Quinn]

i nominated it, Borat was the biggest steaming pile of shit ever. No matter who "wins" this showdown, Borat was worse.

[Mikey]

Am I not turtlely enough for you? Turtle, turtle.

[Lucky]

I don't hate Borat because of oversaturation. I hate Borat because I saw the character enough on the Ali G show to know that I hated it and it was in no way funny. A pathetic one note joke that a hack comedian used to make people laugh with out actually trying to be funny. I can't stand that shit and Sasha whatever isn't all that good at it. So when the trailers and commercials just annoyed me I was pretty confident I wouldn't like the movie and didn't see it. Of course people fucking loved it and Arrested Development got canceled.

Something like a year ago my sister was invited to the Reign Over Me NY premiere. She had an extra ticket and offered it to me but I passed because... you know... it was Adam Sandler trying to be serious in a movie about 9/11. The next day she told me how afterwards she went out to the bar with Sandler and crew after the movie and Ali G was with them. I was so bad I had passed. To have missed the chance to drink with Ali G and punch him in his fucking face eats me up inside.

And then she told me that Rob Schneider was there. Got, I could have lived out so many "people I want to hit" fantasies that night.

Even though its pointless and that "turtle" but was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen, I'm voting Borat on principle. I missed my chance to get drunk and punch him in the face and I'll die regretting that.

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

I loved Arrested Development. It's not fair when Two and a Half Men is the most popular comedy on T.V. and Arrested Development gets cancelled. Borat is no Arrested Development, almost nothing is. But it did deserve its success.

[Chris Eco]

Master of Disguise swamps a movie that is only subjectively bad!

[Batman]

luckylopez said:

I don't hate Borat because of oversaturation. I hate Borat because I saw the character enough on the Ali G show to know that I hated it and it was in no way funny. A pathetic one note joke that a hack comedian used to make people laugh with out actually trying to be funny. I can't stand that shit and Sasha whatever isn't all that good at it. So when the trailers and commercials just annoyed me I was pretty confident I wouldn't like the movie and didn't see it. Of course people fucking loved it and Arrested Development got canceled.

Something like a year ago my sister was invited to the Reign Over Me NY premiere. She had an extra ticket and offered it to me but I passed because... you know... it was Adam Sandler trying to be serious in a movie about 9/11. The next day she told me how afterwards she went out to the bar with Sandler and crew after the movie and Ali G was with them. I was so bad I had passed. To have missed the chance to drink with Ali G and punch him in his fucking face eats me up inside.

And then she told me that Rob Schneider was there. Got, I could have lived out so many "people I want to hit" fantasies that night.

Even though its pointless and that "turtle" but was one of the most horrible things I've ever seen, I'm voting Borat on principle. I missed my chance to get drunk and punch him in the face and I'll die regretting that.

Awesome post!