[Chris Eco]

(3) Van Helsing



Carl: Do you remember anything?
Van Helsing: I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl: That was 72 AD!
Van Helsing: You asked.

vs.

(30) Ace Ventura: Pet Detective



If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! That's why Roger Podacter was murdered! He found Captain Winky!

[DevSop]

I am making it my goal to have Van Helsing win this. It is the only movie I've ever thrown out. And I had to throw out 2 copies of it. Bought it myself, watched it, threw the DVD out my window. Went to a Christmas party, did a grab-bag, got Van Helsing, smiled, got in my car and tossed the DVD out the window doing 70 down the highway.

Movie sucks the biggest cock ever. It's got fucking Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, and every other mythic villian and the great Van Helsing hunter going after all of them. HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

Jesus Christ this movie sucks. Who made it? He should be tarred, feathered, drawn, quartered and have his internal organs removed. Basically pull a Braveheart ending on him.

[creepy]

Van Helsing was bad. But it wasn't Ace Ventura bad. Jesus stolen dolphin Christ that movie almost killed my sense of fucking humor.

[Stu]

The Ace Ventura sequel should be up there instead. First time around, I found Ace Ventura pretty funny, and Carrey was fairly new.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ymvoutx1HU

[Batman]

This is tough. I didn't see Van Helsing but I have no trouble believing that it was terrible. But I really hated Ace Ventura. It gets my vote.

[Lori]

I can't believe I sat through Van Helsing without killing myself, or someone else in the theater. It was close, some people actually seemed to be enjoying it.

[Chris Eco]

I'm not sure how you did Lori, because I walked out and went to Subway next door.

[chretienbabacool]

I am going to say the same thing I said for Dumb and Dumber, if you like this movie, you like Jerry Lewis. Jim Carrey is the same comedian as Jerry Lewis. Every time anyone ever makes fun of the French liking Jerry Lewis, they are making fun of you too.

[Lucky]

Could be worse. Laughing at Borat is like laughing at Larry the Cable Guy.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I am indifferent towards Van Helsing and love Ace. So Van Helsing gets my vote.

[Chris Eco]

Lucky, I loved Borat and I like Larry the Cable Guy. Do I just hate everyone?

[Lucky]

It just means you're amused by ethnic stereotypes who make comedic mistakes because of their lack of sophistication and cultural gaps. I'd make some joke about you loving Mr. Bean but you already admitted to enjoyed Larry the Cable Guy. So what more could I add?

[DevSop]

If he likes Mencia and Cook, we may have to look for him and cut off his testicles. People like that shouldn't be able to breed. We can not have people that stoooopid precreating.

[Lucky]

That might be a very true statement.

[Stu]

devilsoprano said:

We can not have people that stoooopid precreating.

*cough*

[Chris Eco]

Van Helsing beats out a movie some had fond memories of. No surprise there.