[Chris Eco]

(4) Superman Returns



Jor-El: They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.

vs.

(29) Savage Guns



Alternate Title: His Name Was Sam Walbash, But They Call Him Amen

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'll believe a man can fly a helluva lot easier than Kate Bosworth being some veteran grizzled reporter.

[Stu]

-"I'm Kevin Spacey. I actually look awesome in my Lex Luthor suit and with Bald Hair, and I am actually pretty effective at channeling ruthless, out-to-stop-Superman-for-the-good-of-humanity Lex, but it's ruined when Singer makes me ham it up like Gene Hackman, and I once again employ idiots to work for me"
-"KrrrrrrrrYP-TO-NITE!"
-<line lifted from the original movie>
-"I've got advanced alien technology. So instead of reverse engineering it into commerically lucrative products, I'm going to use it to flood most of america and charge what little survivors there are left to live on my uninhabitable island. That is, assuming they all happen to have money on them, what with me no doubt destroying all the banks...and assuming I can actually find somewhere to spend that money, what with America being flooded and all and the value of the american dollar probably plummeting as a result in the exchange rate..."
-"Meet Jason, my son. He's only five years old, but he's the top of his class in science. Yes. That's right. They teach five year olds science here"
-"I'm Superman, biggest boyscout in the world! Yet I have no problem spying on my ex with X-Ray vision"
-<line lifted from the original movie>
-Kumar as a supposed menacing henchman
-Lois not having Superman arrested for rape
-<line lifted from the original movie>
-Could you maybe try to HIT something, you fucking pansy!?
-As visually cool as it was, the getting shot in the eye and not even blinking was pretty dumb
-"Ahh! A Kryptonite Island! If only Lex hadn't pointed it out to me, because it didn't start to hurt until I knew about it!"
-"Kryptonite Island? No problem! I'll just lift it and toss it into space...a Kryptonite Island. While I have a bit of Kryptonite still in me after being shivved"
-<line lifted from the original movie>
-Was I the only one who found Jimmy in the movie to be a bit of a smarmy prick who seemed to have a thing for Clark?
-The John Williams Theme Used 12,374 times.

[Krydor]

Superman Returns? Yeah, why not. Never heard of Savage Guns.

[Lucky]

Superman raped Lois? I must have blocked that out. God I hate that. Fuck my friends for dragging me to the fucking iMax so it cost even more.

[Stu]

luckylopez said:

Superman raped Lois? I must have blocked that out. God I hate that. Fuck my friends for dragging me to the fucking iMax so it cost even more.

I mean that since he erased her memory of them ever being together, when she realised Jason was his kid, it should have maybe had her wondering how that was capable.

Unless:
1. Singer retconned the memory erasing away, and Superman just boned Lois without revealing his secret identity to her, which is just HUGELY out of character for him.
2. Singer retconned it so that the memory erasing only took away the fact that he was Clark, which...doesn't make any sense. The reason he erased her memory in the first place was because she was heartbroken that they couldn't be together. Making her forget he was Clark wouldn't help that very much.

[Batman]

You just convinced me that the idea of trying to follow the original movie's continuity rather than start from scratch was so damn retarded I'm going to vote Superman despite never having seen either of these movies.

That sounds like a major load of crap.

[Stu]

Yeah, they should have just made something like "Superman: Birthright" into a movie.

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

I've never heard of Savage Guns, but Superman wasn't that bad. It wasn't good, but it wasn't worst film of all time material. I'm confident that Singer can turn the franchise around with the sequel, just like he did with X-Men.

[Krydor]

Creepy absentee father stalker Superman in SR is a billion times worse than Fascist Dictator Superman in IV.

[punk/core]

As my friend said to me as we were walking out of the theatre:

"Who the fuck would pay to live on a bunch of spikes?"


What a bad, bad movie that was.

[williamssl]

I'm sorry - I have not seen Savage Guns. It may suck, and it may suck hard. But I'm not in a position to tell. But I did see Superman Returns. And it did suck. Hard. When my 7 year old walks away from a superhero movie because, "This is boring and its not very good", well...it sucks. But I came to that conclusion on my own. Loki had said how horrible it was in a 2 truths and a lie entry, and I rented it on that "recommendation" alone. And he was right, for all kinds of reasons.

[creepy]

williamssl said:

I'm sorry - I have not seen Savage Guns. It may suck, and it may suck hard. But I'm not in a position to tell. But I did see Superman Returns. And it did suck.

I figured that'd be a recurring theme. I'm probably the only one who has seen it. But I gaurentee everyone, if they ever get the opportunity to see this, please do.

Very hard to find, but well worth it. Although I doubt anyone would finish it. It's brutal. But a great brutal!

Never saw SR. Wasn't interested.

Who else voted SG? People who liked Superman Returns?


EDIT: If you're down with downloading bit torrents, you can do so here (I assume):

www.publicdomaintorrents.com/nshowmovie.html?movieid=796

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I liked Superman so I voted for Savage Guns

[Lucky]

You know, you've liked a lot of movies I hated. But this... I don't think I'll be speaking to you for awhile.

[Chris Eco]

Tex, "This is boring and it's not very good" is more articulate and curse-free than most of the reviews out there. Has your son ever considered going into that field.

And heck, I didn't think Superman Returns was that bad. I forget what I voted here, and I can't dredge up vote order because I don't understand modpower.