[National Champion Chris Cole]

Snow White & the Seven Dwarves



Vs.

Dumbo



Polls close Friday, August 31st, 9AM Eastern.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'll vote for the movie with the racist crows.

[Krydor]

Wimmins got wiles!

What are those?

Dunno, but they gots 'em.

[Stu]

Why did the Seven Dwarves have to share the one house if they owned a diamond mine?

[williamssl]

They were gay? Or is this a rhetorical question?

[Batman]

This is a really unfortunate matchup for the first round. These are two of the all-time greats and it's sad that one of them has to go. But as awesome as Dumbo is, you have to acknowledge that Snow White is truly one of the most beautiful movies ever made.

Watch this:

Then vote for the right movie.

[Lucky]

Dumbo had racist crows and a drunk elephant. It wins.

[Chris Eco]

I vote for Sleepy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful...and....um....Sneezy...and....Happy?

*looks it up* Boo-yah!

[creepy]

I don't think I could tell you the story behind Dumbo.

A huge ass elephant that could fly/glide because of it's huge ass ears?

I honestly don't know.

[Batman]

Pinocchio and Fantasia lost money, so Walt made Dumbo on the cheap to put his studio back in the black.

Wait. That's not what you meant, is it?

[Lucky]

creepyjackalopeeye said:

I don't think I could tell you the story behind Dumbo.

A huge ass elephant that could fly/glide because of it's huge ass ears?

I honestly don't know.

He was a small baby circus elephant. Because he had huge ears Jumbo Jr was laughed at and called Dumbo. He was taken from his mother and made a clown. He found a lone friend who tried to help him by encouraging him to use his unique traits to be special. One day, after growing drunk and being mocked by the racist birds he learns he can fly. And ultimately he uses his unique skills to save the day and become the star of the circus. Its Rudolph, only with his mommy being beaten, him getting drunk, and racism.

I also used to watch Dumbo's Circus as a kid.



It was almost as good as Pooh Corner.



Ok, they probably sucked. But I was a kid and it was the Disney Channel! Hell, I watched Kids Incorporated and the New Mickey Mouse Club!

[Batman]

luckylopez said:

. . . racist birds . . .

Just to clarify for those who don't remember the film or haven't seen it, these are not skin-head birds or anything. They are crows who are clearly meant to depict black people:



A depiction some see as racist. It certainly wouldn't fly these days, anyhow. In old Walt's defense, the crows might have been stereotypical, but they were also clearly the coolest animals around. Which is also a stereotype, I suppose, but a positive one at least. Kind of like Asians being good at teh maths.

[Krydor]

One of the crows was named Jim. Jim Crow! Geddit? JIM CROW!

[Chris Eco]

sergeial said:

A depiction some any idiot would see as racist, which means we should all vote for Snow White.

Fixed.

[Lucky]

JIM CROW!

[creepy]

luckylopez said:

JIM CROW!

Great, is this the New Kennedy Catch Phrase?





Jim Crow!

Nope. Still pretty lame.

[Courtney]

As my friend, the pothead drug addict, says:

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to work I go
I'll drink, I'll smoke and I'll score some dope
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho

[Lucky]

Creepy, I'm tempted to temp ban you for associating me with that KENNEDY! crap. I was merely pointing out how utterly racist Dumbo truly was.

Not as racist as this guy, though:

[National Champion Chris Cole]

This one is all tied up still. The polls are open for another day and a half so try and get somebody in here to break up the tie and help your side prevail.

[Batman]

So, who's voted?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Lori
Solly-Redneck-Joo
Scotty
Psychofish
M-Kid Chris Cole
Krydor
Moosehead "Anti-Tard" Jack
Texas
Courtney's Arch Enemy
DevilSoprano
Nothingtodowithproduceatall
chretienbabacool
Sergei Alderman
stu
Lucky
Eco
creepyjackalopeeye
Thai's Drunken Love Slave

[Mikey]

I haven't.... until now.

[Krydor]

Song of the South was not racist, nor were the stories. Jesus tapdancing Christ, that was probably the only time Walt didn't fuck with beloved folklore. Uncle Remus' stories are the equivalent and perhaps even superior to the Grimm fairytales.

[Chris Eco]

WOO-HOO!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Snow White wins