Moose's contribution to Gimmick's to-do list
Mar 14, 2008 21:12:12 GMT -5
Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Mar 14, 2008 21:12:12 GMT -5
Mods of Puns: Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Gimmick: Who are you?
Mod of Puns: We are the Mods who say..... Puns!
Gimmick: (horrified) No! Not the Mods who say Puns!
Mods of Puns: The same.
Other Mod of Puns: Who are we?
Mod of Puns: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Puns, Jerl, and pickpickpickpick!
Other Mod of Puns: pickpickpickpick!
Gimmick: (to Psychofish) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Mod of Puns: The mods who say Puns demand..... a sacrifice!
Gimmick: Mods of Puns, we are but simple posters who seek a new board that lies
beyond OO.
Mods of Puns: Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Psychofish: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Mod of Puns: We shall say Puns to you... if you do not appease us.
Gimmick: Well what is it you want?
Mod of Puns: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(minor music)
Gimmick: A WHAT?
Mods of Puns: Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Gimmick: No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Mod of Puns: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
post on this board... alive.
Gimmick: O Mods of Puns, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Mods of Puns: One that looks nice.
Gimmick: Of course!
Mods of Puns: And not too expensive.
Gimmick: Yes!
Mods of Puns: And don’t bother looking for one at Courtney’s house
Gimmick: Of course!
Mods of Puns: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
Gimmick: O Mods of Puns. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Mods of Puns: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Gimmick: What is that?
Mods of Puns: We are now no longer the Mods who say Puns!
Other Mods of Puns: Puns! Shh! Shh!
Mod of Puns: We are now the Mods who say whosonfirstwhatsonsecondidontknowsonthird
Other Mod of Puns: Puns!
Mod of Puns: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Gimmick: What is this test, O Mods of.....
Mods who 'til recently said Puns?
Mod of Puns: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(minor music)
Gimmick: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Mod of Puns: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Mods of Puns: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Puns! Puns!
Mods of Puns: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must type up the greatest post known to man kind……
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
Gimmick: Who are you?
Mod of Puns: We are the Mods who say..... Puns!
Gimmick: (horrified) No! Not the Mods who say Puns!
Mods of Puns: The same.
Other Mod of Puns: Who are we?
Mod of Puns: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Puns, Jerl, and pickpickpickpick!
Other Mod of Puns: pickpickpickpick!
Gimmick: (to Psychofish) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Mod of Puns: The mods who say Puns demand..... a sacrifice!
Gimmick: Mods of Puns, we are but simple posters who seek a new board that lies
beyond OO.
Mods of Puns: Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Psychofish: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Mod of Puns: We shall say Puns to you... if you do not appease us.
Gimmick: Well what is it you want?
Mod of Puns: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(minor music)
Gimmick: A WHAT?
Mods of Puns: Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Gimmick: No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Mod of Puns: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
post on this board... alive.
Gimmick: O Mods of Puns, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Mods of Puns: One that looks nice.
Gimmick: Of course!
Mods of Puns: And not too expensive.
Gimmick: Yes!
Mods of Puns: And don’t bother looking for one at Courtney’s house
Gimmick: Of course!
Mods of Puns: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
Gimmick: O Mods of Puns. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Mods of Puns: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Gimmick: What is that?
Mods of Puns: We are now no longer the Mods who say Puns!
Other Mods of Puns: Puns! Shh! Shh!
Mod of Puns: We are now the Mods who say whosonfirstwhatsonsecondidontknowsonthird
Other Mod of Puns: Puns!
Mod of Puns: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Gimmick: What is this test, O Mods of.....
Mods who 'til recently said Puns?
Mod of Puns: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(minor music)
Gimmick: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Mod of Puns: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Mods of Puns: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Puns! Puns!
Mods of Puns: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must type up the greatest post known to man kind……
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
