[Lucky]

Compiled for posterity's sake. You can find the results at Yahoo at the below link but due to our draft approach they are not in the correct order. Only the rounds themselves are correct. We have attempted to recall the correct order but mistakes are likely. If you know something to be wrong in the order feel free to speak up so we can correct it. If not... it doesn't really matter anyway. I just like having it.

archive.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/mlb/2006/10824/draftresults

Round 1

1. Albert Pujols - One Eyed Jacks
2. Álex Rodríguez - Dusty Needs to Go!
3. Johan Santana - Attitude Adjusters
4. Derrek Lee - Yousef Bulls
5. Vladimir Guerrero - Schwetty Balls
6. Manny Ramírez - Mets & Moose in '06
7. David Ortiz - Tarheel's Bluesox
8. Jason Bay - Abuse of... oh wait
9. Mark Teixeira - Commie Killers
10. David Wright - Devil Fusion Soprano
11. Alfonso Soriano - DM Xpress

Round 2

12. Miguel Tejada - DM Xpress
13. Michael Young - Devil Fusion Soprano
14. Ichiro Suzuki - Commie Killers
15. Jake Peavy - Abuse of... oh wait
16. Roy Oswalt - Tarheel's Bluesox
17. Bobby Abreu - Mets & Moose in '06
18. Chone Figgins - Schwetty Balls
19. Miguel Cabrera - Yousef Bulls
20. Carlos Beltrán - Attitude Adjusters
21. Carl Crawford - Dusty Needs to Go!
22. Chris Carpenter - One Eyed Jacks

Round 3

23. Chase Utley - One Eyed Jacks
24. Carlos Zambrano - Dusty Needs to Go!
25. José Reyes - Attitude Adjusters
26. Mariano Rivera - Yousef Bulls
27. Víctor Martínez - Schwetty Balls
28. Pedro Martínez - Mets & Moose in '06
29. Andruw Jones - Tarheel's Bluesox
30. Roy Halladay - Abuse of... oh wait
31. Derek Jeter - Commie Killers
32. Carlos Delgado - Devil Fusion Soprano
33. Lance Berkman - DM Xpress

Round 4

34. Brad Lidge - DM Xpress
35. Billy Wagner - Devil Fusion Soprano
36. Aramis Ramírez - Commie Killers
37. Félix Hernández - Abuse of... oh wait
38. Travis Hafner - Tarheel's Bluesox
39. Dontrelle Willis - Mets & Moose in '06
40. Todd Helton - Schwetty Balls
41. John Smoltz - Yousef Bulls
42. Joe Nathan - Attitude Adjusters
43. Paul Konerko - Dusty Needs to Go!
44. Jimmy Rollins - One Eyed Jacks

Round 5

45. Ben Sheets - One Eyed Jacks
46. Gary Sheffield - Dusty Needs to Go!
47. Eric Chávez - Attitude Adjusters
48. Jhonny Peralta - Yousef Bulls
49. Mark Buehrle - Schwetty Balls
50. Randy Johnson - Mets & Moose in '06
51. Francisco Rodríguez - Tarheel's Bluesox
52. Huston Street - Abuse of... oh wait
53. Rich Harden - Commie Killers
54. Mark Prior - Devil Fusion Soprano
55. Andy Pettitte - DM Xpress

Round 6

56. Hideki Matsui - DM Xpress
57. Carlos Lee - Devil Fusion Soprano
58. Joe Mauer - Commie Killers
59. Ryan Howard - Abuse of... oh wait
60. Morgan Ensberg - Tarheel's Bluesox
61. Jeff Kent - Mets & Moose in '06
62. Bartolo Colón - Schwetty Balls
63. Grady Sizemore - Yousef Bulls
64. Rafael Furcal - Attitude Adjusters
65. Zach Duke - Dusty Needs to Go!
66. Scott Rolen - One Eyed Jacks

Round 7

67. Johnny Damon - One Eyed Jacks
68. Michael Barrett - Dusty Needs to Go!
69. Josh Beckett - Attitude Adjusters
70. Marcus Giles - Yousef Bulls
71. Troy Glaus - Schwetty Balls
72. Eric Gagne - Mets & Moose in '06
73. Jon Garland - Tarheel's Bluesox
74. Adam Dunn - Abuse of... oh wait
75. B.J. Ryan - Commie Killers
76. Jason Schmidt - Devil Fusion Soprano
77. Jason Varitek - DM Xpress

Round 8

78. Jim Thome - DM Xpress
79. Juan Pierre - Devil Fusion Soprano
80. A.J. Burnett - Commie Killers
81. Chipper Jones - Abuse of... oh wait
82. Pat Burrell - Tarheel's Bluesox
83. Chad Cordero - Mets & Moose in '06
84. Jason Isringhausen - Schwetty Balls
85. Brian Giles - Yousef Bulls
86. Francisco Cordero - Attitude Adjusters
87. Jorge Cantú - Dusty Needs to Go!
88. Tim Hudson - One Eyed Jacks

Round 9

89. Bobby Jenks - One Eyed Jacks
90. Ryan Dempster - Dusty Needs to Go!
91. Scott Podsednik - Attitude Adjusters
92. Brandon Webb - Yousef Bulls
93. Brian Roberts - Schwetty Balls
94. Trevor Hoffman - Mets & Moose in '06
95. Coco Crisp - Tarheel's Bluesox
96. Barry Bonds - Abuse of... oh wait
97. Hank Blalock - Commie Killers
98. Ryan Freel - Devil Fusion Soprano
99. Wily Mo Peña - DM Xpress

Round 10

100. Cliff Lee - DM Xpress
101. Aubrey Huff - Devil Fusion Soprano
102. Barry Zito - Commie Killers
103. Vernon Wells - Abuse of... oh wait
104. Felipe López - Tarheel's Bluesox
105. Richie Sexson - Mets & Moose in '06
106. Freddy García - Schwetty Balls
107. Jason Giambi - Yousef Bulls
108. Javy López - Attitude Adjusters
109. Torii Hunter - Dusty Needs to Go!
110. Jeff Francoeur - One Eyed Jacks

Round 11

111. Jeremy Hermida - One Eyed Jacks
112. Édgar Rentería - Dusty Needs to Go!
113. C.C. Sabathia - Attitude Adjusters
114. Adrián Béltre - Yousef Bulls
115. Julio Lugo - Schwetty Balls
116. Melvin Mora - Mets & Moose in '06
117. Plácido Polanco - Tarheel's Bluesox
118. Brian Fuentes - Abuse of... oh wait
119. Jim Edmonds - Commie Killers
120. Mark Mulder - Devil Fusion Soprano
121. Garrett Atkins - DM Xpress

Round 12

122. John Patterson - DM Xpress
123. Keith Foulke - Devil Fusion Soprano
124. Cliff Floyd - Commie Killers
125. Jonny Gomes - Abuse of... oh wait
126. Kevin Millwood - Tarheel's Bluesox
127. Bill Hall - Mets & Moose in '06
128. Bob Wickman - Schwetty Balls
129. Matt Holliday - Yousef Bulls
130. Dan Haren - Attitude Adjusters
131. Rickie Weeks - Dusty Needs to Go!
132. Ken Griffey Jr. - One Eyed Jacks

Round 13

133. Brett Myers - One Eyed Jacks
134. Scott Kazmir - Dusty Needs to Go!
135. Chad Tracy - Attitude Adjusters
136. Armando Benítez - Yousef Bulls
137. Moisés Alou - Schwetty Balls
138. Javier Vázquez - Mets & Moose in '06
139. José Contreras - Tarheel's Bluesox
140. Noah Lowry - Abuse of... oh wait
141. Derrick Turnbow - Commie Killers
142. Jason Lane - Devil Fusion Soprano
143. Mike Mussina - DM Xpress

Round 14

144. Preston Wilson - DM Xpress
145. Curt Schilling - Devil Fusion Soprano
146. Liván Hernández - Commie Killers
147. Iván Rodríguez - Abuse of... oh wait
148. Jason Kendall - Tarheel's Bluesox
149. Randy Winn - Mets & Moose in '06
150. Geoff Jenkins - Schwetty Balls
151. John Lackey - Yousef Bulls
152. Tadahito Iguchi - Attitude Adjusters
153. Magglio Ordóñez - Dusty Needs to Go!
154. Jeremy Bonderman - One Eyed Jacks

Round 15

155. Jorge Posada - One Eyed Jacks
156. Matt Clement - Dusty Needs to Go!
157. Doug Davis - Attitude Adjusters
152. Joe Blanton - Yousef Bulls
159. Kerry Wood - Schwetty Balls
160. Robinson Canó - Mets & Moose in '06
161. Shawn Green - Tarheel's Bluesox
162. Nomar Garciaparra - Abuse of... oh wait
163. Matt Morris - Commie Killers
164. Bobby Crosby - Devil Fusion Soprano
165. José Valverde - DM Xpress

Round 15

166. Craig Biggio - DM Xpress
167. Kenji Johjima - Devil Fusion Soprano
168. Chris Capuano - Commie Killers
169. Mark Loretta - Abuse of... oh wait
170. David Eckstein - Tarheel's Bluesox
171. Ramón Hernández - Mets & Moose in '06
172. Eddie Guardado - Schwetty Balls
173. Delmon Young - Yousef Bulls
174. Tom Gordon - Attitude Adjusters
175. Justin Morneau - Dusty Needs to Go!
176. Aaron Harang - One Eyed Jacks

Round 16

177. Lyle Overbay - One Eyed Jacks
178. Matt Murton - Dusty Needs to Go!
179. Matt Cain - Attitude Adjusters
180. Derek Lowe - Yousef Bulls
181. Brad Radke - Schwetty Balls
182. Mike González - Mets & Moose in '06
183. Danys Báez - Tarheel's Bluesox
183. Scot Shields - Abuse of... oh wait
184. Todd Jones - Commie Killers
185. Chad Qualls - Devil Fusion Soprano
186. Jeff Suppan - DM Xpress

Round 17

187. Garret Anderson - DM Xpress
188. Prince Fielder - Devil Fusion Soprano
189. Scott Baker - Commie Killers
190. Chris Young - Abuse of... oh wait
191. Jorge Sosa - Tarheel's Bluesox
192. Aaron Rowand - Mets & Moose in '06
193. J.D. Drew - Schwetty Balls
194. Clint Barmes - Yousef Bulls
195. Justin Duchscherer - Attitude Adjusters
196. Kenny Rogers - Dusty Needs to Go!
197. Jae Seo - One Eyed Jacks

Round 18

198. Brandon McCarthy - One Eyed Jacks
199. Scott Eyre - Dusty Needs to Go!
200. Jermaine Dye - Attitude Adjusters
201. Bob Howry - Yousef Bulls
202. Mike Sweeney - Schwetty Balls
203. Jon Lieber - Mets & Moose in '06
204. Jake Westbrook - Tarheel's Bluesox
205. Chris Ray - Abuse of... oh wait
206. Luis Castillo - Commie Killers
207.Jeff Weaver - Devil Fusion Soprano
208. Khalil Greene - DM Xpress

Round 19

209. Kelvim Escobar - DM Xpress
210. Mark Ellis - Devil Fusion Soprano
211. A.J. Pierzynski - Commie Killers
212. Carlos Guillén - Abuse of... oh wait
213. Dan Wheeler - Tarheel's Bluesox
214. Scott Linebrink - Mets & Moose in '06
215. Paul Byrd - Schwetty Balls
216. Sean Casey - Yousef Bulls
217. Brad Penny - Attitude Adjusters
218. Ryan Zimmerman - Dusty Needs to Go!
219. Jay Gibbons - One Eyed Jacks

Round 20

220. Ronnie Belliard - One Eyed Jacks
221. Daniel Cabrera - Dusty Needs to Go!
222. Oliver Pérez - Attitude Adjusters
223. Mike Cameron - Yousef Bulls
224. Kevin Mench - Schwetty Balls
225. Tom Glavine - Mets & Moose in '06
226. José Guillén - Tarheel's Bluesox
227. Nick Johnson - Abuse of... oh wait
228. Juan Encarnación - Commie Killers
229. David Dellucci - Devil Fusion Soprano
230. Mike Timlin - DM Xpress

Round 21

231. Shawn Chacón - DM Xpress
232. Roger Clemens - Devil Fusion Soprano
233. Brad Wilkerson - Commie Killers
234. Kyle Farnsworth - Abuse of... oh wait
235. Pedro Feliz - Tarheel's Bluesox
236. Joe Crede - Mets & Moose in '06
237. Luis González - Schwetty Balls
238. Gustavo Chacín - Yousef Bulls
239. Dan Johnson - Attitude Adjusters
240. Xavier Nady - Dusty Needs to Go!
241. Raúl Ibañez - One Eyed Jacks

Round 22

242. Shea Hillenbrand - One Eyed Jacks
243. Chris Shelton - Dusty Needs to Go!
244. Adam LaRoche - Attitude Adjusters
245. Kyle Davies - Yousef Bulls
246. Mike MacDougal - Schwetty Balls
247. Chad Orvella - Mets & Moose in '06
248. Joe Borowski - Tarheel's Bluesox
249. Ervin Santana - Abuse of... oh wait
250. Ray Durham - Commie Killers
251. Joey Devine - Devil Fusion Soprano
252. Esteban Loaiza - DM Xpress

Round 23

253. Nick Swisher - DM Xpress
254. Kevin Youkilis - Devil Fusion Soprano
255. Orlando Cabrera - Commie Killers
256. Chien-Ming Wang - Abuse of... oh wait
257. Mike Hampton - Tarheel's Bluesox
258. Dave Roberts - Mets & Moose in '06
259. Paul Lo Duca - Schwetty Balls
260. Bengie Molina - Yousef Bulls
261. Greg Maddux - Attitude Adjusters
262. Erik Bedard - Dusty Needs to Go!
263. Rocco Baldelli - One Eyed Jacks

Round 24

264. Craig Monroe - One Eyed Jacks
265. Bill Mueller - Dusty Needs to Go!
266. Héctor Carrasco - Attitude Adjusters
267. Tim Wakefield - Yousef Bulls
268. Jamie Moyer - Schwetty Balls
269. So Taguchi - Mets & Moose in '06
270. Brian McCann - Tarheel's Bluesox
271. Rob Mackowiak - Abuse of... oh wait
272. Jesse Crain - Commie Killers
273. Jonathan Papelbon - Devil Fusion Soprano
274. Ian Kinsler - DM Xpress

Round 25

275. Brandon Backe - DM Xpress
276. Aaron Heilman - Devil Fusion Soprano
277. Mark Kotsay - Commie Killers
278. Mike Piazza - Abuse of... oh wait
279. Casey Blake - Tarheel's Bluesox
280. Josh Towers - Mets & Moose in '06
281. Jarrod Washburn - Schwetty Balls
282. Tony Clark - Yousef Bulls
283. Chris Reitsma - Attitude Adjusters
284. Edwin Encarnación - Dusty Needs to Go!
285. Mike Lieberthal - One Eyed Jacks

Round 26

286. Justin Verlander - One Eyed Jacks
287. Wade Miller - Dusty Needs to Go!
288. Rafael Betancourt - Attitude Adjusters
289. John Thomson - Yousef Bulls
290. Kris Benson - Schwetty Balls
291. Adam Eaton - Mets & Moose in '06
292. Cory Lidle - Tarheel's Bluesox
293. Carl Pavano - Abuse of... oh wait
294. Shannon Stewart - Commie Killers
295. Joey Gathright - Devil Fusion Soprano
296. Dallas McPherson - DM Xpress

[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

Round 23
15. Chien-Ming Wang - Abuse of... oh wait

Round 24
10. Jonathan Papelbon - Devil Fusion Soprano

Round 26
1. Justin Verlander - One Eyed Jacks

The definition of fantasy steals.

[Jack Quinn]

and I ended up with both Wang and Verlander, I RULE!

Tried my damndest to get Papelbon too, almost had him

[Lucky]

fsolomon75 said:

luckylopez said:

Round 23
15. Chien-Ming Wang - Abuse of... oh wait

Round 24
10. Jonathan Papelbon - Devil Fusion Soprano

Round 26
1. Justin Verlander - One Eyed Jacks

The definition of fantasy steals.

I kicked myself when I was putting that list together and saw Papelbon. I can't believe I passed him over for Mackowiak. I got him in EVERY OTHER DRAFT I was in and I specifically remember thinking he'd fall to the next round. Piazza and Pavano were clearly fliers I was taking and I don't see anyone else I had targeted (I didn't have Verlander targetted). So why the fuck did I pass over Papelbon for Rob fucking Mackowiak?

Not that I thought he'd do what he did, but he still was a leading contender to be Boston's setup man, closer, or starter.

I played a fun game when I was putting the order together. In the later rounds I decided who the best pick was. Its impossible to do early on because its all subjective (which isn't to say I didn't lose Round 1 handidly) but its pretty easy to pick out the best pick in Round 26. I'm glad to say I won quite a few rounds.

Also worthy of noting, 3 spots before Dev grabbed Papelbon in the 24th round Mike grabbed Brian McCann. Not Papelbon but still a pretty great bargain. And for some reason I recall McCann being a major joke in our draft discussion as to who would end up with him.

Huh. I forgot to number the last 10 rounds or so. Whoops.

[Attitude Adjuster]

How about picking up Jermaine Dye in Round 18, or Podsednik in Round 9?

Of course then I also traded Dye to THMike for some lame pitcher I quickly discarded. Horrible trade, but a really good draft pick.

[Mikey]

luckylopez said:

Round 2

17. Bobby Abreu - Mets & Moose in '06
18. Chone Figgins - Schwetty Balls
19. Miguel Cabrera - Yousef Bulls
20. Carlos Beltrán - Attitude Adjusters

What's THIS shit, Solly?

[Lucky]

attitudeadjuster said:

How about picking up Jermaine Dye in Round 18, or Podsednik in Round 9?

Of course then I also traded Dye to THMike for some lame pitcher I quickly discarded. Horrible trade, but a really good draft pick.

103. Vernon Wells - Abuse of... oh wait
162. Nomar Garciaparra - Abuse of... oh wait
183. Scot Shields - Abuse of... oh wait
190. Chris Young - Abuse of... oh wait
205. Chris Ray - Abuse of... oh wait
212. Carlos Guillén - Abuse of... oh wait
249. Ervin Santana - Abuse of... oh wait
256. Chien-Ming Wang - Abuse of... oh wait

I RULE!

Speaking in no way to any trades I may have made or Cy Young contending pitchers I may have dropped. But my drafting skills rocked!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

203. Jon Lieber - Mets & Moose in '06
247. Chad Orvella - Mets & Moose in '06
269. So Taguchi - Mets & Moose in '06
280. Josh Towers - Mets & Moose in '06
291. Adam Eaton - Mets & Moose in '06

Wow. I don't rule at all.