[Lucky]

I expect 11 exalts.

Here is your Goddamned list of free agents. Have fun. This is taken from MLB.com's listing of players and ranked by their fantasy price in '06. If you are interested in picking up or drafting someone not on this list simply check to make sure they are not on the Keeper or Can't Keep lists. As long as they are on neither, feel free to pick them up.

Anyone listed under the Waiver banner can only be claimed through a waiver claim.

Place all waiver claims and free agent pickups in the Transactions thread. You MUST drop a Keeper to pick up a player.

Hitters
Rafael Furcal
Freddy Sanchez
Juan Pierre
Chipper Jones
Lyle Overbay
Gary Matthews
Raul Ibanez
Corey Patterson
Dave Roberts
Torii Hunter
Ray Durham
Ryan Zimmerman
Brian Roberts
Adrian Gonzalez
Felipe Lopez
Frank Thomas
Nomar Garciaparra
Juan Rivera
Eric Byrnes
Jacque Jones
Edgar Renteria
Nick Johnson
Mike Cameron
Adam LaRoche
Brandon Phillips
Kenny Lofton
Brad Hawpe
Orlando Cabrera
Rich Aurilia
Omar Vizquel
Reed Johnson
Luis Castillo
Ivan Rodriguez
Moises Alou
Richie Sexson
Adrian Beltre
Rocco Baldelli
JD Drew
Prince Fielder
Josh Barfield
Troy Glaus
Jorge Posada
Tadahito Iguchi
Chad Tracy
Kenji Johjima
Orlando Hudson
Mark DeRosa
Mike Lowell
Emil Brown
Jay Payton
Josh Willingham
Ty Wigginton
Ryan Freel
Andre Ethier
Melvin Mora
Juan Encarnacion
Ramon Hernandez
Matt Murton
Ben Broussard
Austin Kearns
Conor Jackson
Julio Lugo
A.J. Pierzynski
Casey Blake
Barry Bonds
Nick Swisher
Ian Kinsler
Johnny Estrada
Nick Markakis
Mike Piazza
Garret Anderson
Jeff Francoeur
Willy Taveras
Mike Lamb
Pat Burrell
Jeff Kent
Ronny Paulino
Shea Hillenbrand
David DeJesus
Yuniesky Betancourt
Endy Chavez
Matt Diaz
Jose Lopez
Brandon Inge
Craig Monroe
Russell Martin
Jamey Carroll
Josh Bard
Kevin Youkilis
Bengie Molina
Chris Duncan
Wes Helms
Mark Grudzielanek
Luke Scott
Xavier Nady
Preston Wilson
Nick Punto
Maicer Izturis
Greg Norton
Shawn Green
Milton Bradley
Jose Valentin
Scott Hatteberg
Esteban German
Rickie Weeks
Frank Catalanotto
Geoff Jenkins
Melky Cabrera
Aaron Hill
Jason Bartlett
Coco Crisp
Marcus Thames
Mike Jacobs
Brian Giles
Marlon Anderson
Curtis Granderson
Adam Kennedy
Bernie Williams
Hank Blalock
Robb Quinlan
Mark Loretta
Aubrey Huff
Ken Griffey Jr.
Jim Edmonds
Kevin Millar
Wily Mo Pena
Luis Gonzalez
Placido Polanco
Chris Burke
Ronnie Belliard
David Dellucci
Alex Cintron
Chris Coste
Jose Vidro
Ryan Theriot
Chris Shelton
Mark Kotsay
Kevin Mench
Shane Victorino
Wilson Betemit
Olmedo Saenz
Jason Michaels
Jeff DaVanon
Dave Ross
David Eckstein
Todd Walker
Tony Graffanino
Jay Gibbons
Aaron Rowand
Marcus Giles
Jeff Conine
Scott Spiezio
Jeff Cirillo
Pablo Ozuna
Hector Luna
Miguel Olivo
David Bell
Randy Winn
Ryan Church
Corey Hart
Ross Gload
Stephen Drew
Eric Hinske
Gerald Laird
Ryan Garko
Chris Duffy
Pedro Feliz
Phil Nevin
Sean Casey
Gregg Zaun
Doug Mientkiewicz
Rob Mackowiak
Mike Redmond
Jose Castillo
Craig Wilson
Alfredo Amezaga
Alex Escobar
Jason Tyner
Reggie Sanders
Jack Wilson
Eliezer Alfonzo
Jeff Baker
Daryle Ward
Gabe Gross
Chris Gomez
Ryan Shealy
Trot Nixon
Bobby Kielty
Craig Biggio
Jorge Cantu
Juan Uribe
Mike Lieberthal
Marco Scutaro
Khalil Greene
Ryan Spilborghs
Joey Gathright
Kazuo Matsui
So Taguchi
Corey Koskie
Craig Counsell
Shin-soo Choo
Joe Inglett
Delmon Young
Shannon Stewart
Mark Ellis
Cory Sullivan
Royce Clayton
Omar Infante
Matt Stairs
Mike Sweeney
Chris Snyder
Tim Salmon
Aaron Boone
Rod Barajas
Willy Aybar
Alex Gonzalez
Cliff Floyd
Matt Kemp
Mike Napoli
Julio Franco
Russell Branyan
Willie Bloomquist
Javier Valentin
John Rodriguez
Eduardo Perez
Yorvit Torrealba
Carlos Quentin
Jason Repko
Henry Blanco
Vance Wilson
Adam Lind
Shane Costa
Freddie Bynum
Jason Varitek
John Buck
James Loney
Mike Rivera
Dallas McPherson
Jeromy Burnitz
Mike Morse
David Newhan
Toby Hall
Dmitri Young
BJ Upton
Brian Schneider
Todd Greene
Aaron Guiel
Jason Smith
Dioner Navarro
Jose Bautista
Brad Wilkerson
Miguel Cairo
Ramon Martinez
Joe Randa
Jonny Gomes
Norris Hopper
Jason Kubel
Damon Hollins
Javy Lopez
Bobby Crosby
Nook Logan
Cody Ross
Andy Phillips
Brady Clark
Alexis Gomez
Angel Pagan
Todd Hollandsworth
Sandy Alomar Jr.
Rondell White
Kevin Thompson
Josh Rabe
Steve Finley
Damion Easley
Brent Clevlen
Jeremy Hermida
Mark Sweeney
Ben Johnson
Eric Bruntlett
Eli Marrero
Reggie Willits
Chris Snelling
Jeffrey Salazar
Nelson Cruz
Nate McLouth
Jose Hernandez
Greg Dobbs
Dan Johnson
Lance Niekro
Lew Ford
Chris Denorfia
Aaron Miles
Damian Miller
Adam Everett
Jeff Keppinger
Kevin Reese
Geoff Blum
Brandon Harper
Jason Wood
Bill Mueller
Kelly Shoppach
Joaquin Arias
Carlos Ruiz
Gabe Kapler
Franklin Gutierrez
Todd Linden
Tommy Murphy
John Hattig
Eric Young
Travis Lee
Paul Phillips
J.J. Hardy
Robert Fick
Carl Everett
Mike Rouse
Chris Young
Jeffrey Fiorentino
Terry Tiffee
Fred Lewis
Carlos Pena
Jerry Owens
Tony Batista
Angel Berroa
Scott Hairston
Juan Castro
Kerry Robinson
Chris Iannetta
Kevin Kouzmanoff
Ronny Cedeno
Lastings Milledge
Kendry Morales
Joe Borchard
Scott Moore
Martin Prado
Scott Thorman
Tim Laker
Choo Freeman
Rob Bowen
Alex Cora
Anthony Gwynn
Tony Womack
Jose Molina
Humberto Quintero
Andy Marte
Fernando Tatis
Adam Jones
Bernie Castro
Brayan Pena
Miguel Ojeda
Justin Huber
Jeremy Brown
Hiram Bocachica
Erick Aybar
David Murphy
Jose Cruz Jr.
Travis Ishikawa
Jason Phillips
Lou Merloni
Matt Lawton
Josh Paul
Willie Harris
Tomas de la Rosa
Adam Melhuse
Chad Mottola
Matthew LeCroy
Paul McAnulty
Ryan Langerhans
Ramon Castro
Jose Guillen
Ryan Sweeney
T.J. Bohn
Larry Bigbie
John McDonald
Orlando Palmeiro
Sean Burroughs
Peter Orr
Drew Meyer
Adam Stern
Kevin Barker
Michael Vento
Luis Terrero
Miguel Montero
Andres Blanco
Timo Perez
Brian Jordan
Daniel Ortmeier
Vinny Rottino
Roberto Petagine
Angel Sanchez
Brandon Fahey
Josh Fields
Luis A. Gonzalez
John Gall
Bubba Crosby
Neifi Perez
Eddie Rogers
Luis Figueroa
Brendan Harris
Ryan Roberts
Mitch Maier
Curtis Pride
Adrian Brown
Randall Simon
Alberto Callaspo
Ramon Santiago
Luis Rodriguez
Terrmel Sledge
George Lombard
Dustan Mohr
Brian Anderson
Ruben Sierra
Jason Ellison
Victor Diaz
Joel Guzman
Ramon Vazquez
Jason Botts
Cesar Izturis
Ray Olmedo
Marlon Byrd
Joe Thurston
J.T. Snow
Jeremy Reed
Christopher Roberson
Jason Lane
Buck Coats
Quinton McCracken
Ben Zobrist
Gary Bennett
Mike Restovich
Michael Tucker
Rajai Davis
Melvin Dorta
Wiki Gonzalez
Shawn Riggans
Mike Matheny
Chris Aguila
Mike Edwards
Jorge Piedra
Drew Anderson
Geovany Soto
Robert Andino
Danny Sandoval
Darin Erstad
Henry Mateo
Todd Pratt
Brandon Watson
Luis Matos
Omar Quintanilla
Skip Schumaker
Ryan Doumit
Manny Alexander
Kevin Frandsen
Tony Clark
Jose Vizcaino
Matt Treanor
Damian Jackson
Russ Adams
Ricky Ledee
Eric Munson
Reggie Abercrombie
Vinny Castilla
Jerry Hairston
JD Closser
Sal Fasano
Jason LaRue
Andy Green
Chris Woodward
Clint Barmes
Brad Ausmus

Pitchers
Eric Bedard
J.J. Putz
Trevor Hoffman
Takashi Saito
Akinori Otsuka
Bronson Arroyo
Francisco Liriano
Chad Cordero
Bobby Jenks
Todd Jones
Tom Gordon
Bob Wickman
Brian Fuentes
Joe Borowski
Roger Clemens
Derek Lowe
Jason Isringhausen
John Lackey
Francisco Cordero
Mike Gonzalez
Kenny Rogers
Curt Schilling
Dave Bush
Greg Maddux
Josh Johnson
Anibal Sanchez
Kelvim Escobar
Cla Meredith
Scot Shields
Nate Robertson
Tom Glavine
Dan Wheeler
Brett Myers
Woody Williams
Dennys Reyes
Jeff Francis
Freddy Garcia
Clay Hensley
Fernando Rodney
Jose Contreras
Justin Duchscherer
Scott Olsen
David Weathers
Bob Howry
Chuck James
Hector Carrasco
Scott Proctor
Kevin Millwood
Jonathan Broxton
Jason Jennings
Jorge Julio
Matthew Capps
Armando Benitez
John Maine
Salomon Torres
Rafael Soriano
Ryan Dempster
Jamie Moyer
Pedro Feliciano
Jeremy Sowers
Adam Wainwright
A.J. Burnett
Geoff Geary
Chad Qualls
Brad Penny
Scott Linebrink
Patrick Neshek
Darren Oliver
Jon Rauch
Chad Bradford
Oscar Villarreal
Todd Coffey
Aaron Heilman
Jake Westbrook
Wes Littleton
Danys Baez
Mike Stanton
Duaner Sanchez
Braden Looper
Vicente Padilla
Josh Beckett
Rafael Betancourt
Matt Thornton
Brandon League
Eddie Guardado
Jesse Crain
Juan Rincon
Mike Timlin
Chris Sampson
Trever Miller
Ted Lilly
Jose Valverde
Cliff Lee
Joe Beimel
Mike MacDougal
Russ Springer
Javier Vazquez
Boof Bonser
Carlos Villanueva
Orlando Hernandez
Brian Sweeney
Aaron Cook
Brad Radke
Kiko Calero
Ramon Ramirez
Luis Vizcaino
Derrick Turnbow
Scott Cassidy
Josh Hancock
Joe Nelson
Fabio Castro
Chad Gaudin
Joe Kennedy
Alan Embree
Kevin Correia
Ambiorix Burgos
Kyle Farnsworth
Scott Downs
Jamie Walker
Rick Bauer
Chris Britton
Mike Wuertz
Chad Paronto
Brendan Donnelly
Matt Smith
Jon Lieber
Cha Seung Baek
Rheal Cormier
Justin Speier
Brad Hennessey
Tim Wakefield
Juan Cruz
Ruddy Lugo
Jonathan Huber
Taylor Tankersley
Jarrod Washburn
Gil Meche
Micah Bowie
Brett Tomko
Matt Wise
Jeffrey Karstens
Wil Ledezma
Keith Foulke
Matt Guerrier
Joel Peralta
Brandon Lyon
Fernando Nieve
Brandon Medders
Shawn Camp
Mark Hendrickson
Tom Gorzelanny
Danny Miceli
Mark Lowe
Brian Bruney
Elmer Dessens
Christopher Wilson
Claudio Vargas
Scott Schoeneweis
Roberto Hernandez
Matt Morris
Ricky Nolasco
David Aardsma
Julio Mateo
Bryan Corey
Ron Flores
Brandon McCarthy
Jason Frasor
Josh Kinney
Jose Capellan
Bradley Thompson
Jason Davis
Brian Tallet
Edgar Gonzalez
John Patterson
Kris Benson
Macay McBride
Mike Myers
Saul Rivera
Ian Snell
Kevin Gregg
Marty McLeary
Brian Meadows
Devern Hansack
John Grabow
Joe Saunders
Aaron Sele
Will Ohman
Esteban Loaiza
David Riske
Royce Ring
Steve Kline
Darrell Rasner
Tyler Walker
Kurt Birkins
Casey Janssen
Javier Lopez
Bill Bray
Brandon Backe
Rick Helling
Scott Feldman
Shane Youman
Dave Borkowski
Noah Lowry
Mike Maroth
Chan Ho Park
Jon Adkins
Tyler Yates
Charles Haeger
Damaso Marte
Jason Grilli
Eric Milton
Timothy Stauffer
Jaret Wright
Zach Miner
Tom Mastny
George Sherrill
Scott Eyre
Tim Hudson
Glen Perkins
Brian Sikorski
Brian Burres
Manuel Corpas
Matt Miller
Logan Kensing
Brian Shouse
Ryan O'Malley
David Cortes
Guillermo Mota
Doug Brocail
Michael O'Connor
Clay Condrey
Beltran Perez
Gustavo Chacin
Kent Mercker
Douglas Slaten
Ron Mahay
Edward Mujica
Jose Veras
Giovanni Carrara
Tomo Ohka
Chad Durbin
Mike Remlinger
Eric Gagne
Josh Rupe
Juan Lara
Brian Falkenborg
Ken Ray
Jake Woods
Ryan Feierabend
Roberto Novoa
Jose Mesa
Anthony Reyes
Tim Worrell
Sean Tracey
LaTroy Hawkins
Joshua Sharpless
Matt Belisle
David Wells
Renyel Pinto
Taylor Buchholz
Agustin Montero
Carlos Martinez
Kason Gabbard
Robinson Tejeda
Kerry Wood
Dustin Hermanson
Ubaldo Jimenez
Jeremy Accardo
Joaquin Benoit
Todd Wellemeyer
Zach Duke
Brian Bannister
Chad Billingsley
Davis Romero
Rick White
Philip Humber
James Shields
Horacio Ramirez
Ryan Franklin
Andrew Brown
Mike DeJean
Nicholas Masset
Tony Pena
Rafael Perez
Mike Venafro
Zack Greinke
Jeffrey Harris
Hong-Chih Kuo
Craig Breslow
Nate Field
Tim Corcoran
Luke Hudson
Christopher Narveson
Jason Grimsley
Frank Francisco
Matt Roney
Julian Tavarez
Joe Blanton
Franklyn German
Fernando Cabrera
Shawn Estes
Travis Smith
Roman Colon
Patrick Misch
Phillip Stockman
Randy Choate
Miguel Asencio
Jimmy Gobble
Eric Stults
Philip Barzilla
Jeff Fulchino
Jose Garcia
Leonel Nunez
Esteban Yan
Jesus Colome
Jonah Bayliss
Randy Keisler
Danny Graves
Sean Green
Allan Simpson
Adam Eaton
Dan Kolb
Casey Daigle
Dennis Sarfate
Sendy Rleal
John Wasdin
Gary Majewski
Steve Karsay
Aaron Fultz
Colter Bean
Greg Jones
Jonathan Sanchez
Ryan Wagner
Sean Henn
Mike Koplove
Mike Gosling
Jeff Nelson
Juan Salas
Shawn Hill
Mike Thompson
Jairo Garcia
Colby Lewis
Miguel Batista
Justin Germano
Peter Moylan
Yhency Brazoban
Livan Hernandez
Billy Sadler
Tyler Johnson
Chris Demaria
Adam Bernero
Juan Perez
Jordan Tata
Jason Standridge
Tom Martin
Vinnie Chulk
Chris Spurling
Jon Switzer
Jason Bulger
Jason Childers
Jorge Campillo
Ryan Braun
Brian Stokes
Mike Adams
Brett Campbell
Kevin Barry
Shane Komine
Andrew Miller
Scott Sauerbeck
Greg Aquino
Clint Nageotte
Emiliano Fruto
Santiago Ramirez
Abe Alvarez
Henry Owens
Bobby Seay
Christopher Resop
Bartolo Colon
Ryan Drese
Jon Lester
Eric O'Flaherty
Terry Mulholland
Pete Walker
Mike Smith
Brian Rogers
Chris Michalak
Stephen Andrade
Wayne Franklin
Mike Holtz
Travis Hughes
Paul Byrd
Ezequiel Astacio
Matt Albers
Wade Miller
Chris Schroder
JP Howell
Tony Armas
Ray King
Jeff Bajenaru
Blaine Boyer
Seth Etherton
Christopher Mabeus
Brian Wilson
Todd Williams
Christopher Booker
Ty Taubenheim
Ricardo Rincon
Jared Fernandez
Joe Winkelsas
Antonio Alfonseca
Eric DuBose
Arthur Rhodes
Manuel Delcarmen
Zach Jackson
Eddy Rodriguez
Julio Santana
Scott Erickson
John Halama
Steve Trachsel
Brian Shackelford
Chris Hammond
Daniel Cabrera
Jason Windsor
Kris Wilson
Justin Hampson
Rudy Seanez
Brian Sanches
Billy Traber
Anthony Lerew
Scott Williamson
Doug Davis
Winston Abreu
R.A. Dickey
Les Walrond
Victor Zambrano
John Thomson
Neal Cotts
Jason Hirsh
Elizardo Ramirez
Chris Reitsma
Tanyon Sturtze
Julio Manon
Britt Reames
Ron Villone
Sergio Mitre
Francisco Cruceta
Brad Halsey
Travis Harper
Francisco Rosario
Brian Slocum
Juan Morillo
Roy Corcoran
Enrique Gonzalez
Kirk Saarloos
Dustin Moseley
Theodore Beam
Jorge Sosa
Eude Brito
Heath Bell
James Hoey
Juan Mateo
Joey Devine
Bartolome Fortunato
Mike Gallo
Shaun Marcum
Jose Diaz
Jerome Williams
Alay Soler
Chad Harville
Scott Elarton
Matt Herges
Justin Lehr
Travis Chick
Jeff Fassero
Bobby Keppel
Denny Bautista
Craig Hansen
Scott Dunn
Lance Carter
Jamey Wright
Jim Johnson
Randy Wolf
Kevin Gryboski
Matt Garza
Adam Loewen
Jae Kuk Ryu
Randy Flores
Willie Eyre
Jeremi Gonzalez
Bobby Livingston
Tim Byrdak
Cesar Jimenez
Jeremy Guthrie
Randy Messenger
Ryan Vogelsong
Boone Logan
Franquelis Osoria
Jay Witasick
Stephen Stemle
Chris Bootcheck
Edwin Jackson
Dustin Nippert
Felix Rodriguez
Casey Fossum
Jason Shiell
Timothy Hamulack
Lance Cormier
David Pauley
Fausto Carmona
Mike Wood
Jack Taschner
Jermaine Van Buren
Sean Marshall
Octavio Dotel
Pedro Astacio
Mike Burns
Paul Maholm
Jose Lima
John Koronka
Zach Day
Joey Eischen
Kevin Jarvis
Jeremy Affeldt
Kameron Loe
Doug Waechter
Josh Fogg
Scott Mathieson
Brandon Claussen
Dave Williams
Scott Baker
Ben Hendrickson
John Rheinecker
Chad Orvella
Kip Wells
Dustin McGowan
Brandon Duckworth
Carlos Marmol
Sun-Woo Kim
Wandy Rodriguez
J.C. Romero
Byung-Hyun Kim
Scott Munter
Aaron Small
Dana Eveland
Kyle Lohse
Kyle Snyder
Ryan Madson
Edison Volquez
Dewon Brazelton
Matt Clement
Ramon Ortiz
Cliff Politte
Jeff Weaver
Jason Vargas
Scott Dohmann
Yusmeiro Petit
Jorge de la Rosa
Mark Redman
Sidney Ponson
Jason Marquis
Jason Bergmann
Victor Santos
Gavin Floyd
Jim Brower
Jason Hammel
Seth McClung
Andrew Sisco
Lenny Dinardo
Carlos Silva
Odalis Perez
Jae Seo
Shawn Chacon
Glendon Rusch
Rodrigo Lopez
Angel Guzman
Mark Mulder
Brian Moehler
Jason Johnson
Hayden Penn
Josh Towers
Runelvys Hernandez
Kyle Davies
Joe Mays
Oliver Perez
Joel Pineiro
Bruce Chen
Russ Ortiz
Mike Pelfry

Waiver Free Agents

[Pun]

What? You couldn't alphabetize it???

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Sorry we need splits too. Home/away, SECA, RISP, the works.

Thanks.

[Lucky]

I hope you both die.

[Pun]

We love you, Lucky!

[dragonmak]

My goodness - someone must be really bored at work. Thanks!

and YES - I'll give you an EXALT.