[DevSop]

It's the good ol' boys driving their General Lee Dodge Charger in the #19 facing the soap drama made famous by Heather Locklear before she got old in #46, Melrose Place.


19. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD




vs.


46. MELROSE PLACE

[Tommy]

I used to have to ask my Mom to stay up late on Fridays to watch "Dukes of Hazzard".
It was cheesy, but still better than "Melrose Place" which made me want to punch people who mentioned it.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Anyone around our age range (30ish) grew up absolutely loving the Dukes and wanting a '69 Dodge Charger when he grew up. Plus Waylon Jennings was the Morgan Freeman of the 80s. He could have read a phone book and I would have watched.

[williamssl]

Very tough break for Melrose. It deserved better. Alas....

[The Jewish Cunthead]

You like Melrose over Dukes? [blink]GAY[/blink]

[salmonjunkie]

I actually like Melrose Place in its first season or two. But it's Dukes....

[Lucky]

I don't like either. And both had hot chicks. I'd weigh Daisy and her legacy vs Locklear, Thorne-Smith, and Zuniga but what's the point? Dukes is a dumbass '80s cartoon so its a landslide.

Plus, I suspect Melrose would win my Hot Chick vote and then I'd get called gay. I'd then argue the inherent stupidity of that given my motivation and we'd have one of those things. I can sit this one out.

Did anything dramatic ever happen on Dukes of Hazzard? Ever?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Tough draw for Melrose. Out of all the Soap Dramas I liked it the most. I attribute that to explosions and deaths. But of all those shows it has the toughest first round matchup. As a kid I had the General Lee Hot Wheels car. I'm voting Dukes.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

Did anything dramatic ever happen on Dukes of Hazzard? Ever?

Well there was that one time Bo & Luke were running moonshine back to Uncle Jesse's and Roscoe almost caught them.

[williamssl]

The Enos spin-off never happened. NEVER.

[Krydor]

Nothing but drama on Dukes, man. The General was going to jump and then they went to commercial! Waylon was all "What them Dukes gonna do now?" That's not just drama, that's high drama. Regardless, it's still far more dramatic than the crap that is Melrose.

[Lou]

There was also the drama of Coy and Vance.

[Mikey]

Fuck Dukes of Hazard.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Roscoe P. Watson?

[Mikey]

Seriously, people down here fucking paint their cars like the General Lee... still. Ya know, 25 years or whatever after the fact.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Do they have horns that play Dixie too?

[Mikey]

fsolomon75 said:

Do they have horns that play Dixie too?

Just about all of them. You get that option at the dealership.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

And I just assumed a Stars & Bars decal came with every car. It's just halftime as far as those backward ass fucks are concerned.

[The Canadian Content]

fsolomon75 said:

backward ass fucks

Thankfully, I can't quite come up with a visual on this.

[DevSop]

Daisy and the Duke boys take Amanda and co. to the woodshed.