[Courtney]

I've never seen either. Lots of people nominated Rescue Me, but only Tex and his cable-drama-hating-ass nominated Dirty Jobs. Go!

Rescue Me



vs.

Dirty Jobs



Polls close Friday at 10 PM CST!!!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I've seen neither. Somebody sway me.

[Courtney]

If you want to go against Tex, vote Rescue Me.

[williamssl]

Dirty Jobs is an awesome show. Guy does dirty jobs.

And the theme song for the show is Faith No More.




Show rocks.

And Courtney - a couple things:
1) It's been a while since I used this little link called "Smite". Think I'm gonna give it a good workout for the next few days.

2) Since you've done such a good job being impartial with running the contest and let us all know what you want to win each contest, I know who to vote against now. Thanks!

[Courtney]

Go ahead, smite me. I like it. ;D

If I'm running a showdown, of course I'm not gonna be impartial when it comes to shows I really really love. I'd give anything for Battlestar to win but I know it won't. But I'm gonna try like hell to get it to the second or third round.

[creepy]

I can not/will not vote for Denis Leary.

I like/love Mike Rowe.

[Jack Quinn]

Dirty Jobs is a great show, it is amazing what some people get paid to do. [insert Solly joke here]

[williamssl]

More Dirty Jobs votes please!!!!! This show is awesome.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

mooseheadjack said:

Dirty Jobs is a great show, it is amazing what some people get paid to do. [insert Solly joke here]

What's a job?[/Moose]

[williamssl]

Whatever your job is...be thankful you don't have some of the things that get profiled on this show:

[Lucky]

So... one of your favorite shows on TV is about checking poo?

That's a disturbing insight.

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

Dirty Jobs completly sucks. Every single job I've seen them profile has something to do with animal feces. Big fuckin' deal, some people have jobs that involve animal shit, I already knew people have jobs that suck worse than mine. Doesn't mean you have to make a whole show about it.

[williamssl]

Produce, Produce, Produce.


So Dirty Jobs rejected your show suggestion.
Get over it.
It's in the past.
Move on.


"What are you talking about?" he asks.
"You're crazy," he says.


Fine. I didn't want to have to do this but you've forced my hand.

Date: July 10, 2007

To: Mike Rowe and the Producers of 'Dirty Jobs'

RE: Suggestion for 'Dirty Jobs' Episode


Dear Mr. Rowe and Company:

My name is <name deleted> and I have a brilliant idea for an episode of Dirty Jobs. You see, I have bad habit. I like to fuck produce. Usually that's not a cause of problems for me. Well, above and beyond the daily ridicule, that is.

However, if you've paid any attention to the weather over the past year you've no doubt seen of droughts and freezes affecting our nation's produce supply. And when supply goes down, prices go up. Now ordinarily after I finish having my way with produce, I simply throw it away. Next time I have an urge, I just get myself a new melon or the like, cut a hole in it, and have at it. But with the prices of produce what they are, that was quickly driving me to the poorhouse. So I had to start recyling produce: cleaning it up after I was done and saving it for next time.

After months of experience cleaning out my lovejuice from produce, I can say with confidence that it's a dirty job. And that's why I'm writing to you today - I think it would be a GREAT idea of Mike and crew did a show about cleaning up my used produce.

So when can we begin?


Sincerely,



<name deleted>

[The Jewish Cunthead]

BAWHAHAHAHA

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

Hey, the Rescue Me producers rejected my idea of incorperating some hot Leary on Produce action on their show too, I hate Dirty Jobs because it sucks.

[Jack Quinn]

it would make me appreciate that my job does not involve shoveling shit

If I had a job at all that is

[williamssl]

Come on Produce. You need to think out of the box crate. Leary has had produce up his sphincter since the 90's. Hollywood is looking for new news or themes.


That don't involve cleaning cum out of kumquats.

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

You proved my point Tex, Resuce Me's trying to move beyond the whole Leary-Produce cliche. They're trying to think outside the box, or crate if you will. Dirty Jobs is stuck in the past. It's time to move past profiling jobs that involve shit, and it's time to move on to profiling jobs that involve produce and cum.

[williamssl]

HA!

These are the types of posts that crack me up (and I write' em too - guilty as charged). The ones where you step back and go "did I just type that? man on man I hope no one I know comes across it. If my wife/boss/kids/parents/etc ever read that....

[Moreofabreadguyanyway]

Just one of many advantages to being single/working at home.