[Mikey]

Technical wizard Dean Malenko draws the short straw – get it, short? – and meets up with the iconic Stone Cold Steve Austin in the bottom half of the Pittsburgh bracket. Deano Machino's got the Texas Cloverleaf, but Stone Cold's from Texas. What? I said Stone Cold's from Texas. And he probably knows the counter to it. Either way, Malenko's eating a stunner here.






Poll closes Wednesday, February 13 at 11:59 EST.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Hey Mikey, does the What guy hit women?

[Mikey]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I forgot that. I also don't think I answered that question. I weaseled out of it somehow.

[creepy]

Fuck Austin. Plus, Malenko had one of the coolest moves, the top-rope fireman's carry to gut-buster. Only saw it twice, but it fucking ruled.


Plus he's a Jew.

[Batman]

Creepy, you're nuts.

[Lucky]

If someone's gonna vote Nitro over Benoit because Benoit's a piece of shit I'm gonna vote Malenko over Austin because Austin's a wifebeating piece of shit. Is beating your wife less worse than killing her? Sure. Malenko > Nitro.

[creepy]

Anybody ever wonder if she deserved it? Maybe I shoulda voted for Austin. Takes balls to beat a woman.



Benoit on the other hand.........

[gooker]

luckylopez said:

If someone's gonna vote Nitro over Benoit because Benoit's a piece of shit I'm gonna vote Malenko over Austin because Austin's a wifebeating piece of shit. Is beating your wife less worse than killing her? Sure. Malenko > Nitro.

Hey, I voted for Nitro for shits and giggles! And, as Solly pointed out, he's boned Maria. I'll vote for Benoit in the next round.

As for this one, Stone Cold's one of the greatest of all time so this is an easy one for me.

[Mikey]

creepyjackalopeeye said:

Plus, Malenko had one of the coolest moves, the top-rope fireman's carry to gut-buster. Only saw it twice, but it fucking ruled.

I agree with this. It's not enough for me to vote Malenko here, but the top rope gutbuster is one of the awesomest moves ever.