[Mikey]

"The Immovable Object" in Gorilla Monsoon's famous WrestleMania III analogy takes on one of Japan's finest exports to the States, The Great Muta. You want the mammoth freak or the painted face guy?





Voting closes on Monday at 11:59 EST.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Andre was in Princess Bride therefore he wins.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Anybody want a peanut?

[The Jewish Cunthead]

One of the best heel turns

[Mikey]

Oh man, I hadn't seen that clip in YEARS!

[Lucky]

Fuck Andre. He sucked. I have never seen him do anything good. He wasn't quite the Great Khali, but he wasn't the Big Show. I'm not 5 and I was not watching him when I was 5. I've never watched the Princess Bride. Andre means nothing to me. The idea of watching Andre vs Hulk a 2nd time makes me super duper excited for Cena/Orton.

Muta ain't getting shut out, at least. Muta rocks.

[salmonjunkie]

I love Muta. LOVE Muta. He was my favorite wrestler in NWA/WCW when he was wrestling there.

But he doesn't have a posse.

[Stu]

Not seen enough of either guy to really care.

[DevSop]

Does anyone else have a bleeding scale named after them? I think not.

Muta Scale > Andre the Giant.

[salmonjunkie]

actually, I will say that if it were a match between Muta vs. Andre, I'd want to see Muta win.

I voted Andre. Any way to change my vote to Muta? That would make the contest 6-3 so far.

[Mikey]

I'll keep that in mind if it gets down to it.

[Attitude Adjuster]

I get Muta into theis competition, and this is the draw he gets? Andre made wrestling mainstream before Hogan. As great as Muta is in the ring, Andre is Andre.

[gooker]

Yes, Andre is Andre. Which is why I've got to vote for him, no matter how awesome Muta was. And he was damn awesome.

[Batman]

The Muta Scale, for anyone who might be curious:

[creepy]

gooker said:

Yes, Andre is Andre. Which is why I've got to vote for him, no matter how awesome Muta was. And he was damn awesome.

Damn It! What a lame draw. Gooker and AA are right. Muta was freaking awesome, though.



Lucky's hatred for all things 80's wrestling is starting to get on my nerves.

[creepy]

gooker said:

Yes, Andre is Andre. Which is why I've got to vote for him, no matter how awesome Muta was. And he was damn awesome.

Damn It! What a lame draw. Gooker and AA are right. Muta was freaking awesome, though.

Fuck it, I'll vote Muta for Thaibihn.



Lucky's hatred for all things 80's wrestling is starting to get on my nerves.

[Lucky]

And here I thought a significant part of Muta's run was in the '80s.

Maybe Andre just doesn't do it for me because I wasn't watching back then and because when you watch him now after seeing Show, Taker, Kane, Awesome, Malice, and bunches of other big men with more skill and athleticism he just can't impress you that much.