[Mikey]

Cena = $. DiBiase = $$$. Thus the Million Dollar Man pulled one of the bigger upsets of the first round. His reward? A meeting with his former protégé, Ringmaster Steve Austin. Whatever happened to that guy? And hey, just to stick it to DiBiase, Austin’s brought a former manager with him to the fray, since you KNOW Virgil will be in the Million Dollar Man’s corner.





Poll closes Friday, 11:59pm EST.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I don't see Austin losing unless Parvini registers about 20 fake accounts.

[williamssl]

Even if he does you and I can register 20 apiece.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Did Benito vote yet?

[Benito Mussolini]

I have not. Yet.

[Mikey]

fsolomon75 said:

I don't see Austin losing unless Parvini registers about 20 fake accounts.

Apparently he's registered three already.

[creepy]

Although he turned into a joke, I'll vote Austin. Before he turned my stomach, he was pretty entertaining.

[Jack Quinn]

I voted Dibiase, before The Million Dollar Man he was one of the best badasses in wrestling. Pre-Million Dollar Man > Austin, and Million Dollar Man = Austin. Dibiase wins here

[williamssl]

DiBiase wins in your pants.

[Jack Quinn]

I thought that was a given?

[williamssl]

Like DiBiase was given you head?

[Jack Quinn]

everyone has a price..................for the buttseks

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Imagine the DiBiase cackle when Moose did the Buffalo Bill tuck dance.

[Jack Quinn]

good times, good times

[williamssl]

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Moosey, Moosey, Moosey, Moosey, Moosey
A gazebo in his yard
One good eye, not two
But the Million dollar Moose,
Always fucks his Jooo

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Moosey, Moosey, Moosey, Moosey, Moosey
Solly squirms a little
Sometimes he squirms a lot
But I'm the Million Dollar Moose,
And I suck his tater tot

[The Jewish Cunthead]

FUCK-ING AWE-SOME.

Exalt!

[Jack Quinn]

well done Tex, well done. That gets an exalt

[williamssl]

I channeled Moose's creativity.

"What would moose do?"

Padawan for a day!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

williamssl said:

"What would moose do?"

Sit in a pile of your own piss and shit while mooching off the fine taxpayers of Michigan?

[Jack Quinn]

hey sickboy, I have a job, I just haven't worked in a few days. Its no worse than you robbing the poor schleps who employ you.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Hey I just pace myself at work. They can't expect me to work nonstop from 7-3:30, can they?

[Jack Quinn]

fsolomon75 said:

Hey I just play with myself at work. They can't expect me to work at all from 7-3:30, can they?

Fixed that for ya

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Tito get me some tissue.

[Jack Quinn]

Arriba?

[Jack Quinn]

the flying burrito no doubt means something COMPLETELY different to you