[The Jewish Cunthead]

luckylopez said:

Why is that everyone on this board can make racist comments, behave like pedophiles, tell each other to die, call each other gay, and do anything else but my shit always' taken literally?

I can't speak for anyone else but the reason I take you seriously is because fairly or unfairly, we all have niches here. Tex is the goofy racist, Sop is the easy target for pedo jokes, Moose with blind jokes, me with Jewish jokes, etc. Your niche is being the voice of reason, or at least that's how I see you on here and OO. It's not necessarily a bad thing but it leaves little room for subtle humor... that's my take on it.

[Fire-Babe]

Taker irritates me. I'm going with Andre.

[Lucky]

fsolomon75 said:

luckylopez said:

Why is that everyone on this board can make racist comments, behave like pedophiles, tell each other to die, call each other gay, and do anything else but my shit always' taken literally?

I can't speak for anyone else but the reason I take you seriously is because fairly or unfairly, we all have niches here. Tex is the goofy racist, Sop is the easy target for pedo jokes, Moose with blind jokes, me with Jewish jokes, etc. Your niche is being the voice of reason, or at least that's how I see you on here and OO. It's not necessarily a bad thing but it leaves little room for subtle humor... that's my take on it.

Well I like hyperbole! I exaggerate things for comedic effect, damn it!

[Tommy]

And all I was doing (in an extended manner, true) was giving the explanation for why I voted like I did. There was some consternation previously when the only reason given was "It's Andre".

I can live with Taker moving on; it's not like the magical mystery tour to the finals of Owen the Midcarder.

[Lucky]

I can not live with Andre advancing. I was honestly talking shit to try and undermine what I legitimately consider to be a talentless and overrated prop who just got lucky with timing. Just to make clear, this is not hyperbole.

[Moosehead Jack]

and you have no soul



and hate the French



and mock people with disabilities (this is ok if it is Solly, BUT NOT ANDRE DAMMIT!)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

10-7... I like Taker's chances. I wonder if his biggest fan will show up and throw a vote his way.

[Lucky]

I'm not prepared to take this win for granted. Especially with OO down and folks coming over. No telling how random stragglers would vote.

[gooker]

UN-derTAK-er! Clap-clap-clapclapclap. UN-derTAK-er! Clap-clap-clapclapclap.

Seriously, a few of these bouts (i.e. this one, Michael Hayes vs. Booker, etc.) make me think we just need to do a "Which era of wrestling did you like best - 70's, 80's, 90's, 2000's" since that's what it basically boils down to.

If you have more all-around love and admiration for Michael "P.S." Hayes than Booker T, odds are you liked wrestling more in the 80's than now.

[Mikey]

By the way, I'm gonna keep this one pinned up thru the week, but I'm gonna try to get the Sweet 16 on the other side of the bracket up before I get my grill rearranged tomorrow.

[creepy]

Andre was huge in everyway, but Lucky convinced me that it was mostly due to the "big factor" in one way or the other. Taker's done a lot for the business and has been a pretty good worker.



But fuck the Undertaker. Never liked Gay-Spooky-Killer-Brother-Percy-Pringle-led-Dead-Corporate-Biker-Make-Up-Your-Fucking-Mind-You-Shitbag-Homo-Star-Fucker. Just always bugged/bored me. He's undefeated at WM for reasons other than him being "OMG SO GR8!" But I guess I'll vote for him.


Ehhhhh.....

[Mikey]

And justice prevails in the run-off. How the original showdown ended in a tie, I have no idea.

[Lucky]

How in the hell did the votes change that much? I know I was campaigning against Andre but did it really affect people? I only remember 1 or 2 people saying something and the Andre defenses kept coming.

I don't really care about Taker so meh. But the guy I do think was more deserving won, so ok.

[Moosehead Jack]

people were swayed by your anti-French, anti-disabilities argument. Way to set us back as a people Lopez!

[Lucky]

You're welcome.

And I actually did argue against him based on him being French and having a disability. Kinda. So I guess I just have to embrace that one, huh?

[Batman]

Andre only got three less votes. Perhaps you swayed one Andre voter, one Andre voter forgot to vote for him again, and one decided to abstain because he "didn't want to get in a big argument with Lucky again." (Pussy.)

Then the five (assuming one swayed Andre voter happens to be correct) extra votes for Taker are likely the OO refugees.

[Lucky]

Fine, undermine my argumentative skills and influence. Ass.

[creepy]

I didn't vote Andre based on Lucky's argument. In fact, I didn't vote at all. But if my vote mattered in a closer contest, I'd have voted UT.


Screw it, I'll vote for the Taker.